Best Know Nothing Nerds Podcasts (2025)

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We Call That Female Empowerment w/ Amber Nelson 1:21:32

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21h ago1:21:32

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This week Jackie and MJ are joined by LPN's Amber Nelson to discuss the important matter of where they fall on the Monster Fucker scale, and once again the issue of just where Tom Cruise penetrates those fish. Diane Keaton passed, an interviewer asked Julia Roberts and Andrew Garfield a coded question and Julia Roberts had to be like "um excuse me"…

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[Trailer] Introducing Cthulhu-Con! 3:08

3d ago3:08

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Hey there, been a while! Just dropping by to tell you about a new show Alie, Kevin and I started called Cthulhu-Con! The first 2 episodes are out now, and you should go subscribe and check it out! You can find Cthulhu-Con on Spotify, Apple Podcasts, YouTube or wherever you get your podcasts! More info and links at https://cthulhu-con.skullandscones…

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Peacemaker Season 2 SPOILER Recap | Secret Identity Podcast 51:48

5d ago51:48

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Bird blindness is no laughing matter! Hosted by Ausha. See ausha.co/privacy-policy for more information.By Troy Bond Brent Birnbaum Slater Harrison

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Second Helpings - And I Took That Personally 1:18:13

7d ago1:18:13

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This week Jackie and MJ are joined by LPN's own TAYporter, Holden McNeely, who despite the sheen of sweat across their head, remain wrapped in their Taylor Swift Fartigan, as he gives his thoughts on "The Life of a Showgirl" and he's ready to throwdown! Then it's on to "KPOP DEMON HUNTERS" and Bad Bunny killin' on SNL in a very emotional way, after…

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You've Licked it Cold, Now Sip it Warm w/ Natalie Jean 1:24:54

8d ago1:24:54

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This week Jackie and MJ are joined by Natalie Jean-ZEBROWSKI to goss' 'bout Carmelita getting double skunk blasted, a MIRRORBALL of perspectives as our three hosts discuss Taytays latest release "The Life of a Showgirl" and in true Swift fashion, you're gonna have to listen to tomorrow's episode of "Second Helpings" for Holden's special take! Jacki…

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Supergirl: Woman of Tomorrow | Secret Identity Podcast 1:15:09

10d ago1:15:09

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By Troy Bond Brent Birnbaum Slater Harrison

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Exclusive Interview: Jay "ThePandaRedd" Morton 2:29:37

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Second Helpings - Everyone's Been Talkin' About Chunk 1:11:48

14d ago1:11:48

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This week MJ and Jackie unleash on the world that THE LOVE HAS GONE with it comin' out that Nicole Kidman and Keith Urban's divorce is a lot more contentious than previously thought! MJ and Gideon are tryin' to find somethin' between a Hocus Pocus and Hereditary to enjoy for their 31 for 31 as true life horrors are just too much this year, Selena G…

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I Feel Nothing w/ Carolina Hidalgo 1:21:45

15d ago1:21:45

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This week on Page 7 Jackie Zebrowski and Jackie Beautiful are joined by Carolina "Renegade Driver" Hidalgo of "No Dogs in Space"! Jackie graces our ears with a preview of her choir parts and the fabulous news that she has applied for a "Special Moment" in her "woke" choir! Then they discuss how they WON'T be performing for a nation that's recently …

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What Is Patient Advocacy and How Do I Do It? with Tight Lipped 26:14

17d ago26:14

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Everybody's always telling us patient advocacy is the way to solve systemic issues in women's healthcare - ok so what exactly IS patient advocacy? What does it look like? HOW does it get us better care, research and treatments? Kate asks these questions to Noa Fleischacker, executive director of Tight Lipped, a grassroots movement by and for people…

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Second Helpings - Bone It Out! 1:11:44

21d ago1:11:44

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This week MJ and Jackie are joined by producer Adams new pupperino, and despite his cuteness they still manage to bring you Second Helpin's! MJ thinks they might watch the new Charlie Sheen produced Charlie Sheen documentary, Jackie gives her feedback on KPOP DEMON HUNTERS, the Rapture happened apparently, but no one was saved, and MJ finally watch…

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Massive Copyright Fraud w/ Jake Young 1:32:19

22d ago1:32:19

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This week on Page 7, Jackie and MJ are joined by Jake "Loves Bitches" Young of LPN's own Nerd of Mouth, to discuss how to get around needing a Disney+ or Hulu account, James Van Der Beek who is fighting cancer, made a surprise appearance at the Dawson's Creek reunion benefit, Danielle Fishel and the cohost of her podcast go on the road and their ri…

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Second Helpings - The Gay's Gaze 1:09:53

28d ago1:09:53

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Jackie and the covid stricken MJ are back with another helpin' of goss', and despite this week bein' hell and the suspension of Kimmel just bein' the tip, "Dancing with the Stars" is a shining beacon of light complete with an extra crispy HILARIA! Keepin' with DWTS, MJ is worried Jen Affleck is Dancin' too soon after poppin', but Steve Irwin's son …

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Hawkeye (2012 - 2015) | Secret Identity Podcast 1:01:00

29d ago1:01:00

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Name a more iconic duo than Clint Barton and Kate Bishop... Hosted by Ausha. See ausha.co/privacy-policy for more information.By Troy Bond Brent Birnbaum Slater Harrison

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Public Show and Tell w/ Seena Ghaznavi 1:27:37

29d ago1:27:37

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This week Jackie and MJ greet guest Seena Ghaznavi with the well aged Johnny Burnett classic "You're Sixteen", Jackie spills her and Kara's plans to get tickets for Meredith Marks' tour as she embarks on being a DDDDDDDJJJJJJJ, but she better not be one of them fake DJs. Seena delves right into some deeply hidden trauma with a band teacher being DE…

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How To Talk About Your Period Pain: Subscriber-only Episode Teaser 8:50

1M ago8:50

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Why does it feel so hard to talk about our period pain? Who benefits when we stay quiet? How do we build a world where information about period pain travels as easily as a casual chat? In this how-to episode, Kate gives some tips on what helps her speak up - in one-on-one situations with friends & family & coworkers, and in organizing groups of peo…

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Not For Educational Purposes: It's All In Your Head (Episode 48) 1:04:04

1M ago1:04:04

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Welcome to Not For Educational Purposes, a How Did We Get Here Productions production, a podcast where two friends look stuff up on the internet and may or may not learn things. On this episode of Not For Educational Purposes we get really psychological and ask the important questions like: What makes us have the need to bop to a beat? Why must we …

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Second Helpings - Sleepin' with Gleb 1:20:11

1M ago1:20:11

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This week on Second Helpings, MJ and Jackie are swappin' pet shop memories, Dancing with the Stars is here to save us with a bizarre new cast, and Jackie is excited for all the Hallowen candy comin' out including Halloween peelers to bring out ur inner Armie Hammer! MJ is excited for Taylor Frankie Paul to be the new Bachelorette, and Jackie is bur…

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Water Pork w/ Holden McNeely 1:20:00

1M ago1:20:00

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HEAVY SPOILER ALERT for Netflix's "Unknown Number: The High School Catfish"@ 31:56 until 44:13 This week Jackie and MJ are joined by Holden "2Fat4DaSlide" McNeely as he discusses his recently dearly departed chicken soup smellin' cyst, waterpark folk, KJ Apa is transforming into Mr. Fantasy and releasing music to everyone's confusion and delight. P…

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CelebReadies: Hilaria Baldwin's MANUEL NOT INCLUDED 1:02:54

1M ago1:02:54

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IT IS FINALLY HERE!!!! This is a one and done, guys. Absolutely no need to spend more than one episode on this book. What can we say here that we haven't already screamed about.... man oh man. Man oh MANUEL. This book. Enjoy the ramblings of Jackie and MJ as they go through this 8 chapter... experience. Want even more Page 7? Support us on Patreon!…

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Daredevil: Yellow | Secret Identity Podcast 1:54:25

1M ago1:54:25

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Yet ANOTHER masterpiece from Jeph Loeb and Tim Sale Hosted by Ausha. See ausha.co/privacy-policy for more information.By Troy Bond Brent Birnbaum Slater Harrison

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Pitch Perfect WATCHALONG 1:52:11

1M ago1:52:11

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This week on Page 7 Jackie and MJ are pitch-slappin' ya with a watchalong of the 2012 a-caward winning film "Pitch Perfect!" Want even more Page 7? Support us on Patreon! Patreon.com/Page7Podcast Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of Page 7 ad-free. Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcasts…

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Pelvic Floor Physical Therapy for Period Pain with Dr. Sara Reardon 27:54

1M ago27:54

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Kate talks to Dr. Sara Reardon, aka The Vagina Whisperer - a board-certified pelvic floor physical therapist and author of the new book Floored, a woman's guide to pelvic floor health at every age and stage. They discuss what the pelvic floor even is, how pelvic floor muscles are involved in period pain, and how we're all peeing and pooping wrong! …

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CelebReadies: Carrie Fisher's Wishful Drinking 43:46

2M ago43:46

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You guys, this is such a beautiful book! This is one we highly, highly recommend listening to and enjoying for yourself-- it's read by Fisher and it is somehow an absolute joy to read despite its heavy subject matter. It's such a short read that we finish it in one episode. Fisher talks about growing up in the shadows of her famous parents, her mar…

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REEEEEEWIIIIIND 1999 1:13:04

2M ago1:13:04

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We're gonna party like it's 1999 and the world's about to end because of computers, or Jesus returnin', or SOMETHIN'! It's time to MAMBO NO. 5 through those angsty pre-teen years with MJ and Jackie! Want even more Page 7? Support us on Patreon! Patreon.com/Page7Podcast Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of Page 7 ad-free. Sta…

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Second Helpings - Gucci, Gucci, Gucci, STARBUCKS 1:15:21

2M ago1:15:21

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On this week's Second Helpings, MJ and Jackie are talkin' 'bout MJ's teaching past and the roasts dished out via children, Jackie and Geoff started "30 Rock" again 'cause she's only seen it once. Jackie reveals one of Henry and Ed's GOON follows, which is Salma Hayek who apparently looks better than she did when she was danccin' with the snek, Aubr…

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Wine and Cigarette Time w/ Amber Nelson 1:25:14

2M ago1:25:14

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This week on Page 7, Jackie and MJ are joined by Amber Nelson of The Brighter Side, SPUN and HGX2 to goss' 'bout the various C words, Amber is lucky enough to hear the final verdict on the Grand Tome of Goop, and it's that she sucks and is the reason we have a Wormlord holding power in the White House as well as why Erewhon is able to overcharge fo…

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Not For Educational Purposes: F*ck Christopher Columbus (and not in the fun way!) (Episode 47) 53:06

2M ago53:06

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Welcome to Not For Educational Purposes, a How Did We Get Here Productions production, a podcast where two friends look stuff up on the internet and may or may not learn things. Welcome to the party pooper of episodes as we take the fun out of every question we ask, like, "Why are cigarettes considered gross while cigars are classy," "What is in a …

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Second Helpings - Deeply Humorless 1:12:23

2M ago1:12:23

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This week's Second Helpings takes place on Jackie's birthday eve, but MJ helps to distract her from the birthday dread with talk of the twelve layer PR blast Twelver Swift set off during the Kelce bro's podcast. Jojo Siwa dropped a self aware track bringing the summer to end with a "Raspy" era, and someone decided to fingerblast their girl at a Yan…

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Snuff Queen 1:24:59

2M ago1:24:59

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This week on Page 7 MJ and Jackie start things off by wonderin' if Jimmy Buffett was singin' 'bout a snuff film star, with a song NOT dedicated to the ill Ed Larson, and MJ wishes that Raffi has had a lot of romantic pleasure in his life. Then it's time to flip over to Benson Boone asking people to stop being mean to him for his birthday which pred…

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Second Helpings - Look Down At The Poor People 1:12:32

2M ago1:12:32

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This week the Jackie and MJ, who are NOT affiliated with the Daughters of the American Revolution, are back for some Second Helpings! Jackie gives an update on what happened to the Snackies from this week's Page 7, Sydney Sweeney's brother is supporting her or something dumb, but tig biddy has been big played out, and Jackie gives a less than stell…

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Viewer Mail 4 Featuring ComicPop 1:07:04

2M ago1:07:04

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Our 4th Viewer Mail episode, featuring Sal from ComicPop! Hosted by Ausha. See ausha.co/privacy-policy for more information.By Troy Bond Brent Birnbaum Slater Harrison

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I Think They're In Love w/ Julia Johns 1:28:04

2M ago1:28:04

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This week on Page 7, Jackie and MJ are joined by friend and comedian Julia Johns as they confirm Sydney Sweeney is YUCK, and the Goopograhy book confirms Gwyneth Paltrow is just as detached from reality as she seems. Julia is starting a family friendly show called "The Littlest Late Show" and has enlisted the network children for help, then Rod Ste…

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Surgery for Period Pain (Part 2) 28:36

2M ago28:36

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Kate is back from surgery! In Part 2 of this 2 part episode, Kate walks through the day of the surgery, from arriving at the hospital to the 4 weeks of recovery thus far, and the surgical and pathology results that finally gave her answers to questions about her cramps she's had for 22 years. Hopefully this episode is helpful to anyone curious abou…

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Not For Educational Purposes: Deep Down Dark Deep Down (Episode 46) 1:10:54

2M ago1:10:54

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Welcome to Not For Educational Purposes, a How Did We Get Here Productions production, a podcast where two friends look stuff up on the internet and may or may not learn things. (!!!SPECIAL TRIGGER WARNING!!! We talk quite a bit about OCD thought patterns and potential triggers in this episode. This could be triggering for other people with OCD or …

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Second Helpings - A Woke Horse They're Gonna Ride On 1:18:39

3M ago1:18:39

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Our baddest B.I.T.C.H (Baby In Total Control of Herself) Jackie and her Special Little Boy MJ are back with Second Helpings, including remembering Hulk Hogan should Rest In Piss, and the unearthed Daddy's Deli audio is servin' up memories @ 7:36.591 ! The 15 year anniversary of Snooki's iconic "WHERE'S THE BEACH!?" moment is upon us, and it's been …

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Fantastic Four: First Steps SPOILER Review 1:05:17

3M ago1:05:17

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This time Galactus isn't a cloud! Hosted by Ausha. See ausha.co/privacy-policy for more information.By Troy Bond Brent Birnbaum Slater Harrison

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Vagina Zebrowski w/ Kara Klenk 1:20:39

3M ago1:20:39

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This week on Page 7 MJ and Jackie are once again joined by Kara Klenk as they get into the ins and outs of Summer camp, American Eagle wants everyone to look like Sydney Sweeney, and Katy Perry continues to bring terror into the world, this time with Justin Trudeau. The great book of Goop has flooded the streets, the Astronomer company brought ole …

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Surgery For Period Pain (Part 1) 27:09

3M ago27:09

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Kate is back from surgery! In Part 1 of a 2 part series, she goes step by step through the imaging result that gave her the information that lead her to commit to surgery, and the physical, administrative, and financial preparations for her surgery. Get ready to hear real numbers and honesty about the factors contributing to the decision. Hopefully…

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Second Helpings - Fellat Me 1:16:43

3M ago1:16:43

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Jackie and MJ are back for this week's Second Helpings! MJ talks about how they learned early that children's show lessons aren't based in reality, and Jackie FINALLY finishes explaining the finger claps! Buzzballz is starting to sell inflatable novelty pools, Jackie talks some "Honey I Shrunk the Kids" talk, MJ says the scene in "Enchanted" with t…

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Stay Mad w/ Holden McNeely 1:22:11

3M ago1:22:11

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This week Jackie is croonin' like Chris Martin, MJ is begging for some 'llatin and Holden returns! Oasis is performing together again (for now), we're traveling back 1000 years (in pop culture time, that is) because the CEO cheatin' video dropped MOMENTS after they recorded last week's "Second Helpings", but boy does the video never lose it's KICK!…

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Not For Educational Purposes: Wash Thy Self (Episode 45) 1:01:10

3M ago1:01:10

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Welcome to Not For Educational Purposes, a How Did We Get Here Productions production, a podcast where two friends look stuff up on the internet and may or may not learn things. On this episode of Not For Educational Purposes we will be giving you whiplash as we try to answer: What is a histamine? How do medical bills work? And can you be allergic …

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Going Off Hormonal Birth Control 46:48

3M ago46:48

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In this Case Study episode, Kate brings on Deanna Hart-Nokes, who just went off hormonal birth control for the second time in 20 years, and has been experiencing some mysterious symptoms. Kate deep-dives into the clinical research to understand how hormonal birth control works, and what might be causing Deanna's increased period pain, soreness, and…

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Thanos & Dave's Birthday | Thanos Annual #1 54:31

3M ago54:31

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If Thanos shows up on your birthday, you run Hosted by Ausha. See ausha.co/privacy-policy for more information.By Troy Bond Brent Birnbaum Slater Harrison

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Second Helpings - LampJ 1:18:52

3M ago1:18:52

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Page 7 is back this week with 100% more MJ, and he's got things to SAY! Jackie liked the new "Jurassic World" sans Chris Pratt soft reboot, Colin Jost isn't actively threatened by his more successful wife and sadly that's a pleasant surprise to us all. MJ plans to return havin' watched "Wicked" with the kids vvvv soon! Lotta people are talkin' 'bou…

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World of Mormies w/ Natalie Jean 1:08:06

3M ago1:08:06

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This week we're hangin' up our 'NO BOYS ALLOWED' sign since MJ's trapped in the Realm of Shadow without internet, so Jackie is joined by LPN's Natalie Jean as they discuss the songs they walked down the aisle to, celebrate the breaking news of the draft for ACOTAR book 6 being sent to the publisher, and SPOILER ALERT the "Love Island" finale ends w…

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Superman 2025 Movie Review.. Up Up Away! 2:09:31

3M ago2:09:31

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Whew, this movie! We are gonna Discuss about topics in this movie, going in as a batman fan, and why you should still see this movie in a open mind. but at the same time this maybe the Superman Movie that best defines the Man of Steel, but makes him Human. Buckle Up cause its a Doozie!

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Fibroids and The White Dress Project 33:30

3M ago33:30

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Fibroids are a super common cause of severe period pain - up to 80% of people with a uterus will get fibroids at some point! So...why don't we know why they grow? Why don't they get caught and treated sooner? Kate talks with Jonelle Henry from The White Dress Project, an organization that spreads awareness, education, and resources about fibroids. …

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Superman 2025 SPOILER Review 1:03:16

3M ago1:03:16

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I can't stand to fly, I'm not that naive... Hosted by Ausha. See ausha.co/privacy-policy for more information.By Troy Bond Brent Birnbaum Slater Harrison

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Second Helpings - All Natural Takis 1:16:00

3M ago1:16:00

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This week on Second Helpings MJ and Jackie recall the horrors of Jake's terrible snacks, the world of healthy faux snack foods, and then Meghan Markle fruit spread gets a brutal take down from JAM EXPERT DONNA COLLINS! Then some more chat on hyper expensive small batch goods, followed up with even more former royal chitchat, Jackie's knuckles deep …