Does the old saying about being early to bed, and early to rise truly make a man healthy, wealthy, and wise? Jed says yes, and gives us way too much insight into his morning self-care routine in the process. Kraig on the other hand has some strong opinions in favor of partying hard, deep into the night like some immoral deviant. Which debater will …

It's going to be a Quentin Tarantino-style foot fiesta for the ages as Kirk debates special guest, JT Smith, over the social misgivings of wearing socks with sandals. Is this a fashion faux pas worthy of social exclusion, or will comfort-over-conformity win the hearts and minds of the masses?By Kirk Wilson, Jed Craig, & Kraig Schaulin

The vitriol flows from Kraig and Jed like a warm golden stream, when they discuss the etiquette of shower pissing. Don't all these pipes go to the same place anyways? Isn't it bad hygiene to spray urine all over a communal space meant for cleanliness? Does the golden rule apply? Does the golden shower rule apply? If a golden shower takes place in t…

You like-a the pizza? Well do you even-a know-a what is the right-a way to-a eat-a the pizza? Meesa thinks-a it's mooey mooey big mistake to use a fork...what the hell, did my offensive Italian accent just turn into Gungan somehow? Oh well, listen to our good buddy Andy go toe to toe with Kraig about the proper way to eat your 'za!…

Everybody was Kung-Fu fighting...er, well Jed and Kirk are karate fighting. Well I guess actually it's more like their fighting about karate. Will Kirk strike first? Will Jed strike hard? Will Kraig wax off in the corner using his own tears as lubricant?By Kirk Wilson, Jed Craig, & Kraig Schaulin

Is our world just a simulation or are we merely moving from one plane of reality to another? Is the feeling of deja vu just a coincidence or is it a glitch in the matrix? If Jed hands Kraig an invisible spoon, does he prove that reality is real, or does he just confuse everyone in the room? Find out the answers to these questions and more...on this…

Yikes! Kraig and Kirk are raising up a stink and blowing some hot air once again in this rip-roaring debate, that will leave you asking yourself that age old question: "If I fart in an elevator with an elderly woman inside and she subsequently dies from the aftermath, am I a murderer or just an asshole?"…

Wanna know what two middle-aged white dudes think of the epic battle between Drake and Kendrick Lamar? Well...nobody does, but we would appreciate you listening anyway.By Kirk Wilson, Jed Craig, & Kraig Schaulin

Two chubby guys debate about which part of the brownie is better, but we all know that neither of these idiots is turning down any brownie that is offered to them.By Kirk Wilson, Jed Craig, & Kraig Schaulin

Kraig and Kirk debate a topic that has plagued mankind since 2001 - Is Nickelback good or do they suck ass? Obviously musical taste is subjective and no one should ever be ridiculed for liking and listening to music that speak to them on a personal level and fills their soul with wonder and whimsy, but... seriously have you heard this shit?…

Kraig, Jed, and Andy have a debate extravaganza with our first ever 3-way debate! Will Jed box out his contenders? Will Andy be able to keep his argument brief? Will Kraig be able to support his points with facts or will he flip-flop around? Let's take a look under the layers and see how things are swingin'!…

Two jolly men with beards debate the existence of another jolly man with a beard. It's like an enigma wrapped inside of a riddle, straddling a yule log! Will Kraig be able to melt Jed's grinch-like heart and make him believe in ol' Saint Nick, or will Jed hang Kraig's argument over the fireplace and fill it with coal? Roast some chestnuts, kick bag…

Jed and Kirk get frank with one another in this classic debate topic that dares to ask the question "Is a hot dog a sandwich or is it some weird, mutant-like creature born of pork by-products and broken dreams?" Bon appetit!By Kirk Wilson, Jed Craig, & Kraig Schaulin

The fur is gonna fly when Kirk and Jed debate which untamed beast would win in a knock down, drag out, no holds barred, zoo style cage match between a gorilla or a bear! The first rule of Animal Fight Club is "There are no rules"! Mainly because they're animals and the concept of rules is far beyond their brain's capability to comprehend.…

Kraig struts around yappin' like a vicious junkyard dog, and Kirk weaves like an alley cat, half asleep, hungry, and waiting to pounce! When these two debate, the claws come out and the teeth start gnashing!By Kirk Wilson, Jed Craig, & Kraig Schaulin

Our old pal Congressman Andy stops by for Earth Day, and he debates until he is blue in the face and Jed turns green with envy. Which color will be live up to the hype and be crowned king of the crayon box?By Kirk Wilson, Jed Craig, & Kraig Schaulin

Kraig and Jed debate the proper number of leg hole's on canine apparel. Yes, seriously.By Kirk Wilson, Jed Craig, & Kraig Schaulin

Kirk and Kraig try to wipe each other off the map with this debate for the ages. Do you let your toilet paper hang over like a glorious, majestic waterfall or are you an idiot? Let us know in the comments!By Kirk Wilson, Jed Craig, & Kraig Schaulin

The season 2 finale is here, and the BPM Crew welcome back their ol' pal Andy! Games will be played. Debates will be had. Feelings will be shared. We'll laugh, we'll cry...well, we'll laugh at Jed crying mostly. On this episode: Wheel of Propaganda - Round and round it goes. Where it stops...well, it's gonna be madness no matter what. Listen as the…

Here we go, here we go, here we go again! The infamous Episode 7 has finally arrived, so get ready to take a wild ride, guided by three suave, mysterious strangers that will have your funny bone playing tug-of-war with your heart. Yes I realize this is getting weird now. Props to Blank - The crew give props to these news making members of society a…

Holy hell, here we go again! Ha ha haa! Yes. Yes. On this episode: Props to Blank - Your going to hear some interesting stories, being told by some very intriguing fellas. Opinions will be bandied about. Chaos will ensue Probing Deep Inside - When you start rooting around inside of Kraig, you will find some dark and disturbing shit. And if you lube…

Well here we go again! The BPM boys lost track of time, but have finally reemerged after a year of self-reflection and introspection with another humdinger of an episode. This week's segments include: Propaganda's Choice - "Would You Rather" if it was played by three guys that forget they are being recorded, and lack any kind of better judgement or…

It's the Mid-Season Finale Spectacular! We're already half way through the season, and the BPM crew is feeling it, so they're going to take a breather for a few weeks, but they'll be back with more vulgarity, friendship, and hilariousness soon, so stay tuned! On this week's episode... BPM Ranks - If you were stranded on a desert island and could on…

This episode welcomes back an old friend, local city council member and original BPM host, Andy Bateman! Andy brings his love of irreverent and witty humor to the discussions, all the while trying not to ruin all of his political capital and aspirations in one hilarious hour of regret. Blank, Blank, or Blank - With Earth Day only slightly in the re…

The hits just keep on coming as the award winning BPM continues to top the podcasting charts! Any moment now, their bank accounts will be loaded and the beds will be rockin' with the sweet, sweet thunder lovin' that only the BPM boys can bring! "What does that even mean?", you ask. Well all I'm saying is, prepare to have to change your panties/brie…

The season 2 premiere is here! The BPM crew is back and in top form with another family-friendly episode. See if you and the kids can find this week’s “fun word of the episode”, and we’ll…see you next Tuesday…er…the Tuesday after that actually. Taste the Crew - So, you want to get to know the crew a little bit better do ya? Well close your eyes, op…

Season Finale! Looks like we made it. We would like to thank you all for the support you've shown us. It has been quite a ride, and we will return with lots more fun and games in the months ahead, but we sure can't do it without you all, so please continue to spread the gospel of the Blank Propaganda Machine! Follow, Like, Subscribe, Email, Harass,…

In this episode, listen as the crew continue to live life dangerously by risking a defamation suit from one of America's finest actresses, and by putting themselves in the crosshairs of the processed meat industry. Ah, just like the good ol' days! Mass Debate - Jed and Kirk go head-to-head , toe-to-toe, and cheek-to-cheek to decide who knows more a…

In this episode, the crew are in top form. Really cranking on all cylinders with pure youthful stamina that goes all night long. Yep, they are at the top of their game and verile like three young studs in a...alright, give us just a minute. We swear this never happens to us. We just have a lot on our minds and the stress makes it hard to perform so…

In this episode, listen as these brain-washing gurus force their opinions on you in such a silky smooth way, that you just naturally assume this is what you were thinking all along. Actually, if you are influenced by these guys in anyway, you are an idiot. No judgement, but wow, you need to get out more. BPM Ranks - The crew rank their top 3 favori…

In this episode, the BPM Crew continue to learn and grow as human beings...Just kidding! As a matter of fact it's the complete opposite. You'll probably be slightly dumber after this. Seriously, You've been warned! This weeks segments include: Props to Blank - The crew give props to these news making members of society and discuss their impact on e…

The BPM Crew hit the ground running with their first podcast in almost 13 years! In this world premier episode they play some fun and thought provoking games. This weeks segments include: Blank, Blank, or Blank - 3 verbs + 3 random nouns = hilarity, when the crew plays their own take on the classic Marry, F@ck, Kill Mass Debate - Jed and Kraig deba…