Best Kyle Ayers Podcasts (2025)

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Jono Zalay Has Never Seen Rocky Horror Picture Show 1:13:08

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Jono Zalay Has Never Seen "Rocky Horror Picture Show," but he rewrote it and we read his script! The depth with which he nails some of the specifics he knew nothing about is impressive. Kyle and Jono are joined by Shane Torres and we take on Jono's script with great antici- -pation. We talk Rocky Horror, group viewing, play some games, and more! Le…

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Real Time s3e12 - Bill Maher Calls for the Death of a Very Prominent Pop Star feat Emily Faye 1:52:30

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Yeah yeah yeah, it's late, I don't know, I got a lot goin' on, GET OFF MY BACK!!!! Look man, myself and my friend comedian Emily Faye (returning guest, if you are a Patreon subscriber) watched another episode of this dumb ass show and it was sort of startlingly unremarkable. Gore Vidal was funny for reasons both intentionally and not, Al Franken go…

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Halloween Around The World! 1:01:57

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From New England to Mexico and even Japan, a listener email covers this episode’s main topic! Plus, I tell you all about Cubs games in Chicago and my weekend tossing kegs in Wisconsin! And as always there's the Holi- Days like, Love Your Body Day and we read The Tribune! Thank you to Aaron Brungardt for engineering, mixing, and production expertise…

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UNLOCKED: #ReallyQuiteBad feat Mike Carrozza 2:01:31

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PATREON EPISODE UNLOCKED: Comedian/Big time comedy fan rejoins the podcast to watch his 2022 HBO special #Adulting. In-between our overall complaints, I highlight some specifically terrible jokes, in addition to one joke I actually liked, and Mike gives Bill Maher notes as if he were his stand-up teacher. EDITED 12/1/2024 Added the intro, which I f…

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Top 10 Fall Activities 51:34

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The colors might change but my love for Autumn never will! Plus, I've got great listener emails from you, show news, and the Holi-Days like Hug-A-Kevin Day! Thank you to Aaron Brungardt for engineering, mixing, and production expertise, Geoffrey Tice for artwork, Bobby TBD for theme music, and All Things Comedy for their support, production, and di…

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All Games Day! October 2025 1:07:28

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By Kyle Ayers

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Real Time s3e11 - Pat O'Brien Can't Get Laid feat Mel Buer 1:37:30

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Journalist Mel Buer joins the show to bear witness to the glory of America's forever culture war! Mel was not especially familiar with Bill Maher coming into this but brother you better believe she'll be thinking about him for a LONG time after! A panel from Hell, Real Time bottom of the barrel bingo, and the obscenely difficult struggle of trying …

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Karen Chee Has Never Seen Sex and the City 1:05:39

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Karen Chee has never seen Sex and the City, but she rewrote it and we read her script! Emmy & WGA award-nominated comedian and writer Karen Chee takes everything she's ever absorbed about the influential show and turns it into one of the best scripts we've ever done. There's New York. There's sex. There's and the city. Does she nail it? Karen and h…

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Old People Are Better Than We Think 45:38

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Old People are better than we think, and I went to Vegas. And I tell you the truth about the Unicorn Girl Podcast. Plus your emails and the Holi- Days like, The Beginning of Pudding Season! Thank you to Aaron Brungardt for engineering, mixing, and production expertise, Geoffrey Tice for artwork, Bobby TBD for theme music, and All Things Comedy for …

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Real Time s3e10 - Clap One More Time and I'll kill Myself feat Mattie Lubchansky 1:59:08

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I know, it's late, sorry I'm not perfect!!! The first 45 minutes the audio is kind of janky due to my assuming Streamyard wouldn't just suddenly change up my settings for no reason, but here is a very fun episode with writer and illustrator Mattie Lubchansky. As the result of having an extremely long commute early in her career, Mattie may be in th…

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Jack Lawler Has Never Seen Yellowstone 1:17:52

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Jack Lawler (Work Retire Die, Host of The Daily Friday) has never seen "Yellowstone" but he rewrote it and we read his script.Enjoy Jack's script, Yellowstone and network television talk, and more! Then some Before & Afters, Build the Perfect Movie, and more!Kyle and Jack are joined by Todd Sklar! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.f…

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Pen Pals Podcast - Dave Holmes | RE: Best Party Ever 42:39

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Dear Pennies and Pallers, We’re back again with guest host and Pal Dave Holmes! In today’s letter, Jessica tells us about the best party she’s ever been to. We also talk about Applebees’ Nightclub “The Bees”, the hotel cuck chair, bad fashion choices, and more! We wish you well, sincerely, Your Pen Pals, Daniel Van Kirk and Dave Holmes P.S. – Don’t…

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Unknown Number: The High School Catfish 58:52

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The Unknown Number documentary is horrible and I’ve got the most Rochelle story from Denver! Plus so many of your emails and the Holi- Days like, “German Butterbrot Day!” Thank you to Aaron Brungardt for engineering, mixing, and production expertise, Geoffrey Tice for artwork, Bobby TBD for theme music, and All Things Comedy for their support, prod…

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Real Time s23e26 - Real Psycho Shit feat John Hastings 2:36:49

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Look man, if you were one of those people praising Bill Maher for pushing back on Ben Shapiro one single time, I have bad news for you: your ass got played. Watch one of John's 983 comedy specials here Support I Hate Bill Maher on Patreon Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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Top 10 Chicken Dishes 56:06

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Top 10 Chicken Dishes that you will not agree with! My apologies for recommending the Unknown Number doc, thoughts on the Emmys, Unicorn Girl Podcast, your emails, Holi- Days like, “Make a Hat Day” and we close things out with The Tribune! Bonus for Premium Subscribers: I’m giving you my thoughts on the HBO crime drama, Task, and sharing a song tha…

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Real Time s3e9 - Pope Rod dot com, Go to it... feat Rachel Fisher 1:44:09

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Older men loved to introduce millennial women to Real Time with Bill Maher! Women don't dip! Rachel Fisher from the Hollywood Crime Scene podcast joins me to talk about gender TRUTHS and REALITIES! Actually, we primarily talk about Real Time season 3, episode 9. Bill Maher sets a personal record for women over 25 that he's openly attracted to in on…

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Stories from Eureka 44:46

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Gonna tell you all about my weekend, plus read listener emails, cover the Holi- Days like “Make Your Bed Day” and it turns out that I really wanna hear about your tattoo! All that before we close things out with The Tribune! Thank you to Aaron Brungardt for engineering, mixing, and production expertise, Geoffrey Tice for artwork, Bobby TBD for them…

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Real Time s3e8 - I Frum I Die I Frum Again feat Brandie Posey 1:36:25

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Classic episode of Real Time here, and by that I mean it was so boring my guest and I literally hard a hard time finding things to talk about, outside of the midshow comedy bit and the final two minutes of panel discussion. Who was that guest, you ask? Why, it was comedian Brandie Posey, and also thankfully we were given a brief reprieve from the e…

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Top 10 Fruits 49:44

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My Top 10 Fruits! Plus thoughts on Alien: Earth, listener emails, fighting a cold, Regal’s Month of Movie Masterpieces and a ton more! Plus The Tribune! A bonus for Premium Subscribers, I talk about seeing Jaws in IMAX and my review of Weapons! Thank you to Aaron Brungardt for engineering, mixing, and production expertise, Geoffrey Tice for artwork…

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BONUS ERPISOP DREVIEW - The Wettening of Panties and the Snoring of a Pit Bull feat Andrea More (Woody Allen on Club Random) 8:31

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THIS IS A PREVIEW OF THE PATREON EXCLUSIVE EPISODE OF "I ESPECIALLY HATE BILL MAHER" We just ended up recording for too long for me to get this thing out with only like a six hour turnaround, so here is Woody Allen on Club Random, one day late, featuring actual Woody Allen fan (but not defender, don't worry) Andrea More. Obviously, given who the Cl…

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Leah Knauer Has Never Seen Wall-E 56:31

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Leah Knauer has never seen Wall-E, but she rewrote it and we read her script! Hear Leah's full take on one of Kyle's favorite movies. The robots, check. The people, sort of. Do the performances live up to Leah's script? We talk Pixar, Leah drops her INCREDIBLE Sydney Sweeney impression, and more! Come see Kyle in New York City from September 4-14th…

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Real Time s3e7 - The Dead Pope Nutting Cola That is Made w/ 100% Cane Sugar feat David Roth 2:13:27

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It may be two days late, but it was all worth it because this week on the podcast I am joined by David Roth (a co-founder of Defector Media, as well as a host of The Distraction) to talk about having always had Bill Maher just sort of around, in the periphery, kind of bothering you at a low level all the time. Then we get into Real Time season 3, e…

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River Butcher Has Never Seen Oldboy 1:16:27

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River Butcher has never seen Oldboy, but he rewrote it and we read his script! Does River nail the movie? That's up to you to decide. An episode of absolutely beautiful chaos as we take on River's script, talk about what Kyle might or might not remember about Oldboy (including if he's seen it?), play some games, and generally just goof around. Kyle…

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How To Win At Lotto Scratchers 44:51

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There’s some fishy stuff going on in the scratchers world. Plus your emails! I also cover the Holi-days like Banana Lover's Day, and as always, we read The Tribune. Thank you to Aaron Brungardt for engineering, mixing, and production expertise, Geoffrey Tice for artwork, Bobby TBD for theme music, and All Things Comedy for their support, production…

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Pen Pals Podcast - Kyle Ayers | RE: Obsessive Tendencies 48:34

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Dear Pennies and Pallers, We’re back with guest host and Pal Kyle Ayers! In today’s letter Laura asks if we had any obsessive tendencies as a kid that we still carry today. We also talk about the 4th of July boat parade in Lake Tapawingo, tattoos, co-opting rich kid’s hobbies, and more! We wish you well, sincerely, Your Pen Pals, Daniel Van Kirk an…

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Real Time s13e20 - The Dad Bod... is now HOT?! feat Laura Langlade 2:14:03

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I have no idea why I kept banging on my mic arm, but not much I can do about it now! This week the show takes look into the past, but way less of the past than normal, when I am joined by writer/TV PhD haver Laura Langlade to talk about Real Time, season 13, episode 20, and episode whose taping SHE LITERALLY ATTENDED. Before that, we talk about Bil…

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Dan O'Sullivan Has Never Seen The White Lotus 1:03:21

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Dan O'Sullivan has never seen The White Lotus, but he rewrote it and we read his script! Host of the "The Outfit!" on Headgum, Dan joins Kyle to talk The White Lotus, and what he figures it's probably about. Does Dan nail the rich-people-vibe of the show? Joined by White Lotus viewer Lindsay Adams, we break down Dan's script, Lindsay tries very har…

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Top 11 Things You Should Have In Your Car 49:11

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TOP 11 NOT 10 Non-Safety Things You Should Have In Your Car! I also cover the Holi-days like Helium Discovery Day and read The Tribune, plus a ton more! Thank you to Aaron Brungardt for engineering, mixing, and production expertise, Geoffrey Tice for artwork, Bobby TBD for theme music, and All Things Comedy for their support, production, and distri…