Garrett’s conversation with comedian Jess Torres is back for Part 2! No topic is off limits as they discuss conspiracy theories, aliens and the pandemic. Later they play the game Flirt or Flee where Garrett reads several first date scenarios and Jess has to decide if she’d stay and flirt or if she’d flee! Follow Jess Torres on Instagram! @pretty_fu…

I haven’t even seen the merchandise and you want an email address to save on shipping? How about no! This week Garrett returns as the King of America to remove one petty annoyance from society at a time. Your friend that won’t stop spamming your DMs with TikToks and Reels? Gone. Your neighbor’s loud muffler? He drives a Prius now. Come yell, laugh …

Garrett recaps his 35th Birthday trip to Maui and it was anything but chill. From nearly missing his first-class flight to a deeply cursed Uber ride and a hairdryer that almost killed his mom on Mother's Day. Just another day in paradise, right!? Also, why the Hyatt Regency’s pool feels less like a resort and more like a prison yard, birthday dread…

Comedian Jess Torres joins The G Lex Podcast for a hilarious conversation including our take on a listener’s problem with his girlfriend using her ex’s Netflix account, bad dates and a deep dive into The White Lotus Season 3! Follow Jess Torres on Instagram! @pretty_funnycomedy Need advice? Need to rant? Want to know if you (or they) are the proble…

How is it 2025 and we still have the same rink-a-dink smoke detectors? Those jigsaw puzzles have ruined our sleep for the last time! The King of America (hi, that’s me, Garrett) has returned to demand we do better! Also, a listener is sick of all the main character energy around town and wants to know if there’s hope for the future. You’ve entered …

Desperate times call for desperate life hacks. In this episode, Garrett brings up some of the most unhinged “life hacks” the internet has to offer, plus a few of his own. From stealing hotel breakfasts to scamming security cameras to get away with crime, here’s how to ruin your life in the name of efficiency! Need advice? Need to rant? Want to know…

Garrett's back from his Austin trip with one mission: TAKE DOWN AMERICAN AIRLINES (kidding... kind of). This episode is a full-blown airport saga packed with chaos, crowd control, and one unzipped suitcase. Need advice? Need to rant? Want to know if you (or they) are the problem!? Send it into the show and it may be read in an upcoming episode! If …

Why is everyone so entitled lately? From gym hogs to line-cutters, WE ALL CAN’T BE THE MAIN CHARACTER! Unfortunately, I might be part of the problem, too. Plus a parade meltdown that haunts me years later. This week’s episode is a love letter to every listener who has ever flipped off a stranger or wish they did. Need advice? Need to rant? Want to …

If I were King of America, my first order of business would be to outlaw using speakerphone in public, followed by making sure crushes expire at age 22. Also, what do you do when someone slides into your DMs, gets flirty, then vanishes? This week, we've got a listener dealing with a ghosting situation and a new segment that might just change the wo…

Welcome to the first video episode of The G Lex Podcast, you can watch on YouTube @GarrettLexell, make sure to subscribe while you’re there so you don’t miss future video episodes! This week’s episode is recorded from Garrett’s cabin aboard the Valiant Lady somewhere in the Atlantic Ocean! Garrett gives a quick trip update on his Virgin Voyages cru…

The sisters this season are jealous, suspicious and maybe even a bit creepy! Are the contestants engaged or their sisters? Dave and Lauren finally reach a breaking point (who’s surprised?) Virginia and Devin dive deeper into getting a prenup, while Ben & Sara talk about their values…again, and again. Plus my thoughts on the Bachelor / Bachelorette …

Are dating apps ruining modern romance? I think I’ve cracked the code on how to fix it. In this episode, I reveal my million-dollar idea (hello, Sharks!) to bring back real, in-person dating. Would you try it? DM or Email me after listening and let me know! @garrettlexell or [email protected] Need advice? Need to rant? Want to know if you (…

The couples are out of the pods and head to Honduras! Honestly, they’re just as bland and vanilla as when they were cooped up. There are some highlights, prediction changes and awkward moments along the way. Tune in to hear who’s thriving, who’s diving and WHAT’S THE DEAL WITH DAVE!!?? I can hear the wedding bells for some and others, suitcases bei…

Booked a cruise hoping I’d be in a relationship…and yet, here we are. Again. This week, I’m talking all things solo travel—why I keep ending up cruising alone, my plans to get my first tattoo on board, and how I’m making the most of it. I also take a hard look in the mirror to try and figure out why my first dates aren’t turning into second dates. …

The Pods are…still open. I get into everything that happened in episodes 4-6. Love triangles start to break, proposals are made and some of my early predictions are proven wrong! It’s time to say congratulations and goodbye as the pods come to a close and Honduras appears on the horizon! Love is Blind Season 8 Ep 4-6 Recap DISCLAIMER: I am not asso…

The Pods are open, the red flags are flaggin’ and I have THOUGHTS! I break down the first three episodes of Love is Blind Season 8. We already have questionable connections, issues with attachment styles and a couple love triangles circling the drain. I break down episodes 1-3, give my early predictions, who’s doomed and who I think will make it. G…

Maybe it’s because I’m single on Valentine’s Day. Maybe it’s the moon. Maybe it’s Maybelline (it’s not). Whatever it is, I’ve been feeling…off. This week I’m scrapping all the plans for a Valentine’s Day episode and keeping it raw and unfiltered. Job drama, dateless on Valentine’s Day and the Super Bowl Half-Time show all weighing on my mind. You c…

Would you stay on a date with someone who showed up two hours late? Would you keep dating a guy who won’t let you see where he lives? Would you survive the most embarrassing first date ever? We’re tackling all of it in this episode, from Garrett’s personal nightmare of a sushi date to some of the craziest Reddit dating stories you’ve ever heard. Pl…

If you’ve ever swiped through a dating app and thought, “Is this really the best humanity has to offer?”—this episode is for you. Garrett rants about the worst bios, the most ridiculous self-imposed dating rules, and the kind of people you should definitely avoid. Plus, it’s time to play Flirt or Flee—a new segment where we decide which red flags a…

Do you ever have a week where the vibes just seem…off? That’s how this week went for Garrett. Getting pulled over, an outrageous dentist bill, and an unexpected life lesson about when to say “No”. In this episode, Garrett explores the highs and lows from a strange week, tying it all together with a reminder to keep moving forward—even when life say…

Kicking off the new “I’m The Problem, It’s Me” segment, Garrett shares his own red-flag-filled dating story and reflects on when curiosity (and Instagram stalking) goes to far! You get to be the judge if Garrett is the problem in this Instagram DM disaster. Later in the episode, a listener writes in with an awkward first date where a guy won’t stop…

What do a Krispy Kreme disaster and a New Year’s cruise have in common? Chaos, awkwardness, and Garrett finding himself in the middle of both. In this episode, Garrett recounts a trip to Walmart that turned into an accidental Krispy Kreme wrestling match—because, of course, donut displays are always ready to sabotage your day. The awkwardness doesn…

In this special episode of The G Lex Podcast, Garrett recaps his wild “Justin Timberweek”—a whirlwind VIP journey to three Justin Timberlake concerts across Florida. From hotel drama in Sunrise, FL to chaotic crowds in Jacksonville, Garrett dishes out hilarious and brutally honest takes on concerts, road trips and why he’s officially DONE with Hilt…

What’s your weirdest fear? Garrett opens up about his irrational terror of dark water and a near-death encounter with a cockroach in the shower. Along the way, he revisits creepy moments from his time working at The JAWS Ride at Universal Studios that unlocked a new fear forever! On this week’s Thread of the Week segment, Garrett connects with Thre…

In the debut episode of The G Lex Podcast, host Garrett Lexell sets the tone for what’s to come. With humor and honesty, he dives into his recent trip to Austin, Texas which includes dodging Hurricane Milton, surviving the infamous Lady Bird Lake Killer and getting catcalled in a parking lot. Plus, he shares his hot take on why wedding vows should …