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4/20 IS HERE YOU FUCKING STONERS! This week, the boys are breaking it all down: the 8-circuit model of consciousness, and a joke about Leviticus 20:13 ESV - apparently, God says if you lay with another man, you'd better be stoned. They also get into Bukele & Trumps recent link-up at the White House, a debate whether a mystic's perfect consistency w…
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GANG! The boys kick things off with a vital debate: facials vs. finishing in the mouth-whats really better? Only on V N APE do you tackle the questions Plato was too scared to ask! From there they wrestle with the classic question: is ignorance truly bliss? & dive into whether criticism of Israel is going to far. And then comes the main event: a sp…
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The boys welcome its first female guest, Jozz, for a wild and unfiltered conversation. From debating whether incest is morally wrong if kids aren't involved, to revealing her top 3 porn categories, nothing is off-limits. Jozz also shares her experience as one of the top Global players in Mobile Legends, dives into her thoughts on astrology, and eve…
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In this episode of V N APE, we’re joined by Kevin From Heaven to break down the absurdity of the world we live in. We kick things off with Zelenskyy's recent visit to the Oval Office where he gets bullied, beer pong with dictators, we also dive into a real moral dilemma: If your wife cheated on you during your 13-year prison bird but held it down o…
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If I beat that pussy up is you gon' tell on meeeeeee? I didn't think so! Joined by Leo, the boys are back w/ another episode. They end up discussing: Joe Biden becoming a Freemason, Elon doing the Nazi Salute, the president of El Salvador tweeting about Hitler, the oddity of Auto-Erotic Asphyxiation, the gentleman who unalived himself after a video…
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New Year, New Pod! The boys end up discussing: Stoicism & Nietzsche, the interesting life of Diogenes, Ab-Souls interest in Alister Crowley, Beastiality, how Pol Pot took over Cambodia in 1975 and became one of the deadliest dictators, Idi Amin, V's experience with praying, + so much more! Follow us on X: https://x.com/vnapePODCAST Send us a text…
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“I CANT PUT DOWN THE POD!” CANT STOP, WONT STOP. NO DIDDY! Joined by Leo & Yosh, the boys end up discussing: Lilly Phillips & her journey of having sex with 100 men in one day, V getting hit on by a gay dude @ work, the intricacies of Yoshi’s sex life, the dangers of being a Pornhub moderator, + so much more! HAPPY HOLIDAYS FROM V N APE! Follow us …
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Life has been busy with the holidays coming up so we are glad to be back with an episode for ya! The boys end up discussing: Yosh's dislike for women who over analyze things, V's trip to the hospital for a kidney stone, a game where the amount of fingers you chop off will be equivalent to the size of your penis, whether Virtue or Meaning is the gre…
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Another week, another high from V N APE! Or should say I say the sober kings! Joined by Leo, V speaks on taking a break from smoking marijuana & how he's been feeling since then. The boys then end up discussing: a video of a former inmate speaking on his love for booty, a weird IG clip of A. Rod & Diddy, Trump on the Joe Rogan Experience, Leo's tho…
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Back from a little hiatus, them V N APE boys are back! Going right into it, we end up discussing: A video where Obama talks toward the "Brothas" about being upset that not as much black people are voting for Kamala as they did for him, V's plan to end homelessness, a deeper dive on Anti-Natalism, whether Joe Rogan will have Trump on the pod, Charli…
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Another week, another dose of V N APE! Ape starts off the pod with a business proposal regarding "Pimping Dead Hoes". This one is for the necrophiliacs out there! ...Anyway! The boys then discuss several topics including: The connection between the subconscious & conscious, Pascals Wager, Joe Biden on vacation, viewing Ethics as "Behavorial Aesthet…
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On this episode of V N APE, the guys are joined by @MontanaTheProphet, an author + host of the "Montana Method Podcast"! We go right into it & discuss: How Montana got into podcasting, why he decided to write a book, why he believes in God, his experience on shrooms, whether morality is objective or not, "The Trolley Problem" which leads to a quick…
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V N APE sit down to discuss: Sex with a disabled shawty (because the guys do not discriminate!), the "struggle session" that Olympian Angela Carini went through which then leads into Ape talking about "struggle sessions" his father went through while living in Cuba, Holocaust deniers & Hitler, Anal Sex, The Epicureans & their view on romantic relat…
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Another week, another episode of these 2 guys talking shit on a Saturday night. A couple hours before this recording, Donald Trump was shot at one of his rallies in Pensylvania so the boys give their quick thoughts on it! V N APE then discuss: Trap Lore Ross, Schizophrenia, the viral video of a man swiftly running away after nutting on a woman's le…
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In the latest episode from the Anti-Communist boys, V N APE sit down to discuss: Adam22 interviewing Pop Smokes killer, Russia banning transgender people from adopting, Eric Weinstein & Terrence Howard on the Joe Rogan podcast, Antinatalism from the view of David Benetar, weird symbolism that were placed in music videos in the 2010s, Antisemitism r…
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Back at our regular studio spot, them V N APE boys are back to give you their unfiltered opinions on all the shenanigans going on in the world! The boys discuss: a new trend called “Raw Dogging Flights”, a funny clip about LeBron playing chess, recruiting mail V received from the Church of Scientology, psychopaths, a quote from Soren Kierkegaard ab…
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LIVE from The Booth Studios in Miami! V N APE sit down to discuss: A tweet that V made about Alex Jones not being responsible for anything Sandy Hook related, The Unabomber, Implicit Bias, A video where Jack Dorsey explains how social media algorithims are draining people of their “Free Will”, & end it off with a small deep dive into David Hume’s v…
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Back from a little hiatus, the boys are back to give you the coolest podcast in the world! Joined by Leonardo Dicappio & Tanget Man, the boys end up discussing: The President of Iran dying in a helicopter crash, Persona according to Carl Jung, Jordan Peterson not being direct on what he believes in, Ape & Ron remember Ron getting hypnotized by a ma…
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On this special day of 4/20, the boys are joined by one of their longtime good friends from high school, LYF3! As blunts are in rotation, the boys catch up & discuss: Apes LSD trip that LYF3 was apart of, funny highschool moments, the guy who burned himself outside the courthouse of Trumps trial, Chris Browns diss toward Quavo, Free Will, Adolf Hit…
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On this episode of V N APE, Leo is back! The boys discuss: J. Cole's new tape "Might Delete Later" where he replies to Kendrick's shots on a song called "7 Minute Drill" which leads the boys to compare both artists (**BTW THIS WAS RECORDED BEFORE J. COLE APOLOGIZED TO KENDRICK AT DREAMVILLE FESTIVAL**). We then discuss: Milo Yiannopoulos, Boosie ge…
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On this episode of V N APE, the boys are joined by Heir! A Cuban-American rapper + podcaster who's from the Hialeah area as well! They end up discussing: Illegal immigration, China, why Heir believes in God, the moon landing being fake, the best rap album ever produced, moral dilemmas + so much more! Follow V N APE on Instagram & X (Twitter): @VNAP…
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Another week, another episode of V N APE YOU DUMMY!!!!! We begin the podcast with a valid question...what’s the best drug to beat off on? After that we discuss: Ryan Garcia's tweets about Bohemian Grove & aliens, Jake Paul Vs Mike Tyson, the Kellog CEO telling people to eat cereal for dinner, the suicide pod, and a tier list where we ranked the pos…
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BACK from regular life & working...them V N APE boys are back to POD & give you that REAL S#!T! All jokes aside, welcome to EPISODE 71. We end up discussing: Joe Rogans most recent episode with Katt Williams, Allegations/lawsuits against Diddy arise again but this time from his producer who's ironically named "Lil Rod", the tragic suicide of Aaron …
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Back again with another episode for ya headtop! The V N APE boys end up discussing: The Civil War that's going on at the Border between Biden & Texas, Trump losing in court to E. Jean Carroll, The Ben Shapiro Vs. Destiny Debate, The max amount of times they've masturbated in a day, Absurdism, Schopenhauer + so much more! Enjoy! Follow us on X (Twit…
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Them V N APE boys are BACK this week with another episode for ya! Joined by Abel, a talented painter, the boys get straight into it & discuss: the Jews who got arrested over a secret tunnel in a Brooklyn synagogue, glory holes, the feeling of being high on Heroin, having sex with a 300+ pound woman, the Bible, the recent bombing on Yemen, + so much…
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Welcome to our first recorded episode of the new year! The boys get straight into the releasing of some names on The Epstein List & give their reactions to it. They then discuss: Rituals, Trump getting taken off state ballots, the viral video of a guy attacking a judge in court + much more! V N APE then end it off by revisiting old songs they've ma…
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On this episode of V N APE, the boys discuss: what the meaning of life is while V tries to defend absurdity, who had the bigger impact; Michael Jackson or Karl Marx?, Kanye back with another rant during his album party, is getting your ass licked/ate by a female considered gay?, is paying for pussy in a third world country considered abuse + much m…
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Slow news week but the boys are still here to bring you that NEW V N APE each week! Joined by Leo, the boys discuss: Terrance Howards' "Terryology" & his whole theory on how 1 x 1 = 2, whether not we'd fuck Sara Jay since a lot of people on twitter claim she's not attractive, Derek Chauvin getting stabbed, our friend Yoshi's suggestions/critique on…
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Due to technical difficulties, V failed to save last weeks pod but we are finally back with another episode! We are joined by a new friend of the show, David. We end up discussing: the fattest chick we’d smash, playing the Ouija board live on the pod (should we?), David’s religious views, Diddy’s Lawsuit, & other random things that come up in our h…
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On this packed episode of V N APE, the boys are joined by the homies Leo & Ron! The boys discuss: Israel Vs. Palestine, Free Will, The Authenticity of Mouthy Buddha videos, The Perfect Ass To Titties Ratio, The U.S. becoming 'Minority White' in the future, David Hume (like always lol), & much more! Enjoy! Follow us on X (twitter): https://twitter.c…
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On this episode of V N APE, the boys are joined by none other than Apes little brother Homo Erectus! The discussion ends up consisting of: The Philosophy Of Science, The Upcoming Presidential Election, Rumors On Michelle Obama running?, Genital Mutilation, D.A.R.E, Thoughts On The Previous Episode w/Treezy, + much more! Enjoy. Follow us on Twitter:…
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On this episode of V N APE, the Anti-Communist boys are joined by Lord Treezy, a Cuban American Marxist-Leninist organizer & rapper. We discussed & debated: Communism, Market Economies, Cubas Political Economy, Imperialism, Human Rights + much more! Enjoy! Follow Treezy on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/lordtreezy/ Follow V N APE on Twitter: …
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LIVE from BMB STUDIOS in Miami, V N APE R back to pod this week! V gets a call from his brother Jay live from jail where he gives us an update on how he's doing & a quick discussion about a Glock Dookie. After that the boys discuss: Donald Trump's Viral Mugshot, The Republican Debate, Lockdowns/Mask Mandates coming back?, Carl Jung, Sigmund Freud +…
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On this episode of V N APE, the boys are joined by none other than V's big brother J-Starz! We discuss: Jay growing up in Cuba, Jay's thoughts on Communism, legalizing all drugs, jail stories, when we should be expecting new music from Jay, Trump getting indicted for the fourth time, + many more topics! Enjoy! Follow J-Starz on Instagram: https://w…
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After a little break from everyday life and work, V N APE are finally back to pod. On this episode the boys discuss: Philosophy vs. Science, V's first ever psychedelic (psilocybin) experience he had with the homie Ron, Assisted Suicide in Canada, the Adam22 situation, the Grammys making A.I contributed songs eligible for Grammy awards, + many more …
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LIVE from The Booth Studios in Miami, FL. That boy Gian came down from Orlando to Hialeah and made sure to stop by to pod w/ the boys! With that being said...On this episode, the boys discuss: Pride Month, Al Pacino having a kid with a 29 year old, Neuralink getting approved by the FDA, an Andrew Tate debate between V N APE, and a philosophical deb…
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On this episode of V N APE, the boys discuss: the viral video of the Dalai Lama asking a little boy to suck his tongue, Freemasonry, Dr. Umar, & a couple other things. The boys then get back in their philosophy bag and take a DEEP DIVE into David Hume’s different philosophical ideas. Enjoy! Follow us on Twitter: https://twitter.com/vnapePODCAST Sen…
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This episode was recorded around 3 AM on a Saturday night after the boys went to go watch UFC 287. We discuss: Jorge Masvidal vs Gilbert Burns, Ron going full KAREN on a Amscot employee, an alleged gang member with Down syndrome who was charged for two Chicago murders, cartoons from our childhood, & a bunch of other RANDOM topics that pop up around…
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On this episode, the boys dig deep into the philosophy of science & other philosophical ideas after V watched a Joe Rogan video about such. We touch on David Hume's theory of causation, idealism, Descarte, randomness being a mental construct and plenty more. But before that we briefly discuss: Andrew Tate finally getting out of prison and being pla…
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After a lil' break from no podding the boys are back! On this episode, we have Ron back with us to discuss wether pedophiles should get the death penalty, porn, Angela Davis, Nick Fuentes' take on Stalin, Leonardo DiCaprio "dating" a 19 year old and much more! We byke! Follow us on twitter: https://twitter.com/vnapePODCAST Send us a text…
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On this episode the boys discuss: Jamal Crawfords hip hop take that went viral which was “Jay-Z’s effect on hip-hop is bigger than any album sales Eminem will have”, another horrible incident of police brutality involving 5 police officers (R.I.P Tyre Nichols), Chat GPT to see how woke it is and ask it a couple questions LIVE, & Ape gives V a break…
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On this episode, during the beginning V N APE discuss if V would smash a bigger woman, the best sex position, and collectivism. We then inform/speak to our guest Ron about the world Economic forum that is having their yearly meeting/event, try to see where Ron stands politically, + much more! Follow us on twitter for updates/content: https://twitte…
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Happy New Year! Welcome to our first pod of 2023! We get right into it and discuss Top G Andrew Tate, Greta Thunberg & whether we’d smash, give Kev a call for an update + much more! Follow us on twitter: https://twitter.com/vnapepodcast Send us a textBy Michael Velasco x TheModernApe
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The boys are back to podding after a 2 week break! We get Kev on the phone to give us an update on his journey & for commentary on some current events. After that V N APE go off for 2 hours about so many topics including: Kyrie Irving & what the NBA demands, Kanye, Jeff Bezos giving away all his money, who's apart of the agenda, the correlation bet…
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On this episode we discuss: the tragic death of Takeoff (R.I.P) & how gun violence in hip hop has not slowed down, AOC bitching about Elon Musk & the new features he’s bringing to Twitter, the backlash that Kyrie Irving is facing after posting a documentary/Alex Jones clip on his platform, & end it off with talking about Danish philosopher Soren Ki…
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On this episode, V N APE continue to discuss the backlash Kanye is receiving, the possibility of WW3, Terrence McKenna, a Manhattan congressional candidate publishes a porno, the horrible life of Sporus who was a young boy the Roman Emperor Nero favored, where is Kev? + much more! Follow us on Twitter for updates/content: https://twitter.com/vnapeP…
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Live from Artificial Memory Studio in Hialeah, FL! The boys are back to discuss: what BASED means and how complex it is, a new scandal that was trending on twitter in Miami area involving scammers who had sex with a trans female thinking she was a biological female, Kanye West & his current takes, Kev's views on spirituality, + much more! Follow us…
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Live from the "Artificial Memory Studio" in Hialeah, FL! The boys decided to pod the rest of the time they had after working on some music. They discuss: Legalizing all drugs, Kanye West & his All White Lives Matter t-shirt, Hegel, Capitalism, + much more! Follow us on Twitter: https://twitter.com/vnapePODCAST Send us a text…
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