Best Miles Bonsignore Podcasts (2025)

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151: violent coup in my walking club (w/ Syd & Olivia) 1:13:31

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Syd & Olivia join the show to take stunning calls about a professor who sees your butt, a violent coup in a walking group, and admitting your couples origin story. Join The Patreon: https://bit.ly/PPPTRN -Weekly Bonus episodes every Friday & ad-free extended version of this episode) Watch on Youtube: https://bit.ly/PerfectPodYT Watch Miles' Main Ch…

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150: accidentally recruited my coworkers for a threesome (w/ Owen Thiele) 1:09:30

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Owen Thiele (Adults, Overcompensating) joins us in the call center to take stunning problems over the phone. We speak to callers about accidentally recruiting the fellow half Asians at work for a threesome, making out at the company outing, and stealing your boyfriends roommates toothbrushes. Join The Patreon: https://bit.ly/PPPTRN -Weekly Bonus ep…

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149: confronting a Nun for watching p*rn on her work computer (w/ Anna Garcia) 1:06:48

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Anna Garcia joins the show once again to take iconic callers. We solve issues about ripping your pants at work, confronting a 90 year old nun for watching illicit videos on her work hard drive, and getting sneezed awake by your neighbor every day. Join The Patreon: https://bit.ly/PPPTRN -Weekly Bonus episodes every Friday & ad-free extended version…

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Patch Job: Trying to Organize Has Me Crying on My Couch 28:03

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If you’ve ever looked around your space and thought “I cannot deal,” then opened Instagram and lost 45 minutes to fridge tours and color coordinated shelf bins, this episode is for you. Our confessor is buried in clutter, frozen by overwhelm, and frustrated that looking at other people’s perfectly organized homes isn’t making her feel any better. H…

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148: framed for being too horny at work (w/ Raina Morris) 57:56

27d ago57:56

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Raina Morris joins us in the call center to take stunning calls from anonymous callers about being framed for looking at boobs on your work phone, receiving a mystery gift from a noisy neighbor, and annihilating your cheating boss. Join The Patreon: https://bit.ly/PPPTRN -Weekly Bonus episodes every Friday & ad-free extended version of this episode…

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147: thousands of bees are making my life a living hell (Durham LIVE w/ Jay & Jon) 1:04:54

1M ago1:04:54

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Jon and Jay join the Dialtone tour LIVE in Durham, NC to discuss the rise of the couch boyz, and solve problems about an office rumor that you killed someone, a family talent show, thousands of bees, and a chicken that keeps outsmarting its owner. BUY TICKETS TO TOUR https://linktr.ee/perfectpersonlive Join The Patreon: https://bit.ly/PPPTRN -Weekl…

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Patch Job: I Don't Want to Have a Sad Dad House 20:43

1M ago20:43

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We’re taking a short break from full-length episodes while I sort through new confessions for Season Two—but in the meantime, welcome to Patch Job, a mini-series from True Home Confessions! Each week on Patch Job, we share one anonymous home-related confession and patch it up with advice from real listeners (and a little help from me, Laurie March)…

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146: dropping a fish head in a billionaires fur coat (w/ Gianmarco Soresi) 1:13:39

1M ago1:13:39

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Gianmarco Soresi joins the show to take stunning calls from people involved in a friend group fallout, a fish head in a billionaires coat, and a mystery toy in a boyfriends sock drawer. GET TIX FOR PERFECT PERSON LIVE! https://linktr.ee/perfectpersonlive Join The Patreon: https://bit.ly/PPPTRN -Weekly Bonus episodes every Friday & ad-free extended …

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145: cancelled for boning down on a group trip (w/ JonnyCakes & Kwesi James) 1:01:43

2M ago1:01:43

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Kwesi & Jonny join the show to discuss the ethics of boning down on a group trip, and kissing the wrong person in front of a crowded party of your enemies. GET TIX FOR PERFECT PERSON LIVE! https://linktr.ee/perfectpersonlive Join The Patreon: https://bit.ly/PPPTRN -Weekly Bonus episodes every Friday & ad-free extended version of this episode) Watch…

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I'm Completely Unprepared for Disaster 52:35

2M ago52:35

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Wrapping up Season One, we swoop in with one of our most hilarious episodes, chock full of relatable moments and comedy gold. Our confessor called to say that even though he lives in Los Angeles, he finds himself completely unprepared for earthquakes. Like - he has NOTHING. His final words are, "I feel like if the apocalypse hits, I'm just going to…

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144: my boyfriend runs thirsty fan accounts for HIMSELF (w/ Kelsey Darragh & Joyce Louis-Jean) 1:17:04

2M ago1:17:04

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Kelsey Darragh & Joyce Louis-Jean join the show to take stunning calls from a sneaky boyfriend impersonating his own fans, a gym hookup that keeps unsending seen texts, and a friend group implosion. GET TIX FOR PERFECT PERSON LIVE! https://linktr.ee/perfectpersonlive Join The Patreon: https://bit.ly/PPPTRN -Weekly Bonus episodes every Friday & ad-f…

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Help! My Neighbor Heard Me Having Sex 52:49

2M ago52:49

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In this week's spicy episode of True Home Confessions, we hear from Will - a young man who's facing an awkward situation with his elderly neighbor. She's not shy about letting him know that she can hear him and his girlfriend getting busy in their thin-walled apartment! He's called in to tell us - she's cornered him in the garage to confront him, a…

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143: I stapled my fingers together at my office job (w/ Reilly Anspaugh) 1:14:38

2M ago1:14:38

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Reilly Anspaugh joins the show to discuss her various perfections, and take calls from someone who stapled their fingies together at an important workplace, a girlboss who's besties are suing each other, and a book enthusiast accused of a moral crime. GET TIX FOR PERFECT PERSON LIVE! https://linktr.ee/perfectpersonlive Join The Patreon: https://bit…

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Should I Buy a House With My Aging, Boomer Parent? 57:11

2M ago57:11

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What exactly do we owe our aging parents, if the relationship is strained? In this episode, our caller opens up about her difficult relationship with her belligerent mother, who’s losing her independence due to health issues. Despite a few falls and mobility struggles, her mother refuses to consider other living options, like community housing or a…

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142: my brother-in-law can't stop using his whip (w/ Jay Putnam & Jonathan Hebert) 1:10:13

2M ago1:10:13

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The Couch Boyz are BACK, and they are here to solve problems of the utmost importance. An advice columnist with a write in about her own family's stolen piggy bank, and an awesome guy who simply cannot stop using his whip in the public square. GET TIX FOR PERFECT PERSON LIVE! https://linktr.ee/perfectpersonlive Join The Patreon: https://bit.ly/PPPT…

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Living Zero Waste is Destroying My Mental Health 52:00

2M ago52:00

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Is It Possible to Recycle... TOO MUCH? In this episode, we dive into the ups and downs of striving for a zero-waste lifestyle. Our confessor shares his journey from feeling empowered by small changes like shopping in bulk, going dairy-free, and embracing a more eco-friendly lifestyle - to becoming completely overwhelmed by the obsession with Zero-W…

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141: my sister's fiancé sent me a d*ckpic (w/ Jacob Wysocki) 1:11:14

3M ago1:11:14

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Jacob Wysocki (Dropout, UCB) joins the show to talk to stunning callers about a brother in laws d*ckpick, an unexpected romance at a wedding, and a pickleball first date. GET TIX FOR PERFECT PERSON LIVE! https://linktr.ee/perfectpersonlive Join The Patreon: https://bit.ly/PPPTRN -Weekly Bonus episodes every Friday & ad-free extended version of this…

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I'm a Minimalist - But My Mom Won't Stop Buying Me Stuff! 37:07

3M ago37:07

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What happens when your mom’s love language is gift-giving—but you’re drowning in things you don’t want? In this episode, we explore a common struggle: how to navigate family dynamics when your minimalist lifestyle clashes with parents' well-meaning gifting habits. Today’s confessor lives in a tiny apartment, follows a minimalist lifestyle, and love…

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140: I peed on the mayors lawn for revenge (w/ Will Witwer & Rainie Toll) 1:08:14

3M ago1:08:14

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Will and Rainie join the show to discuss peeing on the mayors lawn, and making sure your astrophysicist crush likes you back. GET TIX FOR PERFECT PERSON LIVE! https://linktr.ee/perfectpersonlive Join The Patreon: https://bit.ly/PPPTRN -Weekly Bonus episodes every Friday & ad-free extended version of this episode) Watch on Youtube: https://bit.ly/Pe…

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Yesterday My House Caught on Fire. What Am I Supposed to Do Now? 48:16

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This episode of True Home Confessions features a call from Bob and Jan, friends of a THC show producer, who had a huge fire in their house yesterday. Everyone got out okay, including the cat, but Bob is shocked, and trying to figure out what to do first. They have a place to stay, but Bob is looking for advice on what he should do immediately. In e…

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139: prank calling listeners (w/ Eric Striffler) 1:21:30

3M ago1:21:30

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Eric joins the show to prank call listeners until they realize, and then we help them with their problems. We fail at it, its a disaster, and then we assist callers with 6 year anniversary plans, a dog sitting note stealer, and a serial killer next door. GET TIX FOR PERFECT PERSON LIVE! https://linktr.ee/perfectpersonlive Join The Patreon: https://…

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My Mom is Building an Entire Room for her Dog 37:19

3M ago37:19

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This episode of True Home Confessions features an anonymous caller who is seriously concerned about his parents. They're doing a big remodel with major customizations for their 'furry family members.' Is it crazy to put a Dog Room into a house - and are they over investing? How far is too far when you're obsessed with your dogs and want them to hav…

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138: confronting my brother for spending $6k on p*rno (w/ Jeremy Culhane) 1:12:18

3M ago1:12:18

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GET TIX FOR PERFECT PERSON LIVE! https://linktr.ee/perfectpersonlive Jeremy Culhane joins the show to discuss stunning calls about confronting your brother for spending 6k on spicy videos in a single night, being a corporate girlypop in big pharma, and sneaking a mini fridge into your workplace. Join The Patreon: https://bit.ly/PPPTRN -Weekly Bonus…

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I Take Scissors to the Plant Store - Green Thumb or Sticky Fingers? 50:20

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This episode of True Home Confessions features an anonymous caller who, through the pandemic, picked up a morally ambiguous habit: he started collecting broken branches and succulent leaves from the plant section at Walmart. After early success keeping these bits alive, our caller graduated to bringing his scissors to the store to take his own cutt…

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137: besties with my cheating ex's parents (w/ Arasha Lalani) 1:19:08

3M ago1:19:08

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________dialtone tour patreon presale NOW _____public sale 2/21_____ https://linktr.ee/perfectpersonlive Arasha Lalani joins the show to take stunning calls about being bullied at Jimmy Johns, a nasty coworkers nickname, and moving in next to your cheating ex girlfriend's parents. Join The Patreon: https://bit.ly/PPPTRN -Weekly Bonus episodes every…

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Dating Disaster: He's Stealing His Neighbor's Wifi 54:30

4M ago54:30

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This episode of True Home Confessions features a call from Abbey, who recently went on a date with a guy who spilled his secret: He’s been blatantly stealing his neighbor’s wifi ever since his elderly neighbor asked him for help with her connectivity – and he’s proud of it. How is this even possible, and should she be sketched out or inspired by th…

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136: Yassifying Horse Theft (w/ Anna Garcia) 1:16:15

4M ago1:16:15

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Anna Garcia joins the show to discuss finding a drummer, finding your sparkle at work, yassifying horse theft, and dealing with a nasty ex boss. Join The Patreon: https://bit.ly/PPPTRN -Weekly Bonus episodes every Friday & ad-free extended version of this episode) Watch on Youtube: https://bit.ly/PerfectPodYT Watch Miles' Main Channel Videos: https…

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My Wife's Essential Oils Are Killing Me 55:21

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In this episode of True Home Confessions, our anonymous caller shares that his wife has really gotten into candles, and heavily scented stuff, even starting a new business selling essential oils to their friends. The problem? Our caller is chemically sensitive, and all of these fragrances are causing him eye-watering asthma attacks and headaches. W…

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135: my neighbor's getting freaky by the window (w/ Ify Nwadiwe) 1:09:57

4M ago1:09:57

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Ify Nwadiwe joins the show to discuss a neighbor watching butt stuff by the window, a barista forcibly upgrading your beverage, and a bridesmaid getting ejected from the bridal party. Join The Patreon: https://bit.ly/PPPTRN -Weekly Bonus episodes every Friday & ad-free extended version of this episode) Watch on Youtube: https://bit.ly/PerfectPodYT …

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134: accidentally texted my boss my roleplay fanfic (w/ Geoffrey James) 1:10:09

4M ago1:10:09

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Geoffrey James joins the show to solve stunning problems about sending your boss a sexy fanfic roleplay inquiry, avoiding rizz from a shifty friend, and boning the dollar store hunk. Join The Patreon: https://bit.ly/PPPTRN -Weekly Bonus episodes every Friday & ad-free extended version of this episode) Watch on Youtube: https://bit.ly/PerfectPodYT W…

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133: Sarah is pregnant again lol (w/ Sarah Bonsignore) 1:10:36

4M ago1:10:36

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Sarah is back on the show, and we're having another baby. In possibly the funniest thing we could do, its time for baby #2. We also take stunning calls about accidentally playing porn at work in front of IT, confronting your pret sitter about stealing your ice cream, and breaking your nose going down on a one night stand. Join The Patreon: https://…

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132: sabotaging my workplace 'fun committee' (w/ Jonathan Hebert) 1:11:26

5M ago1:11:26

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Jonathan Hebert joins the show to take stunning calls from real people about an ex fiance fancy table custody battle, condoms found at your workplace, and a fun committee splinter cell mole. Donate to those affected by the Los Angeles fires: https://www.nytimes.com/2025/01/09/us/help-california-la-wildfires-victims.html Join The Patreon: https://bi…

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131: My widowed dad is too hot (w/ Zac Oyama) 1:00:04

5M ago1:00:04

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Zac Oyama joins the show to disperse wisdom on a daddy that is on the prowl, a wrestling company fiasco, and a soup competition. Join The Patreon: https://bit.ly/PPPTRN -Weekly Bonus episodes every Friday & ad-free extended version of this episode) Watch on Youtube: https://bit.ly/PerfectPodYT Watch Miles' Main Channel Videos: https://bit.ly/Milesb…

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130: shocking updates for 2024's Best Callers 1:59:17

5M ago1:59:17

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Its that time of year AGAIN, where we wind 2024 to a close while celebrating its greatest hits. There were so many incredible ones, this is just the cream of the crop. Count down the best callers and updates this year with Mr Oak from the bachelor episodes, I dropped my cake (w/ Angela Giarratana), my brother is dating our cousin (w/ Jarvis & Jorda…

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129: nemesis caught me buying lube for my hamster (w/ Will Witwer & Rainie Toll) 1:17:11

5M ago1:17:11

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The WBC Is BACK to solve problems and sow chaos. We talk to someone caught buying hamster lube, a disgraced boss at a cat cafe, and a fast walker in a new relationship. Watch Miles' Main Channel Videos: https://bit.ly/MilesbonYT Watch the SECRET BONUS CHANNEL: https://www.youtube.com/@MillySlop Join The Patreon: https://bit.ly/PPPTRN -Weekly Bonus …

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128: brother demands christmas bong (w/ Eric Striffler) 1:03:48

6M ago1:03:48

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Eric Striffler joins the show as a little reindeer to help Santa take Christmas calls just in time for the big day. Watch Miles' Main Channel Videos: https://bit.ly/MilesbonYT Watch the SECRET BONUS CHANNEL: https://www.youtube.com/@MillySlop Join The Patreon: https://bit.ly/PPPTRN -Weekly Bonus episodes every Friday & ad-free extended version of t…

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127: gaslighting a horse (w/ Brennan Lee Mulligan) 1:07:39

6M ago1:07:39

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Brennan Lee Mulligan joins the show to discuss abusing your charitable powers to seize a Horse Nickname, flooding your building, and giving bad news to your dentist. Watch Miles' Main Channel Videos: https://bit.ly/MilesbonYT Watch the SECRET BONUS CHANNEL: https://www.youtube.com/@MillySlop Join The Patreon: https://bit.ly/PPPTRN -Weekly Bonus epi…

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126: catfished by my diabolical new roommate (w/ Sarah Bonsignore) 1:00:48

6M ago1:00:48

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Sarah Bonsignore joins the show to dispense her perfect wisdom and take calls about a stolen shovel, a new insane roommate catfishing, and a surprise proposal. Watch Miles' Main Channel Videos: https://bit.ly/MilesbonYT Watch the SECRET BONUS CHANNEL: https://www.youtube.com/@MillySlop Join The Patreon: https://bit.ly/PPPTRN -Weekly Bonus episodes …

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125: my ass ruined my cousins wedding (w/ Olivia Sui) 1:09:16

6M ago1:09:16

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Olivia Sui joins the show to give perfect wisdom about a wedding wardrobe disaster, a meeting of the moms, and car accidents. Join The Patreon: https://bit.ly/PPPTRN -Weekly Bonus episodes every Friday & ad-free extended version of this episode) Watch on Youtube: https://bit.ly/PerfectPodYT Watch Miles' Main Channel Videos: https://bit.ly/MilesbonY…

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124: my perfect man has a nightmare mustache (w/ Tommy Bowe) 52:40

7M ago52:40

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Tommy Bowe joins the show to discuss his perfections and take calls about a neighbor banging next door and a perfect situationship with a horrible mustache. Join The Patreon: https://bit.ly/PPPTRN -Weekly Bonus episodes every Friday & ad-free extended version of this episode) Watch on Youtube: https://bit.ly/PerfectPodYT Watch Miles' Main Channel V…

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123: rescuing a dumbass from a burning building 1:10:38

7M ago1:10:38

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Miles talks about tragedy, and then takes calls from extraordinary people. Subscribe To The Patreon: https://bit.ly/PPPTRN - Weekly Bonus episodes every Friday & ad-free extended version of this episode) Watch on Youtube: https://bit.ly/PerfectPodYT Watch Miles' Main Channel Videos: https://bit.ly/MilesbonYT Follow On Insta To Call-In!: https://bit…

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122: my ex-best friend killed my fish in cold blood (w/ JonnyCakes) 1:07:23

7M ago1:07:23

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Jonny Manganello joins the show to take stunning calls about a husbands secret butt stash, a star crossed romance, and a whodunnit with a fish. Subscribe To The Patreon: https://bit.ly/PPPTRN - Weekly Bonus episodes every Friday & ad-free extended version of this episode) Watch on Youtube: https://bit.ly/PerfectPodYT Watch Miles' Main Channel Video…

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121: we got too stoned on the podcast: The Squeakquel (w/ Will Witwer) 1:07:44

7M ago1:07:44

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Will and Miles embark on the annual stoned advice episode of the show, and they dive right in. They give advice through a fat cloud about if your crush is interested, a lover turned roommate situation, and a mystery about candy. Subscribe To The Patreon: https://bit.ly/PPPTRN - Weekly Bonus episodes every Friday & ad-free extended version of this e…

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120: my scientologist boss sabotaged my wedding (w/ Kendahl Landreth & Jordan Myrick) 1:06:44

7M ago1:06:44

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Jordan Myrick and Kendahl Landreth join the show to discuss breaking up your friends, finding your missing jacket, being waxed by a scientologist, and a teacher email server diss. BUY TICKETS TO THE TOUR!! https://linktr.ee/perfectpersonlive Subscribe To The Patreon: https://bit.ly/PPPTRN - Weekly Bonus episodes every Friday & ad-free extended vers…

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119: humiliated by botched bedroom roleplay [LIVE!] (w/ Will Witwer & Sarah Bonsignore) 59:06

8M ago59:06

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LIVE FROM BOSTON, its Perfect Person!! Will and Sarah guest on the live show, and we give live advice to a woman who is uncontrollably hot/cool, a wife with a disastrous roleplay history, and a peeping tom in the name of friendship. BUY TICKETS TO THE TOUR!! https://linktr.ee/perfectpersonlive Subscribe To The Patreon: https://bit.ly/PPPTRN - Weekl…

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118: I'm being haunted by a horny ghost (w/ Eric Striffler) 1:15:22

8M ago1:15:22

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Eric joins the show to take calls about paranormal, ghosty, goblin experiences. We take calls about a family curse, a goblin fight, a witch in the woods, and the ghost who shoved me. BUY TICKETS TO THE TOUR!! https://linktr.ee/perfectpersonlive Subscribe To The Patreon: https://bit.ly/PPPTRN - Weekly Bonus episodes every Friday & ad-free extended v…

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117: defeating my strip club work nemesis (w/ Courtney Miller) 1:08:44

8M ago1:08:44

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Courtney Miller (Smosh) joins the show to dole out perfection, and take calls about a strip club work nemesis, a DJ situationship, fake dating your crush, and an office fartsuation. BUY TICKETS TO THE TOUR!! (PHILLY HAS 32 TICKETS LEFT AS OF WRITING THIS) https://linktr.ee/perfectpersonlive Subscribe To The Patreon: https://bit.ly/PPPTRN - Weekly B…

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116: Cancelled by rival kickball team (w/ Vic Michaelis) 1:09:41

8M ago1:09:41

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Vic Michaelis joins the show to dole out perfection to callers about a breakup over a hot dog, text flirting with an A list celebrity, and being cancelled by a rival kickball team. BUY TICKETS TO THE TOUR!! https://linktr.ee/perfectpersonlive Subscribe To The Patreon: https://bit.ly/PPPTRN - Weekly Bonus episodes every Friday & ad-free extended ver…

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Episode Zero: What is the Power of Friendly Advice? with Lori Gottlieb 12:37

8M ago12:37

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An excerpt from an upcoming True Home Confessions episode, please enjoy this short segment with psychotherapist, NYTimes best selling author, and cohost of the "Dear Therapists" podcast, Lori Gottlieb. Understanding the impact of advice in our lives is a mission of both of ours. True Home Confessions highlights the (often hilarious) gulf between fr…

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115: job interview for local orgy (w/ Jay Putnam) 1:03:37

9M ago1:03:37

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Jay joins the show to dispense perfect wisdom to callers about nailing a unique job interview, reviewing an acapella diss track, and getting a late dinner. BUY TICKETS TO THE TOUR!! https://linktr.ee/perfectpersonlive Subscribe To The Patreon: https://bit.ly/PPPTRN - Weekly Bonus episodes every Friday & ad-free extended version of this episode) Wat…