Welcome to the Ultimate Horror Showdown – Your New Weekly Movie Battle Podcast! Every week, we blind-rank the latest horror releases—no spoilers at first, full breakdowns after. We don’t just review our rankings, pitting each new film against the previous week’s champ in a head-to-head battle for the top spot. Along the way, we dive deep into chilling backstories, unearth behind-the-scenes facts, debate iconic horror lists, and explore everything and anything from the twisted world of horror ...
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Anaconda (2025) - Can the return of the big ass snake become the champ?
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🐍🎙️ ANACONDA (2025): BIGGER. DUMBER. HISS-TERICAL. 🎙️🐍 This week on the Roasted Snow Horror Show, we dive headfirst into the jungle (and straight into the digestive tract) of Anaconda (2025)—a movie that answers the age-old question: What if the snake was somehow even angrier… and the humans even less prepared? We break down the kills, the chaos, a…
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Anaconda (2025) Can the return of the big ass snake become the champ??? - AUDIO VERSION
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🐍🎙️ ANACONDA (2025): BIGGER. DUMBER. HISS-TERICAL. 🎙️🐍 This week on the Roasted Snow Horror Show, we dive headfirst into the jungle (and straight into the digestive tract) of Anaconda (2025)—a movie that answers the age-old question: What if the snake was somehow even angrier… and the humans even less prepared? We break down the kills, the chaos, a…
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Ring in the New Year, Bury the Trash: The Worst Horror films (that we saw) of 2025
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🎉🩸 NEW YEAR, SAME BAD DECISIONS 🩸🎉 Pop the champagne, light the fireworks, and pour one out for your eyeballs — because for our New Year’s Eve episode, we’re both counting down our FIVE WORST horror movies of 2025… so you don’t have to relive the trauma. While the rest of the world celebrates new beginnings, we’re dragging the absolute dumpster fir…
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Ring in the New Year, Bury the Trash: The Worst Horror films (that we saw)of 2025 - AUDIO VERSION
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🎉🩸 NEW YEAR, SAME BAD DECISIONS 🩸🎉 Pop the champagne, light the fireworks, and pour one out for your eyeballs — because for our New Year’s Eve episode, we’re counting down the FIVE WORST horror movies of 2025… so you don’t have to relive the trauma. While the rest of the world celebrates new beginnings, we’re dragging the absolute dumpster fires of…
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🎄🎥 Merry CREEPmas 🎥🎄 Deck the halls… and lock the doors. This week on the Roasted Snow Horror Show we’re celebrating the most uncomfortable holiday tradition of all: watching a man overshare directly into a camera until your soul quietly exits your body. We’re diving headfirst into the Creep films — yes, both of them — to break down why these movie…
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🎄🎥 Merry CREEPmas 🎥🎄 Deck the halls… and lock the doors. This week on the Roasted Snow Horror Show we’re celebrating the most uncomfortable holiday tradition of all: watching a man overshare directly into a camera until your soul quietly exits your body. We’re diving headfirst into the Creep films — yes, both of them — to break down why these movie…
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CHRISTMAS SPECIAL - SANTA SMACKDOWN! Audio Version
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🎅💥 SANTA SMACKDOWN: HO HO HOLY SH*T 💥🎅 This holiday season, peace on Earth is CANCELLED. We’ve rounded up the most unhinged, blood-soaked, chimney-breaking Santas from horror movies and tossed them into the ultimate festive fight to the death. Who’s the real King of Christmas Carnage? The jolly slasher? The silent stalker? The Santa who absolutely …
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🎅💥 SANTA SMACKDOWN: HO HO HOLY SH*T 💥🎅 This holiday season, peace on Earth is CANCELLED. We’ve rounded up the most unhinged, blood-soaked, chimney-breaking Santas from horror movies and tossed them into the ultimate festive fight to the death. Who’s the real King of Christmas Carnage? The jolly slasher? The silent stalker? The Santa who absolutely …
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Silent Night Deadly Night Comes Down The Chimney
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🎄🔪 Silent Night, Deadly Night (2025): Santa Wants the Belt 🔪🎄 Ho ho holy hell… Santa is back, he’s angry, and he’s coming for the crown. This week on The Roasted Snow Horror Show, we unwrap Silent Night, Deadly Night (2025) to see if this rebooted, blood-soaked Kris Kringle has what it takes to dethrone our reigning horror champions. Is this a holi…
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Silent Night Deadly Night - Comes down the Chimney - Audio Version
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🎄🔪 Silent Night, Deadly Night (2025): Santa Wants the Belt 🔪🎄 Ho ho holy hell… Santa is back, he’s angry, and he’s coming for the crown. This week on The Roasted Snow Horror Show, we unwrap Silent Night, Deadly Night (2025) to see if this rebooted, blood-soaked Kris Kringle has what it takes to dethrone our reigning horror champions. Is this a holi…
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Extreme Horror Movies - Listen to us so you don't have to watch!
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This week on Roasted Snow Horror Show, we volunteer as tribute so you don’t have to. We’re diving headfirst into the most extreme, soul-scarring, one-and-done horror movies ever made—the kind of films that leave you staring at the wall afterward wondering if you’re okay. These are the movies you hear about, dare your friends to watch, and then imme…
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Extreme Horror Movies - Listen so you don't have to watch! - AUDIO VERSION
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This week on Roasted Snow Horror Show, we volunteer as tribute so you don’t have to. We’re diving headfirst into the most extreme, soul-scarring, one-and-done horror movies ever made—the kind of films that leave you staring at the wall afterward wondering if you’re okay. These are the movies you hear about, dare your friends to watch, and then imme…
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Freddy comes back for seconds - Five Nights AT Freddy's 2
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Clock back in, night guards — we’re heading right back into the world’s least OSHA-compliant pizzeria for Five Nights at Freddy’s 2. This week, the Roasted Snow Horror Show asks the only question that matters: Can this chaotic animatronic fever dream dethrone our reigning champs, or will it just aggressively flash its hallway flashlight at us until…
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Freddy comes back for seconds - Five Nights At Freddy's 2
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Clock back in, night guards — we’re heading right back into the world’s least OSHA-compliant pizzeria for Five Nights at Freddy’s 2. This week, the Roasted Snow Horror Show asks the only question that matters: Can this chaotic animatronic fever dream dethrone our reigning champs, or will it just aggressively flash its hallway flashlight at us until…
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This week on The Roasted Snow Horror Show, we dive into the Saw traps to determine which of us would survive… and which of us would become a cautionary flashback montage in the next sequel. We’re talking reverse bear traps, needle pits, shotgun carousels, angel rib spreaders, glass coffins, pig masks, the whole Home Depot-from-Hell catalog. And for…
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This week on The Roasted Snow Horror Show, we dive into the Saw traps to determine which of us would survive… and which of us would become a cautionary flashback montage in the next sequel. We’re talking reverse bear traps, needle pits, shotgun carousels, angel rib spreaders, glass coffins, pig masks, the whole Home Depot-from-Hell catalog. And for…
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Sisu 2 - Will John Wick's Grandpa Claim The Title?
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This week we charge headfirst into Sisu 2: Road to Revenge—the Finnish John Wick–style sequel nobody expected but absolutely deserved. Aatami is back, grumpier, grimier, and somehow even harder to kill, mowing through enemies like they personally insulted his gold stash again. But can this bombastic Road to Revenge bulldoze our reigning champs Bugo…
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This week we charge headfirst into Sisu 2: Road to Revenge—the Finnish John Wick–style sequel nobody expected but absolutely deserved. Aatami is back, grumpier, grimier, and somehow even harder to kill, mowing through enemies like they personally insulted his gold stash again. But can this bombastic Road to Revenge bulldoze our reigning champs Bugo…
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Grab your boomstick and buckle up—this week we’re diving headfirst into a cabin full of Kandarian chaos! For the first time ever, The Roasted Snow Horror Show goes full VIDEO as we hack, slash, and laugh our way through the entire Evil Dead Franchise. From Raimi’s unhinged camera work to Ash’s groovy one-liners, all the way to guts, gore, demons, d…
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Grab your boomstick and buckle up—this week we’re diving headfirst into a cabin full of Kandarian chaos! For the first time ever, The Roasted Snow Horror Show goes full VIDEO as we hack, slash, and laugh our way through the entire Evil Dead Franchise. From Raimi’s unhinged camera work to Ash’s groovy one-liners, all the way to guts, gore, demons, d…
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PERKINS PURGE - Can Keeper Take Out Our Reigning Champs?
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Keeper vs. Shelby Oaks And Bugonia — Let the Perkins Purge Begin! Osgood Perkins is back again… again. With Keeper marking his third new film in just 18 months, we’re asking the real question: Is Perkins on a heater, or is this one headed straight into the cinematic woods to be forgotten forever? This week, we throw Keeper, Shelby Oaks, and Bugonia…
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Thanksgiving Special - Turkey Throwdown!
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Happy ThanksScreaming, everyone! Welcome to The Roasted Snow Horror Show — the perfect place to hide from your family before you get carved like the turkey. This week, we’re serving up a terrifying Turkey Day showdown: “Thanksgiving” vs. “Pilgrim.” Which one gets stuffed with victory, and which one gets roasted alive? Grab a plate, loosen your belt…
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This week, Predator: Badlands drops in from the treetops to challenge our reigning champs Shelby oaks and Bugonia—and it’s not here to “get to the choppah” without a fight. Does this newest installment stalk its way to the top of the franchise rankings, or does it get spotted by the heat-vision of disappointment? And can it truly stand on its own, …
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TAG TEAM BATTLE SINISTER & SINISTER 2 VS BLACK PHONE AND BLACK PHONE 2
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🔥 Tag Team Horror Showdown: The Ethan Hawke Bowl! 🔥 For the first time ever, we’re going tag team style! The Sinister films face off against The Black Phone series to see which reigns supreme in the world of fear. We break down the scares, debate the hits and misses, and want your take too! Jump into the conversation by emailing us at roastedsnowho…
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Bugonia - Can an Alien Conspiracy reign supreme?
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This week, we’re diving headfirst into the surreal and sticky world of Yorgos Lanthimos’ Bugonia — a grotesque reimagining of power, control, and the hive mind. But can it sting hard enough to dethrone last week’s individual champs, Shelby Oaks and Dream Eater? We’ll break down the story, the scares, and the symbolism — from honey-soaked horror to …
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In this episode of The Roasted Snow Horror Show, we dive deep into the twisted world of the V/H/S franchise — the found footage anthology that redefined short-form horror. From killer cults to demonic debuts and cursed tapes, we each pick our favorite segments from across the series and throw them into a head-to-head showdown to crown the ultimate …
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In this week’s episode of The Roasted Snow Horror Show, we’re pitting two eerie contenders against each other in a showdown for horror supremacy — Shelby Oaks takes on Dream Eater! Which film delivers the deeper dread, tighter tension, and more unforgettable scares? We’ll break down everything from storytelling and atmosphere to performances and pu…
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Breaking down the entire Hell House LLC Series
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This week on The Roasted Snow Horror Show, we’re checking in at the Abaddon Hotel for a full deep dive into the Hell House LLC franchise! From the original found-footage nightmare to the latest entry, we unravel every twisted hallway, ghostly encounter, and shocking connection across the series. Which installment stands tall as the ultimate haunt, …
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Episode 1 - Crowning a 2024-2025 Champion
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In our debut episode, we dive into the best horror films released in theaters from Halloween 2024 to today. Each movie is chosen at random to face off in a brutal, head-to-head showdown — until only one remains as our ultimate horror champion of the year.By ryanprostad
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