Best simplesam1987 Podcasts (2025)

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SAM SIMMONS IS HERE 7:58

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Hi guys, back with your regular podcast soon. If you have any employment tips, please hit me up [email protected] I love you and have missed you.By simplesam1987

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EP 68 NICHE AS QUICHE Sam Simmons Time wank 1:02:50

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Milking chickens, time wanks, hobbled knees and lonely skanks AND Special news for Patreon Subscribers! PLEASE CHECK OUT… theherkin.com or email me [email protected] simplesam1987

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NICHE AS QUICHE 67 Sam Simmons The Herkin 59:21

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Episode 67 Butchers should always be Cheeky, Doctors should always wear stethoscopes, And Chefs should be forced to aways wear those puffy hats. PLEASE CHECK OUT… https://theherkin.com/ or email me [email protected] or support my sandwiches… https://www.patreon.com/c/samsimmonsBy simplesam1987

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EP 66 NICHE AS QUICHE Sam Simmons Guvna in the BUM 56:37

7M ago56:37

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It's Niche as Quiche ep 66, Guvna in the bum, Dad’s in great mood, hope it helps. x Niche as Quiche is brought to you by the Herkin, check it out at www.theherkin.com or email me [email protected] or support my sandwiches… https://www.patreon.com/c/samsimmonsBy simplesam1987

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EP 65 NICHE AS QUICHE Sam Simmons Tartufo 1:07:32

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Its Niche as Quiche ep 65, featuring Emma’s dream interp, is Soul Origen a Human drug trafficking salad front, hermit crabs, shop putting and Tartufo. *apologies the first half of the podcast had a weird muffly filter somehow…if it's too annoying FFWD 30mins. And check out the… www.theherkin.com or email me [email protected] or support my …

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EP 64 NICHE AS QUICHE Sam Simmons Jacaranda 1:01:52

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Its Niche as Quiche ep 64 featuring The flight Centre Captain, Jacaranda Blossom Slime PLUS...four minutes of packaging tape noises!!! And check out the… www.theherkin.com https://www.patreon.com/c/samsimmonsBy simplesam1987

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EP 63.3 NICE AS QUICHE Sam Simmons Chadwick 1:05:26

9M ago1:05:26

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A boy named Chadrick, Spanish lady dolls, Guided meditation and That’s Life! * I HAD TO DELETE THE SAD EP AND ANOTHER EARLIER VERSION OF THIS ONE DUE TO COPYRIGHT BS ENJOY X Email me! [email protected] Patreon: https://patreon.com/samsimmons?utm_medium=unknown&utm_source=join_link&utm_campaign=creatorshare_creator&utm_content=copyLink…

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EP 61 NICHE AS QUICHE Sam Simmons OYSTER SAUCE 1:02:11

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Oyster sauce, Marty the disco queen, the angry lady at the Italian Bowl and the fear of having a banal flashback before you die. Email me! [email protected] Patreon: https://patreon.com/samsimmons?utm_medium=unknown&utm_source=join_link&utm_campaign=creatorshare_creator&utm_content=copyLink NEW TEATOWEL DESIGN FOR ALL SUBSCRIBERS COMING!!!…

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EP 60 NICHE AS QUICHE Sam Simmons Burger Ring Heart 57:11

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I really don't give a fucky, I very much enjoyed the romantic comedy “Find Me Falling” starring Harry Connick Junior on Netflix. Email me! [email protected] Patreon: https://patreon.com/samsimmons?utm_medium=unknown&utm_source=join_link&utm_campaign=creatorshare_creator&utm_content=copyLinkBy simplesam1987

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EP 59 NICHE AS QUICHE Sam Simmons STONK 54:54

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I chose to identify as a person with hair, made a little beef man, Richard Clayderman and the Tubulidentata. Email me! [email protected] simplesam1987

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EP 58 NICHE AS QUICHE Sam Simmons Hotties 46:18

1y ago46:18

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Its crumpet and flannel weather, and here we have it, I think my fave episode yet, from strength to strength my friends...I luv ooo Patreon: https://patreon.com/samsimmons?utm_medium=unknown&utm_source=join_link&utm_campaign=creatorshare_creator&utm_content=copyLinkBy simplesam1987

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EP 57 NICHE AS QUICHE Sam Simmons Reggae rebirth 49:38

1y ago49:38

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Email me! [email protected] Here are the lyrics for my alternative reggae-inspired intro. I had a mental breakdown at the start of the pandemic I was hospitalised and realised my mind was problematic now I haven't drunk the alcohol in _____ days though I feel kinda better yet I still get sad Hooray got a 7-year-old daughter that I want to …

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EP 56 NICHE AS QUICHE Sam Simmons Snow fakes. 49:04

1y ago49:04

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Remember I love you!!!!! don't be a snow-fake. https://youtu.be/EwTZ2xpQwpA?si=uSog2mR-X2Ni2Ym0By simplesam1987

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NICHE AS QUICHE EP 55 Sam Simmons Magnetic friend sox 40:47

1y ago40:47

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Magnetic friend Sox, rhythm and melody. I love being back, I hope you're enjoying the poddy I'm loving making it again, I've realised my midlife crisis is my friend. say hello [email protected] listen to Danny Brown and Kendrick https://open.spotify.com/track/5VRVvhMA1szwwiv7Z7Jfrk?si=c02f9b2b69044520…

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Ep 54 NICHE AS QUICHE Sam Simmons MID LIFE CRYOUT 58:28

1y ago58:28

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Hi guys I'm back! after what I think is a full-blown midlife crisis, here we are! I hope you enjoy it, I loved making it and I can't wait to speak to you again next week. xBy simplesam1987

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a toe in the ocean 26:03

1y ago26:03

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Hi guys, after a long hiatus of self-reflection, i'll be back with your usual poddy next week. luv u xBy simplesam1987

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EP 53 NICHE AS QUICHE Sam Simmons Tesla 48:35

1y ago48:35

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Hello everyone, thank you for all the kind messages I hope you are well I love you lots, hopefully, I'll see you at the Melbourne International Comedy Festival next week, if not I'll chase you in your dreams. All my love, Samb (with a silent B like lamb) message me. [email protected] simplesam1987

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EP 51.3 NICE AS QUICHE Sam Simmons Over it 23:37

1+ y ago23:37

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OVER IT EP 51.3 Short podcast this week! apologies people, it's been a shitty one. I love you! I'll speak to you in detail next week! In the meantime, listen to me seethe for 23 minutes xBy simplesam1987

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EP 51 NICHE AS QUICHE Sam Simmons Voulevants 1:08:37

1+ y ago1:08:37

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ARMPITS & Head holes it’s episode 51 Hello my little Voulevants I hope you've had a wonderful week. I've been lost in the world of concerts and sausages, sausages and concerts! at least I had time to stop for a flan pâtissier. I love you all and I appreciate everything that you do! please keep sending me messages it was a joy to respond this week, …

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EP 50 NICHE AS QUICHE Sam Simmons Benjamin Johnson 1:01:25

1+ y ago1:01:25

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Benjamin Johnson it’s episode 50 It's definitely taken me well over a year to get to episode 50!!!! 50 & nifty! I've had an incredibly busy week! you know what to do! let's just get into it. I'm naming this episode #50 after my favourite weird emailer…Benjamin Johnson PEOPLE !!!!! Please send me a voice message!!! please please anything you want to…

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EP 49 N ICHE AS QUICHE Sam Simmons Bee Bee the Fijian 51:27

1+ y ago51:27

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BEE BEE THE FIJIAN it’s episode 49!!! I've been up to my knees in vegan mayonnaise and now I'm making vegan miso BBQ carrots (fuck) to recreate a sausage and bread experience beyond the world of fake vegan sausages. I'm in Adelaide! I'm at the Fringe Festival I'm working my tits off! If I was a milking cow my udders would be all saggy and powdery d…

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EP 48 NICHE AS QUICHE Sam Simmons oijhbnyubg 1:03:35

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oijhbnyubg it’s episode 48 I met a little tiny Mexican man named Gabriel who came to my show in Orange all the way from the Gold Coast! I was so taken aback I gifted him a miniature action figurine of a tiny little boomer called little Wayne. if that doesn't interest you you can stop reading right now. Send me a voice message or dream interpretatio…

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EP 47 NICHE AS QUICHE Sam Simmons Am I Strange? 58:45

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AM I STRANGE? it’s episode 47! (love to Bevan) Indigenous odysseys, bus travel, hummus and carrots and am I a very very petty man? Thanks to everybody who turned up in Wyong we had a lovely night. Also thank you so much for all the messages!! please please keep them coming!!! Send me a voice message or dream interpretation to samnicheasquiche@gmail…

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EP 46 NICHE AS QUICHE Sam Simmons Cat Scratch Fever 52:58

1+ y ago52:58

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CAT SCRATH FEVER! it’s episode 46! Panacotta, sausage logistics, toxoplasmosis and the bowels of Satan. Warning, this content is as Niche as Quiche. So please please please send me a voice message or dream interpretation to [email protected] Times are rough n tumble, if you have some spare dough, I'd love it if you could support me on Patr…

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EP 45 NICHE AS QUICHE Sam Simmons Cheese and Rice 1:04:11

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Cheese and Rice! it’s episode 45! Kitty sitting, Derryl’s Anglo Indian. Being served by robots and waffling on… this content is as Niche as Quiche. So please please please send me a voice message or dream interpretation to [email protected] Times are rough n tumble, if you have some spare dough, I'd love it if you could support me on Patre…

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EP 44 NICHE AS QUICHE Sam Simmons XMASFKN 47:51

1+ y ago47:51

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This podcast has been split into two bits, PRE- Christmas and POST Christmas, both in one podcast! Will it end in tears? will it end in beers? It's queers for years on the Niche As Quiche Christmas podcast. Love you. Please please please send me a voice message or dream interpretation to [email protected] Support me on Patreon, only if you…

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EP 43 NICHE AS QUICHE Sam Simmons My Canary Has Circles 52:20

1+ y ago52:20

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It's episode 43. Can traffic lights induce Depression? lots of live touring news PLUS, I did a thingy!!!! I also love getting voice messages! So please please please send me a voice message or dream interpretation to [email protected] Times are rough n tumble, if you have some spare dough, I'd love it if you could support me on Patreon, on…

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EP 42 NICHE AS QUICHE Sam Simmons PIG LATIN 48:23

1+ y ago48:23

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It's episode 42. Fat driving, Pig language and Henri Lecont. I love getting voice messages! So please please please send me a voice message or dream interpretation to [email protected] Times are rough n tumble, if you have some spare dough, I'd love it if you could support me on Patreon. https://www.patreon.com/samsimmons…

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EP 41 NICHE AS QUICHE Sam Simmons Cage to the Stage 49:48

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It's episode 41. its looooooose. Including some confronting news news. I love getting voice messages! So please please please send me a voice message or dream interpretation to [email protected] Times are rough n tumble, if you have some spare dough, I'd love it if you could support me on Patreon. https://www.patreon.com/samsimmons…

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Ep 40 Niche as Quiche Sam Simmons Necrosis 55:19

1+ y ago55:19

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It's episode 40. Snuffing ducks, shit sausage rolls, grope mazes and necrosis. C'mon lets get into it! And please please please send me a voice message or dream interpretation to [email protected] Times are rough n tumble, if you have some spare dough, I'd love it if you could support me on Patreon. https://www.patreon.com/samsimmons…

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EP 39 NICHE AS QUICHE Sam Simmons DEHYDRATIOOOO 56:13

1+ y ago56:13

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It's episode 39!! Brought to you by dehydration and gastroenteritis. Also a near racist moment with a Tesla driver, the real meaning behind the nursery rhyme Rubber dub dub, and staring down the barrel of Centrelink. And please please please send me a voice message or dream interpretation to [email protected] times are tough, if you do hav…

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EP 38 NICHE AS QUICHE Sam Simmons I’m really good at sweet potatoes now. 48:07

1+ y ago48:07

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This is episode 38 "I'm really good at sweet potatoes now" Salad days, Botulism and people who smile with their mouths but not with their eyes! Do you know what I mean? And please please please send me a voice message or dream interpretation to [email protected] times are tough, if you do have some spare dough I'd love it if you could supp…

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EP 37 NICHE AS QUICHE Sam Simmons Cover Letters. 46:54

1+ y ago46:54

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This is episode 37! Cover letters. I have agreed to emcee a wedding for people I do not know. I've also decided to go to court to contest a parking fine. I don't like the movie Spy Kids. PS I really need a jobby. DO YOU Want an exclusive niche as quiche tea towel? You can get one if you support me on Patreon. https://www.patreon.com/samsimmons and …

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EP 36 NICHEAS QUICHE Sam Simmons Dead Leg. 40:13

2y ago40:13

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DEAD LEG!!! DEAD LEG!!! Last week I was eating a katsu curry too fast, when I accidentally bit down on a cheap chopstick and then involuntarily coughed, causing me to inadvertently swallow a chopstick splinter, which got infected and I lost my voice for a few days. PLUS the amazing story of Alice Anderson DO YOU Want an exclusive niche as quiche te…

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EP 35 NICHE AS QUICHE Sam Simmons That sounds like a Japlan. 58:02

2y ago58:02

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It's only episode bloody 35! JAPLAN TOOOOOO Thank you for letting me have a podcast holiday guys! I had a terrific. This week I’ll be discussing grubby Australians drinking hot breakfast shiraz at the airport. We ponder the question, would you throw yourself in front of a bus for a stranger? Vegan options and Margaret Urlich Want an exclusive niche…

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EP 34 NICHE AS QUICHE Sam Simmons JAPLAN 54:20

2y ago54:20

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It's episode 34; Things didn’t go to Japlan. Live from under the shittiest air conditioner in nearly 40-degree heat, deep in the heart of beautiful downtown Kyoto, it's Niche as Quiche on TOUR. and PLEASE send me a dream interpretation or random question by recording a voice message on your phone and emailing it to me at [email protected] …

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EP 33 NICHE AS QUICHE Sam Simmons a Poo ans a Wee 47:21

2y ago47:21

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It's episode 33 a poo and a wee Including the second episode of my BBC Radio 4 series Not a People Person. I Totally love love love doing this podcast and thank you for supporting if you are on Patreon! if you're not, I understand money is tight, if you can spare it, why not score yourself a NICHE AS QUICHE tea towel!! As always you can support me …

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EP 32 NICHE AS QUICHE Sam Simmons LINT LINT LINT 53:33

2y ago53:33

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It's episode bloody 32 lint lint lint and more lint Including the debut episode of my BBC Radio 4 series Not a People Person. I love doing this podcast and thank you for supporting if you are on Patreon! if you're not, I understand money is tight, if you can spare it, why not score yourself a NICHE AS QUICHE tea towel!! As always you can support me…

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EP 31 NIICHE AS QUICHE Sam Simmons Doodles 58:00

2y ago58:00

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It's episode 31! right in the BUM. Some terrific inner thoughts into the duality of man! Plus paella on a Cruskit? No way Jose! As always you can support me on Patreon. https://www.patreon.com/samsimmons and send me a message directly at [email protected] simplesam1987

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EP 30 NICHE AS QUICHE Sam Simmons The Villainy of Mice. 1:01:30

2y ago1:01:30

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Some hardcore Greek love, the hot vomit express and a deep dive into villainy inspired by the tennis. Also apologies here for the sound output, I forgot to put a level filter on. Back to normal next week! love you. As always you can support me on Patreon. https://www.patreon.com/samsimmons and send me a message directly at [email protected]…

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EP 29 NICHE AS QUICHE Sam Simmons Cup Noodles 52:13

2y ago52:13

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It's episode 29; CUP NOODLES (cup o soup, another day) JOY waning, ANGER rising. PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE send me a message, preferably a voice message I can play on the podcast, OR if you would like me to interpret a DREAM, or just ask me anything you desire at… [email protected] And please yes please, you can support me on Patreon htt…

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EP 28 NICHE AS QUICHE Sam Simmons Barstarde 52:36

2y ago52:36

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I am a man with a fork in a world of full of soup. It's episode 28; BASTARDS! LIKEEE I'm back, healthy and shelfy. And please send me a message, preferably a voice message I can play on the podcast and ask me anything you desire at [email protected] And please yes please, You can support me on Patreon https://patreon.com/samsimmons?utm_med…

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EP 27 NICHE AS QUICHE SAM SIMMONS The Castrati 45:14

2y ago45:14

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I am a man with a fork in a world of full of soup. It's episode 27; THE CASTRATI !!!!! And please yes please, You can support me on Patreon https://patreon.com/samsimmons?utm_medium=clipboard_copy&utm_source=copyLink&utm_campaign=creatorshare_creator&utm_content=join_link And please send me a message, preferably a voice message I can play on the po…

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EP 26 NICHE AS QUICHE Sam Simmons New Australia 55:13

2y ago55:13

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The man with a fork in a world of soup is back! It's episode 26, babies! with a deep dive into the cult-like social experiment of New Australia 1893 Paraguay!! that's all I have to say. And please yes please, You can support me on Patreon https://patreon.com/samsimmons?utm_medium=clipboard_copy&utm_source=copyLink&utm_campaign=creatorshare_creator&…

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EP 25 NICHE AS QUICHE Sam Simmons FUKT in the head. 59:50

2y ago59:50

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This is the loosest episode I have recorded yet, which is saying something. I think my anti-biotics have given me minor brain damage. Weird week. Deep dive is Folie à deux, which ended up hurting my head hole. You can support me on Patreon https://patreon.com/samsimmons?utm_medium=clipboard_copy&utm_source=copyLink&utm_campaign=creatorshare_creator…

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EP 24 NICHE AS QUICHE Tiger Prawns 44:56

2y ago44:56

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This episode contains phlegm, tiger prawns, phlegm, Lebanese lentils, phlegm and various mixed birds. You can support me on Patreon https://patreon.com/samsimmons?utm_medium=clipboard_copy&utm_source=copyLink&utm_campaign=creatorshare_creator&utm_content=join_link And please send me a message, preferably a voice message I can play on the podcast an…

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EP 23 NICHE AS QUICHE SAM SIMMONS CANNIBALS 1:03:06

2y ago1:03:06

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Cannibals. Couch clowns, goat sex, and how awful a giant PAELLA is. Support me on Patreon if you're a little sweetheart. https://patreon.com/samsimmons?utm_medium=clipboard_copy&utm_source=copyLink&utm_campaign=creatorshare_creator&utm_content=join_link and please send me a message preferably a voice message I can play on the podcast ask me anythin…

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EP 23 NICHE AS QUICHE SAM SIMMONS Kava Hangover 56:06

2y ago56:06

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I tried the Fijian drug called Kava and even though it said you won't get a hangover on the packet, I think I got a hangover. Also, the ramblings of a ramblin man. Please why don't you support me on Patreon it really makes a difference…to me. https://patreon.com/samsimmons?utm_medium=clipboard_copy&utm_source=copyLink&utm_campaign=creatorshare_crea…

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Ep 22 NICHE AS QUICHE SAM SIMMONS Roman Sex God 1:05:54

2y ago1:05:54

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Post easter, post 4am swim, I bring you loose thoughts on gender dysphoria in the cave person community. PLUS a deep dive into Ancient Roman Sex fiends. Send me an email!!! [email protected] Support me on Patreon! https://patreon.com/samsimmons?utm_medium=clipboard_copy&utm_source=copyLink&utm_campaign=creatorshare_creator&utm_content=join…

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Ep 21 NICHE AS QUICHE SAM SIMMONS Ongs Egg 1:01:11

2y ago1:01:11

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This is the podcast you have been searching for. I think my fave episode yet. Always best to record in a good mood, my friends. Lots of rage and fury PLUS an excerpt from my live show "About the Weather" and a deep dive into something ultimately disappointing. What more could you ask for! PLEASE support me on Patreon https://patreon.com/samsimmons?…

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