Best Slacker Geeks Podcasts (2025)

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#113: Wristband Boi 30:17

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3y ago30:17

30:17

Recorded back in January 2022! We discuss a dated jelly bracelet trend that's super.. sexy? Then: loft comics, Saving Private Ryan, and trucker buckets. We watch a Skittles commercial Wyatt swears isn't fake. Also: bandanas, jeans, and Choco Tacos.

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#112: Cool Dad 49:55

4y ago49:55

49:55

We discuss rad fathers and their impact. Then Wyatt recalls watching the filming of a Transformers movie while Justin and Chris remember a weird junior high party. Also: off-brand Nutella and missed spin-the-bottle opportunities.

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#111: The VHS Closet 42:41

4y ago42:41

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Justin pulls some tapes from behind a hallway door. And some other stuff.

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#110: A Belt Full of Lies 37:51

4y ago37:51

37:51

Chris gives our new game a spin with tales of horse barns, pegs, and high-speed chases. We do a mental check-in as Wyatt maintains his busy social life. Also: Justin’s October horror list, V/H/S/’94, and a light beer summer.

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#109: Barfly Power Rangers 40:14

4y ago40:14

40:14

Our triumphant Trash Party return finds us playing a deceptive new game full of unheard stories and lies. Then: Justin tells a true pre-Halloween spooky tale. Also: Squid Game, tasers, and Chris offers up his flesh to his friends after his demise. Thanks?

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#108: Uncle Ray-Ray's Bouncy Castle Rental 44:05

4+ y ago44:05

44:05

While Wyatt is off doing God know's what, we browse Craigslist, listen to someone called Corpse Husband, and talk about our aging bodies. Also: Tapatio, Chris on relationships, and Canadian rap.

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#107: Dead Mall Memories 35:56

4+ y ago35:56

35:56

Listen as we watch an urban exploration video of our beloved deceased mall. Here’s a link to the video: https://tinyurl.com/3d9cxzks

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#106: Deathcast 39:21

4+ y ago39:21

39:21

Isolation! The bodies of those Trash Party boys are deteriorating fast. Justin reviews an old AFI album and then admits to eating dog food. Also: Dark Side of the Ring, Monster Fest, and solid VHS finds.

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#105: Buzzy Jen 47:20

4+ y ago47:20

47:20

Justin’s red-hot appendix, an appreciation for the King of Queens, and summer tripping. Then: horror con misadventures, doughnuts, and record store cats. Justin has a ghostly encounter and eats some weird cheese. Also: Child’s Play, robes, and B-horror dreams. With SPECIAL GUEST Jen.

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#104: Space Camp & Jello Shots 37:19

4+ y ago37:19

37:19

We ramble on about rainy days, Cheech & Chong, and back pain. Wyatt does a perfect Pee-Wee Herman impression. Also: our life in two words, shower frequency, and pork chops vs. brats. Then: we fantasize about the impossible childhood dream that was Space Camp.

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#103: Digging the Dustin Diamond Mines 56:53

4+ y ago56:53

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We talk extensively about the 1999 Brendan Fraser masterpiece The Mummy. Then: Justin’s manic obsession with the rabbit hole that was Dustin Diamond’s stand-up career. Also: frozen pizzas, the best ways to eat ramen, and livestreaming.

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#102: The Throwaways, Vol. 2 26:44

4+ y ago26:44

26:44

Join us as we dust off another compilation of lost bits we found in a beat-up old shoe box under Wyatt's twin bed.

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#101: Lemon Bars 35:06

4+ y ago35:06

35:06

Riding high from 100, we eat lemon bars as things go off the rails.

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#100: JENPARDY! 1:00:33

5y ago1:00:33

1:00:33

For our 100th episode extravaganza, we welcome the illusive Jen for a balls-out 90s trivia bash. So get comfy and turn on that big ol' brain of yours. There's plenty of Capri Sun & Dunkaroos to go around.

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#099: Y'Ever Had Steak In Bed Before? 45:03

5y ago45:03

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Join us for an episode we dug out of the pre-Wyatt archives. It's a Halloween adjacent romp where we ramble on about cons, killing ants, & haunted hotels. Chris agrees to trying out a jetpack and then we review a black Twinkie and rip on country music. Then a mess of scatter-brained banter. You get it.…

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#098: Salt Lick 55:36

5y ago55:36

55:36

We rifle through a buttload of bucket pulls as we stand awkwardly around Chris' kitchen for an hour. A literal mixed bag of haunted radio stations, Chuck Taylors, & Myspace selfie stories. Also: ringback tones, quarter horse rides, our favorite form of pork, and denial. Then: Chris and Wyatt do the Last Dab.…

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#097: Dick Scarry 33:51

5y ago33:51

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Justin serves as Chris' Pokémon good luck charm the whole episode as we talk sick day TV, the loss of innocence, and JNCO Jeans. Then: evil orgies, calling time & temp, and quality cousin time. Also: Justin doesn't understand the popularity of men in tanktops.

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#096: A Hole in the Ground 33:19

5y ago33:19

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Pokémon suicides, Wyatt nearly flunks the first grade, & Justin feels shame for being an uptown boy. Also: a flurry of bucket pulls have us talking David Spade, kissing cousins, tucking, 90s Pizza Hut commercials, makeshift basketball gyms, & Chris' first car. Whew.

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#095: Rip a Line of Nesquick 27:41

5y ago27:41

27:41

Wyatt regails us with tales from his Shoe Carnival days & his escapades with powdered chocolate. Then: Pokedexes, verbal bitch-outs, and how to pay for central air by way of gamer boys. Also: fighting dads, zip-off jeans, & a perforated ribcage.

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#094: Hipster Twig Arms 23:05

5y ago23:05

23:05

We compare energy drink intakes as Daddy Wyatt Warbucks counts his money. Then: a burned celebrity sex tape DVD from 2005 is never recovered. Multiple people get too close to strangers' motorcycles amid Door Dash mishaps. Also: hot sauce, constipation, and that Pee Wee Herman dance.

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#093: Electrocuted 27:29

5y ago27:29

27:29

Let's face it, the title is the main attraction. But we also have a unicycle memory, a review of the new Animaniacs, and a look at the meh legacies we'll leave behind. Then: stuck porn, hotel pool parties, and our town's rich Peterson history.

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#092: A Bear With A Bazooka 29:24

5y ago29:24

29:24

Bucket pull-a-ganza. Hear all about bird beaks, sweat stories, Dumb & Dumber quotes, kids who like trains, and what grinds Justin's gears. Then: Viagra for the pod. And we close with some technical difficulties.

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#091: Halloween Spookfest 2020 52:54

5y ago52:54

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Grab a popcorn glove & dive into a wet leaf pile. We bring you chocolatey boo-tastic goods in our annual full-sized haunt. This year we explore cliché traditions, Iowa ax murders, haunted hills, taunted goats, rubber masks, and 80s movie puppet turducken. Also: the best late-90s era local trick or treat routes. Bwaaaa!!…

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#090: Dr. Blender 37:59

5y ago37:59

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We explore the "eternal" lives of pets, Ritalin conspiracies, & a grisly store return from the 80s. Chris flirts with the prospect of the perfect McGangbang as we do more saucey roleplaying. Also: shrimp tails, bucket pulls, and Ren & Stimpy reboots.

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#089: GYPSY BEAR!!! 42:09

5y ago42:09

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How many people could Chris fight at once? Who would you clone? Bagel Bites or Pizza Rolls? Old man stories & bucket pulls aplenty. Also: dream death, gypsy caravans, and Jigsaw's best traps.

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#088: The House That Chris Built 30:36

5y ago30:36

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Consistently failing mic stands plague an episode about haunted places, purchased Ed Gein documents, and the criminal psyche. Then: Justin is actually shaken by a horror movie. Censorship and going down Deadman's Hill on your belly. Also: Justin and Wyatt have some art class axes to grind.

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#087: Answering Machine's Full 35:10

5+ y ago35:10

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The boys roleplay to test Chris' unbelievable skills. Then: Wyatt's sad tumbling adventures. Also: cheese, blue pills, and Justin's lone recording failure.By Trash Party Aftermath

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#086: Uncut 28:34

5+ y ago28:34

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Chris' mom gives Wyatt some Bazinga hand-me-downs as we conclude that we're not man enough for a "boys night out." Also: dad beers, morning bangers, and Chris' departed rage.By Trash Party Aftermath

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#085: Melonheads & the Black-Eyed Children 29:08

5+ y ago29:08

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A whole episode about cryptids and urban legends and spooky junk.By Trash Party Aftermath

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#084: Pickleball Champions 26:48

5+ y ago26:48

26:48

A full episode about the horrors of P.E. class. Rec games, beanbag tag, and cheating the mile.By Trash Party Aftermath

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#083: Bite This Buckeye 21:03

5+ y ago21:03

21:03

Chris starts rubbing things for good luck.By Trash Party Aftermath

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#082: Lucid Dream Sleepover 28:44

5+ y ago28:44

28:44

Chris recounts his Biggest Splash Contest glory and brags about the action his busted couch got fifteen years ago. Then: self medication & headlocks from great aunts.By Trash Party Aftermath

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#081: Switched At Birth 38:06

5+ y ago38:06

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Justin gets a Switch and won't share his friend code. RPGs and OCD. Wyatt nurses a sunburn. Also: quarantine diets and a dark story about oatmeal from the mid-2000s.By Trash Party Aftermath

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#080: Fast Food Fat Kid Face-Off 52:54

5+ y ago52:54

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We try to give grades to our favorite chain restaurants in a loose ranking system. Who will win? Probably not Fazoli's.By Trash Party Aftermath

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#079: Chris' Little Black Book 36:30

5+ y ago36:30

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Wyatt's beard, photo booths, wind pants, Pure Moods, and women's wrestling.By Trash Party Aftermath

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#078: BYO Blanket 29:27

5+ y ago29:27

29:27

Barn parties & truck beds. Trust me, it's way less redneck than it sounds. Also: ranch.By Trash Party Aftermath

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#077: Skype & Seek 41:07

5+ y ago41:07

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We do a quarantine Skype-in from our respective, socially distant bunkers. Breakfast Club, early 2000s skateboard comedies, and processed cheese.By Trash Party Aftermath

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#076: Shadow People 30:07

5+ y ago30:07

30:07

We talk rage, Wonka, and dads in a whirlwind of emotions. Also: the Bloodhound Gang, inter-dimensional rifts, and rave gear. Wyatt drops a 3AM bombshell.By Trash Party Aftermath

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#075: Waffle Stomp 34:09

5+ y ago34:09

34:09

Lovelife advice for Wyatt, Saturday morning cartoon rituals, and social awkwardness. We make a case for the quiet midwest while doing bad Brian Posehn impressions. Also: explosives, anime cons, and Beakman's World.By Trash Party Aftermath

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#074: Dirty KoRn T-Shirts 25:17

5+ y ago25:17

25:17

Small town conspiracy talk leads us to motorcycle sideshows. Then: cool tattoo shop intimidation, Grimes, and future concert prospects. Bonus: a shiny new segment.By Trash Party Aftermath

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#073: Side-Piece Secret Origins 29:28

6y ago29:28

29:28

Justin’s first chili gets showcased. Then we look at junior high doodles, kids vaping, & doughnuts. Also: we reveal the source of our show’s name and a misremembered BBQ memory.By Trash Party Aftermath

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#072: Grease Those Trackballs 28:38

6y ago28:38

28:38

Justin gets way too annoyed by faux-hipsters from Wyatt’s class. Then: Wyatt loses a Modest Mouse CD, we skip class reunions, and lament small town dynasties. Also: healthcare coin flips, a text from beyond, & Gateway PCs.By Trash Party Aftermath

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#071: Disney or PCP? 32:04

6y ago32:04

32:04

Late 90s horror movie talk devolves into mid-2000s scenester belt fashion crazes. More bucket pulls lead us into surreal experiences, Justin vs. the windchime, and fast-food memories. Also: rats.By Trash Party Aftermath

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#070: Heavy Cheese 40:40

6y ago40:40

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More sloppy Miller High Life banter. Then: Wyatt hears about some skaterink hijinks & Chris’ mom’s bomb-ass meals. Also: frozen pizzas, N64 controllers, and moonwalking.By Trash Party Aftermath

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#069: Noice 40:34

6y ago40:34

40:34

Craft beer and lemon bar review. Justin gives his top 5-ish movies. Also: the history of the Grimace & some music festival memories. 69.By Trash Party Aftermath

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#068: Dog Island 24:30

6y ago24:30

24:30

Bug zappers, Rob Schneider reboots, and The Batman. Justin wonders why all local men must pee outside. Also: Vortex, Tamagotchi, and Spanish emo karaoke. Then: Wyatt has an out-of-body experience.By Trash Party Aftermath

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#067: He Took His Shirt Off!? 32:19

6y ago32:19

32:19

We talk top five movies, Hi8 short films, and Electric Avenue. Chris reminds Justin of a forgotten malfunction at a post-prom party. Then: Chris vs. Chuck E. Cheese.By Trash Party Aftermath

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#066: Henry Winkler vs. A Horse 29:37

6y ago29:37

29:37

The boys talk Ace Ventura, killer whales, and rapture fashion. Would a dog cure Chris’ depression? Also: playground snitches, lo-fi pig screams, & suspicious trash can “milk.”By Trash Party Aftermath

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#065: I Will Eat A Bucket 29:45

6y ago29:45

29:45

Wyatt joins us to talk SEGA, attics, and late night mukbangs. Then: a Dollar General nightmare, Canadian urban legends, and legion hall tacos. Also: werewolf masks and the horrors of No Nut November.By Trash Party Aftermath

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#064: Halloween Spookfest 2019 29:16

6y ago29:16

29:16

Boo. This year we talk adult costumes, haunted porches, and freshly-cut ditches. Sexy Pooh-bear? Sure. Then we do a rundown of Justin's annual traditions. And hang around until the end for a blood-soaked treat. Eek, howl, etc.By Trash Party Aftermath