Hollywood Steve and your pal anna are drawn into Bong World when we rank the Evil Bong franchise. Join our Patreon for some really cool benefits! Patreon.com/hellrankersBy Steven Spratling

Hollywood Steve and your pal anna dive deep into the mockbuster The Amazing Bulk. We talk ripping off The Incredible Hulk, killer editing, and Stanley Kubrick. I hate dust! I don't want it building up in my home. Movie discussion begins at 00:20:17By Steven Spratling

Hollywood Steve and your pal anna talk about Tiptoes. We talk Gary Oldman on his knees, Kate Beckinsale's lucky hat, and one of Matthew McConaughey's scariest performances of all time. Imported French morphine! Movie discussion begins at 00:19:50By Steven Spratling

Hollywood Steve and your pal anna take a rum-soaked dive into the Pirates of the Caribbean franchise. Drink up me hearties, yo ho! Join our Patreon for some really cool benefits! Patreon.com/hellrankersBy Steven Spratling

Hollywood Steve and your pal anna launch into outer space with The Ice Pirates. We talk space herpes, Rollerball, and outfit changes. Don't be a space age! Movie discussion begins at 00:18:38By Steven Spratling

Hollywood Steve and your pal anna go Mesozoic with 65. We talk about an alien from a long, long time ago in a galaxy far, far away, imagine how cool a dinosaur vs spaceman movie could be, and get to wonder what Koa's alien language is and what anything she says ever means. Not the mama! Movie discussion begins at 00:24:08…

Hollywood Steve and your pal anna rank Sony's Spider-Man Universe. (The Venom trilogy, Morbius, Madame Webb, and Kraven the Hunter.) When you take on the responsibility, great power will come! Join our Patreon for some really cool benefits! Patreon.com/hellrankersBy Steven Spratling

Hollywood Steve and your pal anna get emo with Don't Go in the Woods (2010). We talk emo ear worms, Vincent D'Onofrio, and try to parse out why these people are in a band together. Turn the light on! Movie discussion begins at 00:23:14By Steven Spratling

Hollywood Steve and your pal anna crash land with The Garbage Pail Kids Movie. We talk off-putting animatronic masks, off-putting characters, and an off-putting world. WE CAN DO ANYTHING BY WORKING WITH EACH OTHER! Movie discussion begins at 00:16:17By Steven Spratling

Hollywood Steve and your pal anna journey to the center of earth with Space Jam. We talk about the commercials that inspired the movie, the looniness of the tunes, and the banging soundtrack. Come on and slam and welcome to the jam! Movie discussion begins at 00:10:01By Steven Spratling

Hollywood Steve and your pal anna rank the Phantasm franchise. Boooooooyyyyy! Join our Patreon for some really cool benefits! Patreon.com/hellrankersBy Steven Spratling

Hollywood Steve and your pal anna are taking to the stars this week with Starcrash. We talk Italian filmmaking, Christopher Plummer giving his all, and a cowboy robot. YEE-HAW! Movie discussion begins at 00:40:02By Steven Spratling

Hollywood Steve and your pal anna jump to defend Nothing But Trouble. We talk phallic noses, Digital Underground, and Demi Moore being just so hot. It's a weird little treat! Movie discussion begins at 00:16:39By Steven Spratling

Hollywood Steve and your pal anna review Moonfall. We talk megastructures, AI, and fighting the moon. THE MOON IS GOING TO HELP US! Movie discussion begins at 00:12:10By Steven Spratling

Hollywood Steve and your pal anna are talking Virtuosity. We discuss 90s CGI, Russell Crowe being delightfully insane, and the dystopian hellscape that 1999 may have become. KAPOW! KAPOW! KAPOW! Movie discussion begins at 00:30:01By Steven Spratling

Hollywood Steve and your pal anna rank the Die Hard franchise. Yippee-ki-yay! Join our Patreon for some really cool benefits! Patreon.com/hellrankersBy Steven Spratling

Hollywood Steve and your pal anna review The Star Wars Holiday Special. We discuss why this exists, who is responsible, and how we feel about it. STARRING R2-D2 as R2-D2! Movie discussion begins at 00:19:03By Steven Spratling

Hollywood Steve and your pal anna jump once more into the trash heap to review The Santa Clause 3: The Escape Clause. We discuss the Santa Clause demon curse, multiversal tricksters, and magical hugs. It's real holly jolly! Movie discussion begins at 00:19:00By Steven Spratling

Hollywood Steve and your pal Anna are joined by Corrigan Vaughan of Jack of All Graves to review Hallmark's first lesbian Christmas romance: Friends & Family Christmas. We get a lesson in Hallmark movies from CoRri, figure out the exact audience for these films, and wonder who is stalking our protagonist. ANGELS IN THE SNOW! Movie discussion begins…

Hollywood Steve and your pal anna rank the Indiana Jones franchise. Fortune and glory, kid! Join our Patreon for some really cool benefits! Patreon.com/hellrankersBy Steven Spratling

Hollywood Steve and your pal anna review Deadly Lessons/The Legend of Simon Conjurer. We discuss narcissism, Jon Voight, and parental issues. It's a good time! Movie discussion begins at 00:17:06By Steven Spratling

Hollywood Steve and your pal anna review The Last Airbender. We wonder why someone would make a live-action version of Avatar: The Last Airbender, discuss nepotism getting in the way of filmmaking (again), and begin our inevitably longstanding discussion about M. Night Shyamalan's filmography. Movie discussion begins at 00:26:47…

Hollywood Steve and your pal anna are out at sea with Speed 2: Cruise Control. We talk terrible relationships, Geiger's master plan, and propose an 80-minute boat crash scene. All aboard! Movie discussion begins at 00:25:25By Steven Spratling

Hollywood Steve and your pal anna rank the Child's Play franchise. We f*ck with the Chuck!By Steven Spratling

Hollywood Steve and your pal anna are having a laugh with Amusement. We talk impossible plans, convoys, and red herrings. It's always Tuesday somewhere! Movie discussion begins at 00:32:46By Steven Spratling

Hollywood Steve and your pal anna chomp into Zombeavers. We talk beavers, boobs, and Backstreet Boys. It's a humdinger of an episode! Movie discussion begins at 00:32:22By Steven Spratling

Hollywood Steve and your pal anna dive into Night Swim. We try to figure out just what getting night swum entails, wonder why the characters are so boring, and root for everyone's favorite third baseman. Take a dip with us! Movie discussion begins at 00:13:25By Steven Spratling

Live episode recorded at the recent Jack of All Grave x Hellrankers event! We open with some classic JoAGery as Mark talk prohibition-era mobster hits and then we all rank the Jaws movies. It's an absolute treat!By Steven Spratling

Hollywood Steve and your pal anna go to space with Green Lantern. We tangle with a big fart cloud and some space cops. No evil shall escape our sight! Movie discussion begins at 00:19:29By Steven Spratling

Hollywood Steve and your pal Anna make friends with Imaginary. We snuggle with Chauncey, talk about influences, and encourage people to lighten up. Don't touch my stuff EV-ER! Movie discussion begins at 00:25:17By Steven Spratling

Hollywood Steve and your pal Anna tangle with Cats (2019). We have problems with the casting, usage of CGI, and the general concept of people playing kitty cats. Cats are not dogs! Movie discussion begins at 00:13:31By Steven Spratling

On a very special Wednesday-edition of Trash Tuesday, Hollywood Steve and your pal anna review I'll Always Know What You Did Last Summer. We talk teleporting zombies, an undead fisherman getting a cell phone plan, and the most summer of all locations: an off-season ski resort! Movie discussion begins at 00:22:31…

Hollywood Steve and your pal Anna rank the Mad Max franchise. Witness us!!!By Steven Spratling

Hollywood Steve and your pal Anna went to the Wild Wild West. We talk giant spiders, steam punks, and end-credits raps. Wicki-wicki-wild! Movie discussion begins at 00:18:56By Steven Spratling

Hollywood Steve and your pal Anna review I Know Who Killed Me. SPOILER: We end up defending this film like we have a financial stake in it. Watch it! Movie discussion begins at 15:41By Steven Spratling

Hollywood Steve and your pal Anna kick off the first ever Trash Tuesday with Ghost Shark. We determine if Ghost Shark is Trash like garbage (but not the band Garbage) or Trash like Trash from Return of the Living Dead who is awesome! That's right! It's not confusing at all! Movie discussion begins at 22:23…

Hollywood Steve and your pal Anna are ranking the Hellraiser franchise. We've seen all the sights and we think some are way better than others. We experience both pleasure and pain, wonder how a dog opened the box, and revel in the grime of this film series. Enjoy it!By Steven Spratling