Best Studio Senseless Podcasts (2026)

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S1E7 – Cheese Fight Club

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4d ago

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It’s National Lost Bookmark Appreciation Week, so start by bookmarking this podcast right now! This episode features a vegetable that hums its own theme tune, a whispering fish, and a listener phone-in so lame that the studio umbrella plant walked out. Plus, horoscopes that may change your life, the latest metaphysical miracle from Psychic Brian, a…

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S1E7 – Cheese Fight Club 36:56

5d ago36:56

36:56

It's National Lost Bookmark Appreciation Week, so start by bookmarking this podcast right now! This episode features a vegetable that hums its own theme tune, a whispering fish, and a listener phone-in so lame that the studio umbrella plant walked out. Plus, horoscopes that may change your life, the latest metaphysical miracle from Psychic Brian, a…

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S1E6- The Christmas Special

12d ago

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With tangerines and tinsel galore, here’s a holiday episode wrapped in absurdity and sprinkled with cheer. Dive into festive madness with mince pies, egg nog and a a life-sized chocolate Christmas tree. Plus, duck mail mysteries, Tarot Card Bingo and the woman who invented Christmas Eve. Prepare to be gloriously unbothered! Written and presented by…

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S1E6 – The Christmas Special 36:45

13d ago36:45

36:45

With tangerines and tinsel galore, here's a holiday episode wrapped in absurdity and sprinkled with cheer. Dive into festive madness with mince pies, egg nog and a a life-sized chocolate Christmas tree. Plus, duck mail mysteries, Tarot Card Bingo and the woman who invented Christmas Eve. Prepare to be gloriously unbothered! Written and presented by…

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S1E5 – Self Aware Biscuits

19d ago

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Join Brian and his quirky crew for the only podcast that smells faintly of lemon drizzle cake. Featuring, Gus the Sofa in a haunted house, the origin of queuing in a French village and a heartfelt rant about car mechanics. Plus, horoscopes, trivia, and cosmic musings. Luff Actually is absurd, mildly witty and always delightfully odd. Written and pr…

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S1E5 – Self Aware Biscuits 34:27

19d ago34:27

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Join Brian and his quirky crew for the only podcast that smells faintly of lemon drizzle cake. Featuring, Gus the Sofa in a haunted house, the origin of queuing in a French village and a heartfelt rant about car mechanics. Plus, horoscopes, trivia, and cosmic musings. Luff Actually is absurd, mildly witty and always delightfully odd. Written and pr…

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S1E4 – Thunder Road 35:31

26d ago35:31

35:31

The only podcast that is still legally classified as a small festival. Left-handed compliments, speed camera rants, psychic celebrity readings, and square-shaped weather. Tune in, button up, and stay gloriously unbothered. Written and presented by Brian Luff. Produced by Brian Luff & Georgina Sowerby. Hand-crafted by the Production Village for Stud…

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S1E3 – Bar Codes on Bananas 31:45

1M ago31:45

31:45

Heads up sensation seekers, it's "Unnecessary Exclamation Mark Week". Plus, paper clip designs, cosmic burps and a rant about resident parking in London. Also, the Museum of Misplaced Items and this week's much anticipated "Luff Actually Horoscope". Featuring, Gus the Sofa, Tex Magnum, Kaysi Valayzee and Flirty Gertie. Written and presented by Bria…

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S1E2 – The Hexagon Storm of Saturn 34:45

1M ago34:45

34:45

Sheep who respond to Alexa commands, how fast do microwave cookers rotate and a rant about cheating footballers. Plus, a goldfish called Patrick and a conversation with Tom Daly about battery storage. Featuring "Tarot Card Bingo" with Velma Clair and this week's edition of "Underwhelming" with Toby & Ellie. Written and presented by Brian Luff. Prod…

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S1E1 – Tarot Card Bingo 30:57

2M ago30:57

30:57

A self-satisfied teapot, a man who tried to copyright the moon, and a rant about Amazon Prime. Plus, your Luff Actually Horoscopes, a man who waves at passing clouds, and an "astronaut-librarian" fancy dress costume. Featuring Gus the Sofa, Vicky the Quiz Queen and "The Guy Who Talks About Subbuteo". Written and presented by Brian Luff. Produced by…

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S2E10 - Season Finale 15:58

2M ago15:58

15:58

The Moon Dreams have finally stopped occurring. Meanwhile, Melton Thornaby has married an alien, the hotel is running out of cornflakes, and doubt intensifies about whether the cast of this podcast are human beings or moths. Written and produced by Brian Luff. A Sowerby & Luff production for Studio Senseless.…

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S2E9 – The Origami Planet 16:45

2M ago16:45

16:45

An alien ship is sighted nearby. Plus, a TV channel that only shows kettles, a weeping tape machine in the studio, and a man who closely resembles Benedict Cumberbatch. Written and produced by Brian Luff. A Sowerby & Luff production for Studio Senseless.By Studio Senseless

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S2E8 – The Gilded Guillotine 18:06

2M ago18:06

18:06

The clocks are striking 26 at Moth Hotel. Also, a completely hollow planet, a gadget that shuffles memories and news of a Holy Baguette at the Vatican. Written and produced by Brian Luff. A Sowerby & Luff production for Studio Senseless.By Studio Senseless

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S2E7 – Relativistic Momentum 17:19

2M ago17:19

17:19

A new dream filtration unit appears in the ventilation shaft. Also, the ghostly art of dunking biscuits and a beauty salon opens at the Moth Hotel. Written and produced by Brian Luff. A Sowerby & Luff production for Studio Senseless.By Studio Senseless

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S2E6 – Probed 16:24

2M ago16:24

16:24

An unexpectedly pleasant experience for Melton Thornaby, at the hands of his alien abductors. Plus, the ghost of a suffragette, a tutorial on space time curvature and a planet-hopping theatre troupe visits Moth Hotel. Written and produced by Brian Luff. A Sowerby & Luff production for Studio Senseless.…

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S2E5 – A Disappearing Hat 15:58

2M ago15:58

15:58

When is a moth not a moth? Plus, a shrinking moon, Zero-G Dodgeball and very sad news about an umbrella plant. Written and produced by Brian Luff. A Sowerby & Luff production for Studio Senseless.By Studio Senseless

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S2E4 - Haunting Histories 15:18

2M ago15:18

15:18

Wine tasting with aliens, a starship flattened like cosmic Play-Doh, and worrying news that the residents are starting to complain. Written and produced by Brian Luff. A Sowerby & Luff production for Studio Senseless.By Studio Senseless

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S2E3 – A Doughnut on a Trampoline 16:02

2M ago16:02

16:02

A clockwork teardrop, a clarinet for tuning gravity, and why no-one has ever truly sat on a chair. Written and produced by Brian Luff. A Sowerby & Luff production for Studio Senseless.By Studio Senseless

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S2E2 – Moon Dreams 15:54

2M ago15:54

15:54

A planet whose continents resemble enormous fingerprints, pressed into blue clay. Plus, a disturbing news transmission from Earth and an announcement that Moth Hotel trading cards are now available to collect. Written and produced by Brian Luff. A Sowerby & Luff production for Studio Senseless.By Studio Senseless

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S2E1 – Dark Horizon 17:01

3M ago17:01

17:01

New series. Moth Hotel has launched into space and is searching for Melton Thornaby in the void. Plus, Low-Gravity Wrestling, Moon Dreams with Buzz Aldrin, and a report on the installation of a new "Coincidence Regulator". Written and produced by Brian Luff. A Sowerby & Luff production for Studio Senseless.…

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Moth Hotel - Season 2 Trailer 0:53

3M ago0:53

0:53

The search for Melton Thornaby begins here. Season 2 of the award-nominated Moth Hotel starts Friday 17th October on Spotify, Amazon and Apple Podcasts. If you are late, the podcast will not wait for you.By Studio Senseless

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S1E10 - Season Finale 18:46

3M ago18:46

18:46

Melton Thornaby has been abducted by aliens, and Moth Hotel is drawing up plans to go and rescue him. Meanwhile, there's a voicemail from the Society for the Protection of Imaginary Friends and we meet a cat who likes going to meetings. Extended episode. Written and produced by Brian Luff. A Sowerby & Luff production for Studio Senseless.…

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S1E9 – The Eighteenth Century 22:35

3M ago22:35

22:35

Due to a fault with the time machine in the linen cupboard, Moth Hotel has travelled back in time to the year 1760. Normal service will be resumed as soon as possible. Written and produced by Brian Luff. A Sowerby & Luff production for Studio Senseless.By Studio Senseless

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S1E8 - A Tooth Floating in a Jar 17:03

3M ago17:03

17:03

Foraging for lost dreams in the woods, something rather odd in the Moth Hotel Museum, and a giant angel with an important message. Written and produced by Brian Luff. A Sowerby & Luff production for Studio Senseless.By Studio Senseless

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S1E7 – Lava Lamp 16:29

4M ago16:29

16:29

Where is Bernard? Also, Jack has been staring into the void again, and someone has moved Moth Hotel exactly six inches to the left. Written and produced by Brian Luff. A Sowerby & Luff production for Studio Senseless.By Studio Senseless

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S1E6 - The Zoo 16:35

4M ago16:35

16:35

A museum for mistakes, the dangers of salad dressing, and why the animals are behaving strangely at Moth Hotel. Written and produced by Brian Luff. A Sowerby & Luff production for Studio Senseless.By Studio Senseless

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S1E5 – The Library 15:40

4M ago15:40

15:40

Wrestling with crocodiles, a chair that refuses to be sat on, and a big room full of books with no endings. Written and produced by Brian Luff. A Sowerby & Luff production for Studio Senseless. Written and produced by Brian Luff. A Sowerby & Luff production for Studio Senseless.By Studio Senseless

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S1E4 – The Time Machine 15:45

4M ago15:45

15:45

A strange new object in the Moth Hotel museum, something strange in the linen cupboard, and an innovative new drug for treating "restless interior monologue syndrome". Written and produced by Brian Luff. A Sowerby & Luff production for Studio Senseless.By Studio Senseless

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S1E3 – Genesis of Moth Hotel 15:27

5M ago15:27

15:27

An underwater production of Hamlet, romance in a graveyard, and more fascinating insights into the dark history of Moth Hotel. Written & produced by Brian Luff. A Sowerby & Luff Production for Studio SenselessBy Studio Senseless

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S1E2 - Biscuit Dreams 17:15

5M ago17:15

17:15

More non-linear nonsense, featuring a very sarcastic satnav and an extremely surreal horoscope. Written & produced by Brian Luff. A Sowerby & Luff Production for Studio SenselessBy Studio Senseless

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S1E1 – Welcome to Moth Hotel 16:53

5M ago16:53

16:53

A voicemail from the void, a very dubious wine tasting, and news of three pianos washed up on the rocks. Written & produced by Brian Luff. A Sowerby & Luff Production for Studio SenselessBy Studio Senseless

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Moth Hotel - Official Trailer 1:28

5M ago1:28

1:28

New from Sowerby & Luff. Moth Hotel is not a podcast in the usual sense. It's a weekly transmission from an unidentified audio source: a collage of lost interviews, voicemails, overheard stories, abandoned monologues, forgotten broadcasts, and fractured conversations stitched together like audio driftwood. Every episode sounds like it's falling apa…

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Hypnosis

2+ y ago

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Figgis and Kruup discuss hypnosis. Why? If you've never heard a single episode of Figgis and Kruup you've had a lucky escape. However, if you are even remotely curious, maybe try listening to one episode at random and see how long it takes before a little bit of sick comes up at the back of your throat. https://archive.org/download/FiggisAndKruup8E…

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Sowerby and Luff Deluxe Ep20 39:47

2+ y ago39:47

39:47

What did bed bugs do before beds were invented? Plus, a fat cat falls off a balcony, an albino panda hides in the snow and Thesaurus Walrus lodges a complaint. Also, Georgina discovers a very scientific way to pour coffee and Brian wants to know how medieval hedgehogs picked up pieces of pineapple. To listen to this podcast ad-free, go to patreon.c…

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Sowerby and Luff Deluxe Ep19 47:51

2+ y ago47:51

47:51

Brian & Georgina dress up as the Pet Shop Boys for this special bumper edition of their podcast. Among other things the show features Copenhagen's most amazing chair, bees attacking a shoe shop, and a newsreader on a very small balcony. Plus, is blancmange really made of chicken? Also, a sink hole in the sofa, and what noise does a trumpet make if …

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Sowerby and Luff Deluxe Ep18 42:03

2+ y ago42:03

42:03

How to swallow a planet. Plus, Norway erects a statue to a dead walrus, cows with cats on their backs, and dolphins learn how to play keyboards. Also, a naked bike ride in Philadelphia, and Georgina makes a sound like a baby crocodile. To listen to this podcast ad-free, go to patreon.com/studiosenseless and become a patron of Sowerby & Luff Deluxe.…

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Sowerby and Luff Deluxe Ep17 44:14

2+ y ago44:14

44:14

Can a cat adjust a thermostat? Plus, cruelty-free holy oil and is it good for you to sniff someone else's sweat? Also, Brian remembers a night in a treehouse, and Georgina wonders how tiny a tiny dog should be. To listen to this podcast ad-free, go to patreon.com/studiosenseless and become a patron of Sowerby & Luff Deluxe.…

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Sowerby and Luff Deluxe Ep16 47:35

2+ y ago47:35

47:35

The re-wiggling of rivers. Plus, a tortoise with a massive sex drive, a battery you can eat, and 3 humpback whales visit a health spa. Also, Luff has a problem with his Bluetooth, and the first appearance on the show of a brand new cast member called Factoid Android. To listen to this podcast ad-free, go to patreon.com/studiosenseless and become a …

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Ceiling Fans

2+ y ago

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Figgis and Kruup look at ceiling fans. On the ceiling. https://archive.org/download/FiggisAndKruup8Episodes/FIGGISKRUUP5ceilingfans.mp3By Studio Senseless

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Sowerby and Luff Deluxe Ep15 45:05

2+ y ago45:05

45:05

The complicated politics of ant pollination. Plus, Puffin Arrival Day, Monty Don plants a hazelnut, an update on Murphy the bald eagle, and should you borrow someone else's dog? Also, Country Village News from deepest Dorset and why Luff can't find the lid of his coleslaw. For ad-free episodes go to patreon.com and become a patron of Sowerby & Luff…

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Sowerby and Luff Deluxe Ep14 40:28

2+ y ago40:28

40:28

Are arms the new legs? They are according to Vogue Magazine. In this week's much-anticipated Biltong Special, a gift from a dolphin, a bald eagle trying to incubate a rock, and a Furby announces that it's going to take over the world. Also, two escaped tigers called George & Mildred, and a man in Cardiff gets 11,000 letters from the tax man. For ad…

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Sowerby and Luff Deluxe Ep13 41:26

2+ y ago41:26

41:26

The oldest mouse in the world. Plus, an immaculate conception in the monkey house, and the mystery of a mini torch and some nail scissors. Also, a little girl saves an 80 pound octopus, and Georgina attempts a world record involving salad. For ad-free episodes go to patreon.com and become a patron of Sowerby & Luff Deluxe.…

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Sowerby and Luff Deluxe Ep12 42:08

3y ago42:08

42:08

Are the illuminati good at karate? Plus, can an owl use wire cutters, pornography for slugs, and why you should never sneeze on top of Everest. Also, an escaped owl in Central Park and James Cordon pours a bowl of cornflakes over Candy Carrot-Cake. For ad-free episodes go to patreon.com and become a patron of Sowerby & Luff Deluxe.…

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Rugs

3y ago

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A podcast about rugs Figgis and Kruup. https://archive.org/download/FiggisAndKruup8Episodes/FIGGISKRUUP1rugs.mp3By Studio Senseless

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Sowerby and Luff Deluxe Ep11 41:20

3y ago41:20

41:20

How has a seagull managed to dye himself bright orange? Plus, what's the connection between Big Foot and the Six Million Dollar Man? Also, why all school teachers should be naked, the reason that Starbucks are putting olive oil in their coffee, and news of a parrot who can do impressions of Beyonce, Gnarls Barkley and Katy Perry. For ad-free episod…

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Sowerby and Luff Deluxe Ep10 41:17

3y ago41:17

41:17

How is garlic bread helping to bring families together? Plus, a very noisy puffer jacket, a man with muscles talking about urine leakage, and why Georgina enjoys watching drains being unblocked. Also, the return of Dead Penguin and a telephone call from Candy Carrot-Cake. For ad-free episodes go to patreon.com and become a patron of Sowerby & Luff …

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Sowerby and Luff Deluxe Ep9 42:17

3y ago42:17

42:17

Why would you want an airbag in your jeans? Plus, the Life on Mars conspiracy, spiky balls for your feet, and a genuine scientific reason for why UFOs keep crashing. Also, the complex social groups of flamingos, Thesaurus Walrus and Georgina's final attempt to Name That Fish. For ad-free episodes go to patreon.com and become a patron of Sowerby & L…

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Sowerby and Luff Deluxe Ep8 40:00

3y ago40:00

40:00

Does too much cosmetic surgery make you look like an alien? Plus, were the pyramids built to generate electricity, should you eat the crumbs at the bottom of the cornflake packet, and why can't one posh restaurant spell "Gravadlax"? Also, chocolate teapots, cylindrical boxes and a dog with its head out of the window. For ad-free episodes go to patr…

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Luggage

3y ago

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Luggage is the subject of this latest podcast from Figgis and Kruup. https://archive.org/download/FiggisAndKruup8Episodes/FIGGISKRUUP4luggage.mp3By Studio Senseless

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Sowerby and Luff Deluxe Ep7 40:52

3y ago40:52

40:52

Troubling news for fans of Shaun of the Dead. Plus, a medical hypothesis on alien abduction, an author who has written over 200,000 books, and a visit from Derek the Psychic Seahorse. Also, bizarre Titanic conspiracy theories and a stupid game called Name that Fish. For ad-free episodes go to patreon.com and become a patron of Sowerby & Luff Deluxe…