Harriet cries regularly and is an absolute emotional mess of a woman. Sunil hasn't shown emotion since he was six and tripped over a dog. They attempt to find equilibrium but usually wind up bickering about whose approach is more stupid. Sunil Patel is a multi award winning stand up. He won Reading New Act of the Year 2011 was a finalist for the BBC New Comedy Award and appears in Channel 5 series Borderline. Harriet Kemsley has probably won more awards than Sunil and has performed stand up ...
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S3 Ep66: Bonus 35 - Toffee Trousers (Final Bonus Episode)
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23:59ORIGINALLY RELEASED 12/01/2022 ON PATREON Harriet's moonlighting as a builder. Sunil isn't allowed to go to the toilet. Who makes a mess by the end of the episode? It's anyone's guess.By Harriet Kemsley & Sunil Patel
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ORIGINALLY RELEASED 22/12/2021 ON PATREON Our holiday episode is full of festive things like star jumps, baby talk and dragons...By Harriet Kemsley & Sunil Patel
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ORIGINALLY RELEASED 08/12/2021 ON PATREON It's a bonus episode! For you! And only you! Sunil's got ANOTHER idea for a new podcast and you're going to hate it.By Harriet Kemsley & Sunil Patel
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ORIGINALLY RELEASED 22/11/2021 ON PATREON High drama in this week's bonus episode, dear Patrons... We've got gas leaks, we've got vomit-chat, we've got the surprise return of Harriet's evil twin who's after the family fortune thanks to another sinister plan... (we've got two of those things)By Harriet Kemsley & Sunil Patel
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S3 Ep62: Bonus 31 - Lovely Gift For The Wife
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30:41ORIGINALLY RELEASED 09/11/2021 ON PATREON Panties for the men! Aftershave for the women! A bonus episode for the patrons! 'Tis the season of giving!By Harriet Kemsley & Sunil Patel
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ORIGINALLY RELEASED 26/10/2021 ON PATREON Welcome to our creepy crawly Halloween special! (We hardly mention Halloween at all) Also we discuss the appropriate times to eat cheese and Harriet offers an alternative to screaming. Very scary, actually.By Harriet Kemsley & Sunil Patel
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S3 Ep61: Bonus 29 - Tweets, Coughs and Laughs
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30:35ORIGINALLY RELEASED 12/10/2021 ON PATREON Harriet is ill and can't laugh. If she laughs too much, she'll throw up... Anyway, here's one of the funniest episodes we've ever done (if you ask us, anyway) Here's a link to Harriet's tweet Here's a link to Sunil's tweetBy Harriet Kemsley & Sunil Patel
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ORIGINALLY RELEASED 28/09/2021 ON PATREON Two words: Production values. Forty-five more words: We're a bit excited about the new studio setup so there's a chance a lot of this episode is about the cameras and visual stuff. It won't always happen, but you'll have to imagine how good it is if you don't watch the video episodes. End of episode descrip…
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ORIGINALLY RELEASED 14/09/2021 ON PATREON There's a brand new setup and a very justified professional outlook (thanks to the support of our beautiful Patrons) This show is going to be 100% flashy, flawless and in no way a shambles. Welcome to When Is Harpit Cryng?By Harriet Kemsley & Sunil Patel
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ORIGINALLY RELEASED 31/08/2021 ON PATREON Exciting news alert! We're half way through setting up our new permanent studio space! It has a sofa and actual space and lighting... Very exciting. Also Harriet has news. But the studio though, right? That's the major announcement here... Nothing else.... Nope...…
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ORIGINALLY RELEASED 17/08/2021 ON PATREON Sunil's got a new addiction and Harriet is desperate to weight-lift with an old mattress. Just another regular episode of your favourite podcast.By Harriet Kemsley & Sunil Patel
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ORIGINALLY RELEASED 03/08/2021 ON PATREON Now you didn't hear this from us, but here's a new bonus episode... allegedly... you can't really prove anything...By Harriet Kemsley & Sunil Patel
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S3 Ep57: Bonus 23 - The Toucan and the Dolphin
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26:27ORIGINALLY RELEASED 20/07/2021 ON PATREON There's a brand new thing we're using to judge each other and ourselves... What's your Primal Zodiac animal? (we just googled it and went to the top result, like the professionals might)By Harriet Kemsley & Sunil Patel
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ORIGINALLY RELEASED 22/06/2021 ON PATREON This week, Harriet and Sunil talk about briefcases, portion control and dancing at weddings.By Harriet Kemsley & Sunil Patel
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ORIGINALLY RELEASED 08/06/2021 ON PATREON Dog pee? Not around here, Officer. The only thing this podcast has is pure entertainment and a BIG PERSONALITY.By Harriet Kemsley & Sunil Patel
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ORIGINALLY RELEASED 25/05/2021 ON PATREON Bobby's on a trip away so sweet boy Sunil is being very kind and caring towards Harriet.By Harriet Kemsley & Sunil Patel
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ORIGINALLY RELEASED 11/05/2021 Recorded on-stage at the Bill Murray before our live show, please enjoy this special bonus episode for you and only you (not even the other patrons have this. You're our favourite.)By Harriet Kemsley & Sunil Patel
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S3 Ep54: Bonus 17 - Living with the Hump: The Keto Success
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25:37ORIGINALLY RELEASED 27/04/2021 Harriet vs The Post Office. Who wins? Only one way to find out...By Harriet Kemsley & Sunil Patel
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ORIGINALLY RELEASED 13/04/2021 NOTE: Much like the Mood Board episode, this is another episode that benefits from the video, so if you're that way inclined, maybe look at us looking at our hands. It's time for Harriet to reveal her new magic power, which is reading the crinkles on our hands to tell us things that are definitely true.…
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S3 Ep52: Bonus 15 - The End of the Pandemic
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38:58ORIGINALLY RELEASED 30/03/2021 We've decided to live like the pandemic will actually be over soon, so get ready for the most hopeful, joyful and oblivious episode we've ever done. Just for you because you're special to us.By Harriet Kemsley & Sunil Patel
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ORIGINALLY RELEASED 16/03/2021 Harriet's been to the doctor to help with her new disease. Sunil wants a pet, but it'll probably be something cool like a chameleon or an eel.By Harriet Kemsley & Sunil Patel
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ORIGINALLY RELEASED 02/03/2021 We've all decided to learn different kinds of magic stuff. This week, Eliot does a tarot card reading for Harriet and Sunil and basically ruins their lives. Plus Harriet's painted herself into a corner and Sunil wants a special name for special listeners...By Harriet Kemsley & Sunil Patel
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ORIGINALLY RELEASED 16/02/2021 This is our Pancake Day special! We think. It might be our Halloween special if we can find some tarot cards or a ouija board... Harriet has some concerns about her face and Sunil thinks he's all that in his smartest shirt and scarf. Eliot pops in.By Harriet Kemsley & Sunil Patel
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ORIGINALLY RELEASED 02/02/2021 Harriet was put under intense pressure to make sure Sunil's 40th was a big success. He demanded we do an episode about it and to make sure you all know it was his birthday this week. Please wish him a happy birthday because he's honestly being such a nightmare about it. Happy Birthday Sunil!…
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ORIGINALLY RELEASED 19/01/2021 This episode is saucy and not for kids. We talk about naughty adult things that you can put inside yourself. This ain't your grandma's podcast.By Harriet Kemsley & Sunil Patel
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ORIGINALLY RELEASED 05/01/2021 Back to business with this bountiful bonus bepisode of the bodcast. A lot is discussed in this one, so try to keep up... Also Harriet's Zoom drops out at one point but we handle it like pros.By Harriet Kemsley & Sunil Patel
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ORIGINALLY RELEASED 15/12/2020 This week's bonus episode is available for any and all Patreon supporters who happen to have access to the internet.By Harriet Kemsley & Sunil Patel
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ORIGINALLY RELEASED 01/12/2020 ON THE PATREON Harriet's got rats. Sunil's got jams. Eliot's got candles. It's a bonus episode extravaganza!By Harriet Kemsley & Sunil Patel
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PLEASE NOTE: Due to the nature of the thing, this episode is probably better experienced as a video, so maybe go for that, rather than the audio version... On this week's bonus Patreon episode, Harriet and Sunil work on their mood boards. Or vision boards. They rip up some magazines and makes wishes. (Recorded before the second lockdown, so please …
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ORIGINALLY RELEASED 03/11/2020 ON THE PATREON Looks like all that positive thinking paid off - you've won yourself a bonus episode!By Harriet Kemsley & Sunil Patel
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ORIGINALLY RELEASED 20/10/2020 ON PATREON If you had to imagine a future version of yourself, would they be wearing a shirt? All the big questions on this week's special bonus episode!By Harriet Kemsley & Sunil Patel
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S3 Ep40: Bonus 03 - Grumpiness Intervention
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26:43ORIGINALLY RELEASED 06/10/2020 ON THE PATREON Harriet's noticed Sunil has been a little bit grumpy recently so the two friends have a very measured and respectful debate about the importance of emotional honesty, self-care and self-respect... Very calming episode, this one.By Harriet Kemsley & Sunil Patel
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ORIGINALLY RELEASED 22/09/2020 ON THE PATREON Another special bonus for our lovely patrons, this week we discuss Sunil's trip to the beach, Harriet's Tenet review, and how to succeed (according to 50 Cent)By Harriet Kemsley & Sunil Patel
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ORIGINALLY RELEASED 08/09/2020 ON THE PATREON In our first exclusive for all patrons, Harriet and Sunil discuss charity work, Sunil's greatest joke and the power of making enemies.By Harriet Kemsley & Sunil Patel
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S3 Ep37: Bonus - Podcastaway (AND BIG NEWS)
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45:10KABOOM! Well what a busy time we've had. Harriet and Bobby had a baby, Sunil had inspiration for ANOTHER new podcast and a rat saved literally all of our lives. Also this episode has some big news regarding the podcast and the Patreon... We'll be pausing everything for a bit in order to rejig and reassess how to do the best by all of you, so nothin…
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Joz is here which can only mean one thing: We're going to cry in the dark. Or maybe set up our own McDonalds knock-off. Joz has got a website A Twitter An Instagram! Look out for his new show (Blink) at the Leicester Comedy Festival on 19th February (we say it's at the Vaults Festival in the show, but that's been COVID-cancelled) ---- Follow the sh…
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S3 Ep35: Oswald Cobblepot (with Sean McLoughlin)
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43:56Sean returns to talk haircuts, moles and that dastardly fiend of Gotham known as The Penguin. Sean's going on tour so you can see him live in person! Check here for more info. Twitter Instagram ---- Follow the show here Twitter: https://twitter.com/whyharrietcry Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/whyisharrietcrying/ Website: https://whyisharrietc…
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Bobby's bringing some festive spirit in this very shouty holiday episode. Bobby has a new podcast out with Red Richardson! You can find it here: The Year Is ---- Follow the show here Twitter: https://twitter.com/whyharrietcry Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/whyisharrietcrying/ Website: https://whyisharrietcrying.com/ Follow Harriet here Twitte…
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S3 Ep33: The Tiles Test (with Rob Carter)
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51:46Rob Carter joins us to discuss car washes, being thick and slipping into his on-stage persona, Christopher Bliss. Follow Rob on the socials (Twitter and Instagram) And maybe our pal Christopher too (Twitter and Instagram) ---- Follow the show here Twitter: https://twitter.com/whyharrietcry Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/whyisharrietcrying/ We…
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S3 Ep32: Crisps in the Dark (with Yuriko Kotani)
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37:25Yuriko joins us to chat about overthinking, potatoes and similarities between the British and Japanese when it comes to showing emotion. Yuriko has a Twitter, an Instagram AND a website. All three! ---- Follow the show here Twitter: https://twitter.com/whyharrietcry Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/whyisharrietcrying/ Website: https://whyisharr…
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S3 Ep31: Two Cats and a Box (with Gary Tro)
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44:58Gary's here to talk pets, gang colours and a particularly depressing children's book. He's got a website! He's got an Instagram! What a guy! ---- Follow the show here Twitter: https://twitter.com/whyharrietcry Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/whyisharrietcrying/ Website: https://whyisharrietcrying.com/ Follow Harriet here Twitter: https://twitt…
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S3 Ep30: Emotionally Continent (with Alex Kealy)
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49:07Alex gets all aboard the podcast boat to talk about board game fury, emotional control and what to avoid saying to someone if they're crying. Have a look at Alex's Twitter and website via the links that were written before this bit of the sentence. ---- Follow the show here Twitter: https://twitter.com/whyharrietcry Instagram: https://www.instagram…
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S3 Ep29: Lottery Numbers (with Andrew Nolan)
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43:38Comedian and filmmaker Andrew Nolan is in this week to talk weddings, lotteries and "very mild" driving accidents... Check out Andrew and his works via his website and Twitter... ---- Follow the show here Twitter: https://twitter.com/whyharrietcry Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/whyisharrietcrying/ Website: https://whyisharrietcrying.com/ Foll…
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S3 Ep28: Midsommar 'n' Ice Cream (with Ian Smith)
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48:46Ian Smith joins Harriet and Sunil in the new studio to talk cults, wrinkles and sad songs. Ian is on Twitter and he's got a website too. What a guy. And his comedy documentary, "Girl Stuck in Basketball Hoop" is on BBC Sounds here. ---- Follow the show here Twitter: https://twitter.com/whyharrietcry Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/whyisharriet…
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S3 Ep27: Great Pacific Garbage Patch (with Bobby Mair)
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50:31And here we are, with big Daddy Bobby himself. This week, it's all about The News. The BIG NEWS we announced last week to Patrons (who pay to know personal things about us before everyone else) ---- Follow the show here Twitter: https://twitter.com/whyharrietcry Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/whyisharrietcrying/ Website: https://whyisharrietc…
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S3 Ep26: Red Wed Redemption (with Red Richardson)
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42:23Red Richardson joins the show to talk about a bad wee he had. ---- Follow the show here Twitter: https://twitter.com/whyharrietcry Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/whyisharrietcrying/ Website: https://whyisharrietcrying.com/ Follow Harriet here Twitter: https://twitter.com/harrietkemsley Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/harrietkemsley/ Foll…
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S3 Ep25: The Podd Couple (with Helen Bauer)
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41:40It's time to check in on everyone now Sunil and Helen are officially flatmates. One of them kills flies... no guesses who... Follow Helen on all the usual platforms: Twitter Instagram Website ---- Follow the show here Twitter: https://twitter.com/whyharrietcry Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/whyisharrietcrying/ Website: https://whyisharrietcry…
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S3 Ep24: Hold the Cow (with Sarah Keyworth)
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52:12Sarah Keyworth joins the fun to chat aggressive dentists, embarrassment and sad music. Follow on Twitter and just keep an eye out because everything Sarah does is fantastic. ---- Follow the show here Twitter: https://twitter.com/whyharrietcry Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/whyisharrietcrying/ Website: https://whyisharrietcrying.com/ Follow Ha…
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S3 Ep23: Car Fool Pain (with Angela Barnes)
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47:08Angela is all aboard the tears train to discuss embarrassing driving mistakes and the importance of sad radio stations. Check out Angela's We Are History podcast and website for more info. Follow Angela on Twitter and Instagram too! ---- Follow the show here Twitter: https://twitter.com/whyharrietcry Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/whyisharrie…
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S3 Ep22: Don't Blow On The Cake (with Alison Spittle)
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48:46Alison joined us (on her birthday!) to talk dangerous hippos, beards and dead Coronation Street characters... Check out her podcast Wheel of Misfortune You can follow Alison on Twitter and Instagram and have a look at her website for future gigs and the like. ---- Follow the show here Twitter: https://twitter.com/whyharrietcry Instagram: https://ww…
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