Best The Geriatric Millennials Podcasts (2025)

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Infomercials Made Us Do It 22:27

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2d ago22:27

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Episode 183. Jayme and Beth are diving headfirst into the hilarious (and slightly unhinged) wellness trends of their past. From sweating it out with Buns of Steel to trying to live on lemon juice and maple syrup, they’re revisiting all the weird stuff they’ve done in the name of “health.” On this episode >> apple cider vinegar >> sweatin' to the ol…

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RUMORS ABOUT UNO, NEW LAWS & MILLENNIAL TODDLERS!!! 30:31

6d ago30:31

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In this episode, we’re asking the important questions: Is UNO about to become a Vegas table game? UNO had something to say, and so did I. Plus, a few Georgia laws you didn’t know you needed, why Millennials might just be grown toddlers with bills, and more random foolishness you didn’t ask for but showed up anyway. ALL MY SOCIALS ARE HERE https://l…

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Are We Karens or Just in Perimenopause? 30:43

9d ago30:43

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Episode 182. Jayme and Beth are in full gripe-mode this week, unpacking the weird tension between advocating for yourself and being labeled a Karen. From Ring cameras invading doorways to decaf drama at the coffee shop, they ask: when does speaking up become “too much”? On this episode >> microwave drama >> library entitlement >> side eye _________…

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I CHEATED ON GEMINI WITH META AI!!! 35:36

13d ago35:36

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Okay, so Chuck E. Cheese really said “no kids allowed” and is now opening up retro arcades just for adults—with drinks, games, and full-on grown folks energy. I had to laugh... it’s giving Dave & Buster’s cousin is still tryna figure things out! Then I got into these new Meta AI chatbots—y’all, they got celebrity voices now. Kristen Bell out here c…

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Summer Essentials for Ladies Over 35 17:58

16d ago17:58

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Episode 181. Jayme and Beth dive into their summer must-haves! From fans to drinks to friends with pools, they cover everything that makes the summer season enjoyable (and bearable) at their not old but not young age! On this episode >> cracked heels >> portable coolers >> linen clothing Mentions: Woozoo Fan The Dovetail Joint - Richland, Wa Birken…

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NICKLEBACK & PRISON FOOD!!! 58:04

20d ago58:04

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In this episode, we’re dishing out a global serving of “Wait, they eat THAT in prison?” as we explore prison food from around the world. Then we dive into brand new Georgia laws you wouldn’t believe actually passed. Plus, we’ve got a few surprises cooked up that’ll leave you laughing, confused, and probably Googling something. Buckle up—this one’s …

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Flashback: 2002 23:09

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Episode 180. Jayme and Beth take a nostalgic trip back to the year 2002! In this episode, they reminisce about the pop culture moments, heartthrobs, and unforgettable movies that defined their early twenties! On this episode >> reindeer games >> secret lives in Saskatchewan >> internet lurkers Mentions: A Thousand Miles - Vanessa Carlton Firefly (2…

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CHATGPT MADE ME CRY!!! 36:01

27d ago36:01

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This episode? Whew. ChatGPT hit me with the kind of truth I wasn’t ready for, and honestly... it stung. But just when the emotional damage set in, Caprisun swooped in with a nostalgic surprise to remind us that joy still exists. We also get into some unexpected (and slightly tragic) porn news that might just ruin your day—or at least your search hi…

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What We're Into | June 2025 26:16

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Episode 179. It's officially summer! The sun is out, the drinks are poured, and we’re sharing our favorite June finds! From Beth’s new obsession with a creamy keyboard to Jayme’s press on nail obsession, we have tons of great recommendations for you! On this episode >> holiday vibes >> all the fruit >> Trader Joe’s runs Mentions: Canon Ivy Printer …

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HER BOYFRIEND GOT HER BEST FRIEND PREGNANT!!! 44:49

1M ago44:49

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This week, a listener slides into our inbox with a relationship dilemma, and we share our advice (with zero qualifications). We discuss a woman who found out her boyfriend got her BEST FRIEND pregnant in an interesting way! We also spiral into a rabbit hole of celebrities who share our birthdays—because obviously, that means we’re famous-adjacent. …

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Summer Vibes 18:14

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Episode 178. This week, Beth and Jayme dive into the delectable summer vibes! From nostalgic movies to the perfect summer soundtrack, they explore all the things that make summer feel like summer, regardless of the heat. Plus, they share their love for summer treats like watermelon, frozen yogurt, and the must-have experience of farmers markets. Yo…

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BATHWATER FOR SALE!!! 43:58

1M ago43:58

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This episode has it all...they turned Sydney Sweeney’s bathwater into soap. I'd still prefer the water into wine trick. We took a deep dive into the badass brilliance of Fannie Lou Hamer. Ee unpack the reason behind why a father took his SON to the prom. I share a first date horror story that made us cancel our dating apps mid-episode. Plus more we…

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Cringe Purge vol. 13 18:26

1M ago18:26

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Episode 177. We’re back with another soul-cleansing round of cringe purging stories. On this episode >> flu face >> sexy snacks >> dirty phones __________ Join the Geriatric Millennials Community! Instagram: @thegeriatricmillennials Facebook: facebook.com/TheGeriatricMillennials Theme music by The Finley Ghost __________ Connect with Beth: Instagra…

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TOE WRESTLING?! THAT'S SOME WHITE PEOPLE SH*T!!! 51:42

2M ago51:42

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Ever heard of Toe Wrestling? What about the Spanish tradition of Baby Jumping? Yeah... it gets weird. In this episode, we dive into some of the most bizarre events that actually exist—and yes, they’re real. Then we rewind to the ’90s and shine a light on those movies that got totally overshadowed by their twin flicks. PLUS—it’s Pride Month, and we’…

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What in the Perimenopause 30:33

2M ago30:33

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Episode 176. This week our mid-40s show up loud, proud, and slightly sweaty! Yes, we’re diving deep into the wild, weird, and honestly rude changes that sneak up on you as you inch toward menopause—like surprise chin hairs, the sudden need for reading glasses, and why we’re now hoarding Tums like they’re currency. But don’t worry—we wrap it up with…

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PEOPLE ARE PAYING TO GO TO PRISON!!! 25:28

2M ago25:28

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Tired of the daily grind? So are the folks paying to go to prison for a little peace and quiet. In this episode, we dive into South Korea’s bizarre vacation-behind-bars trend, listen in on some hilariously dumb 911 calls, and unpack more of the world's most ridiculous shenanigans. It’s the kind of episode that makes you feel better about your weird…

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Flashback: 1989 22:25

2M ago22:25

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Episode 175. This week, Beth and Jayme take a nostalgic trip back to 1989, a year that shaped their childhoods in unforgettable ways. Join them as they discuss the cultural phenomena of the time, including the rise of the Garbage Pail Kids, the debut of classic TV shows like Quantum Leap and Saved by the Bell, and the major events that made headlin…

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CAN YOU GUESS WHAT ANNOYED ME IN THIS EPISODE?! 29:36

2M ago29:36

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In this week's episode, we dive headfirst into the shimmering mind of a rapper who said, “I will never need a barber again—implant the gold directly into my head!” Then we unravel the mystery behind the packaging secrets of your favorite snacks. Why do our chips come in a bag full of air? It’s time for the truth to come out. Plus, we threw some cur…

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What We're Into | May 2025 35:06

2M ago35:06

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Episode 174. Beth and Jayme are back with their latest round of tiny obsessions, impulsive purchases, and delightfully weird routines that are getting them through the month. From nail glue that won’t quit to mummy bags at the soccer field, we’re covering all the things that are bringing us joy (and mild chaos) lately. Jayme swears by a new lash se…

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DIGITAL THERAPY WITH A.I. PLUS, DID YOU KNOW BUGS BUNNY WAS A GEMINI?! 39:42

2M ago39:42

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In this jam-packed episode! We have people getting oddly creative with ChatGPT—from help with gaslighting to using it to get people out of jail. Then I share with you guys some of the most delicious school lunches served around the world—spoiler: some kids are out here eating gourmet!But that's not all - we'll also tackle the complex topic of using…

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Our Vocab Is Giving......Millennial 18:38

2M ago18:38

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Episode 173. This week, Jayme and Beth dive headfirst into the world of gen z and alpha slang, putting Jayme's knowledge to the test in a fun and fast-paced game of "Does Jayme Know This Slang?" From deciphering the meaning of "fell off" to the chaotic vibes of "chicken jockey," they explore the linguistic landscape that’s ever evolving with each g…

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ROAD RAGE & BLAKK SMOKE!!! 44:23

3M ago44:23

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In this week's episode, we unpack the wildest headlines, including the woman who took road rage to a biohazardous level, plus, we puff out the latest news on a new natural hookah that's got us hooked, and Burger King footing the bill for a fairy-tale wedding. Because nothing says romance like a fast food chain.Plus, we dive into more absurdities th…

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Are We Becoming Our Mothers? 25:58

3M ago25:58

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Episode 172. How far would you go for an instant pot? This week, Beth and Jayme come to terms with a hilarious and slightly haunting truth—they are slowly but surely turning into their moms. From the overflowing spice cabinets to the inability to toss a “perfectly good” box, the signs are everywhere… and they’re embracing it (mostly). There’s laugh…

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SPIDERS, VEGANS, & SPRITE, OH MY!!! 35:49

3M ago35:49

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This week, we talked about weird items people left behind in Uber and taxis, and a vegan wedding destroyed by a pizza delivery. Plus, Sprite has a new drink that will surprise you. All that and more on Professionally Silly—because reality keeps writing our scripts. ALL MY SOCIALS ARE HERE https://linktr.ee/Ambersmilesjones FOLLOW DJ HEY COUSIN A.K.…

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Just a Little Judgy 31:15

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Episode 171. This week, Jayme and Beth are pulling back the curtain on something we all do but rarely admit—quietly judging the world around us. They’re talking dog owner drama, spitting in public (why is this a thing?!), restroom awkwardness, and the lingering presence of frosty lip gloss from 2003. Nothing’s off-limits—and everything is up for ge…

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I CAN'T BELIEVE THEY ADMITTED ALL THAT!!! 45:59

3M ago45:59

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We’re diving headfirst into the deep end of the internet’s confession pool—and let’s just say… it’s murky, weird, and slightly sticky. From anonymous online admissions that’ll make you clutch your pearls, to late-night bar confessions I personally recorded! We spilling the tea in this episode! PLUS—we’ve got not one, but TWO brand-new celebrity wed…

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We Can't Be Bothered 25:03

3M ago25:03

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Episode 170. This week, Jayme and Beth air out their grown-woman grievances in an episode dedicated to all the things they simply cannot be bothered with anymore. From errand fashion and perfect pony tails to customer service rudeness and the ongoing war against chores, nothing is safe from their list of modern adulting annoyances. If you've ever m…

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BREAST MILK ICE CREAM!!! 54:06

3M ago54:06

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This week on the Professionally Silly podcast, things get weird—in the best way. Ever heard of ice cream that tastes like regret and confusion? Neither had we—until now. We’re diving into the world’s strangest ice cream flavors that’ll make your taste buds question reality. Then, we play the brutal trivia game I WISH I DIDN’T KNOW—and trust us, we …

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Are you a Girl's Girl? 19:41

3M ago19:41

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Episode 169. This week, Beth and Jayme are celebrating the essence of being a "girl's girl"! They dive into what it means to uplift, support, and empower one another, contrasting this with the often toxic "pick me" mentality. From the importance of grace to the joy of celebrating both big and small wins, they explore how being a girl's girl can tra…

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"I WAS ORALLY OFFENDED!!" 46:45

3M ago46:45

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This week on the Professionally Silly podcast, we dive headfirst into a world no one asked for but we’re way too curious about—a company that's making caffeinated water. Then things get extra tongue-twisty as we challenge each other to the most ridiculous tongue twisters we could find (spoiler: dignity was lost). And if that wasn’t enough, the grea…

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Things We Love | April 2025 27:29

4M ago27:29

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Episode 168. This week, Beth and Jayme are serving up a fresh batch of favorite things—from the practical to the wonderfully random. It's part spring refresh, part “you need to try this,” and all real-life recs that are actually making our days a little easier (or at least more fun). We’re diving into what’s helping us feel like semi-functional adu…

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ONE-NIGHT STAND GOODIE BAGS!?! 44:34

4M ago44:34

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Have you ever wondered what it's like to receive a goodie bag after a one-night stand? Your audible boo-thang spills the beans on some eyebrow-raising stories, including questioning whether she encountered some not-so-subtle racism. Expect giggles, gasps, and a whole lot of "Did that really happen?" moments. Tune in for all the silliness, and stay …

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Deep(ish) Questions & Unhinged Answers 24:16

4M ago24:16

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Episode 167. This week, Beth and Jayme are diving headfirst into a game of absurd and hilarious what-ifs—because why wouldn’t we talk about matching tramp stamps and which superpower would actually make adulting easier? From swapping lives for a day to revisiting our worst impulse buys (seriously, what were we thinking?), this episode is all about …

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DAMN THATS A LOT OF BIG MACS!!! 41:43

4M ago41:43

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Let’s talk about the Big Mac Man and creative names that bands name themselves. That and more! So make sure you tune in for all the silly! To support this channel and this video, COMMENT, SHARE, LIKE, and SUBSCRIBE Smiles Squad because more fun content is headed your way! Trelawny Fusion Kitchen https://www.trelawnyfusionkitchen.com Fayetteville’s …

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Life in the Analog 24:32

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Before we had the internet in our pockets, life was… different. This week, Beth and Jayme take a nostalgic look back at the last analog generation—when we had to memorize phone numbers, and use actual maps to get places. From encyclopedias to card catalogs to calling businesses to ask basic questions, they revisit the weird and sometimes wonderful …

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MY MOM VISITED ME VIA PSYCHIC MEDIUM!!! 55:17

4M ago55:17

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Today, I want to share with you guys my experience with my very 1st psychic medium experience. My mom actually had a lot to say. It felt so amazing to feel so close to my mom. It’s been almost 2 years since she passed. Also guess who went to Savannah, GA, for St. Patty’s Day and got drunk off my ass! Yeah, it was me lol. That and more! So make sure…

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Bestie CatchUp 27:24

4M ago27:24

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This week, Beth and Jayme have a bestie catch up session, covering everything from mammograms to restaurant fails. But it’s not all grievances and mishaps. They also dive into the simple joys of pajama parties, the struggle of bouncing back after being sick, and the dream of finding the perfect brunch spot. Whether you’re here for the relatable fru…

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MY HORNY CAT ESCAPED!!! 38:01

4M ago38:01

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We asked Gemini a few unnecessary questions, and I shared the horror story of my honry cat escaping my home. We played a rousing game of “Head’s Up.” That and more! So make sure you tune in for all the silly! ALL MY SOCIALS ARE HERE https://linktr.ee/Ambersmilesjones FOLLOW DJ HEY COUSIN A.K.A WES ROBERTS Linktree https://linktr.ee/by.wesroberts?fb…

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We Be Gripin' 29:43

5M ago29:43

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Some things in life are minor inconveniences—others feel like personal attacks. This week, Beth and Jayme are diving into the everyday annoyances that test their patience, from the mysterious case of the disappearing phone chargers to the ongoing chaos of gender reveal parties. But not all gripes are created equal. Some are just funny, some are wil…

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I HAVE SOME RANDOM QUESTIONS FOR YOU 40:41

5M ago40:41

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This week, I ask Gemini some random ass questions and share some very creative hilarious names! That and more! So make sure you tune in for all the silly! ALL MY SOCIALS ARE HERE https://linktr.ee/Ambersmilesjones FOLLOW DJ HEY COUSIN A.K.A WES ROBERTS Linktree https://linktr.ee/by.wesroberts?fbclid=PAZXh0bgNhZW0CMTEAAaZAELFlV6vSJw72MSahNTfPtWx-pz1…

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Things We love | March 2025 26:16

5M ago26:16

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From beauty splurges to comforting hobbies, this week we're sharing all the little joys getting us through March! Beth and Jayme dive into their latest obsessions—whether it’s skincare wins, DIY hair color, favorite snacks, or unexpected finds. Join in for a fun, lighthearted catch-up on what’s bringing us joy this month—and maybe find a new favori…

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"IT'S ASS SEASON!!!" 49:35

5M ago49:35

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In this episode, we cover a couple of scams that'll make you go "how did I fall for that?!", the "devastating" news about Hooters closing its doors and its breasts to us all and DoorDash's shady ranking system: which states are getting dissed? Join us for a laugh-out-loud conversation that'll leave you feeling informed, entertained, and maybe a lit…

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HE SCARED TF OUTTA ME!!! | MINISODE 15:00

5M ago15:00

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Today, your AUDIBLE BOO-THANG is bringing the silly and the random per the usual! I wanna find out what my swear word is with a personality quiz, and I’ve got some random but yet interesting facts about food. Don’t forget the full episode drops every Friday…Right here on the Professionally Silly podcast. So make sure you are subscribed, because new…

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The Embarrassing Truth 19:17

5M ago19:17

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Why are we still getting embarrassed over completely normal things? This week, Beth and Jayme dive into the most ridiculous everyday moments that somehow make us want to disappear. From the horror of picking up a prescription in a crowded pharmacy to the eternal struggle of panty lines, we’re unpacking it all. It’s cringe, it’s hilarious, and hones…

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I HAD FOOD POISONING AND LOST 14 LBS!!! 46:32

5M ago46:32

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This week, I have laughably bad future predictions, unhinged cheating spouse stories, and I share about how I lost some weight. I also make you feel old AF! Tune in for that and more. Let’s get silly! ALL MY SOCIALS ARE HERE https://linktr.ee/Ambersmilesjones Join my Professionally Silly YouTube channel membership to get access to perks: https://ww…

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The Great Purge 29:03

5M ago29:03

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It’s time for The Great Purge! This week, Beth and Jayme dive into the deeply satisfying (and slightly overwhelming) process of decluttering everything—from overflowing closets to the emotional baggage we didn’t even realize we were carrying. From sentimental keepsakes to the 10,000+ unread emails haunting our phones, we’re talking about what it re…

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RAUNCHY RIDDLES, HALF-TIME SHOW & PENIS FISH 42:42

5M ago42:42

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In this episode, we dive deep—like way too deep—into the mysterious invasion of thousands of weird little phallic fish that decided to have a beach party (and forgot to leave). Then, we break down Kendrick Lamar’s Halftime performance, where he proved once again that he raps in a language only the enlightened can understand. And just when you thoug…

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Young Love Mix Tape 31:00

5M ago31:00

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Get ready to dive into the melodious memories of young love in this episode of The Geriatric Millennials! Beth and Jayme reminisce about teenage crushes, dramatic middle school heartbreaks, and the iconic songs that defined those oh-so-awkward moments. From heartfelt confessions to the perfect mixtape anthems, this episode is packed with laughter, …

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"AWW HELL NAW!!!" 32:10

6M ago32:10

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FIRST AND FOREMOST….HAPPY BLACK HISTORY MONTH! They certainly did not take away my celebration! This week, I have a new segment that just came to me before recording this episode! I’m gonna call it, “AW HELL NAW!!!” We have a text message from a listener! THAT AND MORE Let’s get silly! ALL MY SOCIALS ARE HERE https://linktr.ee/Ambersmilesjones Join…

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WHAT IS BLACK HISTORY TO ME? | MINISODE 9:13

6M ago9:13

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Your AUDIBLE BOO-THANG wants to share why Black History is important. We are living in a time where it feels like we are going back in time and erasing all the work we have done to move forward.I wanna share my thoughts. Don’t forget the full episode drops every Friday…Right here on the Professionally Silly podcast. So make sure you are subscribed …