Two opinionated guys with a couple of microphones talking about their lives that are not that interesting, giving advice they shouldn't be giving and answering questions you didn't ask. Its two guys, two microphones and one shameless podcast.
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Gaytriarchs is a comedy podcast about the joy, horror, laughter, and bullsh*t that all comes with parenting, but from two gay dads’ point of view. Aimed at listeners who want to laugh into the darkness to hear an unvarnished, real conversation about raising kids and being Dads. Instagram and TikTok @GaytriarchsPodcast Website www.GaytriarchsPodcast.com If you have any questions, suggestions, and especially compliments, please email us at [email protected]
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We are some guys and we have some microphones. We are high school geeks who just ad lib whatever comes to mind, so join us on the adventure that is Guys With Microphones.
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Ted and Michael Read Sketches Into Microphones is a sketch comedy podcast hosted by two longtime friends: Ted O'Gorman and Michael Paul Smith. It's produced by Michael's wife; podcaster Gillian Pensavalle (The Hamilcast, True Crime Obsessed), and features the three of them, as well as Ted's brother Mike O'Gorman (Vice Principals, A.P Bio) in every episode. The sketches are short and often bizarre, and the genuine affection that all the people involved have for each other permeates the materi ...
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There’s a new gold standard in film criticism, and it’s three guys with microphones and absolutely no credentials. Jake is a connoisseur of Asian cinema and films that remind you what it means to be human. Matt prefers movies about deeply disturbed people—the kind that leave you wanting to take a long, scalding shower. And Anthony? He loves "basic" movies, the kind that make you feel like a red-blooded, flag-waving American. Together, they curate the most eclectic, unpredictable, and undenia ...
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This week, David is shot at point-blank range by his son, Gavin has criticism for David's criticism of the Wicked movie, we ask our listener for book recommendations, we have a controversial DILF of the week, we rank the top 3 Christmas songs, and this week we are joined by mysterious "Doctor X," who talks to us about female health and anatomy, whe…
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This week, Gavin and David are terminally uncool, David takes gay Dad advice from Jinkx Monsoon, there is good news with lesbians, we rank the top 3 Thanksgiving sides, and this week we are joined by musician and Inside Out dad Joey Chancey who talks to us about the process of becoming a Dad, what the highlight of his career was, and how he found h…
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The one with two white men at a microphone
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28:56This week, Gavin is left alone with the kids, and David is left alone with the kids, Gavin forces his daughter to make cornbread, we read a listener messsage, we revisit Gavin's favorite bit "What Would You Do?," we have some *slightly* good gay news, we talk about the sandwich guy, and we rank the top 3 aquired tastes. Questions? Comments? Rants? …
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The one with god warrior Marguerite Perrin
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49:53This week, David braves Disney on ice, Gavin learns about football, our listener is preggo, Gavin has GOOD NEWS, we rank the top 3 people we wouldn't answer a call from, and this week our guest is god warrior and gay icon Marguerite Perrin, who talks to us about dark-sided stuff, how the gay community supported her during a tragic time in her life,…
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Send us a text Get ready for parenting advice from Phil, drivers-Ed troubles, our beloved Blue jays, Rob's random facts and more states' positions.By Phil & Rob
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The one with Family IT guy Ben Gillenwater
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1:15:48This week, we recap our Halloweenies, all boys in theatre are gay, how to rewire your lizard brain, we rank the top 3 politicians who'd make great ex-husbands, and this week we are joined by triple threat of our dreams Ben Gillenwater, aka "Family IT guy," who talks to us about how to keep your kids safe on the internet, how to have just the right …
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The one with political stratagist Bill Burton
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1:04:49This week, we dive into the listener mail bag, Gavin is mad that kids won't dance, there is SOME good news in the world, we rank the top 3 Halloween-themed drag names, and this week we are joined by political strategist and Barack Obama's BFF Bill Burton who talks to us about the state of the world today, who is secretly gay in Republican politics,…
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The one with Eureka O'Hara & Dan Poblocki
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55:00This week, David's daughter is turning to the dark side, Gavin's son is a liar, we drool over David's favorite DILF of the week, we rank the top 3 Fall candle scents, and this week we are joined by gay royalty Eureka O'Hara and Dan Poblocki who are here to talk about their new book "Jackson Bright in the Spotlight," dish on Eureka's new Divine proj…
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The one with podcast host Jameel Mayers
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1:01:13This week, gay men have abandoned the White House, David has parts of his son to dispose of, Gavin doesn't understand Instagram, we rank the top 3 hottest Halloween characters, and this week we are joined by podcaster, author, deep thinker, and general multi-hyphenate Jameel Mayers who talks to us about his rare adoption journey, where he gets his …
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This week, doctors want David's advice, Gavin's kids are too cool for Halloween, David recaps the Men Having Babies conference, we rank the top 3 most inappropriate Halloween costumes for grown ass men, and we remind all of our listener about our upcoming Halloween party with the Queer Family Podcast! Questions? Comments? Rants? Raves? Send them to…
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The one with podcasters Bryan Ruiz and Jon Ruiz
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57:17This week, Gavin is half a century, David loves cakes, Gavin's kids are faking it, we announce our Halloween party cohosted with the Queer Family Podcast, we rank the top 3 witches, and this week we are joined by "biological twin cousins" Bryan and Jon Ruiz, who are hosts of their own gay podcast, "Out Loud and Laughing," who laugh with us about ha…
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Send us a text Today the guys talk about on-demand sunlight, lazy YouTubers, Politics, Craft Beer and some inappropriate topicsBy Phil & Rob
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This week, 6 is the new 13, David wins therapy, we rank the top 3 jokes, and this week hell has frozen over because our guest is none other than a man of the cloth, Steve Jungkeit, who talks to us about being a leader of a politically passionate church, he spars with David about his anti-theism, how he reconciles the things his religion teaches him…
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The one with Gaddies brand maker David Morgenstern
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1:01:59This week, David sounds weird, listener is mad at us, David's daughter is gross, moving with kids is awful, we rank the top 3 pieces of advice for a parent, and this week we are joined by brand expert and fellow gay dad David Morgenstern who talks to us about starting a clothing brand for gay Dads, how he likes to create chaos in group chats, and w…
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This week, Gavin is relatable, David meets his first neighbord, we do a dueling "What would you do?," we have a secret DILF of the week, and we rank the top 3 ways we'd start over our lives if we didn't have kids. Questions? Comments? Rants? Raves? Send them to [email protected], or you can DM us anywhere @GaytriarchsPodcast…
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Send us a text In this episode the guys talk about their last week, explore some sensored bedroom trends in US states, bbq's and the general banter Shnuggs have come to love. Enjoy!By Phil & Rob
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This week, Gavin is obsessed with money, David is obsessed with neighborhood Facebook drama, we apologize to Dan Savage, we bring back the popular "what would you do?," and finally we rank the top 3 places to pee. Questions? Comments? Rants? Raves? Send them to [email protected], or you can DM us anywhere @GaytriarchsPodcast…
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Send us a text In this episode Phil and Rob catch up on their summer activities, discuss great jeans, get infiltrated by a first lady and drink a Dam good, aged beer. Enjoy!By Phil & Rob
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This week, David' son is becoming MAGA, Gavin forces his kids to learn a lesson on working hard, kids pee in weird places, Gavin has an actually helpful Dad hack, we rank our top 3 Dream guests for Gaytriarchs, and in honor, we don't have a guest. Questions? Comments? Rants? Raves? Send them to [email protected], or you can DM us anywher…
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This week, David is moving on up, we get a sweet listener email, Gavin complains about stuff, summer camp is hard, we rank our top 3 mornings, and we close out the show the way we always do, Gavin doing a terrible impression. Questions? Comments? Rants? Raves? Send them to [email protected], or you can DM us anywhere @GaytriarchsPodcast…
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This week, David goes on "vacation," Gavin is the asshole (again), the Pope continues to bless gay marriages, we rank the top 3 road trip albums, and this week, we are joined by podcasting royalty Tamar Avishai who talks to us about her podcast, "The Lonely Palette," wether she fosters art for her kids, and what it's like to have a newborn for the …
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This week, David is hairier than usual, Gavin neglects his pets, camp is in chaos, we rank the top 3 taco toppings, and this week we are joined by Matt Tolbert, who tells us how he got into the social media sphere, the journey of him expecting two kids by two surrogates at the same time, and we do a lightning round "Pre-Parent Quiz" which he fully …
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This week, David and his daugher have a bedtime standoff, Gavin's daugther is suspicious, David gets tricked by the hot solar panel salesman, we rank the top 3 things to bring to a summer BBQ, and this week we are joined by somatic sex coach and fellow gay Dad Court Vox who talks to us about his journey into fatherhood, what he's learned by being a…
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The one with Jamie Grayson, Part Deux!
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1:19:28This week, we dedicate our episode to all of our amazing listener. We debrief on our how Pride month went, if anybody actually showed up to our meetup in Central Park, we rank the top 3 podcasts, and this week we are joined by one of our favorite guests, Jamie Grayson, as he updates us on the status of the baby gear industry, what baby gear you sho…
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The one with serial ampersand Justin Bohon
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1:05:20This week, Gavin is stranded in the middle of nowhere, we talk about disciplining OPK's in the wild, we start our Gaytriarchs book club with "DILF Island," we rank the top 3 board games for kids, and this week we are joined by serial ampersand Justin Bohon, husband of previous guest Stephen Oremus, who talks to us about his previous life as a casti…
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Send us a text In this episode the guys talk about their annual Blue Jays weekend in Toronto, their annual golf tournament, US politics and Phil's housing troubles plus moreBy Phil & Rob
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This week, we forget Fathers' Day, we debrief about the Tony awards that were weeks ago, we share each others' bedtime routines, we rank the top 3 toys you disappear as a Dad, and this week we are joined by expat Darien Wilson who talks to us about her decision to move from Colorado to the Netherlands, how parenting culture is different in Europe, …
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The one with Chad & Michael aka DoubleTheDadJokes
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1:03:20This week, Gavin runs from his problems, Kindergarten was a blur, Gavin is aiming for a boring Summer for his kids, we rank the top 3 ways Pride is bullshit, we talk about Ricky Martin sin ropa, and this week we are joined by Chad & Michael aka @DoubleTheDadJokes who talks us through their unique journey to fatherhood, why they defend their identit…
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This week, David loves his kids more when they're sick, Gavin has some gay news, we finally did it and scheduled a listener meetup, we rank the top 3 Olympic sports for the gay male gaze, and this week we are joined by author and Grecian marble statue Daryl Calfee who talks to us about his new book, "Let's Skip the Bull: Lessons from Dad after your…
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This week, David gets snubbed at his sons concert, both of our kids are liars, David brings back "what would you do?," Pride is next month and we've planned nothing, we rank the top 3 things we are dreading about summer, and this week we are joined by YA author S.W. Kent where we discuss getting our kids to read, what his life was like as a DEI exe…
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The one with comedian and podcaster Casey Balsham
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1:05:03This week, Gavin fulfills his 1994 destiny, David is an absentee father, parents of siblings are given a free pass, we rank the top 3 Dave's, and this week we are joined by fellow podcaster but actually funny comedian Casey Balsham who talks to us about IVF, being a pregnant parent, and all things Broadway. Questions? Comments? Rants? Raves? Send t…
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The one with musical theatre legend Stephen Oremus
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1:02:00This week, David takes big issue with our listener, there's a new potato in Rome, we rank the top 3 first world problems, and this week we are joined by musical theatre legend and gay Dad Stephen Oremus who chats with us about this extensive career, behind the scenes stories from the set of Wicked, and he defends himself when Gavin and David viciou…
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This week, David swallows his pride and asks Gavin for advice, we give a listener no advice whatsoever, we honor our DILF of the week, we rank the top 3 characters we wanted to be as kids, and this week we are joined by Hawaiian Dads and general beams of light Mario & Monte who share with us their unique story to becoming Dads, what auditioning for…
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The Hunt (2012) Directed by Thomas Vinterberg
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53:16The movie you’re making me watch today is The Hunt (2012), a gut-punching Danish drama directed by Thomas Vinterberg that’ll leave you questioning everything about truth, trust, and mob mentality. Starring Mads Mikkelsen in a raw, heart-shattering performance as Lucas, a kindergarten teacher whose life unravels when a child’s innocent lie sparks ac…
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This week, we finally respond to our listener, Gavin wins a battle with his teenage daughter, David travels with his family for Spring Break and doesn't get divorced, we nominate Tom Daley as the DILF of the week, and we rank the top 3 songs that are a "mood." Questions? Comments? Rants? Raves? Send them to [email protected], or you can …
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This week, David changes his entire personality about missing his kids, we have a moment of "aww," Gavin has good news about conversion therapy, we give honor to the DILF of the week, we rank the top 3 Easter traditions, and this week we are joined by gay turducken Ethan Levy who talks to us about being raised to 2 gay dads, being a gay man himself…
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Send us a text The guys sit down after a little break and get back to discussing various topics. Prepare for the usual inappropriateness from your favorite duo!By Phil & Rob
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The one with High Line mastermind Robbie Hammond
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1:04:10This week, strange sounds are coming from David's house, Gavin won't let things go, America's finest news source is serving, we rank the top 3 women, and this week we are joined by gay dad Robbie Hammond who talks to us about how he came up with NYC's High Line project, why he's obsessed with bath houses, and why he's trying to convince gay men not…
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Possession (1981) - Andrzej Zulawski
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1:00:16Welcome to *Making Me Watch Movies*, the podcast where we force each other to endure films we’d never pick ourselves—and then argue about whether it was genius or just plain traumatizing. And oh boy, does today’s pick deliver on the trauma. This week, we’re wrestling with Andrzej Żuławski’s 1981 nightmare fuel, *Possession*—a film so batshit it was…
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The one with actors Gabrielle and Nathan Reid
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1:13:24This week, David gets awkward with the pediatrician, Gavin won't let the band go, David has to dress his child in culturally appropriate garb, we introduce our newest segment "DILF of the week," we rank the top 3 funniest moments in the past 100 episodes of Gaytriarchs, and this week we are joined by actors and former strippers Gabrielle and Nathan…
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The Centennial episode with David F.M. Vaughn & Gavin Lodge
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1:22:12Listener, we did it. 100 episodes today. And while we always aim low, somehow, we did 100 of them. So this week, we turn the tables, and we interview each other. From Gavin's route from politics to Broadway, and David's gambling addiction, come meet the hosts and get to know them better than ever. Thank you, listener, for sticking with us. We hope …
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This week, David's in some deep shit, Gavin goes to the mall, David complains about dress up days, Gavin gives us a history lesson, and we rank the top 3 dick jokes. Questions? Comments? Rants? Raves? Send them to [email protected], or you can DM us anywhere @GaytriarchsPodcastBy David F.M. Vaughn & Gavin Lodge
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The Great Outdoors w/ Dan Aykroyd and John Candy feat. Haig Hovnanian
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1:43:42The movie you're making us watch today is The Great Outdoors (1988)! This classic John Candy and Dan Aykroyd comedy throws us into a vacation from hell, complete with bear attacks, speedboat mishaps, and Aykroyd’s relentless one-upping. But this time, we’re not watching alone—our guest and good friend Haig chose this movie, so you can blame him for…
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This week, Spring is in the air, David's white guilt takes over, Gavin is a control freak, we create new traditions for our families, we rank to top 3 iconic musical theatre performances, Gavin has some good news for once, and we end the show with a hostile government takeover - and it's a bop! Questions? Comments? Rants? Raves? Send them to Gaytri…
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The movie you're making me watch today is… one that proves yet again that rich people have WAY too much time on their hands. That’s right, we’re diving headfirst into the twisted, dimly lit, blood-soaked world of movie red rooms—where your credit card limit determines how morally bankrupt you truly are!" From high-stakes torture chambers to the kin…
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This week, David gets caught giving gratitude publicly, Gavin recaps his rich-person's vacation, we make a plea to our international listener, we run through some gay news, and we are rank our top 3 beach vacation destinations. Questions? Comments? Rants? Raves? Send them to [email protected], or you can DM us anywhere @GaytriarchsPodcas…
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The one with podcast royalty Patrick Hinds
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1:07:00This week, Gavin is recording out of town so he sounds worse than usual, we get all the shade from our listener, we talk about why being a solo Dad can sometimes be easier, we rank the top 3 dog breeds, and this week we are joined by gay podcasting royalty and all around homosexual Patrick Hinds who opens up about his true-crime podcasting empire, …
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This week, Gavin tries to prove how not old he is by sledding down a mountain, David is the only one in the world who thinks it's weird 2 parents don't do drop off and pick up, we introduce a new segment, "A Moment of Aww," we rank the top 3 hottest cartoon characters, and this week we are joined by attorney and fellow Dad Mark Hsu, author of the b…
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FLIGHT RISK (2025) - First Review of 2025 - Making Me Watch Movies
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51:40The movie you're making us watch today is Flight Risk, directed by Mel Gibson, featuring Mark Wahlberg, Michelle Dockery, and Topher Grace. Despite the star power, this action thriller stumbles at nearly every turn. The plot, which centers on a high-stakes flight with a fugitive, feels like a tired mix of clichés, and the performances, while compet…
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The one with Hollywood Hunk Dan Amboyer
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1:03:54This week, it's almost Valentine's Day, and Gavin struggles with the word, David gets spitroasted by strangers, we try and squeeze a little light out of the words news, we rank our top 3 snack hacks, and this week we are joined by actor and gay dad Dan Amboyer who being an actor and a Dad, how it feels to be on the list of "Top 100 Gay Actors" (not…
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