Best The Square Slice Podcasts (2025)

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RPG Cast – Episode 766: “They Cuss En Français” 1:45:20

6d ago1:45:20

1:45:20

Chris is pushing his luck with Spider Mommy Oblivion mods. Kelley just really wanted to get out of GameStop. Josh extols the magic of folding shirts. And Andi desperately tries to remember that one off-brand Persona. PS: Everyone should be allowed to charge into battle flexing their pecs!” Question of the Week How excited/interested do you get for …

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RPG Cast – Episode 765: “Mage Runner” 2:12:12

14d ago2:12:12

2:12:12

Matt asks, “Does this remake make my sprites look fat?” Josh runs into an invisible bus full of Trails tropes. Kelley wonders if Wheels is secretly the Vampire Survivors guy. Chris is not into Obscur jokes, but is Musou-so-so on Zelda. Question of the Week What game announcement would immediately sell you on Switch 2? Check out the show notes here!…

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RPG Cast – Episode 764: “Cool Ranch Switch Cartridges” 1:15:14

21d ago1:15:14

1:15:14

Kelley orders an omellette du Farmagia. Chris fights a dragon with a lightning railgun on its head. Josh is disappointed that no arms were removed in the recording of this podcast. Now excuse me while I go lay down in the Warm Cult’s blankets. Question of the Week What was your first RPG? Check out the show notes here! The post RPG Cast – Episode 7…

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RPG Cast – Episode 763: “Dollar Store King’s Field” 1:52:34

28d ago1:52:34

1:52:34

Robert is all up on the Super Robot Wars scene. Chris is all up on that burning finger. Pascal is all up on priests with attitude. And somehow, we landed on insertion. Question of the Week You going to purchase a Switch 2? Are you going to preorder it? Check out the show notes here! The post RPG Cast – Episode 763: “Dollar Store King’s Field” appea…

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RPG Cast – Episode 762: “Cautiously Pessimistic” 1:56:35

1M ago1:56:35

1:56:35

This week, the cast is searching for the ever-elusive 12-bit game. Andi is confused about the wrong PoE, Kelley and Joshua debate the merits of Pirate Laser Cannons for one final time, and special guest Ryan Radcliff ponders the problem of Nintendo target balls trademarks. Oh, and Chris is crying in the Twitch chat. Question of the Week What are yo…

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RPG Cast – Episode 761: “It’s Chaos Legion, I Swear!” 1:59:49

1M ago1:59:49

1:59:49

Poor Chris is sick and cuddling a popcorn bucket, so Andi is wrangling the Ryan consortium for the week…who is ungovernable. Kelley is fighting boats and taking their crews. Ryan considers the merits of throwing mud at people. Are we playing Monopoly the right way yet? Question of the Week Did you pick up any of March’s releases? Check out the show…

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RPG Cast – Episode 760: “Outdoor Gods” 1:45:42

2M ago1:45:42

1:45:42

The gang pours one out for Skype while drifting in their pirate ships. Chris falls down the Samurai Pizza Cat hole. Andi spreadsheets the game. Kelley hoards a house full of Meowths. Josh considers his mecha tier list. Wait, are we back in the 90s? Question of the Week Your fave tabletop board game? Check out the show notes here! The post RPG Cast …

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RPG Cast – Episode 759: “Game Awards 2024” 2:19:06

2M ago2:19:06

2:19:06

Chris is joined by many honorary Ryans to decide what the best games were last year. What will be released to die? What games did they forget existed? What jokes will be stolen? Find out in the official Borderlands 4 mod for The Elder Scrolls VI. Question of the Week What were your game of the year picks? Check out the show notes here! The post RPG…

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RPG Cast – Episode 758: “No One Loves You Like Kaiju” 2:05:18

3M ago2:05:18

2:05:18

Matt brought all his hoes. Josh is either being stalked by the most terrifying alien in the universe or a cat. Kelley debates the merits and responsibilities of a breeding table. Meanwhile, Andi observes everyone is on a Pirate Yakuza deadline. Chris has been sent to a twelve step program upstate for PoE. Question of the Week If you could swap live…

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RPG Cast – Episode 757: “Anime Slice of Knife” 1:47:08

3M ago1:47:08

1:47:08

Andi invents cozy horror core. Kelley shows us her scary but regal llama cat. Chris has Initial D on the mind. Josh attacks the cybertruck monster. Now go forth and make babies! Question of the Week What game did you quit because it became SUCH A CHORE? Check out the show notes here! The post RPG Cast – Episode 757: “Anime Slice of Knife” appeared …

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RPG Cast – Episode 756: “Surviving Usually Takes Longer Than a Year” 1:18:08

3M ago1:18:08

1:18:08

Johnathan gets Chris to recommit to not play Suikoden. Chris almost bricks himself immediately. Ryan wins the award for best Atlus expansion. Now everyone, roll for resting. Question of the Week What RPG hasn’t received as many awards as you expected? Check out the show notes here! The post RPG Cast – Episode 756: “Surviving Usually Takes Longer Th…

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RPG Cast – Episode 755: “Guess What, Chocobo Butt” 2:14:14

3M ago2:14:14

2:14:14

Kelley discusses how she got away with premeditated cannon. Josh wonders why there isn’t a chocobo wrap at Dunkin. Ryan tries to take down the evil Paws empire. Chris backseat podcasts. Also, don’t follow what Andi is reading. Question of the Week What app or other system do you use to track your gaming backlog and finished games? Check out the sho…

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RPG Cast – Episode 754: “15 Things You Missed in the Switch 2 Trailer” 1:46:16

3M ago1:46:16

1:46:16

Kelley tries to catch Worf in Pokémon: The Next Generation. Josh got a case of the stink-Ys. And Chris gets an official ruling on the definition of “Isekai.” Question of the Week What types of games are you looking forward to on the Switch 2? Check out the show notes here! The post RPG Cast – Episode 754: “15 Things You Missed in the Switch 2 Trail…

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RPG Cast – Episode 753: “Burger Cast” 1:37:00

4M ago1:37:00

1:37:00

Chris returns from Canada with a poutine tier list. Kelley is awed by the spreadwall. And Robert needs the voice acting strike to end now. Question of the Week What 2025 game are you most looking forward to? Check out the show notes here! The post RPG Cast – Episode 753: “Burger Cast” appeared first on RPGamer.…

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RPG Cast – Episode 752: “XL Green Mana T-Shirt” 1:49:42

5M ago1:49:42

1:49:42

Kelley is charging her laser. Robert is refilling the blinker fluid on his Nikkes. And Chris dumps Siri into a bathtub. Happy third Jorts anniversary to those who celebrate it. See you in 2025! Question of the Week What’d you get for the holidays? Check out the show notes here! The post RPG Cast – Episode 752: “XL Green Mana T-Shirt” appeared first…

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RPG Cast – Episode 751: “Samurai Pizza Dog” 1:25:00

5M ago1:25:00

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Chris wants tabletop bullet hell. Kelley creates her gunsona. Robert boosts some assets. Now go have a battle with your Christmas tree. Question of the Week What is your favorite in-game character creator? Check out the show notes here! The post RPG Cast – Episode 751: “Samurai Pizza Dog” appeared first on RPGamer.…

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RPG Cast – Episode 750: “Department of Treasury” 2:22:12

5M ago2:22:12

2:22:12

Chris is playing a to do list. Robert gets lost in a hospital parking lot. Kelley’s cats are serotonin batteries. Ryan auditions for the live action version of Airoheart. Question of the Week What is your favorite food scene in a game? Check out the show notes here! The post RPG Cast – Episode 750: “Department of Treasury” appeared first on RPGamer…

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RPG Cast – Episode 749: “California Janking” 2:01:44

5M ago2:01:44

2:01:44

Chris learns about the pirate game he never knew he always needed. Kelley uses the crazy cat lady strategy to avoid cat purgatory. Robert learns that, “When in doubt, Spreadsheets!” And finally, Josh witnesses Adol crashing the ship. Question of the Week Tell us about your gaming-related spreadsheets. Check out the show notes here! The post RPG Cas…

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RPG Cast – Episode 748: “What’s This HDMI Port Shaped Like Kansas?” 2:19:26

6M ago2:19:26

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Kelley buys Mountain Dew and dumps it down the toilet. Robert gets sucked into the Dragon Quest. Chris takes Kelley’s VGA monitor outside and beats with a bat. Ryan wonders if ‘F’ is supportive. Hang on everyone, we’re going analog. Question of the Week What’s an old game you loved back then, but feels too old to play now? Check out the show notes …

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RPG Cast – Episode 747: “Cute Little Cow Boxes” 1:48:54

6M ago1:48:54

1:48:54

Chris plays real life PC building simulator. Kelley is shocked there’s a bug in the Switch version. Josh has a heart episode while retrieving a necktie. And we all learn what true chicken love is. Question of the Week How do you shop for new PCs? Check out the show notes here! The post RPG Cast – Episode 747: “Cute Little Cow Boxes” appeared first …

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RPG Cast – Episode 746: “Extra Life 2024” 2:01:58

6M ago2:01:58

2:01:58

Chris gets killed by Dick Van Dyke. Kelley is done with VR now. Sam had a busy work week of dressing up as a blanket ghost. And Josh sails into invisible walls. Question of the Week What’s your favorite burger joint? Check out the show notes here! The post RPG Cast – Episode 746: “Extra Life 2024” appeared first on RPGamer.…

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RPG Cast – Episode 745: “The Shipwreck Ending” 1:56:54

6M ago1:56:54

1:56:54

Chris eats around dirty grapes. Kelley plays the goose class of Monster Hunter. Ryan runs out of disc space until he deletes a Rogue Trader save file. Don’t get distracted by salsa. Question of the Week If you could dress up as a video game character for Halloween, who would it be? Check out the show notes here! The post RPG Cast – Episode 745: “Th…

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RPG Cast – Episode 744: “11.5-Bit Graphics” 1:42:35

7M ago1:42:35

1:42:35

Chris is unmasked as The Corporate Body. Tam talks about anime and waifus. Kelley is excited about text size. Josh explains the meaning of “time to shipwreck.” Subscribe to our latest offering, The Monthly Litterbox. Question of the Week Do you play demos? How many demos did you play this week? Check out the show notes here! The post RPG Cast – Epi…

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RPG Cast – Episode 743: “There’s a Body in My Inventory” 2:24:30

7M ago2:24:30

2:24:30

Chris got extra hands and became too weird even for SMT. Kelley got to the boat song and noped out. Phil destroyed half the furniture in his living room. Now go give your cat some nose drops. Question of the Week What’s your dream mod for Baldur’s Gate 3? Check out the show notes here! The post RPG Cast – Episode 743: “There’s a Body in My Inventor…

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RPG Cast – Episode 742: “Hard Candy Wii U Discs” 2:35:52

7M ago2:35:52

2:35:52

Kelley hot boxes her cat. Chris authorizes Lunar to bring back Bill Clinton jokes. And Robert suffers feline gacha girls for us all. Question of the Week What was your favorite TGS announcement? Check out the show notes here! The post RPG Cast – Episode 742: “Hard Candy Wii U Discs” appeared first on RPGamer.…

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RPG Cast – Episode 741: “Make A The Rum!” 1:44:36

7M ago1:44:36

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Today’s cast gets dangerously close to a patent law cast as Chris finds a new pirate game to ignore. Kelley wants truck-kun to be isekai’d into a person. And Josh asks, “What do you get from petting the bear?” No one answers. Question of the Week What RPG could be improved with the addition of pirates? Check out the show notes here! The post RPG Ca…

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RPG Cast – Episode 740: “Truck-Kun in the Background Is Slightly Less Blurry” 1:34:42

8M ago1:34:42

1:34:42

Chris saw a wizard in Tokyo in Trader Vic’s, his robe and wizard hat were perfect. Kelley got tired of Alf memes. Josh shoved his Steam Link in a closet somewhere. Gamers suck, tune in next week for monitor cast. Question of the Week Are you interested in picking up the PS5 Pro? Check out the show notes here! The post RPG Cast – Episode 740: “Truck…

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RPG Cast – Episode 739: “It’s a Cat Union” 2:08:20

8M ago2:08:20

2:08:20

Chris’s lamp wasn’t lamping. Kelley complains about alchemy themed high heels. Phil just shoots arrows. Question of the Week What’s a game that you had low expectations for that really surprised you? Check out the show notes here! The post RPG Cast – Episode 739: “It’s a Cat Union” appeared first on RPGamer.…

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RPG Cast – Episode 738: “Golf Innit” 2:25:06

8M ago2:25:06

2:25:06

Chris goes and touches grass in WoW. Matt brings about the apocalypse through dating. Phil is striking from Persona 5. Now let me tell you all the uses for earwax… Question of the Week What did you want to pick up from the Nintendo Direct? Check out the show notes here! The post RPG Cast – Episode 738: “Golf Innit” appeared first on RPGamer.…

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RPG Cast – Episode 737: “India’s Best Divorce Lawyer” 1:47:20

8M ago1:47:20

1:47:20

Chris requires pirate games to be on the ocean. Kelley’s over capybaras. Josh is betrayed by his potato peeler’s safety guard. Also, everybody hates Wakka. Question of the Week Have you had dreams involving games you are playing? Check out the show notes here! The post RPG Cast – Episode 737: “India’s Best Divorce Lawyer” appeared first on RPGamer.…

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RPG Cast – Episode 736: “Meowsable Pile of Secrets” 1:39:48

9M ago1:39:48

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Chris warns about goblins and bugbears living together. Josh learns he’s the most likely to be loaded into the soul cannon first. Kelley only watches the bottom half of Looney Tunes. And Robert has 99 problems but an EVA waifu ain’t one. Question of the Week What game will you die on a hill saying it’s bad no matter what the rest of the universe th…

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RPG Cast – Episode 735: “Dodge Dragonero” 1:55:46

9M ago1:55:46

1:55:46

Chris proclaims that WoW isn’t a battery drainer, it’s the Warlord of Draenor. Kelley has a soda-fresh Steamdeck. Josh discovers the fifth horseman of the apocalypse: politics. Robert wraps himself in a towel and puts himself in the oven. Question of the Week Other than the Konami code, what is a cheat code you remember? Check out the show notes he…

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RPG Cast – Episode 734: “You Have Died of Festive Dysentery” 1:36:36

9M ago1:36:36

1:36:36

Josh gives us a time to head pat update. Kelley has “unfriendly” written on her vet notes. Robert has spent 10,000 years in the friend zone. Chris designs a pirate city building game with cat girls and heavy metal music, that everyone can love. Question of the Week Which RPG character is most likely to have “unfriendly” written at the top of their …

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RPG Cast – Episode 733: “You Don’t Have to Go Home but You Can’t Fish Here” 1:45:54

9M ago1:45:54

1:45:54

Kelley builds a fan mod alternate LEGO Sonic build. Josh learns not to read the wiki…any wiki. Matt digs through Infinity’s trash to find out when the money ran out. Chris is watching the anime…but it’s not good either. Question of the Week Are you a video game hoarder? Do you use your items or save them? Check out the show notes here! The post RPG…

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RPG Cast – Episode 732: “Excited PoE Noises” 2:13:04

10M ago2:13:04

2:13:04

Kelley starts a Reddit fight. Robert learns about purrkour gaming. Pascal makes plans to be a booth babe. Chris eats the mic like it’s meat flavored cereal. Mung beans. Question of the Week Have you ever bought the same game on multiple consoles and been shamed for it? Check out the show notes here! The post RPG Cast – Episode 732: “Excited PoE Noi…

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RPG Cast – Episode 731: “Dragon Quest: Start Your Own Taco Adventure” 1:40:02

10M ago1:40:02

1:40:02

Kelley uses familiars to click her buttons. Josh scribbles in comic sans over your collector’s edition with a sharpie. Which is good because Chris can’t handle yet another collector’s edition. They’re all doing better than Ryan, though, who is suffering from Wizardry PTSD. Question of the Week What game engrossed you as a Tween? Check out the show …

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RPG Cast – Episode 730: “Never Played a JRPG” 2:10:58

10M ago2:10:58

2:10:58

Kelley tells us about her new clawed abomination: the cat-raptor. Chris tries to figure out who cross Ross is and why he’s so angry. Robert is “surprised” to find horse girls show up on the sheet. Josh is definitely here for the icons. Question of the Week What’s your JRPG July game of choice? Check out the show notes here! The post RPG Cast – Epis…

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RPG Cast – Episode 729: “Zelda Goes to IKEA” 2:15:16

10M ago2:15:16

2:15:16

Kelley becomes a Battletoads Jedi. Chris visits Atelier Risa the pleasure planet. Robert will pay the price of free-to-play. Josh patents our new adult animation series. Question of the Week What was your favorite announcement from the Nintendo Direct? Check out the show notes here! The post RPG Cast – Episode 729: “Zelda Goes to IKEA” appeared fir…

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RPG Cast – Episode 728: “Cats With Jiggle Physics” 2:10:06

11M ago2:10:06

2:10:06

Kelley makes a Morgen Wonk. Chris loves the smell of Gundam in the morning. Phil plays some Mathfinder while listening to his favorite new band, Creepy Lego Waifus. The cake has arrived. Question of the Week You ever convinced or were convinced by a friend to play a game and then you or they immediately stopped playing it? Check out the show notes …

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RPG Cast – Episode 727: “PlayStation go VRRR”

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Chris gets hit by the valley girl truck-kun and can’t leave the hinterlands. Sam makes a Sony Pony Button in order to become the true Unicorn Overlord. Kelley becomes a cat and pantomimes WoW lore while building Lego Minifigures that can punch dinosaurs. Question of the Week What RPG franchise do you want as a Lego set? Check out the show notes her…

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RPG Cast – Episode 726: “Princes of the Mew-niverse”

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Chris realizes WoW is the new Diablo. Phil bakes a potato into two. Kelley becomes a cat in a frog suit. And we’re dressing beds with old t-shirts. Question of the Week What did you like most from Summer Games Fest? Check out the show notes here! The post RPG Cast – Episode 726: “Princes of the Mew-niverse” appeared first on RPGamer.…

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RPG Cast – Episode 725: “Not Every Idea in the Factory Is a Good One”

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Ryan slip ‘n slides his health away. Robert lives on the side of danger and poor choices in video games. Meanwhile, Chris makes his own bathtub Geralt. Question of the Week Favorite RPG that was created based on an animé. Check out the show notes here! The post RPG Cast – Episode 725: “Not Every Idea in the Factory Is a Good One” appeared first on …

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RPG Cast – Episode 724: “Can I Sell You a Battle Pass Warranty?” 2:33:40

12M ago2:33:40

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Kelley eats radioactive sushi. Chris tries to learn what a “zound” is. Josh goes to the Millennium tower one last time and rips off his shirt. Johnathan makes his bi-annual visit to Suiko-shame Chris. Question of the Week What’s your favorite Atelier game? Creative answers also allowed. Check out the show notes here! The post RPG Cast – Episode 724…

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RPG Cast – Episode 723: “I Neptuned Out” 1:17:10

12M ago1:17:10

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Chris has his mind blown with Nep-nep lore. Robert develops his random Neptunia game launcher. And Kelley rolls off a balcony. RIP. Question of the Week What is your favorite immersive puzzle/adventure game? Check out the show notes here! The post RPG Cast – Episode 723: “I Neptuned Out” appeared first on RPGamer.…

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RPG Cast – Episode 722: “They’re Just a Stack of Rocks” 1:25:38

12M ago1:25:38

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Kelley risks her life trimming her cat’s nails. Chris optimizes Eiyuden Chronicle live on stream. Robert plays dental roulette. Question of the Week What’s the funniest way you can think of to stop Chris playing Path of Exile? Check out the show notes here! The post RPG Cast – Episode 722: “They’re Just a Stack of Rocks” appeared first on RPGamer.…

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RPG Cast – Episode 721: “Skyrim Helmet Sleep Mask” 2:19:18

1y ago2:19:18

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Chris force feeds people desserts to make people like each other. Ryan likes bad games, just like Chris. Kelley has a penchant for losing pendants. Matt throws some garbage in the pot and suddenly it’s pizza. Now let’s grow old and lose stats together. Question of the Week When was your personal RPG Golden Era? Check out the show notes here! The po…

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RPG Cast – Episode 720: “Self Checkout Bouncers” 1:12:28

1y ago1:12:28

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Chris gets ready for his favorite part of FFXIV, the benchmark. Kelley complains about her hotel bed while waiting for a tow truck. Josh is force feeding his army desserts. Meanwhile…wait…Robert…wake up, Robert! Question of the Week Tell us about your vacation disasters. Check out the show notes here! The post RPG Cast – Episode 720: “Self Checkout…

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RPG Cast – Episode 719: “Good morning, everybody. Hairball!” 1:41:34

1y ago1:41:34

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Kelley gets bored and cleans her bathroom. Memories of the Virtual Boy make Josh’s eyes hurt. Robert can’t stop singing about Albuquerque. Chris, meanwhile, decides to make his own farming sim with coffee shops and old people. Question of the Week What was your favorite game in the triple-i initiative showcase? Check out the show notes here! The po…

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RPG Cast – Episode 718: “Hamsterbam” 1:17:18

1y ago1:17:18

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Chris confesses to being a French Karen. Kelley is consumed by the Lego mimic freebie. And Robert gets an anime pretzel robot roommate. Question of the Week If you were a game director and could make a game collaboration with any property, which property would you choose? Check out the show notes here! The post RPG Cast – Episode 718: “Hamsterbam” …

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RPG Cast – Episode 717: “I Went to Tokyo Disneyland in Paris” 2:01:22

1y ago2:01:22

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Chris gets cheesecake from rats. Kelley punches worms to get her Tifa back. And Josh funds a re-dub of Yakuza with Mark Hamil. Now excuse us as we go attend tonight’s brawl at the local Waffle House. Question of the Week How do you handle DLC in a game? Wait for the full season pass? Play it as it comes out? Skip it entirely? Check out the show not…

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