Big News! We will be doing "Black & White Advice - Live" at New York Comedy Club on May 22 featuring stand-up from all three of the guys + questions from the audience. Get tickets here: https://newyorkcomedyclub.com/events/black-and-white-advice-ft-turner-sparks-phil-duckett-joe-russell On today's show Turner Sparks and Phil Duckett welcome the hil…

Big News! We will be doing "Black & White Advice - Live" at New York Comedy Club on May 22 featuring stand-up from all three of the guys + questions from the audience. Get tickets here: https://newyorkcomedyclub.com/events/black-and-white-advice-ft-turner-sparks-phil-duckett-joe-russell On today's show Turner Sparks and Phil Duckett welcome the hil…

On today's show Turner Sparks and Phil Duckett welcome the hilarious stand-up comedian Matt Wayne on who just released his new comedy special "Take a Sniff" on YouTube. Watch it here: https://youtu.be/1wkIrnlD98k?si=zrHCEmF5oSUSNS8- The guys talk about Matt and Turner's all-comedian flag football team in New York City and Matt makes outlandish clai…

On today's show Turner Sparks and Phil Duckett welcome the hilarious stand-up comedian and actor Ester Steinberg from The Marvelous Mrs. Maisel to talk about her new stand-up comedy special "Schmear Campaign" available on Amazon Prime Video & Apple TV After that, the crew answers all your questions including "How do I get my kid's school to cancel …

Turner Sparks and Phil Duckett are giving you a sneak peak into what happens after they sign off and the closing music plays. Every week they keep the mics on for Patreon subscribers only, and do a bonus show where they dive deep into the nitty gritty of their lives as New York City comedians. Today we roll highlights from recent Patreon-only shows…

Turner Sparks opens by telling Phil Duckett about his trip to visit his parents in California and the harrowing consequences of kicking the illegal immigrants out of the country. After that, the guys answers all your questions including "What are the typical white tattoos vs. typical black tattoos?", "Why do white guys love model trains?" and "Is b…

Turner Sparks opens by telling Phil Duckett about his recent show in Medford, Oregon and asking if he accidentally snitched on the only black guy in town. After that, the guys answers all your questions including "Why do white people drink milk with dinner?", "Do black people do April Fools?" and "Why does my white girlfriend always want to go to R…

On today's show Turner Sparks and Phil Duckett welcome the hilarious stand-up comedian Vanessa Jackson who has written on Saturday Night Live, HBO's "A Black Lady Sketch Show" and NBC's "A Little Late with Lilly Singh". We kick off the show by talking about the SNL experience and what sketches she pitched to get the job. After that, the crew answer…

Big News! We will be doing "Black & White Advice - Live" at New York Comedy Club on May 22 featuring stand-up from all three of the guys + questions from the audience. If you join for $5 & up at https://www.patreon.com/c/blackandwhiteadvice you get into the show for free! For everyone else go to https://newyorkcomedyclub.com/events/black-and-white-…

Turner Sparks and Phil Duckett book an Irish guest to teach them all about St. Patrick's Day and then the guest cancels minutes before going to air. So, the guys throw on some Leprechaun costumes and go through all the things they know about Ireland, which isn't much. After that, the guys answers all your questions including "Why do some people car…

Turner Sparks and Phil Duckett welcome the hilarious LeClerc Andre on to tell the story of how he recently performed with Chris Rock, Steve Martin, Martin Short and Leslie Jones all on one show at The Comedy Cellar. After that, the crew answers all your questions including "Who in America likes guns more, white people or black people?", "Did black …

Turner Sparks and Phil Duckett welcome NYC comedian Jessica Levin on the show to tell the story of how she ended up in the Woodstock 99 documentary on Turner's Delta flight, and to tell Phil to shut up about a thousand times. After that, the crew answers all your questions including "Am I allowed to do the Jamaican accent when I sing to Bob Marley?…

Turner Sparks and Phil Duckett welcome NYC comedian Wilfred Padua on the show to explain to the guys why and when Asians took break dancing from Black people. After that, the crew answers all your questions including "Should the NBA All-Star game go Black players vs. White players to improve ratings?", "Do Black people believe in aliens?" and "Can …

Turner Sparks opens the show by explaining to Phil Duckett the history of punk rock music in America, and Phil unveils his plan to turn Turner into a New York City rapper. After that, the crew answers all your questions including "Is yoga white people's most successful cultural appropriation?", "Did black people ever do Land Acknowledgements?", "Wh…

As Turner Sparks and Phil Duckett open the show by planning the details of Phil's first punk rock concert, exploring the failed economics of Red Lobster's unlimited shrimp and responding to listener hate mail. After that, the crew answers all your questions including "What topics should I study-up on to impress white guys on dates?", "What does dog…

Turner Sparks and Phil Duckett welcome New York City comedian Lee Valentin to bring you into the world of black culture and prepare you for the best month of the year, Black History Month. Follow Lee on Instagram @LeeValentin. The crew answers all your questions including "What race of panhandler would you give money to first?", "Why are black peop…

Turner Sparks and Phil Duckett welcome Turner's wife, Ye Ye aka "Cooking With Ye Ye" to teach them all about Chinese New Year as they celebrate The Year of the Snake. The crew answers all your questions including "Should I warn my black friends about how Chinese people say "um" and "that"?", "Are micro-aggressions real or something the media made u…

Turner Sparks and Phil Duckett welcome Pittsburgh's own Ray Zawodni who has a new comedy special on YouTube titled "Must Be Nice". Watch it HERE. Ray explains the pain of getting bullied by black kids in high school and the joy of wearing jean-shorts in the summer. The crew answers all your questions including "Why do white people worry so much abo…

Turner Sparks and Phil Duckett welcome one of Brooklyn, NY's finest comedians, Martin Urbano to the show to bring his off-the-wall Tex-Mex perspective to your questions. Martin just released "The Apology Comeback Special" comedy special on YouTube, and you can watch it here: https://youtu.be/U66yQzov2to?si=shJ_5mlbevl9lKaC. The crew answers all you…

Turner Sparks and Phil Duckett kick off 2025 with an absolute banger of an episode. Today the guys answer all of your questions including, "What flavor of Doritos can I bring to a mostly-white holiday party that won't be too spicy?", "How would Phil design a DEI training program to make it more effective?", "Can I change my thumb emoji back from a …

Turner Sparks and Phil Duckett are here with a collection of the greatest Black and White Advice questions of 2024 to end out the year. Thank your for all your support in year one. Send this greatest hits episode to all of your friends and help us grow. Today the guys tackle the age-old questions of "Should I Date Black Guys?", "Should I Say Black,…

Turner Sparks and Phil Duckett are here to wish you all a Very Merry Black and White Christmas. The crew answers all your questions on race including "How Do I Get My Roommate to Stop Cooking Soul Food?", "Why Do White Guys Wear Shorts All Winter Long?" and "Can I Tell My Black Girlfriend's Parents that I'm Atheist?". Plus, Phil tells a Christmas s…

Turner Sparks and Phil Duckett welcome Tara Cannistraci, aka The Bronx Barbie, as this week's guest on the show. Tara is a world touring stand-up comedian and the authority on all-things Italian. And by Italian we mean the real Italian culture from The Bronx. The crew answers all your questions including "Why do white people put so much stuff in th…

Turner Sparks and Phil Duckett welcome Naveed Mahbub, aka The Jimmy Kimmel of Bangladesh, as their first ever guest on the show. Naveed answers all their questions on Bangladesh including why was the country only founded in the 1970's, and what is it like to be in an arranged marriage? Plus, Naveed sticks around to join the guys in answering your q…

Turner Sparks and Phil Duckett are back with more questions they will come to regret answering, including "Why do white people smell bad when wet?", "Is it too late to make my Facebook profile image a black square?", "Why do so many black comedians use stage names?" and "Why do white people get the day off for Juneteenth?" Plus, Phil invites Turner…

Today Turner Sparks and Phil Duckett are back with more answers to your questions on race including "What do I tell my black son to do when his white friends cuss at their parents?", "Why do white people French kiss their dogs?", "How can I stop black people from making fun of my 'ratty old shoes?" and "Why do black people get so excited for magic …

Today Turner Sparks and Phil Duckett answer all of your burning questions on race including "How much do I have to spend on a gift for a house-warming party?", "Why are white people so into other people's business?", "How long do I have to wait to touch my black girlfriend's hair?" and "Why don't black people like adventure sports?". Plus, Turner r…

Today Turner Sparks and Phil Duckett answer "What is white people's obsession with The Royal Family?", "What is a proper amount of money to spend on a black wedding gift?", "How can I not be seen as a gentrifier in my black neighborhood?" and "Why do black people only smoke menthol cigarettes?". Plus, Phil gives his thoughts on white people with dr…

Today Turner Sparks and Phil Duckett tackle "Why Do White People Find Carrot Top Funny?", "How Do I Prepare for a Party in Brownsville, Brooklyn?", "How do I politely tell my black female roommate to speed it up in the bathroom before work?" and "I've only dated Asian women. Am I weird?". Plus, Phil defends CP Time. Have a question? Email us at Bla…

Halloween Episode! Turner Sparks and Phil Duckett answer all of your black and white Halloween themed questions today. Today we tackle "How do I get out of a Great Gatsby party with my wife?", "Why are all ghosts white?", "Can I do Blackface as Michael Jackson for Halloween?" and "My white girlfriend is pressuring me to have a Halloween kegger at m…

Turner Sparks and Phil Duckett area back with Episode 2 of America's new favorite show. Today they answer questions from listeners including "Should I Date Black Guys?", "Am I Racist For Not Liking White Comedians?", "Should I Tell People My Husband Is a Different Race?" and "What To Do When a White Person Puts Their Toes on My Armrest on a Flight?…

Comedians Turner Sparks & Phil Duckett bring together the races with their brand new show Black and White Advice. Every week the guys will answer all your questions on race, even the scary ones. In this premier episode they start with: "Why Don't White People Wear Lotion?", "Should I say African-American, Black or POC?", "What should I get my black…