Best What The Honk Podcasts (2025)

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433: Making the Ice 36:31

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2d ago36:31

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Why are there so few left-handed people? Can people do things on instinct alone? Why haven’t babies evolved to sleep through the night? We’ve heard of ice breakers, but what are some ice makers? How do I decide if I should have kids? …Hank and John Green have answers! If you're in need of dubious advice, email us at [email protected]. Join us f…

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When your birthday twin isn’t the celeb you hoped it would be. 27:41

2d ago27:41

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From the Big Sound Comedy Festival, Adam Christie reminds us all why we don’t assume where someone’s accent is from. And from Winnipeg, Sai Kit also reminds us why we shouldn’t assume where HIS accent is from!

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Instant Experts Ep 41 - US GOVT SHUTDOWN ENDS, EPSTEIN FILES SHUTDOWN CONTINUES! 44:34

7d ago44:34

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Send us a text here! In this week's tour of the world's Crooks, F*ckwits and Morons: Epstein Files release vote goes to Congress: “It’ll be the first bill we’ve read in years!” Trump prepares Epstein defence: “I asked for 18 but Jeff gave me 20% off!” 2020 Stolen Election hoaxsters are pardoned: “We just can’t fucking count, ok?” President Thomas J…

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Will there be more Battlefield Friends? 1:02:05

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By NeebsGaming

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432: Turtetiquette 38:48

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Who is responsible for the ridiculous pet names from John and Hank’s childhood? Any tips on how to cope with pre-wedding stress? Can you explain snot? What is turtle etiquette? What organs do you actually need? What would happen if the oceans were 50% less salty? …Hank and John Green have answers! If you're in need of dubious advice, email us at ha…

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What not to do with a nail gun, and when not to do it. 27:41

9d ago27:41

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From Winnipeg, Pete Zedlacher illustrates the ups and downs of airplane loyalty points. And Ryan Williams shares the depths of his various failures and the escapades. He’s also lucky to be alive!

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Instant Experts Ep 40 - DON'T MESS WITH THE ZOHRAN! - NYC Elects Mayor With No Experience! (of Sexual Harassment, Bribery) 42:05

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Send us a text here! In this week's tour of the world's Crooks, F*ckwits and Morons: Not Since O.J.!: Trump hit by legal shit sandwich as DC Sando-Terrorist walks free in shock loss of Trial of the Millenium - But if the sub don’t hit, you must acquit! How Could NY Elect a 34yo Who Never Molested, Defrauded Anyone?!: Patience, people! Trump ices tr…

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431: The Complicated Dust of Earl Tupper 40:15

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How can I eat blocks of moldy cheese and it be delicious, but if I eat a moldy sandwich I die? Are there any experiences from the past 12 years that have shaped your current self? How do I make doing dishes less horrible? Is “up to 100% leak proof” some sort of marketing legal lingo? …Hank and John Green have answers! If you're in need of dubious a…

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Go to space if you want ... but remember - it's not a perfect science. 27:41

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Groundhog day has a very special meaning for Travis Lindsay. He tells the folks of Cape Breton that it may have changed his life! And from Winnipeg, extroverted Mark Thomson says he is done with the introverts.

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Instant Experts Ep 39 - “BRIBED TRUMP? HOW DARE YOU!” says newly crowned Prince Andrew, Duke of Hazzard, House of Arkansas 44:06

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Send us a text here! In this week's tour of the world's Crooks, F*ckwits & Morons: Australia unleashes world’s smallest controversy as PM backs morbid New Wave over Punk, Glam & anthemic Britpop. No Oasis tix for you sir! Trump admits White House rebuild fail: "Movers lost The Epstein Files!" Lily Allen follow up album "David You're Still a C*nt" o…

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Battlefield 6 and the BEST launch Ever? 53:17

22d ago53:17

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Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoicesBy NeebsGaming

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430: A Yawn Across Time 49:40

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Would it be harder to swim in lava or water? Why do I have one long white hair that grows from my face cheek? What would the stars look like if I were moving faster than light, like the Enterprise in Star Trek? What role do John and Hank play with Partners In Health? How does gravity impact digestion? What is the longest length of time a yawn has b…

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Being a 30-year-old woman in the 1700’s suckkkkked 27:41

23d ago27:41

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From the Icebreakers Comedy Festival, Dylan Gott shares how he was fooled into attending Christian Camp. And from Hecklers in Victoria, Randee Neumeyer talks about her bedwetting. It went on longer than you think.

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Instant Experts Ep 38 - TRUMP, ALBANESE REACH HISTORIC AGREEMENT: “KEVIN RUDD SUCKS!” 42:45

28d ago42:45

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Send us a text here! In this week's tour of the world's Crooks, F*ckwits and Morons: Mr Albo goes to Washington!: “Nice place, but who's the old coot in The White House?” The AUKUS alliance lives!: Aussie cat burglars secretly rob The Louvre to fund new old US subs. Picked up a few grouse sketches as well! Trump flip-flops on Ukraine AGAIN: “I dunn…

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429: The Mouse Layer 35:47

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Why don’t ants drown when it rains? Why is my car covered in bees? How do I balance a profession I love with wanting to have a life outside of work? Why is it easy to put my feet in water, but it’s uncomfortable to get my shoulders in water? How do I help my child navigate questions and fears about religion? Is the “membership rate” in A Beautifull…

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These Tooth Fairy rates are out of control! 27:41

1M ago27:41

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From Parry Sound, Adrienne Fish weighs the pros and cons of being a step-mom vs step-dad. And one of them is a CLEAR winner. And from Winnipeg, Levi McCachen is trying hard to forgive the baby boomers.

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Instant Experts Ep 37 - MIDDLE EAST AT PEACE!* (*NO MORE WARS TIL TUESDAY) 39:42

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Send us a text here! In this week's tour of the world's Crooks, F*ckwits and Morons: Did Trump do good in Gaza? And if so, was it deliberate? The Honk & Henry Lee analyse Israel / Palestine - incorrectly! When a bee falls in the forest, is it agony or ecstasy? The Aussie Senate reports! Henry Lee in Bali! - ICE notified, Torpedos for 'Drug Boats' d…

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Who's Iggy Plejer & Did he Join Neebs Gaming? 59:56

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Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoicesBy NeebsGaming

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9. Jack Barry & Ian Smith 40:08

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Honk Shoo! It’s the final episode of the series (time for bed). Jack Barry and Ian Smith join Lulu in bed to talk climate hoaxes, big busty babes and mould. Subscribe for updates on Series 3! Instagram: @iamjackbarry @iansmithcomedy Produced by ⁠@stevepretty⁠ (who also did the music)

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428: Hard Pivot to Balls 44:07

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If humanity is around long enough, could another species evolve to look like us to deter predators? What did people do when they woke up before the existence of phones? What’s your favorite replacement for a swear word? How do purple baby carrots exist? How do I cope with the end of childhood? …Hank and John Green have answers! If you're in need of…

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“Doctor, your bicycling shorts are not inspiring confidence!” 27:41

1M ago27:41

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From Winnipeg, John Cullen has a very simple tip for his surgeon! And from Victoria, Emily Woods shares her acupuncture experience. It’s one that she AND her acupuncturist will never forget.

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Instant Experts Ep 36 - Trump Sends Troops into Chicago: "ONLY SHOOT DEMOCRATS, OK?" 41:33

1M ago41:33

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Send us a text here! In this week's tour of the world's Crooks, F*ckwits and Morons: WTF?! Trump says Middle East at peace but the Midwest a Warzone! Pam Bondi treats the Constitution like Kristi Noem treats dogs - with a bullet in the brain! US Government shutdown continues! - Except for steroid-addled Masked Childcatchers keeping the streets safe…

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427: Ghosts to Fix the Housing Crisis 38:50

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Do dogs have a preferred direction to chase their tail in? Why do we put the dollar sign before the number? Why don’t we have a word for “dying of thirst”? How do I approach public notoriety? …Hank and John Green have answers! If you're in need of dubious advice, email us at [email protected]. Join us for monthly livestreams at patreon.com/dear…

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It’s an all-Montreal show, with Gino Durante leading you through a somewhat bilingual press conference and Heidi Foss leading us through the ups and downs of a shaky medical system!