Send me ____________ through my E-mail at the footy(footer // bri'ish)

You could call me comp’s mentis, if you’re aware of me telling jokes. I’ll honestly be insulted if you don’t get them. Especially if you expect I don’t get them. Like I DON’T FUCKING KNOW WHAT I’M DOING?!?!?! FUUUUUCK YOUUUUU!??!??? -oh. What? …No…? Forget all the harsh words then, Friends.

Write if you struggle, Dremlins.

Nahhh, have a good fucken day cunt (as they say in AUS)

Just so everybody know as well, as there has been a LARGE DISPARITY AND DISPUTE ABOUT EXACTLY SOME THINGS ALONG THESE LINES IN THE NEWS, LATELY. But, my recording is 1 second shy of the genuine recording length. Thought that was a good joke. True a bit. Nobody murder-suicided, THIS, Guy. So, be assured I’m nowhere near crazy, LIKE THAT GROSS OLD-MONIED VEIN. Bye!

[not all jokes are perhaps in italics. Use your noggin if you’re hoggin]

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"I never thought to say this originally, because I wouldn't like to lose myself in a Social-Vacuum-Esque Hellscape.
Purely if you think I have something to be understood, or anything of value...
Then, and, only then.
Be a Fan.
I'm opening up the idea of conversational ramblings. I think I'm naturally born reactionary, but instilled within silence. Don't be silent...? I'm a rational Human-Rights advocate, and I create my own kindness adverse to systems of Politics, wherever possible. However I'm Just not a fan of Tories. Irony, however... makes me look at Hugh Dennis differently. Like a Human. Not a Toffee. Or John Cleese. Or countless other wealthy Artists I, "couldn't possibly", relate to."
{Poddy e-mail address coming soon.}