This week, we’ve got double the douching drama with two Booty Gangsters, two emails, and two very different approaches to cleaning out — one listener is curious about tea tree oil (the tingle is implied), while another proudly reports finding a brand-new method that finally works. Innovation is alive, well, and happening… in the bathroom.

We also saddle up for a fresh D-PIG on the Prowl story, because absolutely no public space is safe from chaos. In GIMME HEAD-Lines, we talk about World AIDS Day — and why not everyone is exactly being respectful about it — plus RFK Jr. somehow enters the chat and wants you to take his load. We wish we were kidding. We are not.

Dangilo gives us the theatrical tea on “Wicked for Good” and Working Girl: The Musical, while Dr. Carlton survives — and recaps — his very own Emergency Thanksgiving, and dental kinks.

And as always, they wrap it up with their Love Language of the Week, because after all that talk of tea tree, politics, and plumbing… we needed grounding.

Strap in, flush wisely, and press play — it’s another classic Butt Honestly ride.