Welcome back to BUTT HONESTLY, the podcast that isn’t afraid to poke around where the sun doesn’t shine. This week, we’re zeroing in on the almighty prostate—and let’s just say, things get… stimulating.

First up, a Booty Gang member writes in with questions about sex after prostate cancer, while another swears his prostate might be broken (spoiler: it’s not Amazon Prime, it doesn’t come with a warranty). And if that weren’t enough, a certain pig on the prowl checks in to let us know his prostate just got absolutely wrecked—but in the best possible way.

Meanwhile, Dr. Carlton slides into the weird and wonderful world of his prison DMs (apparently, orange really is the new black), while Dangilo shares a bloody IV situation that’ll make you clutch your pearls… or at least your veins.

Oh, and mark your calendars: Slutter Camp is happening August 30. If you’re not ready, now’s the time to stretch, hydrate, and maybe invest in a jockstrap or two.

As always, the guys wrap it all up with their “Love Language of the Week” — because after all the prostate poking, prison proposals, and IV drama, you’ll need a soft landing.