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Interesting Fact: Pumpkins are psychic. Dr. Jackol Antern first discovered this in 4482, Universe 6, but it has since been corroborated among scientists across the multiverse. All pumpkins larger than a humanoid thumb are psychic.

Botanists have yet to discover why pumpkins develop psychic abilities, especially given the utter normality of the vines themselves. The most popular theory suggests the psychic powers are used to deter predators. Pumpkins do not naturally ripen into various shades of orange, instead they project colors onto weak minds, potentially hoping the bright colors will make them seem dangerous. This has not stopped the annual pumpkin massacre, where pumpkins are mercilessly slaughtered, disemboweled, and baked into pies. To suppress pumpkin rebellion, many humanoids now decorate their porches with the hollow, desecrated corpses of former pumpkin leaders.

Mito, Dolly, and Rob accidentally switch assignments with the Epic Battle Announcers. While the three reporters are eager to go ahead with the interview Extra-Man has a few qualms.

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