It's Friday (somewhere in the world) and we're bringing you hot news straight from the press (don't burn your fingers!), some cooling Australian banter between our beloved farmers Ed & Ted and then heating up again with our deviously delightful Detective Dick! So many temperatures, so many flavours of humour, how could we spoil you so? It's because you deserve it.

Sit back, relax, and prepare for a quick bite of wonderfully humorous....uh...humour.

*We acknowledge that the introduction of "Ladies and Gentlemen" is not as inclusive as one would like it to be, but was written and recorded in a different time. We acknowledge that the world is full of billions of individuals, all unique and glorious and we wish to invite all those who enjoy a good laugh.

News, Push Bikes

Hester van der Vyver as News Anchor

Cheng as Jack

Ed & Ted, Give up the Smokes

Nate Gothard as Ed

Cheng as Ted

Thomas Taufan as Narrator

Dick Clever, Captain Hickory

Nate Gothard as Dick Clever

Thomas Taufan as Captain Hickory

Linda Chong as Sergeant Kransky

Written by Mike Jones and Iley Jones
Produced by Bass Mike Studios and Iris Lantern