This is it, gang. The one. The motherload. The Big Sleepenist, Bucket-Kickin'est, Dirt-Nappin'est Rebrand subject of all. We're taking on death. And to do it, we've enlisted the help of Author and Best American Poet (officially, in 2009), Maud Kelly. We figured, who better than a decorated wordsmith and master of metaphor to address the greatest my…

Wondrous Comedy Man Luke Null joins Mortly (celeb combo nickname) to get serious about the issue of Roommates. Luke regales us with tales of a punk rock house that used to be a morgue and getting an acid dealer to replace him when he had to move out of his Chicago apartment. Ashly gets real as hell about Mort’s living situation when they first met …

We're joined on this super funny episode by the great Elyza Halpern. She's an LA comic as well as an, dare we say, internet personality? Whatever you call her, she's goddamn hilarious. We discuss flying and all that entails: the fears, the similarities to a public bus, the need for a 'babies only' airline. Don't listen to this one on a flight. You …

We're joined by comedian, writer, director George Mcauliffe to rebrand the world of touring as a comedian! The boys are recording in Salt Lake City while finishing up a midwest tour. They talk about the experience as it compares to being a maniac in your 20s, how life is a podcast and doing standup while a dog is barking at you. We also discuss Geo…

We're psyched, blessed and honored to welcome co-host of the amazing Doughboys Podcast, Nick Wiger, to the pod! Nick brings it hard in this episode about birthdays despite not really liking them particularly! We discuss fav birthday memories, Arby's birthdays and vanilla as a flavor AND a lifestyle. Follow The Doughboys @doughboyspodcast and Mort a…

Friend, hit podcaster and real-life father of 2, Jeremy Kirkland of Blamo Podcast joins Rebrand to talk Dads! This is a wonderful episode that has lots of hilarious stuff (do kids today even GET japanese denim?!). But it's also a super insightful, vulnerable discussion about how to be a good dad and still remain chill as hell, as well the emotional…

Co-host of the beloved Doughboys podcast, improviser and friend Mike Mitchell joins America's marriedest couple to rebrand fast food! Learn how Mike and Mort met and get a brief run-down of LA sketch history including some Bob Odenkirk stories before we go wild designing all sorts of new restaurants! The crew discusses the magic of 80s fast food an…

America's brandingest couple is joined by comic and producer Julie Golden to change how we look at divorce. This episode is hilarious and deeply human as we discuss everything from platonic marriage ceremonies to what a divorced baby would sound like. Turns out maybe the best partner you could ever have is you. Too corny for a comedy podcast? We do…

Welcome to an especially dog-friendly episode of Rebrand! Los Angeles comic and Professional Brander Hannah Renee joins us to improve the branding of our branding-based show and talk about how pitbulls are actually great. We get real deep into throwing phones into traffic as a power move as well as how the artist Pitbull should have a pitbull named…

Ashly and Mort are v excited to be joined by legendary creator and host of Drunk History, Derek Waters. We discuss movie etiquette, the time Derek got an enraged motorist to chill, and Derek's history with the Mike Myer's film, The Love Guru. Lots of fun stories in this one, gang. We think you're gonna love it. Thanks for listening! Watch Side Ques…

Ashly and Mort are joined by wonderful LA comedian and friend of the pod, Danny Niquette. This week we’re rebranding Small Talk - and I can assure you despite what big talk may have led you to believe, small talk is where it’s at. Join us as we discuss a grey woman, Ashly and Mort’s first date, whoether we are pro or anti small talk, tattoos and so…

Rebrand is joined by the hosts of our fave podcast, Couples Therapy. Naomi Ekperigin and Andy Beckerman join the pod to address all things Anime! Mort's left out in the cold as he doesn't understand a goddamn thing said while Ashly and guests banter, roast and celebrate the best and the silliest Japanese animated TV shows. We go behind the scenes a…

LA based comedian and actor Hannah Beth joins Ashly and Mort to take on the controversial world of Reality Television. We discuss lots of crossovers (Like Jersey Shore on The Deadliest Catch (Not addressed on the show, but should have been), using Reality TV to learn about red flags and how Reality TV can make you feel better about your own bullshi…

Ash' and Mor' are joined by hilarious comic and real-life teacher, Justin Otis! They rebrand the profession of educator as well as the whole goddamn system. Topics include: how kids today aren't backflipping enough, sports betting on a baby basketball league and just how many kids Justin thinks he could take in a brawl (hint: it's double digits, ba…

The incomparable Beth May joins Ashly and Mort on this rolickin' fun episode. You may know Beth from the hilarious podcast Dungeons and Daddies. She brings us the suggestion of The Oscars and everybody absolutely goes off. Things get scandalous on this one, gang. How scandalous? Well, the ladies discuss their individual Wikifeet scores and Mort is …

Ashly and Mort are joined on this very spooky episode by co-host of the nationally syndicated Bob and Tom show, and one of Mort's oldest comedy pals, Josh Arnold! To rebrand the world of the non-corporal, your humble podcast-pals dare to explore the spirit realm and return with tales that frighten, confound and surprisingly, comfort! I guarantee th…

Sadly, Rebrand's better half, Mrs. Ashly Burch came ill, and so wasn't able to be on this episode. But fear not, Rebrandon's and Rebrandy's! We're joined by hilarious stand-up Dane Anthony who more than carries his weight as we rebrand America's game. Baseball. We explore the ramifications of arbitrarily adding 10 people onto the field, pet-care du…

Wow. Damn. I mean...this episode gets real and, dare I say, raw? Hilarious and startlingly articulate comic Everett Roberts joins Mort n' Ashly to rebrand the most dangerous game. Men. Their convo addresses everything from a gender rumspringa to how many times you should inhale while you're hugging your bros. There's also a surprising amount of vul…

Our city was on fire (it still kind of is, just less so) so we decided to rebrand climate change! This was recorded last week, when the fires were still raging. This episode turned out to be about many things: a broken but hopeful whisper to our fellow human to treat our planet with love, Elon Musk Vs. Run The Jewels, as well as scrambled dinosaur …

Look, we here at Rebrand The Podcast love all people. We make a concerted effort to live our lives free of prejudice. However, when hilarious Los Angeles comedian Jacob Rattner (@jacobrattnercomedy) wanted to rebrand France, we absolutely put them in our crosshairs and opened fire. Now, did we ultimately realize that any dislike of France comes fro…

Mort and Ashly finally do what the critics said they never could. They get REAL. This married-hosts only episode rebrands New Years resolutions and asks, "Hey, what if you're already, like, pretty good?" Mort steps into his inner-guru as The Sweeties discuss topics like how to be nice as hell to yourself in 2025, is quitting stuff easier if you are…

Comedian and actor Dana Weddle joins us on our longest and most cat-focused episode yet! Ashly, Mort and Dana spend this delightful 37 minutes discussing action cats, what happens when cats get high, and whether our ancestors were fish with big ol' butts! Stick around to find out how the gals respond to Mort pitching himself as the perfect modern a…

Your faithful hosts return for an especially troubling episode of Rebrand! In the first episode based on a fan suggestion, we're entering the dark world of the Megabus (an interstate bus-line). Be forewarned, this hilarious episode is not for the faint of heart as we address the main issue with Megabus' branding: their mascot who is named, impossib…

Rebrand welcomes their very first guest in the magnificent Jamie Manelis. She's a comedy writer/actor/director, pretty much all the slashes along with being wonderful and hilarious. Jamie shares her deep love of music and her fandom surrounding it. The crew takes this opportunity to rebrand the very nature of being a fan along with, ultimately, wor…

Happy beginning of the various holidays season! In this episode, America's marriediest couple give a much needed spin on Thanksgiving. It's Hanksgiving, y'all! Ashly and Mort drill down deep with their rebranding skills and address all of your Tom Hanks-themed holiday needs. They discuss Hanks-themed foods, Hanks-related gratitude and all of the be…

Mort and Ashly are both a little grumpy for this episode! Don't take it personally, gang, but they're comin' in HOT as they point their laser focus branding expertise to the perpetually annoying world of traffic. Join your favorite marrieds as they address mobile foot baths, bring plant-life to cars and try to remember a specific Enya song. Stick a…

In our first recording since the election, we're taking the existential lemons of fear and rage and turning them into the priceless gift of calming serenity by rebranding a loving expression that doesn't cost a thing: hugs. Join us in this very sweet and calming episode as we create a spa designed for cuddling and explore topics such as: adult swad…

Hello friends, hope you're taking care of yourselves today, this week, this year...etc. We're offering you a silly little episode of Rebrand where we goof it up concerning emojis. This one's a little dirty/dark/adult, so be forewarned. We elevate the emoji to the point of art by discussing: anatomically correct emojis and how to best use them, pres…

In what is possibly the most unhinged episode of Rebrand yet, Mort and Ashly take on the Goliath of the comfy shoe world: Crocs. Sit back and relax as America's most married couple discuss shoe collabs, high fashion, and the benefits of living in a house shaped like a single Croc.By Rebrand

Mort n' Ashly give a modern Rebrand to the beautiful state of Wyoming! Topics include: an entire dog city, a goth city, and the real-world practicality of the movie Space Jam.By Rebrand

Ashly and Mort wear many hats in this episode: PR firm, high-powered agents, shaman. it gets pretty wild. They're out to take Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson from action superstar to a critically lauded dramatic actor. They're pretty sure they nailed this one.By Rebrand

Join clinically adorable married couple Ashly Burch and Mort Burke for their first episode of Rebrand. Mort and Ashly take on the herculean task of rebranding Bagel Bites and along the way address the state of popular music (trigger warning there is some brief rapping), corporate advertising, and a Bagel Bite's themed film. Follow our socials! Ashl…

Arnold Schwarzenegger, former Mr. Olympia, Conan, Terminator, and Governor of California, delivers one of the best motivational speeches you will ever hear. "At the age of 20 I went to London and won the youngest Mr.Universe ever. And it was because I had a goal. So let me tell you something, visualizing a goal and going after it is fun. You have t…

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Will Smith's Life Advice Will Change Your Future! Listen to how you can overcome fear, doubt and people not believing in you. Follow Will Smith: YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCKuH...Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/willsmith/ Activate the bell beside the subscribe button to get a notification! If you know someone who could use this …

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Kobe Bryant, one of the greatest basketball players of all time, delivers one of the most eye-opening interviews of 2019, revealing stories and life lessons he's never told before! ►Speaker: Kobe Bryant Kobe is widely regarded as one of the greatest basketball players of all time. He's a former NBA player who played his entire 20-year career with t…

Col. Chris Hadfield, the mustachioed Canadian Astronaut and Commander of the International Space Station, gives one of the most eye opening interviews you will ever hear. ►Inspired? Get Hadfield's book, An Astronaut's Guide to Life on Earth: https://amzn.to/2Wt7sYZ►See more of Chris Hadfield's photos from space: https://chrishadfield.ca/photos/…

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These fans report from inside the stadiums in Denver, OKC and Oakland. Talking hoops! Also, these videos were referenced... Chris Paul nut punch: https://youtu.be/9F3tptzEWmM Michael Jordan eyes closed free throw: https://youtu.be/om56qV5tZHY

The playoffs are here! The playoffs are here! The playoffs are here! What a week in sports. And what is Magic Johnson actually doing? Who is going to win each first series in how many games? What should we bet? NBA Money podcast is back.

The Eccentric Force metric (by Peak Performance Project P3) is how fast you can slow down. Harden is 99th percentile, Doncic is 92nd percentile; Harden is first in step back 3s attempted, Doncic is second. Who does data effect how NBA players choice to play? We also talk about insuring contracts, the Chris Bosh jersey retirement, March Madness obse…

We discuss why Zion will get the largest shoe deal ever for a rookie, how to revamp the Lakers, why the Clippers keep on keeping on, what is means that the Warriors lost to the... Phoenix Suns, Houston’s playoff positioning, and a radical idea from our one listener that would allow NBA teams to give up their playoff eligibility for a chance at the …

NBA money is hoops talk with Schaeffer Arnold and David Smooke. Today we discuss the west team most likely to beat the warriors, the challengers facing the NCAA as they continue to block young professionals from making money, the two man MVP race, how likely the Lakers are to miss the playoffs, the trending effectiveness of jumbo lineups and who is…

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