You want comedy, and you don't have time to dick around. Introducing The Fallout Lounge, the scripted comedy sketch show that's in and out of your brain in minutes, leaving it refreshed and sparkling clean. It's not a podcast–it's a podsnack™! Created by a guy who wrote hundreds of funny radio commercials and then got fired.
…
continue reading
Ted and Michael Read Sketches Into Microphones is a sketch comedy podcast hosted by two longtime friends: Ted O’Gorman and Michael Paul Smith. It’s produced by Michael’s wife; podcaster Gillian Pensavalle (The Hamilcast, True Crime Obsessed), and features the three of them, as well as Ted’s brother Mike O’Gorman (Vice Principals, A.P Bio) in every episode. The sketches are short and often bizarre, and the genuine affection that all the people involved have for each other permeates the materi ...
…
continue reading

1
Compilation 15: Happy "Only the Presidents We Like" Day
27:27
27:27
Play later
Play later
Lists
Like
Liked
27:27If you've been twiddling your opposables. waiting for just the right moment to catch up on the Fallout Lounge, your derelict ship has come in. Seven, count 'em, seven sketches, each one honed to a glossy comedic sheen, lined up like chuckle soldiers for your ears to inspect. So download, guffaw, and then, well, then you'll want to subscribe! You'll…
…
continue reading
If the world makes no sense and you're grasping for answers, you're in luck. Here's God--yes, THAT God--to explain everything. Written and produced by Bob Merlotti. Voices by David Pasquesi, Dave Gerbosi, Russell Arons, Meg Ruddy, and Will Becton. Music, sound design, and mix by David Gerbosi.By Bob Merlotti
…
continue reading
American history will be made this week, and the week after that (it's how history works). But if you don't want to wait, here's a spoiler! Written by Bob Merlotti. Voices by David Pasquesi, Andy Bobrow, Meg Ruddy, Dave Gerbosi, and Bob Merlotti. Music, sound design, and mix by David Gerbosi.By Bob Merlotti
…
continue reading
Happy Holidays from the Fallout Lounge! May your days be merry and bright--although this classic sketch oughta tamp that brightness down a bit. Written, directed, and produced by Bob Merlotti. Voice by David Pasquesi. Sound design, music and mix by Dave Gerbosi.By Bob Merlotti
…
continue reading
It's up to all of us to leave the world a little better than we found it. That said, we're under no contractual obligation to do so. Written, directed, and produced by Bob Merlotti. Voices by David Pasquesi, Andrés duBouchet, Meg Ruddy, and Kathy Nagler (get well soon, Kathy!). Mix and sound design by Dave Gerbosi.…
…
continue reading
It's your patriotic duty to be an informed voter. And to be an informed voter, you must listen to hyperbolic political ads introducing new candidates. Hey, there's one right here! Written, directed, and produced by Bob Merlotti. Voices by Andrés duBouchet, Dennis Ryan, and Meg Ruddy. Sound design, music, and mix by Dave Gerbosi.…
…
continue reading
There's only one Barbra Streisand, and in her latest offering to her adoring fans, there's only one note. Written, directed, and produced by Bob Merlotti. Vocals by Kathy Nagler. Voices by Kathy Nagler, Dennis Ryan, Chris Cady, Monica Orozco, and Katherine Pryor. Sound design, music, and mix by Dave Gerbosi.…
…
continue reading
Tired of the same old World Wars on Netflix? Then hold onto your camo shorts, because you're ready for the next level of combat entertainment! Written, directed, and produced by Bob Merlotti. Voices by David Pasquesi, Andy Bobrow, Kathy Nagler, Meg Ruddy, Chris Cady, Dave Gerbosi, and Bob Merlotti. Sound design, music, and mix by Dave Gerbosi.…
…
continue reading
It's time for the game show that answers the question, "How badly do you want to be on television?" Park your dignity at the studio door and humiliate yourself for fame, cash, and merchandise! Written by Bob Merlotti. Voices by Andrés duBouchet, TV's John Montgomery, Meg Ruddy, Chris Cady, Russell Arons, Dave Gerbosi, and Bob Merlotti. Sound design…
…
continue reading
—There’s a new sports drink from New England! —A new PSA is out just for bros behind the wheel. —We present more lines that Gillian really (really) does not want to say. —There’s a new trend of bedroom etiquette…and a song to go with it! Ted and Michael Read Sketches into Microphones is a non-union production. While the creators wholeheartedly supp…
…
continue reading
When you want the very best in bottled water, when price is no object and your moral compass hasn't left the junk drawer in years, reach for an ice-cold Puerta al Cielo! Let the parched naysayers call it "blood water"--we call it thirst-quenching! Written by Bob Merlotti. Voices by Andrés duBouchet, Chris Cady, and Russell Arons. Sound design, musi…
…
continue reading
—Hogwarts LA is back with a new commercial! —Some adventurous friends are ravenous for brunch. —A 90’s commercial had a very dangerous brand of jeans. —Arnold Schwarzenegger unpacks famous song lyrics. Ted and Michael Read Sketches into Microphones is a non-union production. While the creators wholeheartedly support the WGA and SAG-AFTRA, and some …
…
continue reading
—We present more lines that Gillian really (really) does not want to say. —A dating app is out for a certain illegal industry. —A family in the dust bowl is as dysfunctional as it gets. —There’s a recall on a certain kind of impractical toilet. Ted and Michael Read Sketches into Microphones is a non-union production. While the creators wholehearted…
…
continue reading
—Ted and Michael unlock new celebrity characters in Super Smash Bros. —There’s a new home rental app which comes with real life experience. —Ted and Michael reveal a lost prospective James Bond theme song. —Roll call at a retirement home is never easy. Ted and Michael Read Sketches into Microphones is a non-union production. While the creators whol…
…
continue reading
—Ted and Michael claim to be altruistic inventors. —A new PSA is out just for bros who have to walk through doors. —Two cool kids in the cafeteria discuss some fast-approaching classmates. —There’s a new Fraud Kit for people who want to climb the corporate ladder! Ted and Michael Read Sketches into Microphones is a non-union production. While the c…
…
continue reading
—Two Russian guys head into a blind date. —A sports announcer cannot stop oversharing his observations. —We present more lines that Gillian really (really) does not want to say. —There’s a face mask to help your dog love you more! —Ted and Michael play a dangerous game called “Bee or Candy?” Ted and Michael Read Sketches into Microphones is a non-u…
…
continue reading
—Hogwarts LA is running a new commercial. —A professional athlete breaks up with his girlfriend. —”The Singing Bully” is back…as a horror movie. —Ted and Michael admire their wives’ intellects. Ted and Michael Read Sketches into Microphones is a non-union production. While the creators wholeheartedly support the WGA and SAG-AFTRA, and some are even…
…
continue reading
—The guys get a sneak peak of the latest “Fast and Furious” movie AND interview the cast! —Mike is back in the shower…with you. —A new PSA is out just for bros who don’t know how to treat a lady. —Ted, Michael, and Gillian have their annual secret Santa. Ted and Michael Read Sketches into Microphones is a non-union production. While the creators wh…
…
continue reading
—Ted and Michael unlock new celebrity characters in Super Smash Brothers! —A new PSA is out just for bros who need a tissue. —The newest teen party trend is both dangerous and delicious. —Ted and Michael join the space billionaires! Ted and Michael Read Sketches into Microphones is a non-union production. While the creators wholeheartedly support t…
…
continue reading
—The Avengers have a new, confusing enemy. —Michael introduces Ted to a spooky new prospective writing partner. —We present more lines that Gillian really (really) does not want to say —A new slow cooker also educates! Ted and Michael Read Sketches into Microphones is a non-union production. While the creators wholeheartedly support the WGA and SAG…
…
continue reading
It's football season! Time for every American to stock up on beer, artery-clogging foodstuffs, and to become an amateur expert on concussion protocol! It's also time for what promises to be a perennial favorite--or at least a perennial repost. Voices by both our regular cast and the proverbial "cast of thousands." Sound design and mix by Dave Gerbo…
…
continue reading
—Werner Herzog is up for parole! —A new parenting technique uses a legendary comedian as its model. —Ted unveils his newest impression…Michael! —A morning show’s food segment has a new spin on cereal. Ted and Michael Read Sketches into Microphones is a non-union production. While the creators wholeheartedly support the WGA and SAG-AFTRA, and some a…
…
continue reading
—Hogwarts is back with a new campus, and they've moved west! —We present lines that Gillian really (really) does not want to say. —A PSA just for bros who talk too much. —A sports announcer has no filter, and a ton of intuition. —”Ted and Michael” is remembered in a documentary from the future. Ted and Michael Read Sketches into Microphones is a no…
…
continue reading
Ted and Michael have to write a lot of sketches each season. Here’s how they do it! Ted and Michael Read Sketches into Microphones is a non-union production. While the creators wholeheartedly support the WGA and SAG-AFTRA, and some are even members of these unions, this podcast is not affected by the strikes. We stand with the unions. Plus we paid …
…
continue reading
Summer's almost over. If you haven't planned a trip yet, why not visit a quaint little hamlet unspoiled by crass tourism? Voices by Andrés duBouchet, Dave Gerbosi, Russell Arons, and Chris Cady. Sound design and mix by Dave Gerbosi.By Bob Merlotti
…
continue reading
Finally, a bipartisan podcast you can share with friends across the political spectrum! We consider this a modern spin on School House Rock's "I'm Just a Bill"--with a happy ending. Voices by Andrés duBouchet, Dave Gerbosi, Russell Arons, and Bob Merlotti. Sound design and mix by Dave Gerbosi.By Bob Merlotti
…
continue reading

1
Compilation 14: A Home in the 'Burbs and a White Picket Line
29:35
29:35
Play later
Play later
Lists
Like
Liked
29:35Many of you have a little extra time on your hands right now, whether you're engaged in a leisurely game of Jarts or joining your entertainment colleagues for a midday stroll. In any case, please enjoy this compilation, which features seven of our latest sketches. It'll provide your ears with a half-hour of summer distraction while you chase the ic…
…
continue reading
The trouble with most afterlifes is that you have to commit to them sight unseen. Wouldn't it be better if you were matched with an afterlife based on your beliefs, or lack thereof? Now, you can be! Voices by David Pasquesi, Andy Bobrow, Russell Arons, and Dave Gerbosi. Sound design and mix by Dave Gerbosi.…
…
continue reading
Why haven't bidets caught on in the U.S.? We definitely consume enough Taco Bell products to warrant their use. Finally, there's an American-made bidet that'll make you squat down and take notice! Voices by Barry Burdiak, Andrés duBouchet, Kathy Nagler, Russell Arons, Dave Gerbosi, and Bob Merlotti. Sound design, music, and mix by Dave Gerbosi.…
…
continue reading
The golden age of adult movies didn't happen by accident. It took the efforts of dedicated, hard-working individuals. Give a listen and gain some respect for the titans who once ruled the porn industry. Voices by Andrés duBouchet, Andy Bobrow, and Russell Arons. Sound design and mix by Dave Gerbosi.By Bob Merlotti
…
continue reading
We can all agree that one of our most welcoming, friendly states is Hawaii--the Aloha State! That is, of course, unless you owe Hawaii money. Then they play hard coconut. VO by Andrés duBouchet, Music, vocals, and mix by Dave Gerbosi.By Bob Merlotti
…
continue reading
Let's pause to honor a recently fallen cast member, Pope Benedict XVI, who right this very moment may be looking down and wishing us struck by lightning for claiming him as a cast member. Or looking up, who knows! And if you pray really hard, a brand new sketch will ascend from the underworld next week!…
…
continue reading
The New York Times' hugely popular podcast "The Daily," hosted by Michael Barbaro, provides listeners with in-depth reporting and analysis on the important issues of the day. But until now, you couldn't dance to it. Written by Bob Merlotti. Mix by Dave Gerbosi.By Bob Merlotti
…
continue reading
Scientists, PETA, and the entertainment community are in agreement that live primates should not be used in film. But what do monkeys have to say? Voices by David Pasquesi, Kathy Nagler, and Dennis Ryan. Mix by Dave Gerbosi.By Bob Merlotti
…
continue reading
New listener? Wonder what the Fallout Lounge is all about, or where to start? This trailer will give you the details you need to begin your comedic journey (spoiler alert: it ends in a dark alley behind Long John Silver's).By Bob Merlotti
…
continue reading
Friday the 14th, walking in front of a ladder, and a killer asteroid hitting the planet next to you. That's the thrill of near catastrophe you'll feel when you listen to our latest compilation. Six hilarious sketches, stitched together like a Human Centipede, each one barely skirting disaster. Should you download it? Share? Subscribe? Yes, all of t…
…
continue reading
The recent HBO documentary about Paul Newman and Joanne Woodward drew critical raves and fresh tomatoes. But there's more to the story, as we recently learned by bugging the Newman's Own boardroom. Written by Bob Merlotti. Voices by David Pasquesi, Russell Arons, and Dave Gerbosi. Sound design and mix by Dave Gerbosi.…
…
continue reading
Once in a blue election cycle, an artist emerges with their stubby finger on the faint pulse of the nation. Share this alternative national anthem with a patriot who's bullish about America! Written by Bob Merlotti. Vocals, music, and mix by Dave Gerbosi.
…
continue reading
Even the most rabid NFL fan can watch only so many concussions before they crave an expert to analyze those concussions. This halftime show has everything you'll ever need. Ever. Written by Bob Merlotti. Voices by Andrés duBouchet, David Pasquesi, Andy Bobrow, Patrick Schumacker, Kathy Nagler, Chris Cady, Barry Burdiak, Meg Ruddy, Dennis Ryan, TV's…
…
continue reading
Some days you're the fly, some days you're the windshield, and some days you stick your hand in a toaster oven. Written by Bob Merlotti. Voice by David Pasquesi, and introducing "Luna" and "Wolfie." Mix by Dave Gerbosi.
…
continue reading
It's time to paint over Pantone Color of the Year 2021 with a sassy new selection. Color us mixing a strong drink. Written by Bob Merlotti. Voices by Kathy Nagler, Barry Burdiak, Meg Ruddy, and Stevie Sant'Angelo. Mix by Dave Gerbosi.
…
continue reading
Tired of non-alcoholic beers that lack gusto? Hoist three sheets to the wind with the bold new NA brew that's cresting with flavor! Written by Bob Merlotti. Voices by David Pasquesi, Barry Burdiak, Chris Cady, Meg Ruddy, Kathy Nagler, Dennis Ryan, TV's John Montgomery, Dave Gerbosi, and Bob Merlotti. Music and mix by Dave Gerbosi.…
…
continue reading

1
Compilation 12: National Procrastination Act Expires
27:14
27:14
Play later
Play later
Lists
Like
Liked
27:14We've procrastinated all summer, and it's been one big, fat Target chaise longue of contentment. But now that all twelve compilations are displayed in a row for you to snatch up like an end-aisle display of RC Cola, the time has come for new material. Beginning next week, fresh sketches will drop like a coast-to-coast water balloon. So wrap up your…
…
continue reading

1
Compilation 11: Asphyxiated in the Garage Sale
28:00
28:00
Play later
Play later
Lists
Like
Liked
28:00In sweaty anticipation of all-new Season 5, we're unloading our old sketches for pennies on the dollar! Make us an offer on the patriotic adult book store sketch. Grab a bargain on the "Racist Johnny Appleseed" sketch! We can't say no offer is too insulting, because we're constantly humiliated--but that said, everything must go! C'mon, step into ou…
…
continue reading

1
Compilation 10: Our Ten Laugh Anniversary
25:17
25:17
Play later
Play later
Lists
Like
Liked
25:17"You won't get ten laughs out of this so called 'comedy program' of yours," the big-time agent scoffed, slamming the door in our faces. "We'll show him!" we said, full of more bravado than experience. Midway through Season Three, we had a total of four confirmed laughs--one of them clocked at 7.8 on the Garretty Guffaw Scale. We decided to alter ou…
…
continue reading

1
Compilation 9: The Webb Telescope, or Zillow in Space
25:17
25:17
Play later
Play later
Lists
Like
Liked
25:17Space: dark, cold, not worth exploring. Yet here we are, trying to locate a fixer-upper galaxy with potential. Will science find a place for rich assholes to escape before Earth goes belly up? Given that we haven't yet figured out how to get from Silver Lake to Santa Monica in less than an hour, probably not. Still, we boldly go where no man has go…
…
continue reading

1
Compilation 8: The Mid-Apocalypse Classic
22:24
22:24
Play later
Play later
Lists
Like
Liked
22:24Much like our national pastime of shooting each other, this week marks the traditional halfway mark of the baseball season. Also, we're 50% of the way to humanity's demise! And what better way to honor the stretch run of our extinction than this compilation, which mocks not only sacred cows, but also sacred Popes, sacred Hollywood stars, and sacred…
…
continue reading
It's time for rocket's red glare and fingers blowing off in air. That's right, Independence Day, and while you may not feel like watching fireworks, you can still light the fuse of comedy, have the fuse fizzle for a bit and then appear to go out, and then stick your head in to check what the problem may be, and have comedy go off in your face. This…
…
continue reading

1
Compilation 6: The "Americans Don't Find that Funny" Hearings
23:52
23:52
Play later
Play later
Lists
Like
Liked
23:52It was the worst of times, it was the shittiest of times. Gripped by fear that the Soviets were undermining democracy through comedy, brave white Senators held serious hearings about the country's need for seriousness. Joy buzzers and seltzer bottles were banned, and dropping one's pants in public to reveal boxer shorts with little hearts on them b…
…
continue reading

1
Compilation 5: Moist, Melty, Fetid Summer
24:00
24:00
Play later
Play later
Lists
Like
Liked
24:00Our fifth compilation features a litany of reasons why your summer is going to eat a biggie. But nobody likes a swelter-spoiler, so dig those mangled earbuds out of your sweat-stained tricot-mesh swimsuit pocket, tune into these seven hilarious sketches, and sink your flip-flops into the bubbling Trader Joe's parking lot until you stick and the asp…
…
continue reading