We reach the halfway point for Miike May with probably his most well-known film, Audition (1999). A widow sets up a fake audition for a wife; she fits the role to a 'T, T, T". Fellow misophoniacs (people with misophonia) will be outraged by the sounds in this one....wet. mouth. noises. Rae sleeps through the Last Broadcast for this weeks #tubiornot…

We celebrate Asian Heritage month by spotlighting prolific Japanese director in the horror genre, Takashi Miike. This year, we are trying to present more diverse offerings. Therefore, we chose the heavy hitter, Takashi Miike, and a month of his most notorious films. First up! 2001's yakuza-themed gore fest, Ichi the Killer, based on the manga by Hi…

We are closing out #Cronenberg month with Stephen King's The Dead Zone, starring Christopher Walken and America's president, Martin Sheen. While categorized as a horror movie, a case can be made for it being a fantasy-scifi thriller. Rae picks the a great hand a cards when reviewing Tarot Curse (2025) for this weeks Tubi or Not Tubi Up Next: Ichi t…

Episode 126, or what we've deemed "the movie where sexual consent hadn't been invented yet", where we cover Cronenberg's 1975 sexual body horror, Shivers. We have differing opinions on this one, but we do agree that Gunn's Slither owes a lot to this lesser-known Cronenberg classic. Cited Work: Grotesque Desire: The Early Horror Films of David Crone…

We're halfway through our Cronenberg month with this week's selection of infamously head-bursting Scanners (1981). Scanners Kim and Cameron battle a group of underground telepathic militia led by Revok, played by Hollywood staple Michael Ironside. We also discuss this movie's statement on the real-life scandal of congenital disabilities brought on …

This weeks selection was a milder of the Cronenberg body horror classics, with The Brood (1979). We learn what happens when you let rage build up in your body without an outlet - a weird sac attaches to your stomach producing anger babies hell-bent on destruction. Ween escapes to Elviras Haunted Hills for this weeks Tubi or Not Tubi Up Next: Scanne…

Like a bloated stomach containing a giant maggot, we are starting our extended April with the films of David Cronenberg. First on the docket is the 1987 masterpiece, The Fly. Geena and Jeff got mad chemistry and matching hairdos. Also discussed: who's giving Brundle more baboons, flooding and tearing, and the magnificence of movie music composers? …

We end Female Horror Directors Month with Jennifer Kent's emotionally and tragically beautiful The Nightingale. This is a one-and-done for both ladies. It's a tough watch, and there's not a mental state that will prepare you for this. If you are watching along, trigger warnings: child murder, brutal sexual assault, and horrific racism. Ween wades i…

We are onto our 3rd week of Female Horror Directors month, with Kathryn Bigelow's vampire-centric Near Dark (1987), starring a young Adrian Pasdar and Bill Paxton. We apologize that Ween's sound isn't the best for the last 30 minutes; we weren't recording in person this week. Rae looks in a spooky mirror with Amityville: A New Beginning for #Tubior…

With our fingers crossed for an Oscar win, we celebrated our love of Coralie Fargeat, with 2017's Revenge. If you are listening this in the now times, you know that we are disappointed. We can see how the Substance is her follow-up feminist horror movie. Rae's notes were full of "dis bich". Ween laughs through the abysmal "The Wind Walkers" for thi…

We are starting off Female Horror Directors Month with Jackie Kongs, splatstick masterpice, Blood Diner (1987). Funnier than Troma, with a more satirical bite, this is a 10/10 recommend from us. Rae "irish's" she never watched Invoked (2015) for this weeks Tubi or Not Tubi Up Next: Revenge (2017) What We're Watching Hot Fuzz Silent Night (2012) #ho…

We close out Vladentines Day Month with Robert Eggers visually arresting remake, Nosferatu (2024). Everyone is hitting out of the park in this gorgeous new release from Focus Films, in particular, shout out to Lily-Rose Depp, who is literally chewing scenery every time she's on screen. Ween takes on the soap opera in space that is Dead Space for Tu…

We enter the 21st century with another Dracula retelling for the third week of Vladentines Month, Shadow of the Vampire (2000). Based on the urban legend of the actor Max Shrecks iconic turn as the bloodthirsty Count Orlock played with absolute perfection by Willem Defoe. Also discussed: Visiting The Akron Haunted Schoolhouse for Cupid's Revenge. R…

Of all of Vladentines Month's, this week's selection is the most romantic. We discuss bad wigs, even worse accents, and some of the most memorable romantic dialogue in Francis Ford Coppola's Dracula (1992). Ween is sent to the principal's office with this week's Tubi or Not Tubi, Deadly Detention (2017). Up Next: Shadow of the Vampire (2000) What W…

We enter the second month of our year of directors with...vampire movies? Yes, it's the month of love and sex, so why not pay homage to the OG heartbreaker, Vlad Dracul. We begin with Tod Browning's 1931 Dracula, starring the hunky Hungarian Bela Lugosi. Rae reviews The Pizzagate Massacre for Tubi or Not Tubi Up Next: Bram Stoker's Dracuila What We…

Watch out, listeners or Su-Satan will squirt Ecto Cooler directly into your mouth! We struggle through our last selection for Carpentuary, Prince of Darkness (1987). With an absolutely convoluted plot, Alice Cooper shivving people with a bike, and a space alien demon antichrist erupting from hell, this movie is a journey. Ween covers Straight Edged…

We continue with John Carpenter month - Carpenuary - with the 1980's, The Fog. We both enjoyed the heck out of this goofy supernatural starring Tom Atkins, Adrienne Barbeau, Janet Leigh, Jamie Lee Curtis, and Hal Holbrook. Also, is it in TA's contract to be a crippling alcoholic with a penchant for road sodas in every movie? Rae covers Twinsanity f…

Carpenter January! Carptenry! This week, we WRESTLE Carpenter's 1988 They Live, starring Rowdy Roddy Piper and Keith David. This classic is known for its one-liners, 6.5 minute fight scene, and iconic messages. Ween covers Blood Clots for Tubi or Not Tubi this week! Up Next: The Fog What We're Watching: ⁠Last Week Tonight with John Oliver - WWE Iro…

We've started our year of directors, with..drum roll...John Carpenter. For the selections of films of Carpenter we will be showcasing, we begin with the masterpiece, The Thing. With an amazing cast and a parlor-like mystery, this film will keep you guessing with its perfectly ambiguously ending. Rae covers Man Thing for Tubi or Not Tubi this week! …

We finish up the 2024 holiday season with the absolutely hysterical, Santas Slay (2005) with Bill Goldberg. It's an absolute delightful 80 minute splatstick bad santa tale which also stars Robert Culp, Fran Drescher, Chris Kattan, and James Caan! Ween covers Saturday the 14th for Tubi or Not Tubi this week! Up Next: The Thing! What We're Watching: …

We end the franchise on a high note with Martin Kritosser's Silent Night Deadly Night 5: The Toy Maker, with screen legend Mickey Rooney as the titular toy maker. Just as horny as the other entries in this series and back to form with the goofiness. Rae reviews Stuart Gordon's 1991 Dagon for Tubi or Not Tubi Up Next: Santas Slay (with Goldberg!) Wh…

The celebration of the season continues with the movie in which Rae continually forgets that it was supposed to be set at Christmas. Have you ever wanted to see Clint Howard have sex? Well, if that's a yes, there's Brian Yuzna's 1990 offering, Silent Night, Deadly Night 4: Initiation. With special effects by Screaming Mad George, this is an absolut…

Remember how happy we were last week? Our emotions have taken a nose dive with Monte Hellman's Silent Night Deadly Night: Better Watch Out! (1989). Between weird incestual undertones to an orange juice-filled brain case, only one-third of the cast was in on the joke. Ween reviews Banshee Chapter for this weeks #tubiornottubi Up Next: Silent Night, …

It's a two-fer this week! Because Silent Night Deadly Night 2 is mostly scenes from the 1st movie, we decided to combine the two into one larger episode. Never has there been a more exciting GARBAGE DAY. Ween reviews #DrGiggles for #TubiornotTubi for this week What We're Watching: University Circle - Holiday in the Circle Aqua Teen Hunger Force Up …

We finally finished the NOES franchise with Wes Craven's New Nightmare (1994). Rae was recovering from surgery, a little high, and a little drunk, so she barely remembers the plot - Ween does a fantastic job trying to piece the plot together. We discuss why NOES is a fan favorite, its cultural importance, and the series' ranking. Rae reviewed Polon…

We are so close to the end, Friends. At this point, the franchise has completely gone off the rails, and no one has control over Robert Englund. With cameos from Roseanne Barr and Tom Arnold, Freddy's Dead - The Final Nightmare (1991) nightmare pile in a sadness bowl (IYKYK). Ween reviews Dollman vs Demonic Toys for this weeks #TubiornotTubi Up Nex…

We are nearing the end of our NOES retrospective with the last of our 'original' Elm Street kids connection for Nightmare on Elm Street 5: The Dream Child. The story is a mess, but the artistic design is excellent. Rae actually has nice things to say this week! Rae also reviews Killjoy (2000) for this weeks #TubiornotTubi Up Next: Freddy's Dead: Th…

Two very exciting events are happening this week: THE UNITED STATES ELECTION AND WE ARE FREAKING OUT...oh, and we celebrated our 3rd anniversary. For our anniversary, we usually review a movie that's close to us, and we chose Kevin Smith's almost unattainable (or so we thought) dramatic horror, Red State. We also wrap up with our year-end superlati…

We're halfway done! This week, we cover the 4th installment in the Nightmare on Elm Street, Dream Master, directed by Renny Harlin. This movie is an awful mess, but, much to Rae's dismay, the top-billed Robert Englund takes Freddy out for a 'comedic stroll.' Can you hear Rae's eye roll from there? Up Next: Our 3rd Anniversary! What We're Watching: …

It's here! The 100th episode hath arrived, and we are 'treatin' ourselves' with four Halloween episodes of South Park that are near and dear to our hearts. To celebrate this occasion, we are joined by our returning guest host, Scarlet, to break it down! Buckle up, guys; it's a long one - plus spooky trivia! Up Next: NOES 4: The Dream Master What We…

Spin up the Dokken and get ready to fight Freddy with the Dream Warriors! We move ever closer to our 100th and deeper into this franchise by dissecting NOES 3: Dream Warriors. We are getting quippy with it (Freddy is...Rae has nothing to do with puns). Rae covers Come out and Play for #TubiOrNotTubi Up Next: 100th Episode!!! What We're Watching/Lis…

Up this week, the atrocious Michael Bay-produced remake that no one asked for, 2010's Nightmare on Elm Street, a film that took what 84 did so well and churned out a neutered and self-serious entry into the franchise. Ween covers Clown for #TubiornotTubi Up Next: Nightmare on Elm Street 3: Dream Warrior What We're Watching: Menedez Brother: Monster…

The day hath arrived! We begin breaking down Ween's favorite horror franchise, Nightmare on Elm Street (NOES), starting with the OG, NOES (1984). Rae will work on keeping some opinions to herself except when delivering the smackdown on our #tubiornottubi selection, Beneath Us All. Up Next: NOES (2010) What We're Watching ⁠American Murder: Laci Pete…

We close out "Back to School" month with the utterly fantastic Paranorman (2015). Norman doesn't fit in - no one wants anything to do with him except for the dead townsfolk continually bending his ear. This was a winner for us - would absolutely recommend. Ween regales us with her review of Empathy, Inc for #tubiornottubi What We're Watching Stepho…

We continue to celebrate Back to School with Gil Kenan's 2006 animated kids horror, Monster House. We had a few issues with the storyline and some side characters, but overall, it was an enjoyable watch. Rae also covers Pollen (2023) for #TubiornotTubi What We're Watching Alien Super Show Dirty Pop Where to Find us: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠…

We continue on with Back to School month with the delightful kid's comedy horror Goosebumps (2015). While the CGI isn't the best, check your brain at the door and enjoy this fast-paced fun movie. Ween covers "Pillow Party Massacre" for #tubiornottubi What We're Watching Smile CrazySexyCool: The TLC Story Where to Find us: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠…

Guys, we've peaked! Pack it in, we're done. Kidding! We celebrate Back to School with some kid's horror this month, starting with a show favorite, Beetlejuice (1988). Tim Burton's comedic horror is helmed by Michael Keaton as the titular, Beetlejuice. It's a love fest in this episode, with lots of quoting and drooling over Delia Deetz's wardrobe. R…

We've reached the end, y'all. It's been an enjoyable journey, at least for Rae. We close out the franchise with Rotten Rid's 2017 entry, Covenant. The practical is awesome, M-Fass is back, and wonderful Katherine Waterston added to the mix. We rank the whole franchise and there's only been one real stinker. Check out our YouTube for more reviews! U…

We see the light at the end of the tunnel! We are rounding the final bend on our Alien franchise retrospective with Ridley Scott's 2012 opus, Prometheus. With an amazingly stacked cast, this film puts the entire franchise into motion with Michael Fassbender as Michael, Charlize Theron as Vickers, and Noomi Rapace as Shaw. Remember Idris with his ac…

We've hit the midway point in our Alien franchise retrospective with Jean-Pierre Jeunet's, Alien Resurrection (1997). While more visually exciting than Alien3, it's a bit of a mess. Starring Winona Ryder, Dan Hadeya, Brad Douriff, Michael Wincott, and a very reluctant Sigourney Weaver - who said she signed on after the dump truck of money was backe…

We are venturing farther into the frontier with the 1992 absolute snorefest entry into the Alien franchise with David Fincher's (!), Alien3. Sigourney is an exec producer, Finchers first feature film, and can someone point me to Paul McCann? What We're Watching Deadpool and Wolverine LongLegs Where to Find us: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Insta…

For this episode of the second offering of the Alien franchise, Aliens (1986), Ween's boyfriend, aptly named' Boyfriend', joins us. We were so lucky to have Boyfriend join us, as he's a font of information when it comes to movies he's watched in the double digits. We discuss childbirth, everything being covered in milk, and the mysterious and elusi…

It's franchise time again! We are embarking on a journey to the final frontier—space! To prepare for the upcoming August release of Alien: Romulus, we are breaking down each movie in this series, starting with the 1979 classic from Ridley Scott, Alien. What We're Watching: Tell Them You Love Me Artful Dodger Where to Find us: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠…

This one should be interesting...it was a long day podcasting and Rae is already in the bag. Enjoy the lovefest for the 2022 understated film based on haute cuisine, the Menu, from director Mark Mylod. Starring Anna Taylor Joy, Nicolas Hoult, and Ralph Fiennes, this is a slow burn that leads to a weirdly satisfying conclusion. Also, for Tubi or not…

We are still celebrating 'Murica with a movie depicting one our favorite Presidents, Honest Abe, but if Lincoln also hunted vampires. We both generally enjoyed this; for a bloody action movie, you could do worse! Also, buckle up because the wine starts hitting Rae by the end. Up Next: The Menu Watch We're Watching Brats (2024) Frailty (2001)…

Is there no other 4th of July horror besides this? Oy Vey, this was one for the books. We had a good time talking about it, but boy howdy, was it awful to watch. We reviewed Larry Cohen and Bill Lustig's 1996, horror parody, Uncle Sam, where a gulf war veteran comes back from the grave to kill, everyone but his nephew. Which, gross movie. What We'r…

We chose something this week that came up randomly, and fate has delivered it! Is this one of my favorite movies that we've watched this year? Quite possibly. Hollywood, you are leaving money on the table by not casting John Boyega in EVERYTHING. Up Next: Uncle Sam What We're Watching: The Other F Word How it Really Happened ⁠ Where to Find us: ⁠⁠⁠…

Happy #Pride2024! Due to Ween's 40th birthday celebration and scheduling, we cannot record this week. Please enjoy a blast from the past, with our talk about 2023 #pridemonth selections, The Craft (1996). Where to Find us: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Instagram⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Facebook⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Youtube⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠…

Well guys, we finally tackled the one movie on EVERY F@#@ING #GAYHORROR LIST. We were underwhelmed, to be honest. Come (heh) for the Bowie and stay for the Catherine Deneuve. The ending ruined this movie, which, let's all be honest, this was one big new wave music video. What We're Watching: Queer for Fear God Awful Movies Podcast Where to Find us:…

We open #PRIDE month with the new release, Slay (2024), a Tubi Original release. Four drag queens, booked at the wrong venue, win over an unfriendly crowd when they become the dive bar's defenders against a vampire attack. We are joined by one of our favorite guest hosts, Will! Also, get yourself a Bidet, people! What We're Watching: Paris is Burni…