S2 : EP 2 Welcome to Like Throwing Salt on a Snail — a raw, restless, and a little ridiculous dive into how we stress ourselves out... and the weird, wild, sometimes wonderful ways we cope. Ever been set off by toe tapping under a desk or someone saying “no offense, but…”? Yeah. Us too. From unsolicited advice to personal space invaders, snorers, o…

S2 : EP 1 "Your Face looks like a Tire and you Need an Alignment" On today’s episode we lovingly (sort of) dissect the odd, hilarious, and downright unexplainable world of human features. We’re not scientists, dermatologists, or stylists. We’re just two dangerously observant weirdos with mics and a strong urge to compare your nose to a toucan’s bea…

S1 : EP 25 – The University of Life Class is in session—and it always will be. In our season finale, we're breaking down the trials, the tribulations, and the hard-earned wisdom that only life itself can teach. No sugarcoating, no shortcuts—just raw lessons from the real world. **Don’t sweat the small stuff.** Life will throw punches. When it does,…

S1 : EP 24 Much to do About Nothing – Misconceptions & Superpowers In this episode, we’re clearing up the chaos, debunking the wildest misconceptions about us, and dissecting the truths our *actual* superpowers. Spoiler: we’re not as “chill” as we seem (or maybe we are?). Art’s the “don’t sweat the small stuff” guy, but cross that line and prepare …

S1 : EP 23 **The Good and Bad with Video Games** In this episode, we’re talking about video games—the sweet, sweet dopamine hits... and the crushing disappointment when your character gets stuck and you get frustrated. We’ll cover everything from the joy of finally leveling up to the pure rage of video game fatigue. You know, the stuff that makes y…

S1 : EP 22 "I'm Overstimulated and Woke Up Feeling Sick"** In this episode, we're venting, verbal vomiting, and sharing all the little annoyances that have been driving us crazy lately. From dry skin to canker sores to the worst experiences at the gym, we’re letting it all out. We dive into everything that’s irritating us today—from Uber cancellati…

S1 : EP 21 Nowadays Anyone Can Be a Doctor In this episode, we dive into the challenges of navigating the healthcare system in the USA. Sharing personal experiences with doctors, we discuss the frustrations of feeling unheard and the struggle for quality care. We explore how many doctors resist patient involvement and how discrimination, especially…

S1 : EP 20 "I Don’t Wanna, But I’m Gonna" – The Dark Side of Success In this episode, we’re getting real about the price of success. From sacrificing your time, mental health, and relationships to risking your financial stability and ethics, success doesn’t come without a cost. We dive into the hidden toll of constant hustle, the burnout, the compr…

S1 : EP 19 There's Marriage... and Then There's Texas Marriage Strap in for a wild ride through love, lust, and… Texas-style “freedom.” In this episode, we dive deep into everything from upside-down pineapples (yep, you read that right) to why younger folks are rushing into the big "I do." Is it love, or are they just trying to escape their parents…

S1 : EP 18 Elliot's back from his travels to California, and in this episode, we dive into the world of public transportation. There was a time when taking the bus or train was seen as a sign of poverty, long before anyone cared about the greenhouse effect or pollution. Environmentalists didn’t exist, and public transit was stigmatized as something…

S1 :EP 17 Why Can’t We Be Friends? In this episode, we dive into the complexities of friendship—its many types, the importance of quality over quantity, and how friendships shape our lives. We explore navigating work vs. personal friendships, the influence of friends over parents, and when it's time to walk away from toxic friendships. From betraya…

S1 : EP 16 Soul Searching in Italy & Big Decisions** In today’s episode, I share my vacation to Italy 🇮🇹 and how travel helps me reflect on life. I’m lucky to travel the world for work 🌎, but I also talk about how you can’t just travel with anyone — it’s all about the right people. During my trip, I had a moment of clarity and decided to go to law …

S1 : EP 15 *Album Review Episode*Miseducation of Lauryn Hill & Bright Eyes-I’m Wide Awake, It’s Morning*, where we dive into the albums that have shaped us, one track at a time. In today’s episode, we each choose a special album to review, exploring what it means to us, the memories tied to it, and what we think the lyrics really say—though we can'…

S1 : EP14 In this episode, we’re sharing the dumb ways we’ve gotten hurt—because let's face it, humans are reckless. We’ll talk about our obsession with watching skateboarding kids wipe out on YouTube (bonus points if they break bones and scream for their mom). From Art’s forklift accident to a baseball bat to the head in junior high, we’ve had our…

Join us for Episode 13 of Therapy as we dive into the highs and lows of counseling. From thinking therapy was only for “crazy” people to realizing it’s now a part of everyday life, we’ll share awkward stories – like the school counselors who pushed heavy topics when we just needed someone to listen and let’s not forget the marriage counseling disas…

S1 : EP12 Welcome to *Truth Day*—a no-holds-barred episode where we say whatever’s on our minds. Art Vile and Elliot spitball stories, from sneaking snacks into theaters to the weirdness of losing your keys and blaming others. We reminisce about sneaking 20 kids into drive-ins, late-night playgrounds, and Art taking Elliot to the park for fresh air…

S1 : EP11 Today, we’re talking love—how we try to control it, how we shouldn’t, and how I learned that the hard way. Love shouldn’t feel forced. How becoming a dad changed everything for me(Art)—my son (Elliot) taught me more about love than any relationship ever did. But let’s be real, relationships are messy. And Valentine’s Day? A bit of history…

S1 : EP10 Are we all stuck in a hamster wheel, running in place? Life’s the wheel, and we’re just going through the motions. Is this by design, or have we checked out? When Art was growing up, he juggled work, school, chores, and still partied. Kids today get a trophy for getting off the couch and call themselves adults for filling out a form onlin…

S1 : EP9 In today’s episode, we’re diving into the wild world of voices! From vocal fry to baby talk, we’ll be pointing out and making fun of the different ways people speak. Join us for a hilarious ride through the most cringeworthy, bizarre, and attention-grabbing voices around—because today, we just feel like talking smack! We’ll cover: - High-p…

S1 : EP8 Hit the road with us as we explore the quirky, hilarious, and sometimes bizarre world of driving! Whether you're a road trip pro or just trying to survive the daily commute, we’ve got you covered. In today’s episode, we dive into everything from weird behind-the-wheel habits (like nose picking and flossing, yep, we said it) to the strange …

S1 : EP7 Welcome to the wild side of pet obsession. Art Vile and Elliot dive headfirst into the madness of modern pet culture—where fur babies get birthday parties, custom piñatas, and professional photoshoots. Emotional support animals are taking over the world (and our hearts), but why the hell is it okay to self-certify them? Shouldn’t there be …

S1 : EP6 In this no-holds-barred episode, we’re diving into the digital divide between generations—how tech-savvy young folks have the advantage, while older generations often feel left in the dust or flat-out refuse to adapt. Art Vile vents about the death of handwriting and the fact that young people will never know the emotional punch of opening…

S1 : EP5 In this episode, we dive into the hilarious and chaotic world of hoarding, thrift store obsession, and the wild reasons we hold on to everything from old receipts to expired food. Join us as we explore the quirky habit of collecting things—whether it’s trinkets, clothes or ketchup packets and how these little treasures pile up into mountai…

S1 : EP4 In this eerie episode, we explore strange phenomena and share our personal encounters with the supernatural. We start by asking: do you believe in ghosts? We also dive into earthquake lights—strange flashes observed before or during quakes, like the Northridge Earthquake of 1994. Could these mysterious lights be linked to shifting tectonic…

S1 : EP3 In this episode, we dive deep (pun intended!) into the difference between simply floating and truly knowing how to swim. We explore the dangers of pretending you can swim when you really can’t, all sparked by one of Elliot's favorite viral videos—“They call me Michael Phelps” swimmer video. Ever wonder why people lie about their swimming a…

S1: EP2 In this episode, Elliot and Art spill the brutal truth about their childhoods, starting with how Elliot’s teachers crossed the line from educators to full-blown bullies, constantly digging into his personal life like it was a sick hobby. Also the time Elliot walked into school smelling like a skunk (yep, that happened), and it was a perfect…

S1: EP1 Get ready for a comedic deep dive into Disney parents and their questionable life choices. In this episode “Disney Personality Disorder”, we ask the hard-hitting questions: Are Disney parents actually insane, or is it just that magical fairy dust making them even worse? And, let’s be real—would these cartoon moms and dads survive in the rea…