Best Bert Kreischer The Machine Podcasts (2025)

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TCB's Endless Day #11 48:22

1h ago48:22

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TCB Endless Day (11/12) - EP #768: Bryan & Krissy are in the home stretch and there is only one person they want to pull them over the finish line...Frankie B! He is alive, tan and ready to rock on his new found yacht! It's Mental Health Awareness month. If you or anyone you know needs help or is in crisis you can text HOME or HOLA to 741741 to rea…

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TCB's Endless Day #10: Tig Notaro 1:01:03

2h ago1:01:03

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TCB Endless Day (11/12) - EP #767: Tig Notaro's Links: Follow Tig on Instagram Tig's Tour Dates Listen to the "Handsome" podcast It's Mental Health Awareness month. If you or anyone you know needs help or is in crisis you can text HOME or HOLA to 741741 to reach a live volunteer Crisis Counselor. 24 hours a day. Don’t go through it alone! Watch EP …

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TCB's Endless Day #9 42:42

3h ago42:42

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TCB Endless Day (9/12) - EP #766: Bryan and Krissy go live on Twitch and things quickly go sideways. Bryan gives props to the people who make TCB happen, superfine and super friends! Then, they review their favorite and least favorite moments from the show! It's Mental Health Awareness month. If you or anyone you know needs help or is in crisis you…

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TCB's Endless Day #8: Tom Papa 48:49

4h ago48:49

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TCB Endless Day (9/12) - EP #765: Tom Papa's Links: ⁠⁠⁠Follow Tom on Instagram Watch "Home Free" on Netflix Tom's Tour Dates It's Mental Health Awareness month. If you or anyone you know needs help or is in crisis you can text HOME or HOLA to 741741 to reach a live volunteer Crisis Counselor. 24 hours a day. Don’t go through it alone! Watch EP #766…

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TCB's Endless Day #7 48:36

5h ago48:36

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TCB Endless Day (7/12) - EP #764: Bryan & Krissy are trucking along on the 7th episode of the day. Thankfully, the Mountain Monsters are coming to the rescue! One of TCB's favorite foils are back to yell, shout and NOT find Bigfoot....again! Watch EP #765 on YouTube! Text us or leave us a voicemail: +1 (212) 433-3TCB FOLLOW US: Instagram: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠…

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TCB'S Endless Day #6: Reggie Watts 52:16

6h ago52:16

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TCB Endless Day (6/12) - EP #763: Reggie Watts' Links: ⁠⁠Follow Reggie on Instagram Get a Cameo from Reggie ⁠Get Reggie's Book "Great Falls, MT -Fast Times, Post-Punk Weirdos, and a Tale of Coming Home Again" It’s Mental Health Awareness month. If you or anyone you know needs help or is in crisis you can text HOME or HOLA to 741741 to reach a live …

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TCB's Endless Day #5 53:40

30m ago53:40

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TCB Endless Day (5/12) - EP #762: Krissy & Bryan take us back to the wing-ding 80's when drugs were bad, big hair was cool and Chuck Woolery was the grandmaster of one F'd up Dating Show called The Love Connection. Join the pair as they review their favorite contestant from WTF Chuck! Watch EP #763 on YouTube! Text us or leave us a voicemail: +1 (2…

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TCB's Endless Day #4: Michael Ian Black 50:41

8h ago50:41

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TCB Endless Day (4/12) - EP #761: Michale Ian Black's Links: ⁠Follow Michael on Instagram Michael's Website⁠ Listen to "Obscure" on Spotify It’s Mental Health Awareness month. If you or anyone you know needs help or is in crisis you can text HOME or HOLA to 741741 to reach a live volunteer Crisis Counselor. 24 hours a day. Don’t go through it alone…

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TCB's Endless Day #3 52:36

3h ago52:36

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TCB Endless Day (3/12) - EP #760: Bryan & Krissy revisit season 2 when Bryan revealed his long lost 33P Tapes "Live From Shady Oaks". He has remastered the songs and they are STILL terrible! Watch EP #761 on YouTube! Text us or leave us a voicemail: +1 (212) 433-3TCB FOLLOW US: Instagram: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠@thecommercialbreak⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Youtube: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠…

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TCB's Endless Day #2: Rachel Bloom 54:07

10h ago54:07

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TCB Endless Day (2/12) - EP #759: Rachel Bloom's Links: Follow Rachel on Instagram Watch "Death, Let Me Do My Special" on Netflix Rachel's Website It’s Mental Health Awareness month. If you or anyone you know needs help or is in crisis you can text HOME or HOLA to 741741 to reach a live volunteer Crisis Counselor. 24 hours a day. Don’t go through i…

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TCB's Endless Day #1 49:14

11h ago49:14

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TCB Endless Day (1/12) - EP #758: Bryan & Krissy get the day started by remembering how it all got started and checking in on Kenny Copeland. Watch EP #759 on YouTube! Text us or leave us a voicemail: +1 (212) 433-3TCB FOLLOW US: Instagram: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠@thecommercialbreak⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Youtube: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠youtube.com/thecommercialbreak⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ TikTo…

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Deliverance Us From Evil 1:14:01

1d ago1:14:01

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EP #757: Bryan doesn't want to go to church anymore. But, since some of them sell pretty cool merch now, he may reconsider! One Mega-Church in Florida is rewriting all the ways a pastor can wealthy. A resort, merch, classes and a cool "Deliverance Center"! Equipped with fake doctors in lab coats and cool waiting rooms. Plus, Bryan and Krissy review…

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TCB is Quantity Over Quality! 1:05:27

2d ago1:05:27

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EP #756: Bryan and Krissy can agree on one thing, at TCB, it's quantity over quality. Even Bryan's rebellious ChattyPT is revolting against so many episodes! Plus, Crypto kidnapping is now a thing and it's happening allot. Bryan recounts the story of a NY crypto bro who was tortured for days in an effort to get his BitCoin wallet access. Then, Brya…

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# 678 - Warren Haynes Lets His Soulshine 2:13:02

3d ago2:13:02

2:13:02

I sit down with The Allman Brothers Band & Gov’t Mule guitarist, Warren Haynes. We talk about his legendary career, Dave Matthews Band, The HORDE Festival, The Trucks family, playing with Grateful Dead, and much more! Follow Warren YT: https://www.youtube.com/@warrenhaynes IG: https://www.instagram.com/thewarrenhaynes My new special “Lucky” is stre…

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TCB Is Spitting Mad! 1:04:33

3d ago1:04:33

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EP #755: Spitting is a thing now? Is that THE thing we are all getting turned on by? Right after the events of 2020, now we are spitting? NO. Stop it! Bryan has his fill of bodily fluids over the weekend with vomit filled carseats, jelly filled washings and spitting. Then, Kenny takes over The Sphere and some are noticing some odd similarities to T…

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Something’s Burning: A “Pinch Me, I Must Be Dreaming” w/ Heather Locklear + Jillian Barberie | S5 E14 1:29:05

4d ago1:29:05

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My 15-year-old self would not believe that Heather Locklear + Jillian Barberie willingly showed up to my kitchen for a Korean meal and conversation… but it happened. These icons and I talked about sharks, therapy, Heather’s exes, and for the first time in Something’s Burning history – they asked for a to-go container. Nailed it.Follow Heather Lockl…

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TCB Classic: Hey Girl, It's Me...Carl! 59:19

5d ago59:19

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TCB Classic - EP #754: Because Bryan & Krissy are prepping for 12 or 13 grueling hours in the studio, they need a break before it even begins! They're older, weaker and less intelligent than they used to be... so let's give them that break. Instead, Bryan rolls out a "TCB Classic". This episode turns back the clock to April 22' when Carl Lentz made…

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Tom Shows Harland Williams His Chocolate Starfish | 2 Bears, 1 Cave 1:19:39

6d ago1:19:39

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Check out the newest podcast from YMH Studios "Not A Damn Chance"! Hosted by pro skateboarder Neen Williams and Michelin-starred chef Phillip Frankland Lee SPONSORS:- Get started at https://factormeals.com/bears50off and use code bears50off to get 50% off plus FREE shipping on your first box.- Make friends and grab some merch at https://www.drinkpo…

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Upside Down Pineapple Fake 1:14:54

8d ago1:14:54

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EP #753: Bryan & Krissy get a text from a listener on a cruise, showing an upside down pineapple. That's the secret (not so secret) signal to the Swinger community that you're open for business! And the heavens open up and Bryan has questions...SO many questions! Plus, the hosts recall their first big break in the podcast universe. A spread in Podc…

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Do the Tom Papa Polka! 1:03:57

9d ago1:03:57

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EP #752: Bryan gets up close and personal with Tom Papa! (But not too close because...it's Bryan and he is bad at being a regular human). After an invite to Tom's Atlanta Grateful Bread Show, Bryan can't decide whether or not to say hi. He has a panic attack and bails on the simple act of speaking to someone he already knows! Plus, it's a weekend f…

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# 677 - Ari Matti is on Your Sleep Schedule 1:56:40

10d ago1:56:40

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I sit down with comedian Ari Matti to talk about growing up in Estonia, Kill Tony, bartending, MMA stories, The Mothership, traveling the world, and when David Hasselhoff tried to steal his ex-girlfriend! Follow Ari IG: https://www.instagram.com/arimatticomedy My new special “Lucky” is streaming now on Netflix! -------------------------------------…

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Health, Wealth & A Paladium Ping-Pang! 1:14:19

10d ago1:14:19

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EP #751: Bryan and Krissy review the proliferation of Alien Light Ladies (and guys) across the socials. It seems every other reel is talking in tongues and selling a course on aligning your inner star child! In this wide-ranging, off-the-rails episode of The Commercial Break, Bryan and Krissy start with preschool graduations and end up in the inter…

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Something’s Burning: If We Had $60,000,000, We’d ALL Be Rich | Ed Robertson + Mark McGrath | S5 E13 1:53:54

11d ago1:53:54

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Sugar Ray and Barenaked Ladies lead singers, Mark McGrath and Ed Robertson, swing by my kitchen to discuss the music industry, how their songs affected my life, and getting older. I make ‘em Chinese Chicken (of course) and we ALL sing One Week. Because, you have to. Catch them on tour TOGETHER this summer… Last Summer on Earth Tour - https://www.ba…

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Live Venue Accessibility! 1:17:07

11d ago1:17:07

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EP #750: Well, they just don not make rockstars like they used to. Or do they? Red Hot Chili Pepper's Anthony Kiedis has teamed up with Live Nation to ensure you can get a cold coffee in a can at every venue owned by...Live Nation. A move they are calling "live venue accessibility" It's not a great look Tony. Not a great look. Kind of suss. Plus, B…

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TCB Introduces: What We Spend 14:44

12d ago14:44

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Bryan introduces the new podcast from Courtney Harrell and Audacy Podcasts, What We Spend. Imagine if you could ask someone anything you wanted about their finances. On What We Spend, people from across the country and across the financial spectrum are opening their wallets—and their lives—to tell you everything: what they make, what they want, and…

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Bad Thoughts About Meghan Markle | 2 Bears, 1 Cave 1:08:19

13d ago1:08:19

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A Tantra Master! 1:13:19

15d ago1:13:19

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EP #749: Bryan & Krissy take sex related "Ask TCB" and, us usual, give terrible advice. But at least the listener can take comfort in the knowledge that Bryan went to a tantra seminar...two times! TCBits Music: WSHIT Late Night Love Show Spins "Cuck Cuck Crush On You" Watch EP #749 on YouTube! Text us or leave us a voicemail: +1 (212) 433-3TCB FOLL…

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Walking The Cardboard Carpet! 1:17:52

16d ago1:17:52

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EP #748: Bryan gets invited no where. But when he does, he is the "guest of dishonor" walking the red cardboard carpet for a wanna-be MTV Reality star! And...As the 12 Hours of TCB approaches, Bryan and Krissy are halfway between excitement and existential crisis. This episode kicks off with updates about the event’s May 31st launch—including the h…

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# 676 - My Dad Al Kreischer 1:56:54

17d ago1:56:54

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I sit down with my Dad Al Kreischer to talk about his early days as a lawyer, his parents, what I was like as a kid, and much more! My new special “Lucky” is streaming now on Netflix! --------------------------------------------------- Sponsors: Tecovas - Right now get 10% off at https://tecovas.com/BERT when you sign up for email and texts. Cornbr…

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Journey Of A Podcasting Idiot (Savant)! 1:08:58

17d ago1:08:58

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EP #747: Bryan started his podcasting journey in a garage in Oak Forrest, IL, many years before podcasting was a thing! Now, decades later he is still waiting for his OG co-host to send the audio for upload. Then, Bryan and Krissy are slightly panicked and wildly underprepared for the upcoming 12 Hours of TCB. They kick off the countdown with chaot…

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Something’s Burning: Drinking Ladies Drinks and Tattooing Man Stuff with AlexSucks | S5 E12 1:09:39

18d ago1:09:39

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All four members of the band, ALEXSUCKS, come by the kitchen for corn dogs, French 75s, and tattooing that could definitely go aggressively wrong.Follow ALEXSUCKS:https://www.instagram.com/alexsucksThis episode is brought to you by Tastemade. Try Tastemade+ free for 7 days right now at https://tastemade.com/BURNINGSUBSCRIBE so you never miss a vide…

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5:30!! 1:23:17

19d ago1:23:17

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EP#746: Bryan takes the kids over to Grandma Kiki's for Mother's Day and a stranger wants you to know dinner is a 5:30!! Plus, Bryan and Krissy are gearing up for their most ambitious idea yet: The 12 Hours of TCB! That’s right—twelve chaotic hours of podcasting, caffeine crashes, celebrity guests, and probably a few FCC violations. But before the …

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Welcome to 2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer 1:01

19d ago1:01

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Weekly, comedian best friends Tom Segura and Bert Kreischer get together in the bear cave at YMH Studios to do what bears do: make each other laugh. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoicesBy YMH Studios

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Ripping Beers & Running 5K's w/ Jason Kelce, N.O.R.E, and Beau Allen | 2 Bears, 1 Cave 1:09:17

20d ago1:09:17

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Bryan Got It Wrong, Yeah! 1:10:51

22d ago1:10:51

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Episode #745: Bryan and Krissy arena rare form , and chaos is on the menu—served with a side of mistaken identity and a heaping scoop of AI-generated nonsense. In this episode, Bryan nearly crashes the show with a rogue software update, accidentally confuses Bill Belichick with Bill Bellamy (yes, really), and proudly unveils a brand-new jingle segm…

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Papal Pomp & Pencil Skirts! 1:09:26

23d ago1:09:26

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TCB Podcast - Episode #744: On this sacrilegiously scattered episode of The Commercial Break, Bryan and Krissy pull back the incense-scented curtain on one of the most secretive events in the world: the Papal Conclave. From shadowy millionaire clubs in the U.S. to Italian paparazzi tracking celibate cardinals like they’re on “The Real Housewives of…

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# 675 - Sam Jay is Black & Gay 2:20:43

24d ago2:20:43

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I sit down with comedian Sam Jay. We talk about luck vs attitude, Coke vs Pepsi, shitting the bed, white food and much more! My new special “Lucky” is streaming now on Netflix!Follow SamIG:https://www.instagram.com/samjaycomic/---------------------------------------------------Sponsors:SelectQuote - Get the right life insurance for YOU, for LESS, a…

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Bryan, The Labubu Yahoo! 1:02:27

24d ago1:02:27

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TCB Podcast - Episode #743: Bryan and Krissy are back to discuss the wild Pop Art craze feeding the Labubu craze! As usual, once TCB knows about it...it's too late! Plus, they break down the chaos behind Hollywood’s labor disputes and the wild world of nostalgic collectibles. First, they take a jab at union drama in the entertainment biz—why some a…

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Something’s Burning: Iliza Shlesinger + Noah Galuten + The World’s Greatest Sausage Bread | S5 E11 1:47:30

25d ago1:47:30

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Comedian Iliza Shlesinger and her chef-husband Noah Galuten come by the kitchen so I can show Noah EXACTLY how to make his food… pulling recipes right out of his newest cookbook. And, not gonna lie – I killed it at the sausage bread.Follow Iliza Shlesinger:https://www.instagram.com/ilizasFollow Noah Galuten:https://www.instagram.com/galutenDon’t mi…

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