Send us a text They vanished for two months—and no, they weren’t in rehab (probably). But now the boys are BACK, and chaos reigns supreme in Episode 197 of The Funky Panther. Think less "warm reunion" and more "group therapy session with snacks and sarcasm." Chad and Tim crawl out from their academic hellholes to humblebrag about finals, while Javi…

Send us a text Buckle the f*ck up, because The Funky Panther just dropped an episode that smells like incense, ego death, and pure audio chaos. Musician and part-time sweat demon Ben C Jones is back—flexible, funky, and freshly cooked from his daily 105-degree hot yoga cult. Spoiler: his chakras are aligned, his joints are loose, and he might’ve ac…

Send us a text You’re gonna die someday—might as well make it count. In this brutally honest episode, we talk with Kevin, a tissue procurement specialist (yes, that’s a real job), who spends his days elbow-deep in the stuff you leave behind when you check that little box on your driver’s license. Spoiler: he’s not here to steal your kidneys in a ba…

Well Utah continues to prove itself the dumbest state in the union by being the first to ban pride flags! We have a few suggestions for things they should ban instead.

Send us a text What do you get when three degenerates dig up cringey home videos, debate astronaut nut trajectories, and confess to hoarding junk like emotional support USB cables? Pure, unfiltered chaos—welcome to The Funky Panther. Javier stumbles upon a camcorder from his hormone-riddled youth and unleashes footage so humiliating it should be cl…

Send us a text We've all been there—stomach rumbling, cold sweat forming, and no bathroom in sight. In this episode, we expose our most humiliating, panic-inducing bathroom disasters that will make you grateful for every flushable toilet you've ever encountered. From desperate public dump decisions to fully-naked survival tactics, this is the episo…

Send us a text The unthinkable has happened—Luka Dončić has been snatched from the Dallas Mavericks and shipped off to the Lakers, leaving us spiraling into a full-blown existential crisis. But was this just another ruthless NBA business move, or is Mark Cuban playing 4D chess to tank the franchise and relocate to Vegas? The conspiracy theories are…

Listen the world is ending and we already did a top 5 of who is welcome in our post apocalyptic compound but today we share the top 5 ways WE are going to show up in the compound. Want the video version? Join the patreon at www.patreon.com/hotdranks

Send us a text Is your beer stash a sexy investment or just a fridge full of overpriced regrets? We pop open some aged Goose Island Bourbon County Stout to see if beer collecting is a high-class hobby or just a bougie way to justify borderline alcoholism. Jesse’s decluttering tips hit harder than a morning hangover, sparking a debate about what’s w…

Send us a text $350 champagne with a greasy burger? That’s the kind of culinary anarchy we’re bringing to Episode 190 of The Funky Panther. Mikey finally resurfaces after three years of hiding—probably avoiding our calls—and we’re diving face-first into Fort Worth’s wine scene. Magnolia Wine Bar, 61 Osteria, Bowie House… yeah, we’re basically somme…

Its like the video I just posted, but only audio. Where is the video you say? I don't know! Maybe its on Spotify? Or your regular app? But it isn't on my podcast app yet so I don't know.

We're back!! And better than ever! And now with video (Though if you think we are ugly we will also post an audio only version.) We miss you and love you.

Send us a text What if your cowboy hat wasn’t just a fashion flex but a gateway to your final form? This week, The Funky Panther goes full identity crisis, morphing from smooth-talking Charlie Crockett to full-throttle Tiger King insanity. It’s less "saddle up" and more "unhinge completely." We also crack open the cursed tomb of The Guy Game (yes, …

Send us a text This week, we’re unpacking a travel nightmare where personal space gets tossed out the window, literally. Add in ghost sightings at the infamous Crescent Hotel and TV shows awkwardly sidestepping 9/11, and you’ve got a recipe for unsettling hilarity. Oh, and switching our allegiance from the Dallas Cowboys to Gilmore Girls? Yeah, we …

Send us a text Think holding hands across America could fix the world's problems? Neither do we—but we’re here to brainstorm anyway. Join The Funky Panther as we dive headfirst into the chaos of race, immigration, and a totally fictional (but hilarious) Mexican car industry. With our signature humor and zero qualifications, we tackle the big stuff,…

Send us a text What happens when you mix a home birth story with the wild antics of Joe Exotic? You get an episode that's as unpredictable as it is entertaining! We're thrilled to have our buddy Dank817, aka the Big Shark from Too High, back with us in the studio. We kick things off by laughing over memories of our past sessions, including that unf…

Send us a text Ever wondered what Halloween would look like through the eyes of a country musician or a mischievous Batman? Join us for this week's episode of the Funky Panther where we transform Halloween into a whimsical country music extravaganza. From imagining adults trick-or-treating to laughing about costume bar-hopping, we usher you into a …

Send us a text Prepare for a whirlwind of laughter and storytelling as we recount our Austin City Limits (ACL) weekend escapades, full of memorable moments and fashion faux pas. Chad's bold fashion choice had us in stitches, setting the tone for a festival filled with vibrant energy and hilarious encounters with fans like Christy. Whether it was th…

Send us a text Ever tried capturing the best intro but ended up with hilarious chaos instead? That's exactly where our Funky Panther crew—Chad, Javier, and Tim—found themselves as they stumbled through a wildly entertaining session filled with laughs and candid moments. Starting off with a nostalgic trip back to when radio ruled our lives, we remin…

Send us a text Ever wondered how a simple game of catch can turn into a comedy goldmine? Find out as we embark on a chaotic and hilarious journey featuring our regular hosts Javier, Tim, and Jared from the Funky Panther. Joining us this time is Jared from the Tales from the Fort podcast, who steps in for Chad, currently globe-trotting in Italy. Jar…

Send us a text Have you ever wondered how a girlfriend's crazy hairstyle could lead to an unforgettable night at a Bilmuri concert? We'll kick off this episode with some light-hearted banter and hilarious personal stories, from wild concerts to favorite video game memories with the Capcom Fighting Classics collection. We also catch up on local happ…

Send us a text After facing an incredibly tough hiatus marked by personal loss, we're back and ready to share our journey with you. We start with a heartfelt and humorous catch-up, discussing the struggles and growth we've experienced. Tim opens up about the heart-wrenching loss of his mother to a rare disease, and how he's taking proactive steps t…

Send us a text What happens when a local Fort Worth resident with an aversion to flip-flops joins us for a chat? Meet Jason Keenan, our guest for this episode, as we kick things off with spirited banter about local spots like Faded Art Barbershop and a hilarious mix-up over a restaurant's name. We share laughs over family anecdotes, whiskey prefere…

Send us a text Did you hear the breaking news about Shrek 5 coming out in 2026 with the original cast? In this uproariously entertaining episode of The Funky Panther, we kick things off with that bombshell and take you through a rollercoaster of laughs and stories. We poke fun at Sarah's sun-kissed glow, stumble through a hilariously off-track geog…

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Send us a text Ever wondered about the quirks behind someone's name or the best way to handle a run-in with the police? On this episode of the Funky Panther, we finally sit down with Kevin Tyrone after three long years of trying to coordinate schedules. We kick things off with plenty of laughs, tequila shots, and personal stories that reveal the hi…

Send us a text Jonny of Gusto's Burgers has an incredible story that will leave you inspired and hungry for more. From a social media marketer to a culinary maestro, Jonny's journey is filled with passion, perseverance, and the unbeatable taste of classic, nostalgic burgers. Broadcasting from the bustling Magnolia neighborhood in Fort Worth, Texas,…

So we’re going to start posting short episodes where we interview each other about our lives called “Signs and Tokens.” This one is a freebie so if you want to hear more of these head over to Patreon.com/hotdranks

Send us a text Ever wondered how a viral high school graduation speech can kickstart a career in content creation? Join us as we sit down with TikTok star and Instagram sensation, Peter Bui, who shares his extraordinary journey from Arlington, Texas, to social media stardom. Hear firsthand about Peter's family business in Fort Worth, his upbringing…

Send us a text As the curtain rises once again for the enigmatic maestro Dustin Massey, we're reminded that every chord tells a story. Our latest jam session is studded with laughter, candid anecdotes, and the melodic journey of a man who's heart beats in sync with his guitar strings. From the hazy memories post-COVID to the thrill of sharing stage…

Listen. We know we are a light on a hilltop. So the Universe in her own special way has to keep us down a bit.

What if Anna Wintour’s vision of the Met Gala was Orson Pratt and Fanny Algiers and Gordon B.

Send us a text Crack open a stout and get ready for a wild ride through Fort Worth, because we're bringing the heat with an episode that's as flavorful as it is insightful. We recount a photo development saga that's too funny to miss—nudity, vinegar strokes, and all. But that's just the appetizer. Our special guests, Michael Ferrari Le and Dannie R…

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Send us a text Strap in as the enigmatic Doc Roc of The Troumatics and hand surgeon extraordinaire takes you on a tour through the electric avenues of rock melodies and the meticulous lanes of medical practice. From the early days of music where 'Peel and Eat Shrimp' was more than just a dinner option, to the adrenaline-fueled moments in the ER, we…

Send us a text Ever wondered how a tumble from the world of real estate into the verdant fields of the hemp industry pans out? Well, saddle up, Funky Panthers, because Colt Power of Power Biopharms joins us for a riveting gallop through his journey from injury management with CBD to cultivating a blossoming business that's ready to adapt with Texas…

We’ve truly been so lucky to hear what sister Dennis thinks about women’s power in the church and we can’t wait to hear what she has next. Here are our top five hopes.

Send us a text Remember the first time you heard about Hollywood's dark underbelly, and it felt like a splash of cold water on your dreams? Well, buckle up, because this episode of The Funky Panther doesn't just splash; it dunks you right into the deep end. We tear the curtain back on the harrowing truths revealed in "Quiet on the Set" and the scan…

So Mormonism is true, allegedly. /9 that means when sinner go to hell (like us) they’ll have a ward. And these are the people we hope are not there.

Listen. We’re not experts. But we’re concerned cis people. So here is our attempt to support our trans community

Send us a text Lou CharLe$, returns for his third visit to our show. Tune in for unfiltered conversations on the Fort Worth music scene's post-pandemic landscape, where local talents face new challenges and opportunities. Lou shares his creative journey, touching on burnout and the rebirth of inspiration. And if you're curious about the sizzle behi…

The Mormons are up to some business. We’re not OK.

Send us a text As the laughter from Visit Fort Worth's last annual meeting still echoes in my ears, we sit back and recount the tales that have given our city its rhythm. Lou Charles, the heartbeat of the Fort Worth music scene, gets a special nod alongside a our potential golf cart race shenanigans. We revel in the diversity of our local music bac…

We’re in the daylight savings hangover over here. We had so many plans and then we lost that hour

Send us a text When Gabby finally joined us in the studio, we knew we were in for a treat—a kaleidoscope of sound and story awaited us. From tales of pre-labor feasts to the serendipity of music-filled church events, our conversation meandered through the rich tapestry of life as artists and lovers of music. Gabby, a singer-songwriter and mother, b…

It’s season seven and we’re all new! We’ve got the intro music at a different spot! Remember last week when we told you your husband was gay? Well if that made you anxious we’re here this week with the top five bits of advice.

Send us a text Have you ever bet on the progression of AI technology while reminiscing about hip-hop's golden days? Well, we did just that in our latest episode of with special guest the R.A.P. Podcast, straight outta Fort Worth, Texas. Javi, Tim, and Chad get into a hearty laugh riot, pondering the bizarre yet amazing future where AI could spit ou…

ie top five signs you’re a straight lady married to a gay man.

I mean, that’s basically it. It’s been 42 days since our last episode.

Send us a text Hey Funky Panther family! Buckle up for a rollercoaster of emotions as we kick it off with a dose of nostalgia, reliving the glory days through the lens of classic DFW commercials – you know, those jingles that stick with you like gum on a hot sidewalk. We cruise through the Super Bowl's unforgettable moments and keep the energy high…