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"Dead Popes, Chinese Snacks, and Daddy Issues: The Dysfunctional Reunion You Didn’t Know You Needed"

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They vanished for two months—and no, they weren’t in rehab (probably). But now the boys are BACK, and chaos reigns supreme in Episode 197 of The Funky Panther. Think less "warm reunion" and more "group therapy session with snacks and sarcasm."

Chad and Tim crawl out from their academic hellholes to humblebrag about finals, while Javier dives into the emotional minefield of health woes, family drama, and the eternal quest for a ‘Good Job, Son’ from a dad who thinks feelings are for communists.

Just when you think it can’t get weirder, a random 17-year-old named Maddox calls in live to ask if Eminem is still relevant—and shocker, we actually had thoughts. Cue the hot takes and hip-hop nostalgia.

Then comes the real test of friendship: Chinese snacks. Spicy konjac strips? Hawthorne fruit bars? Sounds cute until your taste buds file a formal complaint. You’ll laugh, you’ll cringe, you might even order a mystery snack box out of morbid curiosity.

We sprinkle in sports rants, rage against scalpers, and finish with a necro-courtroom drama starring a medieval pope who literally dug up a corpse to win an argument.

This isn’t just a podcast—it’s a barely contained meltdown wrapped in nostalgia and dipped in absurdity. #DeadPopesAndKonjac #PodcastChaos #EmotionalDamage #HipHopHotTakes #SnackAttackShowdown

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Chapters

1. "Dead Popes, Chinese Snacks, and Daddy Issues: The Dysfunctional Reunion You Didn’t Know You Needed" (00:00:00)

2. Episode Introduction and Reunited (00:04:09)

3. College Semester Wrap-Up (00:11:36)

4. What We've Been Up To (00:20:20)

5. Random Caller Joins the Show (00:38:00)

6. Sports Talk and Ticket Scalping (00:58:25)

7. Chinese Snack Tasting (01:17:52)

8. Kanye's Latest Controversy (01:28:20)

9. Florida or Fiction Game (01:40:09)

199 episodes

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They vanished for two months—and no, they weren’t in rehab (probably). But now the boys are BACK, and chaos reigns supreme in Episode 197 of The Funky Panther. Think less "warm reunion" and more "group therapy session with snacks and sarcasm."

Chad and Tim crawl out from their academic hellholes to humblebrag about finals, while Javier dives into the emotional minefield of health woes, family drama, and the eternal quest for a ‘Good Job, Son’ from a dad who thinks feelings are for communists.

Just when you think it can’t get weirder, a random 17-year-old named Maddox calls in live to ask if Eminem is still relevant—and shocker, we actually had thoughts. Cue the hot takes and hip-hop nostalgia.

Then comes the real test of friendship: Chinese snacks. Spicy konjac strips? Hawthorne fruit bars? Sounds cute until your taste buds file a formal complaint. You’ll laugh, you’ll cringe, you might even order a mystery snack box out of morbid curiosity.

We sprinkle in sports rants, rage against scalpers, and finish with a necro-courtroom drama starring a medieval pope who literally dug up a corpse to win an argument.

This isn’t just a podcast—it’s a barely contained meltdown wrapped in nostalgia and dipped in absurdity. #DeadPopesAndKonjac #PodcastChaos #EmotionalDamage #HipHopHotTakes #SnackAttackShowdown

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CALL OR TEXT OUR HOTLINE AND LEAVE US A MESSAGE! 817-677-0408
Fort Worth Magazine
Best of 2022 - Radio Personality/Podcast (Reader's Pick)
Show Links
The Funky Panther
Merch
YouTube

  continue reading

Chapters

1. "Dead Popes, Chinese Snacks, and Daddy Issues: The Dysfunctional Reunion You Didn’t Know You Needed" (00:00:00)

2. Episode Introduction and Reunited (00:04:09)

3. College Semester Wrap-Up (00:11:36)

4. What We've Been Up To (00:20:20)

5. Random Caller Joins the Show (00:38:00)

6. Sports Talk and Ticket Scalping (00:58:25)

7. Chinese Snack Tasting (01:17:52)

8. Kanye's Latest Controversy (01:28:20)

9. Florida or Fiction Game (01:40:09)

199 episodes

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