Best Sardonic Commentary Podcasts (2025)

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13 Ghosts (No, Not the One with Tony Shalhoub) 15:32

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6d ago15:32

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In this episode of The Introverted Obelisk, we slip on our ghost viewer glasses and stumble through the cobweb-covered corridors of William Castle’s 1960 spookfest 13 Ghosts—not to be confused with the blood-slicked, glass-walled 2001 remake that somehow starred both Tony Shalhoub and a jug of ectoplasmic rage. We follow the ill-fated Zorba family,…

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Kaiju Custody Battle 11:32

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In this episode of The Introverted Obelisk, we pack our bags for an ill-advised tropical expedition into the technicolor fever dream that is Gappa: The Triphibian Monster (1967). When a group of journalists and scientists arrive on a remote island owned by a deeply unethical corporation, they discover a baby kaiju nestled in a cavern filled with gl…

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Claws for Alarm: When the Buffet Bites First 13:31

6d ago13:31

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In this crustacean calamity of atomic proportions, The Introverted Obelisk scuttles into the radioactive tidal pool of 1957’s Attack of the Crab Monsters—a movie where the science is shaky, the dialogue is moist, and the crabs are psychic. Join us as we unpack the radioactive fever dream of an island expedition that goes from scientific to suicidal…

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Love in a Time of Bubbles and Death Rays 28:08

6d ago28:08

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In this episode of The Introverted Obelisk, we descend into the fever-dream logic of Robot Monster (1953), a film where humanity is annihilated by a gorilla in a diving helmet with Wi-Fi issues. Join us as we unravel a plot held together by bubble machines, philosophical monologues about murder, and an ape-creature named Ro-Man who falls in love, d…

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Just Another Day on Murder Island 23:20

6d ago23:20

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In this episode, we're cracking open the not-so-well-preserved corpse of Bloodlust (1961), a film that dares to ask the question: “What if rich guys hunted people and everyone was just kind of chill about it?” Before The Most Dangerous Game had a Hulu reboot and before “eat the rich” became a social media aesthetic, there was Bloodlust, a charming …

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Bonus: My Advice to Justin Bieber 10:39

2M ago10:39

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Today I make an attempt at solving a distressed pop stars problems.

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Bonus: The Most Disrespectful Woman in America 7:14

4M ago7:14

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Today we explore a woman who doesn't know how awful she is.

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We Need Help! 29:40

5M ago29:40

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Today we cover the worst society has to offer. Topics include: Public Toenail Clippers • People Who Wear Diapers in Times Square • Philadelphia’s Bum Apocalypse • Zuckerborg Update • Self Driving Cars • The BROpocalypse • Fake Anxiety Attacks • In-N-Out Burger Terrorist • Gen Z Having Children • Fan Mail + More…

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Toxicity 34:40

8M ago34:40

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In this episode: Shavo from System of a Down Calls In • YouTube Denies My 1 Million Subscriber Award • Extreme "Beauty Trends • Slobs in Public • People Who Dig Up Deceased Family Members • Talent Showcase • Gen Z Rock Bands • New System of a Down Record?

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What's Wrong With America? 37:18

11M ago37:18

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In this episode: The Hawk Tua Girl • Jake Paul the Boxing Fraud • My New Cartoonist Gig • Tampa Bay Comic Convention Appearance • Sopranos Star Has Son Edit Her OF photos • People Who Still Wear Masks • Uninformed Voters • Man Who Gets Paid to Do Nothing • Customer Service in America • Dumb Americans • How to Cope with Idiocracy • Fan Mail…

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Am I Allowed To Do This? 29:00

1y ago29:00

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In this episode: Lizzo "Quits" • YouTube Removes My Videos • Fake DJ Responds with Diss Track • Twitch Streamer Meltdown • Furry Stalker • Fan Mail

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How to Ruin Christmas 34:31

1+ y ago34:31

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In this episode: Sad Beige Moms • The PLUR (Peace, Love, Unity, Respect) Community Wants Me Dead • Fake DJ's • Angry Ravers • Nose Surgery Update • My Hospital Experience • Holiday Wishes • Artist Showcase • Fan Mail

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No Laughs Allowed 21:33

1+ y ago21:33

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In this episode: India Hates Me • Human Pup Gathering in Germany • Narcissists and Earthquakes • Parents Breaking Eggs Over Kids Heads for TikTok • What Happened to Victoria's Secret? • Climate Change Hypocrisy • Artist Showcase

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What Have We Become? 25:25

2y ago25:25

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In this episode: Selfies with Wild Animals • Snake Guy Responds • AI Generated Instagram Models • TikTok Bottle Trend • Plea to Send TikTokers to Space • Jada Pinkett Smith Introduces Psychedelics to Her Children • Artist Showcase

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Sick New World 18:34

2y ago18:34

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Today we explore people who bring nothing but grief to society. In this episode: TikToker Who Walks Into Random Homes • Willow Smith Crying Selfies • Obese Airline Passenger Demands • The Dangers of Sharing Your Life Online • Las Vegas Stories • Artist Showcase

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Generation Zero 27:55

2y ago27:55

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In this episode: Auschwitz Selfies • 90's Concerts vs. 2023 Concerts • Kids Who Beat Teachers Over Smartphones • Bud Light Update • Guy Who Harasses People in Traffic • Low IQ Americans • Sugar Daddy Celebration Day • Unhinged Americans • White Trash Bars • Miami Degenerates • Q & A

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It's a Mad World 20:13

2y ago20:13

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In this episode: Adults in Diapers • Woman Who Married A Tree • Reading Machine Gun Kelly's Tweets • Serial Killer Obsession • Clown Surgery Regret • Moms with OnlyFans Accounts • Paris Garbage Strike • Fan Mail / Artist Showcase

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Jackass vs. TikTok 43:59

2+ y ago43:59

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In this episode: Rick Kosick From Jackass Joins The Show • Selfie Deaths • More Creepy TikTokers • UFO Sightings • TikTok's New "Rule" • Woman Who Made Herself Blind • Asking Gen Z Simple Questions • Jackass Pranks • Jackass vs. TikTok • Where Is Brandon Dicamillo? • Bam Margera Not Being in Jackass • Filming During Pandemic • Deranged Pop Stars • …

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New Year, Same Mistakes 26:12

2+ y ago26:12

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In this episode: MLK Schlong Statue • 'Good Girl' Creeper Guy Responds • New Years Eve TV Review • 90's MTV vs. Now • Oli London Update • Harry Styles Media Obsession • AI Generated Children's Books • Greta Thunberg Photoshoot / Political Theater • Fan Mail

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Christmas in Clown World 29:17

2+ y ago29:17

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Let's roast some nutjobs on an open fire, shall we? In this episode: Rudolph vs. Barney • Ms. Uncah Jams Update • Black Friday Brawls • Simon Cowell's New Face • Thoughts on AI Art Generators and AI Robots • Degenerate Christmas Specials • Deceptive Marketing • Fan Mail

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Make It Stop! 25:17

2+ y ago25:17

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In this episode: Influencer Who Hit Golf Balls Into Grand Canyon • TikTokers In Grocery Stores • Protestors Who Glue Themselves to Things • Degenerate Moms • Gen Z Kid Cries Because He Has To Work • Megan Fox/MGK Derangement • Kanye West/Chris Cuomo Interview • Fan Mail

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Welcome to the Horror Show 41:45

2+ y ago41:45

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In this episode: Vabbing • A Mom who Became a Dragon • The Black Alien Project • Plastic Surgery Obsession • Comedian Violet Jones Calls In • Fake Butts • Shop Class Teacher with Prosthetic Chest & more.

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Banned From TikTok! 37:43

3y ago37:43

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In this episode: What's wrong with the youth? • TikTokers and #Vasectomies • Banned from TikTok! • Billie Eilish's boobs • Fan Mail • Attack of the Microphone Lickers! • Will Smith Apology Video • My Trip to Florida • Keyless Apartments • The Internet Was A Mistake • Where did our pride go?

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Interview With A Furry 25:31

3y ago25:31

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In this episode I interview a furry from an undisclosed location in eastern Europe in an attempt to understand furryhood once and for all!

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Hide Your Kids 30:40

3y ago30:40

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In this episode: Phone Zombies Stop Traffic in NYC • Selfie Crashers • Fart Sniffing Couple Respond to My Video • Christina Aguilara's PRIDE Performance • Outrageous Gas Prices • BP Oil Pretends to Care • NYC Ads Empowering Fentanyl Users • Gatorade "Health" Ads • People Who Normalize Ped0s • Protecting Your Children From Brainwashing • High School…

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Why Are People Like This? 31:19

3y ago31:19

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In this episode: Men Who Dance Shirtless Together • What Is a Belle Daphine? • Britney Spears' Instagram Account • Morning Show Mocks Stay-At-Home Mom • The 1950's vs. The 2020's • Trusting Elon Musk • Bill Gates Hypocrisy + More

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TikTok Hell 32:48

3y ago32:48

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In this episode: Lizzo Makes Me Gag • TikTok Causing Tourettes Amongst Teens • TikToking in Emergency Rooms • People Who Hold Their Phones Up For Entire Concerts • Selfies During Car Accidents • Virtue Signalers • NPC's • Gilbert Gottfried Tribute • Jussie Smollett Releases A Song & more...

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Hi-Rez 53:05

3+ y ago53:05

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In this episode: Narcissists and Ukraine • Stupid TikTok Challenges • Shoplifting Videos • The Blockbuster Video Popcorn Bandit • Pro-Mask Rally • Rapper Hi-Rez Calls In • Freedom Marches • Performing At The Lincoln Memorial • Losing Fans For Standing For Freedom • Hip-Hop Talk

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Tony Hinchcliffe 1:06:32

3+ y ago1:06:32

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In this episode: Joe Rogan smear campaigns • White privilege emojis • Angry Voicemails • Tony Hinchcliffe calls in • Comedy in LA vs. Austin • 80's/90's Pro-Wrestling • Playing the villain

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Kat Von D 55:21

3+ y ago55:21

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This is the one year anniversary of the show! In this episode: Human pups • Furries on planes • a toast to normal people • a girl who sells farts in a jar • the latest in clown news • Tattoo artist Kat Von D joins the show to talk about leaving Los Angeles • Influencers who flood her neighborhood • Following your passion • Patriotism…

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Ryan Long 49:37

3+ y ago49:37

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In this episode: A woman who identifies as a bug • Flight attendants gone wild • A mom yelled at me at a restaurant • Comedian Ryan Long joins the show to talk about the absurdities of America's political divide, the Canadian government fining comedians for jokes, the strange behavior of Justin Trudeau and living your entire life online.…

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The Return 41:33

3+ y ago41:33

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In this episode: Why I was banned from American Airlines • Self worship • My COVID experience • Race baiters • Woman who praised the 'Wisconsin Christmas Parade Massacre' • My Timcast IRL Appearance • We close the show with an ULTIMATE TikTok Gauntlet roast.

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YouTube Hates Me 46:10

4y ago46:10

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In this episode, I’ll be addressing my latest YouTube prison stint • Donnelly, the 46 year old virgin calls in • The latest in clown world news including Demi Lovato's new announcement • racist cookbooks • TikTok roasts and more.

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Anthony Rodia 52:10

4y ago52:10

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Today we explore a woman who re-arranged her entire body, we get an update on the guy who got surgery to "become Korean", and we monitor the "progress" of Generation Z. Comedian Anthony Rodia also joins me to analyze the latest happenings in clown world, how America got "soft" and growing up with old school values. We also trade stories about the s…

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Michael Rapaport 1:11:24

4y ago1:11:24

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Today we explore a British "influencer" who got plastic surgery to become Korean, political theatre in France and a video game I'm going to be in. Michael Rapaport joins me to talk crime in America, Israel/Palestine, 90's hiphop, basketball, movies and hanging with Tupac, Ice Cube and Snoop in '92.

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Michael Chandler (UFC) 56:17

4y ago56:17

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In this episode we explore the mind of a deranged NYC psychiatrist, we get an update on rapper Lil' Poopy and I have fun with people asking me for money. UFC fighter Michael Chandler joins me in the second half to talk about the victim mentality running rampant in this country, overcoming obstacles and having pride in your country.…

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Cart Narcs 43:03

4y ago43:03

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Today we explore men who refuse to be intimate with their wives unless they wear a mask. We look at a newly discovered human-like species, men who wear tails, and I give my take on the "cancelling" of comedian Tony Hinchcliffe. Later in the show, I'm joined by Agent Sebastian of Cart Narcs who patrols grocery store parking lots looking for people w…

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John Joseph (Cro-Mags) 1:06:02

4y ago1:06:02

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In this episode, we explore government "microchips", the demasculation of men and twerking drag queens. NYC Punk Legend John Joseph (Bloodclot/Cro-Mags) joins me to talk about his protest concert in NYC during lockdown, growing up in 70’s NYC - crime, fights, murders and cannibals!

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MADEbyJIMBOB 56:24

4y ago56:24

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In this episode, we explore the latest in "Upside Down World" including Gen Z's attempt to cancel Eminem, Cardi B's Grammy performance, and worthless TikTokers. Political cartoonist MADEbyJIMBOB, weekly contributer to the Washington Examiner, joins me in the second half to talk about mind control, fear, compliance and the joys of roasting Ben Shapi…

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Johnny Brennan (The Jerky Boys) 58:47

4+ y ago58:47

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In this episode, I make YouTube eat my shoe. We explore my latest YouTube ban, social distance Valentines Day cards, Gina Carano being fired from Disney and my dad tells a story about punching a kid in a martial arts class recently. Prank legend Johnny Brennan, voice of Mort Goldman on Family Guy and creator of The Jerky Boys, joins me in the secon…

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WhatsHerFace 48:15

4+ y ago48:15

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Today we talk to a girl who went viral for taking a selfie with a hotdog. In the second half of the show, we talk to popular political humorist & YouTuber, WhatsHerFace. She talks about being labeled a "conspiracy theorist", being endorsed by Alex Jones, government hypocrisy and how people are conditioned to obey authority.…

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Sean Avery 44:16

4+ y ago44:16

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In this episode, we explore why people with no talent have the biggest followings online, why Mukbang exists, social media censorship and the importance of having standards. NHL legend/actor Sean Avery joins the show in the second half to talk about the absurdity of the current state of affairs in America, his confrontations in NYC and LA, fighting…

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Savvy The Amusing 46:03

4+ y ago46:03

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Today we explore people who twerk in grocery stores, practice outdoor yoga in plastic bubbles and wear masks during intimate moments. Comedian/Impressionist Savvy the Amusing joins the show in the second half to play 'Wheel of Impressions'. He talks about how the handling of the pandemic has affected the LA comedy scene and his ability to do comedy…

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Beer Snake!!! 1:04:04

5y ago1:04:04

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It turns out chlamydia is more widespread than we thought! DC makes the biggest beer snake Keith's ever seen, and we've found someone more behind the times than Internet Explorer! And count on Florida to find a body spray worse than Axe... Secret Beach's single “November Sky” is available on all streaming platforms. To connect with Secret Beach and…

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What are you doing with that Zorro mask?! 1:03:00

5+ y ago1:03:00

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Vodka just not cutting it anymore? This new version will fuck you up just the same, plus maybe add some eyes! Eight-year-olds are getting into edibles, and hippos run amok in Colombia! And if you can't find someone to dance, just ask a child in Utah. Apparently, they have to! For more information and music from FreeSoul, checkout www.torreyb.com…

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Areola Virus 1:03:16

5+ y ago1:03:16

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It seems it's never too late to chase your dreams of athletic stardom! There's a conspiracy at the FCC to miscount people, and someone has made an obscene amount of money on Hot Pockets! And sadly it seems one our most rock-steady, reliable bastions of the Internet can no longer be trusted... Check out Amanda Cunningham's latest single "Selfish Foo…

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The difference between a baby and a pet 59:55

5+ y ago59:55

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Brave Republicans do their best to save helpless women from buying too many feminine products! We now have scientific proof that your pets are cuter than your spouse, and discover a new sleep aid that's just as good as the rest, only sweatier! TheCrossover.TV creates unique live collaborative music experiences. Their latest episode features former …

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Volca? No! 59:55

5+ y ago59:55

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Keith pops the lid on the most shocking conspiracy he's totally invented! It turns out W.W.J.D.M.M.A might be a thing, and the Chinese have yet another aphrodisiac I'm positive you're not interested in! And it turns out the impeachment trial is not the only controversy taking place in Congress this week... space&time are playing Saturday, February …

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Always stop to pet the dog 59:55

5+ y ago59:55

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We find the hero we need in these dark times! Keith pledges himself to the new "milk or water diet," and we find a court judge who's obviously never played Halo. And while this Scotsman may be a shit bank robber, at least we can say he'd also be crap in the KKK, and isn't that a win? The Invisibles are playing Friday, January 31st at Public Bar Liv…

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Not in a row! 1:03:42

5+ y ago1:03:42

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We realize that we really need to figure out the definition of "24 hours." Keith requests trial by combat, and we discover that I'm just as advanced as a Tesla. And it turns out that vultures are doing more about the border crisis than you are... Red Medicine is playing Thursday, January 30th at Jammin’ Java in Vienna, VA as part of the second Eski…