In sporting news, Juan's dad takes home the gold while Shedeur takes a legendary draft dive; Leftover Easter candy - saving the worst for last; How to justify eating more; Pigs in a blanket - always a crowd pleaser; It's okay to be a no-show at the pot luck dinner as long as your dish shows up; How quickly does the "miss you" feeling past?; If the …

Easter Church Service etiquette - how 'bout you try harder to be on time!;Do you ever outgrow Easter baskets?; Two Cajuns, zero solutions to getting the crawfish smell off your hands; When the announced side effects are way worse than the disease; What ad won't Morgan Freeman do?; Sure, he's in a violent gang, but he's a good dad; The updated Covid…

Stop it already with making a doll version of yourself, unless you're the guy who's leaving the Saints broke and hopeless; Two non-golfers give their take on The Masters; So now the college athletes are gonna hold out?; Spring pruning wounds and ailments; Hi Ho emotional support animal?; From parking lot yeller to helper; Shopping scooter weight li…

Remember when even Oprah thought Trump's tariffs were a good idea?; If they're that bad, why do so many other countries have them?; Why does it take so much longer than it used to to build stuff in America?; Juan's WalMart online account gets hacked but the biggest pain is dealing with customer service; Dave super hero feat that, sadly, nobody saw;…

Governor Landry's signature color; D&J break down the story of the prodigal son; Can we just enjoy something?; Apparently passing the collection in church is a life long gig; How to transform your life; Failing to avoid eye contact leads to work you didn't want to do; Don't you move in here and make my neighborhood too nice; Parenting a school athl…

Wrestling - as American as mom's apple pie; It's gold dust season aka pollen; The more people hate on Elon, the more we want a Tesla; When your delayed flight gets delayed AGAIN, you add a bit of tuna fish to the mix; Pickle Ball prison beat down; Dave's review of Hamilton; Bands we don't know - the list is long; NHL in NOLA - I'll take certain fai…

Sometimes you gotta change the flat just to prove to yourself that you still can; We love Make A Wish kids, as long as they're not flying the plane; We're not saying you can't go to Disney without kids but why would you?; Here come the roofers; Don't Stop Believing they're gonna keep playing; When you stop killing the chickens, the price of eggs co…

A tax by any other name is still money coming out of your pocket; WTH is an Urban Destination Fee?; Yes, there's a difference in water; Remember when Rare Earth was just a band from the 70s?; The US is like that friend with a good job who everyone expects to always pick up the tab; Hate is never a good strategy; At what age are we too old for requi…

Celebrating 200 episodes - D & J revisit the early discussions of radio work, weenie spaghetti, learning to record commercials and more; Bruh, learn to read the room, especially when the room is the Oval Office; The story behind the soundbites; If you're gonna release the files, release the files; Making English great again; Happy Mardi Gras - if y…

RIP Maw maw Cathy, the queen of record keeping; Get yourself a mentor; Let us know what you did at work last week; Employing people who don't even exist? Must be the government; Well at least I'm not _______ ; When the beauty queen doinks the landing; Don't leave your loved ones in jail - truth in advertising; Where's all the chickens go?; Promises…

Nothing (what Juan got his wife for Valentine's Day) says love like a platter of boiled shrimp; Just cause we know nothing about NASCAR doesn't mean we won't talk about it; Dave offers his suggestion for next year's Super Bowl halftime performer; Apparently the NFL has solved racism; Are any of our political leaders really surprised by government w…

Did we get smarter or did everybody else just get dumber?; Hey, there's no radio in this car; I'm not gonna cut the line...but I could; Yo bebe, that big butt's not gonna fit in that little car; Dave's all in on the linemen of Jackson; Week 2 of Trump 2.0 - still #winning; and more.By Dave Martin & Juan Simoneaux

What a week it's been!; Snowmageddon; I like the snow but my shoes are wet; That's a nice snowman, son, but I never knew you could use a shovel; Plumbing in the attic; Weather women attire; Soooo I know it's freezing but how long before you get my power back on?; Nobody in a casino ever looks happy; A new, old president; How fast can he get things …

Worst big city mayor - LA says hold my beer; Chinatown movie revisited; Stuck in a fire and firefighter unable to carry you out - that's on you; It's January 20th and the world didn't end - we told you so!; Hey Mike Johnson, what took you so long to speak up?; Governor Landry Signature Blue; New Orleans solves it's homeless problem just in time for…

Who needs cabbage and black eyed peas when you've got chilli fritos? Dave and Juan were somehow overlooked in the awarding of Presidential Medals of Freedom; NOLA Chief of Police - old lady, big hat; Apparently the "vehicle" was the culprit; Dave and his conspiracy theories; Juan's volunteer weekend was way more work than he thought; Make Romania G…

There's no way that dude is Elsa's dad. Merry Christmas or happy whatever you do/don't celebrate; Karaoke church and Latin Mass; Was "Do They Know it's Christmas the world's first case of virtue signaling?; A little proof that woke is dead; Classing up a tailgate; Are old people with fuzzy socks allowed?; and more holiday fun.…

Guess who's back!; The older we get, the less we care about what we wear in public; Bruh, I can't introduce myself in 30 minutes; When applying for a job took effort...and a stamp; How many have you been to? - play along with D&J; What ever happened to Kodak?; The grocery store mafia; Baton Rouge actually elects a Republican mayor; Jameis Winston -…

By Dave Martin & Juan Simoneaux

Perhaps the most unexpected Father-Daughter Wedding Dance ever!; RIP Chuck Woolery; Hey bruh, I got my good shoes on and that grass is wet; You know that dude who was a jerk in high school? Yeah, he's still a jerk; Pro business tip - if you're in a crappy mood, don't respond to emails; Tales from the swim meet; When Beyoncé steps into your holiday …

Dave continues his Habit(at) of giving; Louisiana Congressman and Speaker of the House Mike Johnson gets a peek inside the Cool Kids' Club; Juan dismayed to learn old friend didn't grow up thinking he was the coolest guy in Paincourtville; Cookie cake licensing fees; Wedding ring trends for guys; Bruh, stop flattering yourself; and more. Also strea…

You're blessed to be a blessing - especially when it involves helping a stranger lift a discarded sofa-sleeper onto the roof of his car; FEMA shows SIGNS of favoritism; Dave drives a Subaru - not that there's anything wrong with that; How much does that watch cost?; Juan becomes a fan of MSNBC; You lost now get over it; and more. #podcast #dadlife …

RIP P Nut The Squirrel; Halloween left overs, You can'r outrun the weather, especially in an Altima; SNL and the FCC; Without fluoride in his water, Dave might have been Elon Musk; Juan can wear 2 shoes again; Christmas catalogs for 3rd world countries; Resetting clocks - the struggle is real; If your bull needs castrating, Dave is ready; and more.…

GO VOTE!!; Halloween etiquette; NOLA cleans up for the Swifties but how long can it last; Juan goes to the ER, falls off crutches; Remember when we could still run?; Mosquitoes in late October!; Senior pictures back in the day - no airbrushing, no filters; So you're telling me Beyoncé's NOT gonna sing?; When was the last time multiple good movies c…

Drew Brees honored while Saints season burns down around him; Want fries with your Big Mac?; I've never loaded a shotgun either - but I don't pretend I did; Elon gives away $1 million a day; Success is one possible outcome; What is Snoop Dogg NOT promoting; Mississippi does the time warp again; Dave is almost ready to give up on Dave's Singles; Why…

Dave tailgates with the parents of Louisiana native, viral phenom and Buffalo Bills rookie Keon Coleman; Excuse me but could you jump-off my ambulance?; These bankers got bank; First world problems up in first class; Continued thoughts and prayers for North Carolina; and more. Also available to watch on YouTube. #podcast #dadlife #cajun #louisiana …

Now that's a fire!; We're not in tailgating shape anymore; Thinking of those impacted by Hurricane Helene; So how many criminals have we let in?; School dance group dynamics; Hit and run pursuit; Shorthanded Secret Service; Invasion of the vultures; You ready to go?; Old school beepers are the bomb again; Has Mark Cuban boarded the crazy train?; an…

When the Saints are winning, people stop killing; Fortnite is not a sport; Restaurant booth etiquette; Lining up for weed in. BR; It's take the First Lady to Work Day; Local politician pledges to take on China and Russia; At what point does hurricane debris become just trash in your yard; The pitfalls of the built-in microwave; Seafood City; How do…

Hurricane news coverage has become more performance and less reality (kind of like politics); How much is your deductible?; The Houma TV Hurricane Stick and live call-ins; Dave ALMOST won the Lotto; Bon Jovi saves a life and Jane's Addiction almost takes one; A neighborhood where people cut their grass; Ideas for better government - relocate govern…

Recapping a weekend of football - Nicholls & Saints exceed expectations; When the couple from ESPN that everyone laughed at is related to you; Refurbed Superdome, same old staff; Dave avoids Boubon Street and finds a historic chuch; A cigarette machine in a bar? You know you're in a cool place; Juan's friend Cozy Len makes it to The Voice; Park duc…

Juan's dad turns the big 9-0; Showing up for fantasy football draft ready to take on anything; How long is too long to respond to a patient's hospital call button?; Lying for the sake of lying; Hoping to create a viral moment; If you died in your workplace, how long would it take your co-workers to notice?; When I said we didn't have any, what I me…

The countdown to football season; Cheers to Dave's Aunt Marion; Any good eulogy includes untold stories of childhood mischief; If you're gonna drink in a cemetery, you might as well drink Miller Lite; Hiding in church; Upselling at the funeral home; The Hobby Lobby urn will do; Juan's daughter makes the news; Is that hernia mesh supposed to stick o…

When did checking your temperature become such a challenge?; Holding your tongue in church; Hey, remember that assassination attempt?; Secret Service agents have on-the-job problems, too; Time to stock up on salad dressing and marching shoes; The most chill high profile interview ever; Business 101 - cost determines price; So while you're here, go …

Learning the rules to Olympic sprinting; The last time D & J thought about Break Dancing, dudes were spreading cardboard across the floor at the Iron Horse; How about some NIL money for scientists, engineers, etc.?; When the Secret Service has to pee, they're gonna pee; Let's just vote tomorrow and be done with it; What's worse after surgery - brok…

Chili Fritos vs live termites - who ate better last week?; Juan's adventures in Costa Rica; Plane boarding chaos; If your job is to enforce the rules you might want to learn the rules; It's birthday week as Casa del Martin; Hey Google, where'd that story go?; Say her name - how?; Taking the basement strategy and running with it; Dave is just one de…

Just when we thought we were out, they pull us back in - brother; Even the conspiracy theories have conspiracy theories, Bringing every guy over 40 back to his childhood; Amber Rose, Hulk Hogan, Dana White and Kid Rock walk into a bar...; When CrowdStike stikes; Yes, it was broken and yes, I made it worse; Accent discrimination?; If I haven't seen …

They said it couldn't be done -- One hour, one topic. Any guesses what we're talking about? #cajun #podcast #dadlife #louisiana #republicannationalconventionBy Dave Martin & Juan Simoneaux

Dave preps for Hurricane Beryl; Fiber is the real deal; How the Weather Channel reporters are really just hurricane cheerleaders; We miss Bob Breck; Breaking news on a new flavor of Coca Cola - you heard it hear first; Seems like every country declared independence from England; I'm not an electrician, but...; Can you make assembly instructions any…

Happy Birthday, USA - obviously, there's someone in the country older than you; Who knew? Pretty much everybody; Coach Belichick hits da bayou; Can I retire yet?; JaMarus Russell - volunteer and philanthropist; If you make it there, you can make it anywhere; Survey says whatever the financer wants it to say; Now available in West Baton Rouge, 40,00…

What do Waffle House, Fabuloso and Tik Tok explosives have in common?;The great debate debate - to watch or not to watch; There's no outrunning a drone; Baton Rouge makes yet another bad list; Apparently Shreveport's financial "district" isn't very financial; D & J haven't lost anything in Europe; Your mind doesn't realize you're old but your body …

For two guys who never watch the WNBA, D & J sure seem to talk about it a lot; Father's Day comes is at number 17 on the list of most popular holidays; Gift giving and getting for dads; Shopping anxiety; Mismatched socks - close enough; Grilled cabbage - it's a matter of taste; Baton Rouge retakes the title of Murder Capital of the World - apparent…

Going outside the outhouse - yeh, that's close enough; More fun at the pool - wasps and 2-fer lifejackets; It was supposed to be vacation!; Dave's pre-occupation with burnt light bulbs; If Liberace and Elvis had a hunting camp; Room for 20 people, 6 towels!; How 'bout you put a shower caddy in their, bruh?; Restaurant bathroom horrors; A worthwhile…

Hey WNBA, you might want to stop biting the hand that's feeding you for the first time ever; In the battle of Juan versus the dog, the dog leads 1 zip; Your provider will be with you shortly; Dave's rental car attendant literally couldn't care less...until; Baton Rouge's Summer of Hope (I Don't Get Shot); Give the cops some room, why don't you; Whe…

When your favorite beer pub paves "paradise" to put up a pickleball court!; On Memorial Day, honoring those who paid the ultimate price; Dave goes back to the classroom and needs new stories...or does he?; My stuff is valuable, your stuff is junk; How do you become a Master Gardener? Ummm, there's a guy in your backyard with IV tubes hanging off of…

Juan's dad has a chat with Coach Dennis Allen; Who's on social media more - Jerry Seinfeld or Jon Bon Jovi?; At least Bill Cosby didn't cuss; The temptation of Sam's Club; Dave goes on a graduation weekend - how many Valedictorians are too many?; Tips on the perfect graduation speech; Divorced Dads' Sunday at the pool; Gotta wonder what this guy's …

Dave gives an update on his mom; Hospital rooms and nursing schedules aren't designed for visitor sleepovers; Even on Mother's Day, every mom has a favorite child; Juan's "political" career has begun - can the end be far behind?; Baton Rouge Crawfish Cookoff - almost as bad as Crawfish Day at Nicholls; A cake with a touch of cayenne - surprisingly …

Drive thru pranks; Playing doctors and explaining hiatal hernias; When flight attendants overshare; At today's proms, the actual prom is the minor event of the evening; Patenting advice from D&J - marry somebody rich; America's Resort is impossible to find but really, really nice; What your choice of a walkup song says about you; NFL approves helme…

We're taking the culture up a notch with a trip to the opera; The proper pronunciation of Giovannia; High school plays go "old school" with Footloose; If your gonna expect a high school graduation gift from me, I better at least know who you are; When you work for a lawn service in South La, being comfortable around snakes should be a prerequisite;…

Accidental vocal improvements; Farewell to Tiger; Every day is tax day - for some, more so than others; Would you mind picking up the tab for this Mazerati I bought myself?; Tales of the eclipse; Plenty of seats here in the front; Sometimes unappreciated elementary school "talents" become a career path; Young people don't listen to radio; Shhhhhh, …

Congratulations, you survived the eclipse; Whether it's maintaining a bald head, or getting a good haircut - it ain't that easy being a guy; Kid Rock, Tucker Carlson, et al take the stage in Gonzales; D&J disagree with Governor Landry; Will people watch Caitlin Clark in the WNBA? How high is too high in a football stadium?; The real impact of infla…

D&J's view on the best and worst Easter candy; Juan's failed attempt at watching the basketball game while paying attention in church; Repping your junior high; No matter how much weight you lose, never toss your fat pants; The Easter unicorn; Napping for Easter candy, all Lent long; Gypsy Rose heads back down da bayou; Bond out your friends for th…