In sporting news, Juan's dad takes home the gold while Shedeur takes a legendary draft dive; Leftover Easter candy - saving the worst for last; How to justify eating more; Pigs in a blanket - always a crowd pleaser; It's okay to be a no-show at the pot luck dinner as long as your dish shows up; How quickly does the "miss you" feeling past?; If the room is too cluttered for your company, it's too cluttered; Post-prom dumb decisions; Your too drunk to drive home and to come in my house; Ridin' (driving) the storm out; and more.