Best Two Grumpy Men Podcasts (2025)

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October 29, 2025 Episode 149 Part Two: Eat A Salad! 50:02

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In the second half of this episode, Patrick and Tommie watch Chicago get ICE'd, debate the use of weight loss injections, Tommie reviews the new film A House Of Dynamite, Patrick reviews the 1980 haunted house film The Changeling, they discuss the controversial Netflix documentary The Perfect Neighbor, Patrick attempts to explain "6 7" to Tommie, T…

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Long Box Episode 11: Party adventures, Football season heating up and so much more 2:38:45

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Send us a text It's that wonderful time of the week where we dive into any topics that itch our mind and need to leave our lips, so strap in and join two dudes with good vibes and endless possibilities on this week's Long BoxBy Hi Topics

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October 29, 2025 Episode 149 Part One: Blue Collar Bottom 1:07:58

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In the first half of this episode, Patrick and Tommie investigate the mystery of the blue dogs of Chernobyl, meet the Pastor Garafiano, remember Fanny Brice on her birthday, Tommie sings a duet with Barbra Streisand, they say goodbye to actresses June Lockhart and Prunella Scales, get caught in The Act with Liza Minnelli, throw (kitty) litter at Na…

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October 15, 2025 Episode 148: Patti Smith Lights Up My Life 1:36:51

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In this week's episode, Patrick issues a PSA about dogs and lithium-ion batteries, he and Tommie meet the Otterhound, bid farewell to trans activist Miss Major Griffin-Gracy and R&B singer D'Angelo, praise The Great Dictator, celebrate I Love Lucy Day, discuss the Supreme Court and the Voting Rights Act, sing the blues for a clarinet-playing protes…

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Long Box Episode 10: Grumpy Grandpa Energy, Finding Courage, and the Twin Fingerprint Mystery: From Grandpa Vibes to Samurai Strides in Ghost of Yotei” 1:27:04

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Send us a text It's another week, our friends, and that means more shananigans, so strap in and have fun on this week of Long Box as we discuss the greatness of PlayStation's latest game, Ghost of Tsushima, and so much more!By Hi Topics

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Hi Topics Episode 10 The Importance of Ethics 1:11:11

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Send us a text Dive deep into the questions that shape right and wrong. The Ethics Exchange explores moral dilemmas from history, philosophy, and contemporary life, from ancient thinkers to today’s most pressing social challenges. This episode reveals how our choices shape us and what it truly means to do the right thing in a complex world.…

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October 1, 2025 Episode 147 Part Two: Jesus With The Gay Men 1:05:45

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In the second half of this episode, Patrick and Tommie do not lament the cancellation of gay sitcom Mid-Century Modern, Tommie reviews the 2022 Netflix series Titans: The Rise Of Hollywood, Patrick reviews Alien: Earth and the 1980 film Ordinary People, they rap about Bad Bunny at the Super Bowl, meet actress Tilly Norwood and discuss the effect of…

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Long Box Episode 9: WD-40, The Wise Emperor, and Why Stories Aren’t Original Anymore 2:21:03

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Send us a text It's another week, and that means another Long box episode where we have fun discussing various topics together.By Hi Topics

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October 1 2025 Episode 147 Part One: Louie Has No Chill 59:53

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In the first half of this week's episode, the men go head-to-head with the New Zealand Heading Dog, salute the late President Jimmy Carter on his birthday, sing the praises of Julie Andrews, say farewell to zoologist Jane Goodall, meet the gay baseball player credited with inventing the high-five, Tommie explains the correct pronunciation of Yom Ki…

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Long Box Episode 8: What do Men dressed as Bats, Reality TV and Rogue Ninjas all have in common? 1:49:18

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Send us a text Join us this week as we unpack Kyle's frustration with the recent Big Brother finale, Mike's obsession with Cyberpunk 2077, The Highs and lows of NFL Week 4, and the excitement surrounding both Peacemaker Season 2 and Ghost of Yotei! Also, are the AP college rankings justified?By Hi Topics

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Hi Topics Episode 9 The Heroes That fell and then ROSE again 1:27:23

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Send us a text Sometimes in life we fall from the standard we set for ourselves, and when that happens, we may feel we are too far gone, but NO! WE ARE NEVER TOO FAR GONE, and we can RISE again. So join us as we look at two examples in Anakin Skywalker and King David, and learn from their experiences.…

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September 17, 2025 Episode 146 Part Two : I Want To See It Twice More! 52:18

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In the second half of this episode, Patrick reviews the shows Wednesday, Alien: Earth, and a bunch of old films he watched on YouTube, they cash out on FBI head Kash Patel, give Attorney General Pam Bondi a refresher course in the First Amendment, wonder why two queer communities lowered their flags for Charlie Kirk, name the musicals they'd like t…

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Long Box Episode 7 1:57:39

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Send us a text Love is in the air on this episode of Long Box, so join us as we discuss love, football, and more!!By Hi Topics

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September 17, 2025 Episode 146, Part One: Sandbox Riot 58:47

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In the first half of this week's episode, the men return from their summer break, Tommie discusses Louie's anxiety, they meet the Majorca Shepherd, remember gay actor Roddy McDowell on his birthday, celebrate the legacy of the late film icon Robert Redford, pay their respects to America's first Emperor, Tommie takes a quiz on the U.S. Constitution,…

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Long Box Episode 6 2:10:59

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Send us a text Football, Emmy awards, and more. Excited to have you with us for another week of two dudes with Good Vibes, and as always, endless possibilities. God Bless!By Hi Topics

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Long Box Episode 5 1:45:25

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Send us a text All bets are off and we are off the deep end! Come with us and bring a life jacket baby because as always its Two Dudes, Good Vibes, Endless Possibilities!By Hi Topics

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Long Box Episode 4 1:42:27

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Send us a text Dating can be awkward, messy, and downright exhausting… but hey, isn’t it supposed to be fun too? Let’s dive into the chaos, laughs, and little wins that make the dating game worth playing.By Hi Topics

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Hi Topic Episode 8 The deadly snare of Misinformation 1:15:23

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Send us a text Misinformation spreads faster than truth—and it’s more dangerous than you think. We break down how false stories hook us, the damage they cause, and how to fight back with factsBy Hi Topics

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Long Box Episode 3 1:55:29

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Send us a text Another week, another long box episode where all bets are off and nothing is restricted, so buckle up and let's ride!By Hi Topics

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Long Box Episode 2 2:12:00

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Send us a text Another week means another long box being opened, which means so many more topics to explore with no limits!By Hi Topics

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Hi Topics Episode 7 Can Money buy Happiness? 54:59

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Send us a text In this episode, we dive deep into one of the oldest and most debated questions: Does money really buy happiness? From scientific studies to personal stories, we explore how wealth impacts well-being, what "enough" really means, and why some of the richest people in the world still feel unfulfilled. We'll also look at how culture, mi…

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The Long Box Episode 1 Superman 2:30:42

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Send us a text Truth, Justice, and the Superman way. Click right now to nerd out on Superman the movie and so much more on the debut episode of the Long Box by Hi TopicsBy Hi Topics

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The Brilliance of Film 2:22:44

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Send us a text Have you ever watched a film that transported you to within its fictional world and left you forever marked by its magic?By Hi Topics

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Finding Light After Lost Worlds: Coping with Entertainment Withdrawal 2:25:51

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Send us a text Have you ever finished an amazing book, game, or movie and felt that strange emptiness afterward? That moment when the credits roll or you turn the final page, and suddenly there's a void where adventure once lived? This week, we're diving deep into what we call "post-entertainment depression" – that fascinating emotional crash that …

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June 25, 2025 Episode 145: Brighter Than Doris Day 1:43:25

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In this final episode of the season, Patrick's husband Steven fills in for Tommie, they welcome their guests Rosie Collette and Cade Meier, meet the Lakeland Terrier, celebrate George Michael's birthday, discuss Benson Boone's music and media saturation, say farewell to singer Lou Christie, singer/actor Bobby Sherman, and television chef Anne Burre…

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HI Topic The Power of Music 3:00:17

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Send us a text Join Kyle and I as we discuss the power that music has over the mind and soul. For those wanting to skip straight to this discussion skip to the 1 hr 2 minute mark.By Hi Topics

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June 11, 2025 Episode 144: Stupid, Stupid People 2:13:23

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In this week's episode, Patrick and Tommie stand up for postal workers, meet the Kangal Shepherd Dog, wish a Happy Birthday to Founding Father Joseph Warren, say goodbye to two music icons, go flying with E.T., crash and burn with Grease 2, take the day off with Ferris Bueller, clear up a misconception about German chocolate cake, celebrate a break…

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Epsiode 2 HiTopics GOT 2:36:17

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Send us a text Join us to discuss some Game of Thrones theories, favorite characters, and more!By Hi Topics

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June 4, 2025 Episode 143: Irritable Ernst Syndrome 2:14:40

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In this week's episode, Patrick and Tommie welcome returning guest John J. Steele, Jr., Patrick talks about his vacation in Provincetown, Tommie loves the proximity of the local cannabis dispensaries, they meet the Japanese Chin, wish a Happy Birthday to gay singer/actor Sam Harris, say goodbye to actress Loretta Swit, gay Native-American actor Jon…

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Episode 1 the Batman 3:05:13

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Send us a text Join us to discuss the Hi Topic of the week The Batman.By Hi Topics

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May 21, 2025 Episode 142: Sit On A Happy Face 2:08:38

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In this week's episode, Patrick and Tommie discuss murder mystery events, meet the Indian Spitz, remember gay activist Frank Kameny on his birthday, say, "Bye, Bye, Charles Strouse," enjoy one last beer with George "Norm" Wendt, Tommy talks everything Gypsy, they salute Clara Barton, learn the obvious about breakfast cereals, get the latest measles…

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May 7, 2025 Episode 141: Big Puffy Balls 1:19:45

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In this week's episode, Patrick and Tommie growl about recent dog attacks in New York City, go hunting with the Hanover Hound, go to the ballet with Tchaikovsky, go to town with Gary Cooper, say farewell to comic actress Ruth Buzzi and singer Jill Sobule, dance the Can-Can with Cole Porter, producer Steven gives a cooking lesson on roast leg of lam…

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April 30, 2025 Episode 140: Cardinal Gibbons 1:55:48

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In this week's episode, Patrick and Tommie celebrate the capture of Valerie the runaway dachshund, meet the Gaucho Sheepdog, share a brownie with Alice B. Toklas, say goodbye to drag artist Jiggly Caliente, light a fire for Beltane, ponder how the Supreme Court will rule on the case of the first public religious charter school, review Trump's first…

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April 23, 2025 Episode 139: Disco Pope 2:14:14

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In this week's episode, Patrick and Tommie discuss how not to lose one's dog, herd reindeer with the Finnish Lapphund, celebrate the birthdays of the world's greatest playwright and one of the worst U.S. Presidents not named Donald, mark the passing of Pope Francis and review his record on LGBTQIA issues, watch the first YouTube video, rock with th…

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April 2, 2025 Episode 138: Ask Your Doctor For Beaujolais Nouveau 1:53:06

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In this week's episode, Tommie suffers through the drama of children's theatre, he and Patrick find out the meaning of the word "cocker," ask Marvin Gaye what's going on, say goodbye to Richard Chamberlain and Val Kilmer, watch Debbie Reynolds play a singing nun, celebrate the Fleetwood Mac album Rumours, Tommie walks away from his peanut butter an…

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March 19, 2025 Episode 137: The Horrors Persist, But So Do I 1:34:15

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In this week's episode, Patrick and Tommie review the American Kennel Club's list of the most popular dogs, meet the Danish Spitz, pass the tanning butter to late B-52's guitarist Ricky Wilson, pay tribute to the film Victoria/Victoria and Broadway musical Avenue Q, enjoy some chocolate caramel and stuffed quail in the backyard, explore the history…

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March 5, 2025 Episode 136: Lesbian Hyper-Feminine Pink Cowgirl with 80's Undertones 1:37:56

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Tommy sits out this episode, so Patrick and his husband/producer Steven welcome their friend Rosie Collette, enjoy a mush on the Iditarod, meet the Calupoh, enjoy some (Murray) Head, say farewell to singer/actor David Johansen, say bye-bye to Bring Back Birdie, mount up for Brokeback Mountain, put some cheese in their doodles, Rosie gives the men a…

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February 26, 2025 Episode 135: No, Superman! Don't Do It! 1:52:45

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In this week's episode, Patrick and Tommie honor the Long Island student who developed a prosthetic leg for a dog, wonder if the Pope plays a musical instrument, celebrate music legends Fats Domino and Johnny Cash, mourn the loss of singers Jerry Butler and Roberta Flack, take a look at the longest-running murder-mystery on Broadway and the then-co…

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February 19, 2025 Episode 134: Broken 1:17:35

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In this week's episode, Patrick's spirit is broken by a series of horrible news stories from the past week, so for the sake of their sanity he and Tommie move on to dog shelters, catch the scent of a Barak Hound, salute the late Hurricane the Secret Service dog, celebrate a man who studied the stars and another who became a Warhol superstar, Tommie…

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February 12, 2025 Episode 133: A Taste Of Harry Hamlin 1:50:14

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In this week's episode, Patrick and Tommie congratulate Westminster Dog Show winner Monty, go herding with the Aidi, go ape for Charles Darwin, wrestle with Abraham Lincoln, celebrate the founding of the NAACP, remember the 1982 mainstream gay film Making Love, keep the Faith in George Michael, review the past weeks' attacks on the trans community,…

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January 29, 2025 Episode 132: Where Is Everybody? 1:34:29

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In this week's episode, Patrick and Tommie celebrate service dogs, wish a Happy Birthday to the Father of the American Revolution, learn a little about the Sunflower State, Tommie explains his novel idea for educating children, they indulge in some Sweet Charity, lather up at Rose Royce's Car Wash, get Frito-Layed on National Corn Chip Day, learn a…

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January 22, 2025 Episode 131: Blue Velvet 1:59:29

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In this week's episode, Patrick and Tommie engage in a follow-up discussion about dogs and cold weather, pay tribute to the films and legacy of Patrick's favorite film director David Lynch, Tommie mocks the Mad Bomber's track record, they remember Rowan & Martin's Laugh-In, learn about a ketamine-based spray for depression, Patrick explains birthri…

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January 15 2025 Episode 130: Free Luigi 1:37:03

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In this week's episode, Patrick and Tommie celebrate pet reunions and search-and-rescue dogs during the California fires, salute Martin Luther King, Jr. on his actual birthday, say farewell to "Soul Man" Sam Moore, review the unsolved murder of the Black Dahlia, wish a happy anniversary to the TV sitcom Happy Days, enjoy a good shmear on National B…

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January 8, 2025 Episode 129: Amusing And Chaste 2:03:39

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In this week's elongated episode, Patrick and Tommie debate the issue of leaving one's dog in a car, go herding with the Welsh Sheepdog, Tommie extols the people of Wales, they celebrate a lot of birthdays (including a singer from Wales), Tommie explains the many-worlds interpretation of quantum mechanics, Tommie spills the tea on the death of The …

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Countdown to 2025 Show 12 30 24 1:19:41

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We wrap up the year in true Two Grumpy Men fashion. Just the facts of life and some insightful conversation.

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December 18, 2024 Episode 128: Happy Arbor Day! 1:47:36

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In this week's final episode of 2024, Patrick and Tommie meet the Villano De Las Encartaciones, honor the legacies of two icons on their birthday, review the 21st century "controversy" over the Nutcracker, celebrate the original airing of a Seussian Christmas special, wonder how Katherine Hepburn starred in a Broadway musical, dine on roast sucklin…

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December 11, 2024 Episode 127: Julie Andrews' Tongue Action 1:42:55

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In this week's episode, Patrick and Tommie discuss Christmas plays, meet the Tamaskan dog, rock around the Xmas tree with Brenda Lee, say farewell to actor Michael Cole and mentalist the Amazing Kreskin, Tommie teaches Patrick about "the four quarters," they look at the death of singer Sam Cooke, watch Walter Kronkite get zapped, Tommie says he ain…

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November 20, 2024 Episode 126 Part Two: Calm Down, Take A Breath, Eat A Cookie 47:22

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In the second half of this episode, Patrick and Tommie discover that Nazis marching somewhere in America is becoming a weekly thing, watch Oklahoma's education superintendent pray for the President-elect, learn that House Speaker Johnson would prefer a trans woman join him in the men's room, go down YouTube rabbit holes, lament the closing of the m…

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November 20, 2024 Episode 126 Part 1: Call Me Spud 58:01

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In the first half of this week's episode, Tommie prepares for his post-Gypsy demise, he and Patrick discover the first dog-friendly cruise, go herding with the Saint Miguel Cattle Dog, celebrate President Biden's birthday, say goodbye to gymnastics coach Bela Karolyi, review the sex arrest that led to a landmark Supreme Court ruling, observe the Tr…

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November 13, 2024 Episode 125: Tarzan's Legs 1:44:03

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In this week's episode, Tommie mocks Patrick's loungewear, they warn listeners to keep their cannabis away from their dogs, go running with the Rampur Greyhound, celebrate the birthday of the greatest American actor of the 19th century, get animated over the film Fantasia, laugh about one of the 1970's funniest TV comedies, Tommie comes to the defe…