In this week's elongated episode, Patrick and Tommie debate the issue of leaving one's dog in a car, go herding with the Welsh Sheepdog, Tommie extols the people of Wales, they celebrate a lot of birthdays (including a singer from Wales), Tommie explains the many-worlds interpretation of quantum mechanics, Tommie spills the tea on the death of The Vivienne, Patrick gives tips for winter skin relief, they dispel misinformation about gender-affirming medications for youths, mock the Supreme Court's request for respect, watch Musk stick his nose into European politics, explain Meta's descent into the social media mud, prepare for the coming American Empire, plan a vacation on the Gulf of America, and, in honor of his birthday, name their favorite David Bowie songs.