Overview

2Legs and Pooz sweat through a Pacific Northwest heat wave, ranking every Shatterpoint box from S-tier BUY NOW to D —”maybe save this for later." Using their patented four-point criteria system (Vibe Check, Out-of-Box Playability, Mix & Match Potential, and Fun Factor), they debate which boxes new players should prioritize. Plus, tournament prep discussions, and the spicy side bet involving Boush and Cassian.

Key Moments

1:00 - Old Man Weather & Aches Report (featuring suburban sweat lodge technology)

6:00 - Gaming Drought & Middle School Graduation Vibes

10:40 - Game Report: Mando/Maul testing and order deck dysfunction

20:00 - Tournament Prep: Finding the anti-anti-revenge tech

27:20 - The Side Bet: Boush kills vs Cassian's "This Town's Gonna Blow"

30:40 - Main Event: Box Tier List begins with criteria explanation

42:00 - S-Tier Debate: Charming Leia vs Bad Batch

47:20 - Moff Gideon Box: Dark Sabers and Dark Troopers

52:40 - The D-Tier Debate: Padmé, Hondo, and Mother Talzin

67:00 - Core Box Breakdown: Anakin vs Asajj, Ahsoka vs Maul

79:20 - Specter Showdown: Kanan (A-tier) vs Hera (B-tier)

87:00 - Empire Leadership Analysis: Thrawn and Veers placement surprises

Highlights

• Order deck dysfunction: When Maul, Mando, and Fourth Sister all want to be in reserve
• Why some primaries actually WANT to go first (spoiler: not many)
• The Ferrari List Problem™: When your whole game plan relies on two models
• Tournament tech: Using Mace/Obi to counter your boogieman
• Box ranking criteria for new players
• The Great Rosé Debate (2Legs is too effeminate for rosé, apparently)
• Thrawn's Box: Shocking C-tier placement
• Veers' catastrophic fall: D-tier
• Mother Talzin: Gotcha mechanics

Quote of the Episode

"My retirement plan is just euthanasia" - 2Legs, keeping it light

Current Box Tier Rankings (Part 1):