The Blondies are officially dirty 30, and we’re throwing the kind of party only we could plan—equal parts chaos, competition, and questionable judgment.
We’re rating reality shows, revisiting Seven Minutes in Heaven (dangerous!), and of course, forcing Elizabeth to referee our nonsense. It’s Blondie vs. Blondie, and nobody’s playing fair.

Come for the birthday vibes, stay for the unfiltered hilarity—and maybe learn which reality show we’d absolutely crash and burn on. This milestone episode is messy, loud, and oh-so us. 💋🎉

The Blondies Classic Hat and the Blackout Hat are finally in our hands — and can now be in yours too at blondiesmedia.net. You’re welcome.

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The Team:🎙 Audio Engineer: Elizabeth Baquet (Ninth Planet Audio)🎬 Video Editing: Sean Stender (Cut+Run)🎨 Graphic Design: David Maron📢 Produced by: Tiffany Kuzon (Mosaic), Amburr Farls (Cut+Run), Daxton Bloomquist, Hayden Maher, TJ Kahn, Holly Stachnik, and Chris Jordan.