BT & Sal dive into a trio of combustible topics! First, a viral (and fake) image of Juan Soto and Mia Khalifa sparks the question: Would you ever date a porn star? The hosts explore the potential challenges, from confidence issues to differing lifestyles. Next, the segment plunges into a marital "minefield" by asking, "What's the worst part of being married?" BT admits he misses being on his own schedule, while Sal and Hoff lament the need to "pretend to care" about endless stories and unnecessary communication ("Just talk to me like you're sending a text!"). Finally, they pull back from the sarcasm to share the best part of marriage: having a "pit bull" teammate and an unshakeable home base. The conversation briefly touches on a Bryce Harper to the Yankees rumor that Cashman can't seem to kill.