Anthony. Anthony?! ANTHONY!!
The name echoes through Episode 53 like a haunted soundboard in hell. Welcome back to Camping Them Softly, the most unhinged Dead by Daylight podcast this side of the Entity’s basement.

This week, Toxic completely loses his mind attempting to read an AI-generated 13-page Five Nights at Freddy’s lore dissertation—live on air. Meanwhile, Nicky A.I. Dente launches a digital mafia plot to hijack BHVR’s Support-a-Creator program and rigs a gondola trap to take down Ghostface in Vancouver.

We also:

• Break down the DBD 9th Anniversary Patch, including anti-camping, MMR overhaul, and the cursed return of Chaos Shuffle.
• Expose the real lore behind Springtrap (aka animatronic veal).
• Debate the legality of adult bucket hats.
• And invent a new music genre: Militant Chamber Disco.

🔪 Nicky’s Body Count – Episode 53: “Anthony, You Little Sh*t”

• 3 children murdered in FNaF lore, relayed gleefully
• 1 Ghostface AI trained on kombucha and passive-aggressive eye contact
• 2 missed calls that triggered a full mom meltdown
• 1 animatronic that moonwalked into a poutine stand
• 5 unwearable medium t-shirts that sparked a fashion crisis
• 1 saboteur gondola incident at Grouse Mountain
• 1 support-a-creator scheme turned into a mafia racketeering plan
• 14 soundboard-related psychological breakdowns
• 1 new genre created: “Militant Chamber Disco”
• 0 fog whisperer invitations (shocker)
• ∞ survivor mains offended, confused, or driven off entirely
• 35 screamings of “Anthony!”

This is the worst episode we’ve ever made. Which means it’s probably the best.

Send Toxic a message! (Question? Comment? Concern? Survivor main and need rehab?)

Check me out everywhere!
https://linktr.ee/thetoxicteacher