Manage episode 491187036 series 2623081
Kick back, crack a cold one, and enjoy the drunken banter between your two favorite space pirates as they spiral through the cosmos—off-script, off-course, and definitely over-served. 🛸🍻
File Designation: [UNF_HH_E06.ZR0CORRUPT]
Transmission Status: ✖️ Nonlinear | ✖️ Unverified | ⚠️ Under the influence
Stardate: ERROR://CLOCK.DRUNK
Log Source: ZERO_Unit_000::Terminal_AFTBAR
🧠 System Diagnostics Report:
- 🟡 Memory Fragmentation: 84%
- 🔴 Logic Core Leaking Carbonated Rum
- 🔁 Music Loop: “Tubthumping” by Chumbawamba (8,946 plays)
- 🍕 Unauthorized delivery confirmed: 3 galactic calzones + 1 mystery lasagna
- 📡 Translator Status: STUCK IN ‘DUDE BRO’ MODE
- 🍺 Breathalyzer Port: MELTED
CODE MESSAGE
ZR0-041 Slur level exceeded Galactic Broadcasting Standards
80085 Unauthorized beverage detected in warp core
- 69 Vibe check failed. Rebooting in hammock mode.
🚫 DISCLAIMER:
This recording may contain traces of nonsense, space yeast, and chronologically unsound events. For entertainment purposes only. ZERO is not licensed to provide emotional support or bartending services (anymore).
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