Hey, fellow lushes! On this episode, Dimples reveals his desire to sword fight in a truck stop bathroom, The Beard rants about plasma bans and Motley Crue, and “Judy” casually admits to giving a bar guy a little over-the-jeans action — with full encouragement from his girlfriend. She also tells the story of how her purse came with a name, and The Beard sums up their entire relationship with: she had a big rack, we made out, and then got married.

From farting during foreplay to mushroom-fueled meltdowns, this one unravels fast. We hit relationship red flags, rock opera slander, public bathroom gamesmanship, and the real debate — is burping during sex hot or horrifying? It’s crude, unfiltered, and emotionally unstable. Welcome to Cry My Balls Off.

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