This week’s episode from the Sportzologist and Jetsetter Jordan is hotter than a front-row seat at Origin. We’ve got the NRL where we wrap the drama faster than a winger in open space—and the AFL wrap where the tackles are hard and the one-liners are harder. From Lachlan Galvin turning down millions to AFL players kicking goals and controversy, it’s your weekly dose of sport, sarcasm, and sideline chaos. Tune in before the match review committee bans us too.