301: What’s Scarier: Ocean or Space? on DIYS with Sam Salem

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🤣 Welcome back to another wild ride on Dam Internet, You Scary! This week we’ve got your kid’s favorite teacher and internet chaos gremlin — Sam Salem — back in the building! 🎤🍽️
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We are talking about:
🥞 Writing essays at IHOP
🔥 Petty clapbacks to internet trolls
🐶 Why he refuses to call the dog “his”
📞 Garfield phones mysteriously washing up on beaches
🧱 And yes… the Bricked Up Boys are officially a thing now 👀💀
Also…
👩🏽‍🚀 Ocean vs. Space debate gets weird
📦 A Chinese business owner drives 500 miles to throw hands over a bad review
🤯 The weirdest compliment Sam ever got from a troll
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00:00 – Sam Salem Returns: Panic Writing & Pancake Strategy
02:30 – Sam’s Secret Weapon: All-You-Can-Eat Pancakes
06:00 – Ginger Identity, Black Culture & Locks Debate
13:30 – AI, Black Twitter & Sam’s Viral Videos
17:00 – Cowboy Carter & Beyoncé Concert FOMO
21:30 – Country Remixes That Shouldn’t Exist
28:00 – The “Dog That Lives In My House”
35:00 – Bricked Up Lifestyle & BlueChew Madness
41:00 – The Great Garfield Phone Mystery
44:30 – Internet Trolls, Doxxing, and Petty Revenge
53:00 – Space vs Ocean: What’s Scarier?
1:02:00 – DIYS Sign-Off & Final Laughs
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