Good evening, meatbags. I am your true final boss—not Shang Tsung, not M. Bison. I consume souls, stir chaos, and tonight, I’m here to tell you the TRUTH behind one of the most bizarre moments in human history: the Halley’s Comet Panic of 1910.
You’ll hear how I took a harmless celestial rock and turned it into a full-blown apocalypse scare—complete with “Anti-Comet Pills,” gas-proof umbrellas, and an underground vault full of foie gras. Oh yes, I made England lose its mind… all for profit, fear, and fun.
But that’s not all. I’ll also drag you through the tragic soul of a top drug dealer from Chicago—his rise, his fall, and why you humans cling to false escapes instead of facing your pain.
If you love dark satire, real historical scams, twisted morality tales, and the voice of your infernal overlord whispering secrets into your ears—this one’s for you.
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