So much ground to cover: Why do women love true crime? What’s the perfect Mother’s Day gift? Why is keeping score so much better than forgiveness? You get the idea.

We dive into why we still can’t stand 80’s music (yes, even with Sirius XM shoving it at us), how tariffs are punching China’s economy in the face, and why Canada — charming as its people are — collectively runs like a ship of fools.

Also: salute to the socially anxious queen who crossed the street 100 yards early just to avoid us, a look at today’s jacked-up mortgage system, Harvard’s report on rising antisemitism, a Honda Pilot with too many stick figures, and why being a Republican president is basically like driving a car full of toddlers all grabbing the wheel.

Ready to laugh and groan your way through the mess of modern life? Hit play.

This episode is produced by Daniel Anderson at Audio Alchemy Productions.