Transcript from observation logs XX-XX-[2174]. Pt 1 of 4
Assigned observer: 455-3239-D.

Subject Alpha: What the fuck?!
Subject Beta: Sorry, sorry, sorry…
A: Why would you –
B: You called me pretty!
A: Yes! And you are!
B: Then what’s the problem?

Alpha takes a deep breath, holds up a hand, and points to several embedded cameras in succession.

A: Those are just the ones I can see. I don't want those fucking perverts watching us.

Subject Beta looks at Camera 6 and waves.

B: They’re going to watch us anyway, XXXX. Who cares what they see? Might as well put on a show, right?

Subject Alpha visibly winces.

B: I mean, fuck it. At least they gave me the body I wanted.
A: You wanted to be a weapon?!
B: I wanted to be a girl. Being a weapon just means I’m packing a little something extra!

Subject Beta looks into the camera again and winks.

CREDITS:
Fabby Garza as Anna AKA Alpha AKA Mercedes
Max Knightley as Lavender Spadeheart and Flip.exe
Mike Painter as Hercule Heavensward
Molly Rhinebeck as L.E. Booktok
Lexi Waltner as Marci Campbell
Luke Varner as The GM

MUSIC BY MAX KNIGHTLEY
EDITED BY MIKE PAINTER

CONTENT WARNING: This episode contains immolation and workplace sexual harassment.

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