Buckle up — we just survived a wild, chaotic, Vegas-level Grand Prix. Qualifying came in like a monsoon, and Lewis Hamilton shocked the world by putting his Ferrari dead last on pure pace — the first time in his entire career.

Then the race dropped the hammer on lap 1: Gabriel Bortoleto went kamikaze into Turn 1, taking out Lance Stroll and triggering carnage in the pack.

But if you thought that was wild — Kimi Antonelli just laughed in the face of strategy. He pitted early for hard tires, then ran nearly the entire race (48 laps!) on that same set, telling his tires in the cockpit: "Please, just hang on." His grit (plus McLaren's post-race mess) landed him on the podium.

The bombshell of the night? Both McLarens disqualified. Lando Norris and Oscar Piastri were stripped of their results after post-race checks found their skid planks wore below the minimum thickness.

That move shakes the championship: Max and Oscar are now tied on points, with Lando's lead cut to just 24 points — heading into the penultimate race in Qatar, everything is back on the table.