Greetings, delicious humans!

Welcome to our Season Finale, and thank you for your kind attention. In this episode, Winifred has a heart-to-heart conversation with The Good.

Well, neither of them has what might be conventionally termed a “heart,” but we expect you’ll understand the metaphor.

In any case, the tunnels beneath Denver International Airport witness some bitchy back-and-forth, which would be quietly amusing were it not for the body count. (By the way, Graveyard Rabbit, those tunnels look very much like the stairs in your moodboard.)

Please enjoy. Or don’t. We’re not your mom. Make your own decisions.

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Good Morning Evildoers is a twice-monthly comedy horror podcast hosted by Winifred, Head of HR for evil supercorp Global Synergy Amalgamated.

Daily announcements at an evil organization have to cover things not commonly found at your average non-evil company. Moonbase transfer policies. Time travel accidents. Budget disputes between rival departments that end with necromancy or plutonium.

Luckily, these daily communications are well-received. Because Winifred is going to need to rally the troops. Teams excavating the sub-sub-sub-sub-sub-sub-sub basement at the primary Global Synergy Amalgamated, LLC. lair are about to free an ancient Good of paralyzing banality. And it’s coming for everything that isn’t good for you.

We will be taking a hiatus, and return on June 20 for Season Two. Yes, on Midsummer. We wouldn’t want you to be alone on so important a sacrificial occasion.

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Bye-bye now.