🎙️ High Tea with Lady V

Episode: The Hormonal Rollercoaster, the Vortex Below, and Why You Should Offend More Often

Welcome back to High Tea with Lady V—where we spill the tea on midlife, hormones, and the beautiful chaos of womanhood with honesty, sass, and zero apologies.

In this episode, we dive headfirst into:

💥 Why being "nice" is overrated once you hit perimenopause
🌪️ My current hormonal experiment (estrogen-only first phase, adding progesterone at day 14)
💊 The different types of HRT delivery routes—and why we’re out of patches in Australia (but don’t worry, there’s still plenty of Viagra 🙄)
🧬 The difference between the pill and HRT (synthetic vs bioidentical estrogen)
🧠 Why this journey is full of trial and error—and why that’s okay
📋 A DIY Menopause Symptom Score Test (grab a pen!)
🧾 What tests to ask your doctor for so you're not missing something serious
💪 Why “knowing your numbers” now can change your future
🎉 The teaser you’ve all been waiting for… next week’s episode: THE PUSSY. (Yes, with a capital P.)

🔥 Takeaways:

You don’t have to suffer through symptoms for the next 25 years.
Your hormones aren’t “bad”—they’re just changing.
Advocate for your health, your pleasure, and your peace of mind.
And most importantly—water your lady garden. 🌸

🧪 Lady V’s Suggested Medical Checklist:

✅ Complete blood count
✅ Comprehensive metabolic panel
✅ Lipid test
✅ Hemoglobin A1C
✅ Vitamin D, Iron, B12
✅ Inflammatory markers
✅ Mammogram + Ultrasound (if applicable)
✅ Bone density scan

💡 Quote of the Episode:

"Knowledge is power. Power is wisdom. And a wise vagina is an informed vagina."

⚠️ Disclaimer: This podcast is for entertainment and informational purposes only. It is not intended as medical advice, diagnosis, or treatment. Always consult a qualified healthcare provider for medical concerns or before making any health decisions. The views expressed are those of the host and guests, not any medical institution.

🎧 Tune in next week for:
"The Pussy: A Deep Dive into the Vortex"
The hoo-ha. The fluffy. The taco. The vault. We’re naming it, claiming it, and talking ALL about it.

🎙️ Filmed from Pussy HQ.

00:00 Introduction to High Tea with Lady V

00:42 Understanding Perimenopause

01:26 Personal Journey and Unexpected Pregnancy

05:20 Navigating Hormonal Changes

09:41 Exploring Hormone Replacement Therapy (HRT)

13:31 Menopausal Symptom Scoring Test

16:09 Final Thoughts and Upcoming Topics

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