In this chaotic, laugh-out-loud episode of How to Kill Donald Trump — With Laughter, we dive headfirst into the absolute wildest conspiracy theories floating around the internet about Donald Trump.

Is he a time-traveling lizard wizard? An immortal vampire fueled by liberal tears? A puppet controlled by psychic dolphins off the coast of Florida?

(Short answer: Probably not. Long answer: Buckle up.)

Vince and the crew roast everything from Facebook witches trying to “manifest” Trump out of office, to psychic warriors throwing invisible energy knives at his aura, to the world’s worst hurricane forecast drawn with a Sharpie.

No secret portal, no sage-burning ritual, no dolphin cabal is safe from this comedy breakdown.

Warning:

Listening may cause uncontrollable laughter, existential confusion, and a sudden urge to bury crystals in your backyard.

Disclaimer:

This show is satire. No actual harm is intended — except to your ability to take internet conspiracy theories seriously ever again.