- Andrew is becoming an Effective Altruist

- New Monarch Who Dis?

- [https://www.bbc.com/news/uk-63676759](https://www.bbc.com/news/uk-63676759)

- More like SUBprime ministers amirite?

- RIP Liz Truss

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- Gas Station Comestibles Corner

- [BOY BAWANG CORNICK - Garlic Flavor](https://www.filamstore.com/product/boy-bawang/)

- [Fiji UFO’s Burger Flavored Snacks](https://frezcobevusa.com/shop/ols/products/fiji-twisties-cheese-flavor-pack-of-3-x-250g-real-unique-cheese-flavor-snack-family-pack)

- [Miga Gapyung's Pinenuts & Tofu Snack](https://megakfood.com/products/8809598510029)

- [Doritos Tangy Tamarind](https://www.foodnetwork.com/fn-dish/news/where-to-buy-doritos-tangy-tamarind)

- Mountain Dew Cocktails

[https://twitter.com/jackapedia_/status/1572009052162629632?s=12&t=KiYykUMNBOJSJJ-N42EmgQ](https://twitter.com/jackapedia_/status/1572009052162629632?s=12&t=KiYykUMNBOJSJJ-N42EmgQ)

- I’m coming for the Italians

[https://twitter.com/theinfamousgdub/status/1591882900584402944?s=61&t=T9cpnqkGFeFbste1pmimBg](https://twitter.com/theinfamousgdub/status/1591882900584402944?s=61&t=T9cpnqkGFeFbste1pmimBg)

- RELATED:

[https://twitter.com/memphonewslady/status/1564747608962252801?s=12&t=eDAGfbV_8j0jxdr_j3PhBA](https://twitter.com/memphonewslady/status/1564747608962252801?s=12&t=eDAGfbV_8j0jxdr_j3PhBA)

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- Andrew’s Captcha Complaint

- Shown a dump truck, asked to select all squares with a bus, didn’t pick any, and it said “please try again”

- Stans are just modern monks and nuns

- People magnetically attracted to intense fandoms would’ve been sequestered by the church in the past

- They would’ve been making manuscripts and obsessing over dead saints bones and shit

- For Sure Man Quick Hits

- Bret Stephens: Climate Change Is Real Now, But The Free Market Will Sort It Out

[https://twitter.com/nytopinion/status/1585952769529315329](https://twitter.com/nytopinion/status/1585952769529315329)

- Don’t High Five Children

[https://twitter.com/emfundertaker/status/1576920319113441280](https://twitter.com/emfundertaker/status/1576920319113441280)

- Bitcoin Miners Don’t Consume Energy, They Generate Heat

[https://twitter.com/JMellerud/status/1572104318941011974](https://twitter.com/JMellerud/status/1572104318941011974)

- nobody owns cows

[https://twitter.com/alpacaaurelius/status/1568961419411968002?s=12&t=zaD5aErQop6T5Cv3rOz66Q](https://twitter.com/alpacaaurelius/status/1568961419411968002?s=12&t=zaD5aErQop6T5Cv3rOz66Q)

[https://twitter.com/alpacaaurelius/status/1594131324201500672?s=61&t=KlMSzl5OLR1bJ1tdPPl9Vg](https://twitter.com/alpacaaurelius/status/1594131324201500672?s=61&t=KlMSzl5OLR1bJ1tdPPl9Vg)

- Kitten Account: “Execute all criminals”

[https://twitter.com/kitten_beloved/status/1566510523411464192?s=12&t=DxS4wWnKsspoLCOD17pSQQ](https://twitter.com/kitten_beloved/status/1566510523411464192?s=12&t=DxS4wWnKsspoLCOD17pSQQ)

- Wokestanis and MAGAstanis

[https://twitter.com/ericrweinstein/status/1565518818889199617?s=12&t=Uusjo5TejEn3oCUD9AwcTg](https://twitter.com/ericrweinstein/status/1565518818889199617?s=12&t=Uusjo5TejEn3oCUD9AwcTg)

- People Shouldn’t Be Living There In The First Place

[https://twitter.com/adamkotsko/status/1561367698587750400](https://twitter.com/adamkotsko/status/1561367698587750400)

- RIP to a king

- [https://www.nytimes.com/2022/09/15/dining/drinks/fred-franzia-dead.html](https://www.nytimes.com/2022/09/15/dining/drinks/fred-franzia-dead.html)